Name: The 90s Are Oldies??
Uploaded: 2025-03-11T17:00:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The 90s Are Oldies??' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The 90s Are Oldies??' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-11. Transcript available.

we have a radio station here in la called k earth 101 and when i first moved to
la
no it was the oldies which was the 50s 60s and 70s yeah now it's the 70s 80s
and 90s i can't
believe that's oldies the 90s the 90s is oldies 70s 80s and 90s so creep is an
oldie yes that's
on creep yes how about i'm a loser by beck oldie that's not an oldie that's a
newy dude it's a
goody but it's a good way oh wow what's it what's a newy chapel rhone that's a
newy sabrina carpenter
that's a newy wow we're oldie buddy oh my god i feel that would um harry styles
be newy he's newishy
newishy newishy newishy yeah yeah because there's that you gotta think remember
that kid that was at
the show he was 16 years old you think of his world we're old we're old dude
then why does he like us
because we're new we're newishy we're newishy you know that song i don't know
the lyrics but it's
a harry style song how's on it now i'm swaying the stars oh down this way
what is this song wait
this is yeah yeah i can do it in dudes i can't do it yeah yeah i can do
anything in dudes you're
a chew duder i'm a duder dude yeah dude but that song one day if that song
becomes a like an oldie
i hangy will be it's over it's over me hanging that would mean that i'm just
too old we're well
like what we like we're so not like it's like our sinatra oh you know i mean we're
gonna get there
that harry styles will one day be like sinatra yeah i mean he for that oh my
for that generation
is he not chalamet is kind of like
not i was gonna say newman but chalamet is kind of like who's the best comparatively
old actor to
chalamet he would be like paul newman's not too far off yeah it's like a robert
de niro
but de niro was very brand specific right brando was more broad newman was more
what more more more
like him because he was very traditionally handsome jimmy was more jimmy had a
lot of character based
stuff too like he was very kind of uh i don't know yeah it's hard think about
this god he's good
though huh he's the best chalamet unbelievable that kid 200 years ago from now
what is the music going to
be like to us it's going to be like right don't you think you know it'll be
like
yeah yeah yeah and people are just at the club dancing to that we're going to
be like yeah what is
this turn that music down right and we're like what the fuck and there's a
singer going he's going
the ding he's going yeah yeah right and we're like what is this but the kids
are like you're old you
don't get it yeah you guys like lyrics and like you know melody go right what's
melody yeah loser oh my
god and what what is movies going to be like it's going to be all around us we
like vre yeah we'll
be living in a movie imagine like you're in the avengers because they're going
to do another avengers
100 years from now they have to keep making they're going to remake it they
have right but now you know
i mean i'm going to be the cab driver you're the cab driver that just dies yeah
you know what i mean
yeah because i was watching avengers yesterday again for the 90th time i get
bored you gotta and
i look at all the extras right the lady goes you know what i mean with the
briefcase down the street
you know what i mean and i go what is where is she going you know where is she
going yeah where is
she going but i also looked up the avengers that new york scene i go
approximate how many people died
in that last scene 2600 people died there jesus i'm that scene 2600 people died
and no one gives a
shit about those people they're gone wow you know what is cinema is going to be
us i guess it's just
going to be alive it'll be a thing that's happening like live perform i think
performance art will like
morph into like art will just become life will they be they'll be merged into
one you'll just be seeing
live performance art like now i walked down the street the other day in new york
and this these
girls were doing like a full tick tock coordinated dance their phone is on the
window they have no they
they're in the middle of the street they don't even care about the world around
them we'll just continue
to be immersed in this where people are making their own ver their own
realities through virtual
reality yeah and they'll just live through or maybe i could be bob dylan i don't
think so yeah
the gullies are broken the silly is gone yeah you know what i mean the
mountains arise and the fountains
are done keep going yeah the clippers are winning and the lakers are done times
they are a-changing
what do you think oh pretty good dylan ask right you do one the mexicans are
gone trump wants them out
very good koreans won't budge they'll scream and they'll shout oh and then woody
guthrie's like
so that guy scoot who played woody guthrie came to the or because you know he's
he's dating my friend
sosie so sosie goes um we're me and scoot are coming and i got him a table and
they sat and five
comics all night long pointed to him and he goes great job in the movie he did
do a great job like
mark marin like a bunch of people and it was i just and i could see him just
like it's like take it in
you know what i mean like he killed it in that movie imagine what that feels
like but you know
like we we get audience reactions every night yeah so we know what that's like
yeah but we never put
out like an award-winning performance this is hmm you think so i don't think no
i don't think so
i don't think so yeah i don't think you know what this is this show should be
called bear minimum
yeah two bears one minimum wow yeah you're right but it was nice to see so um i
shared with you what
um what happened last thursday for timmy what um it was a disaster and i'd like
to share it on group
level if i may give it okay um i get a call from the little hobbit the punk
rock hobbit you know
that is no the punk rock hobbit just think about it he's a comic the punk rock
hobbit yeah he started
josh adam myers started comedy later late in life dean del rey so he calls me
hey bobby yeah i'm doing
this benefit show steven tyler baby yeah right and i go i don't know i don't do
well in benefit shows
you're gonna kill so i show up and steven tyler is um in the green room wow i
take a photo with him
super nice did he ask you or you ask him i think he goes hey let's take a photo
i'm serious yeah yeah i think
that was the the vibe i know he's a fan yeah and i sat there and i was like
this is cool
then josh home comes in from queens of the stone age yeah let me say something
i'm one of his biggest fans i love you love queens no that i love um them
crooked vultures yeah with yeah
and i um and i met him and i was just like oh are you ever gonna put on another
vultures album he's like
i know we're all you know our schedules isn't that and then um adam ray goes up
and he's pretty good and
i'm after him and so um i go up i open my mouth and and i i'm telling you guys
right now i know you i
told you guys this yesterday right i haven't bombed like this in years it was
silent in the room and i my
time because i don't want to kill right because i'm like my heroes are in the
crowd yeah right
and about two minutes in in my periphery because i know where josh home is
sitting i could just see
him stand up and just walk out no yeah he walked out of the room what if he was
going to make another
album he was you could have inspired no no no no no no no no my heart combusted
into my fucking chest
plate well josh please reach out and then i go you might have went to the belt
and you know what
he's doing he's talking to adam ray in the back oh boy that hurt it hurt and
what toppled that over
the worst the server comes to the table the other night right after you tell
that story the server
goes sorry i don't know who you guys are yeah that's okay she goes do you know
adam ray yeah i
remember you got so i didn't get mad you were about i'm proud you were you were
bummed too no i was
i didn't give a shit at all when your eyes crinkle dude you get that's jealousy
yeah you did that
you did a clint eastwood dude you know what i was on i was like i don't want to
talk anymore i
want to eat food i'm starving yeah she wanted to talk comedy but you know and
adam's having a moment
that's great right but it's just like it it broke my heart and you know what i've
the same thing
happened to me 18 years ago and i've never shared this because it's so
embarrassing give it so there
was this time where anthony kitas was really hot on me he was like you hitting
on you no he loved my
comedy oh i remember one time he i was playing in vegas and he brought that's
the reason why i was in
the dictator is because he he introduced me to sasha whoa so i was i was
playing the playboy comedy um
night at the palms and court mccowan comes up to me goes dude um anthony kitas
is here with sasha
baron cohen and david spade oh wow so they sat watched my set and then they
took me to dinner right
and then um and then like he would invite me to shows anthony and then i was
doing a show at the
el sid and he brought flee the whole band and they sat in front it was
alternative room okay okay i bombed
so hard that night i never talked to him again he never communicated with you
again no wow i would i
could see them blush and he was embarrassed you've never bombed in front of
your heroes well you're my hero
and every time i do bad in front of you it breaks my heart no you've never you
always kill it in front
of your heroes did you like that that's not even remotely true you're you know
what you know that's
not even remotely true in fact in fact in fact in fact in front of like famous
people no i don't
have any good stories of like famous people coming to see the only good story i
had was when catherine
rohera came to see me where at the improv wow when i told you guys that's no we
never heard that when
i've never told that no no i have told this story yeah i was auditioning for a
show he did a tv show
for hbo okay i auditioned for the show yeah and then by way of somehow through
a manager or something
she obviously is so close with guest she came and saw me at the improv and
somebody was like hey i think
catherine o'here is here to see you and i was like really i was so bummed i was
by the bar i was like
this is not good because what like what the am i gonna do right i go up i have
a fine set it was
good of course you did well the rhythm the rhythm was nice the room was good
and then i go back like
i nervously like walked by the room and then i go i go in um i go into you know
to the green room yeah
and i was like oh i should go say i want to go say hi maybe and then to the guy
that was working at
the booth was like she left i was like dude and he was like no no no she sat
watched your whole show
was laughing and then as soon as you got done she got up and she went back home
and i never heard
about it ever again christopher never wow i never spoke to him about it i never
heard anything about
it wow kind of crazy that's cool it felt so so rock star i don't know if she
was like if she like
caught wind and i don't even know how it happened that it was like i'm gonna go
watch that guy
so i i have you know that there's a movie idea that i my friend mcgrail and i
came up with and
there's a pretty big male you know actor that wants that is curious about a
role like a like a big guy
he's pretty i don't want to say who it is but he um he wants to see me sometime
in the next couple
weeks perform but i i'm i'm afraid that i'm gonna it's going to be another no
chance josh home situation
no chance and josh by the way reach out he's not mad no i know it's all in my
head he was so nice to me
by the way i'm a huge fan he's such a great talent imagine if he emails carlos
in the booth at gmail.com
and he's like please tell bobby that i do love him and i've hit the ball so
many times too i mean
i mean you almost every almost every time i do you know what i mean sometimes
sometimes we foul tip it
yeah we're gonna foul tip it yeah sometimes you do