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dr phil ladies and gentlemen let's welcome dr phil to the show he just popped
in that is
unexpected i had to put my tie on last time i want to be clear can i get some
more juice in
the headphones bob uh what's his name the kid with the syndrome what's his name
whatever you
want to call him yeah um what does your mom call you fancy huh yeah why what
you look like a make
a wish kid so fancy wow you're coming in aggressive i love it doctor well last
time i was here i was
riding a gummy a tea yeah yeah i think we can cut to a clip great you don't
have it okay well last
time i was on a gummy and uh and i felt like i didn't bring it even though the
episode uh i know
got some downloads hell yeah and some uploads but um i just want to be more
myself today good yeah good
good to see you dr phil great to see you are you are you someone that dabbles
often in in uh gummies
i tried to one time i took uh 80 milligrams of thc i thought it was cbd though
i was having some
my apnea machine didn't work and so i popped in the uh what i thought was cbd
next thing you know
i'm taking my hoodie off and i got stuck in it for four hours i thought i was
gonna die i watch 19
episodes of naked and afraid fancy i know you like that show right yeah yeah
hell yeah i want to let
you know i don't know if you're aware you probably should be and you're very
worldly and knowledgeable
i'd like to be on the internet as much as possible i know i heard uh our good
friend chris stefano
here sitting next to you love you big i know you guys know each other he's
playing madison square
garden in new york city on 9 11. boy that yep
9 10 9 10 was taken yeah but you know here's what i love about you yeah that's
like that's like uh
that's like that's like that's like fucking your ex in front of your wife on
valentine's day yeah
that's what i did that's what i did but and i and i leave you know it's 9 11
that the tickets are on
sale the pre-sale code is hamas we'll be right back that is a great uh first of
all i'm a big fan
i'm sitting here with three of the best uh comics working today but uh the
garden that's uh you know
i i once got a hand job in a secret garden oh yeah well it was the movie but uh
i was 15 you know
right cmi yolo no i just finally got 9 10 was taken that was funny i just got i
just clicked i knew a
couple that got married on 9 11 because it was it was cheaper like no no rabbi
or priest wanted to
touch anybody or yeah or do a prayer because i thought it was an appropriate uh
inappropriate day
but you know time you know we've moved on you know yeah dr phil i heard there's
a rumor on the
internet that you're converting to judaism well look most rumors uh are true
yeah
remember when there was that rumor that uh tom hanks was snorting ibuprofen in
the back of a
chucky cheese i heard that yeah yes i remember that yeah well you guys are good
at improv but
but my favorite oh hey guys say yes yeah yeah we said yes what i'm saying we're
standing
okay yeah that's what fucking improv is yeah uh bob i love you and about that
rumor uh andrew is uh
look i've been to quite a few bar mitzvahs only a few bat mitzvahs i'd like to
get
more bat mitzvah invites in 2025 but i've uh you know i have i been to a circumcision
yeah uh have
i uh a fat jewish gal yeah yeah uh have i had a kegel uh or kugel kugel and a
jew cougar
well i've had cougar but keeg uh kugel is the noodle it's a passover uh food it's
a passover oh yeah
it's the jew food that's like fishy uh fish but oh oh kugel it's like lasagna
for jews it's called i said
kegel we'll edit this out i meant kugel so i've done it all so i figure i
figure why not just jump
in yeah to the deep and without a life preserver i've swam with sharks you know
i've done a dolphin
mating call just to impress a girl that i thought was a guy you know what's it
we'd like to hear it
the dolphin mating call well this will be the first time i've ever done it live
so uh
apologies if it's not spot on but basically um it was a girl uh that i thought
was a guy and my friend
said you know he's really into dolphins dr phil hold on i'm gonna be a dolphin
i'll be a male dog
i'll be a female dog oh i love this okay because i can i can do that so okay
yeah i have the ability
to like you know trans you know no i've seen the dictator you've got range what
not trans no this
i didn't say so let's just take it back a sec bobby whatever okay yep what can
i can i just okay
ready right okay that that's it that's it how good are we at improv now dr phil
i would actually love dude we should have an improv group we should go we
should amazing here we go
we'll be the name of our if this was the foursome and by the way people would
come watch this four
yeah okay whether it was the change of light bulb or put our fingers inside of
each other
or take a suggestion from a crowd i think it should be called doctor's orders
oh my nice
doctor's orders come out and doc you do a lab um i think uh you do dolphin okay
no no guys never
seen a dog ever seen that was a kid being uh trapped in one of those nordstrom
you know when
kids used to hide under the clothes that was the kid calling for his mom but
there was a kid shut up
bobby shut up there was a kidnapper under the clothes trying to cover go ahead
but i i i don't remember
when kids try to hide under the clothes why not i don't know did you ever do
that well yeah
hide underneath what clothes the department store they had these wrote there's
these a circular yeah
oh i did that remember the rack of clothes i did that i did that's how i would
hide from my mom's
boyfriends wait hold on hold on a second that's what i'm talking about exactly
preach wait a minute
yeah your mom your dad owned i know that's a lady clothing yeah i remember yeah
what was it called
fashion gal fashion but really yeah let dr phil sit with that fashion gal
you didn't ever go to a fashion gal well i did but not to shop no oh that's
good now what kind
of clothes and women who was the clientele what was the fat ethnic women yep
yeah i was gonna guess
that but i want you to say samoans it was like a lane bryant for like samoans
and stuff got it lane
bryant now is lane bryant based on a true story like is the is this shot is
like is that actually a
some tub is like is there a real lane like if you're a woman your name is lane
you're already
oh for two lane bryant right but bryant it's like i think of lane bryant i
think of bryant park
i think of kobe bryant so i'm thinking of big stuff yeah right there's fashion
gal right there
yeah my parents own that you sure that wasn't a rub and tug but it looked like
well it really does
i mean look at the font that's rub and tug font tell me that's your dad's jag
out front did your
dad drive a jag no that's my mazda miata to the right how is that on there that's
weird this is
a photo of someone took us a fashion gal who's a huge fan and sad that it's
gone yeah it is the
r.i.p fashion gal rest in peace fashion gal and while we're at it r.i.p uh betty
white yes can we
just in the last is she dead no she died oh she died pretty sure she is in that
category of like her
bob barker also r.i.p r.i.p and look it's not just the whites that are leaving
us but i think that
there's something about what she did almost 100 right no 101 i can't do math
what is that she's
99 99 99 and the other way around if you get she died in brentwood she was
killed by oj
what if oj was wouldn't it be great if he was like i swear i didn't do the
first one but this
one was all yeah i killed betty white dude unbelievable she's fashion gal she
would shop at
fashion girl 100 you know what i just saw today uh motley cruz private
plane crash i know today into what nobody was on it into another plane no no
somebody's girlfriend
vince neal's girlfriend was on it oh shit and the pilot died they all lived
dude this is like
the fifth plane i'm freaking the fuck out what the hell look i'm about to john
madden everywhere and
just get on a fucking greyhound buddy seriously he was smart he was very smart
this just crashed
was this today or yesterday wait why yesterday like they ran out of gas in the
sky they landed they
landed it's it like skidded off something happened with the landing gear and it
hit another plane and
the pilot died people on board did not die and it was vince's girlfriend is
that what it says
did she die no no they're all they're alive the pilot's the only one that died
just the pilot crew member killed when small jet owned by vince neal crashed
into plane upon landing
in arizona but how does this happen how does this keep happening over the last
see i'm getting a little
scared it feels like way too well we fired everybody who works at the airport
yeah builds planes that was on
purpose even the even the gal at south while they were fucking migrants but but
but the drone drones
getting do you think that that's connected to drones and the planes going down
neil's girlfriend and her
friend were arriving on the plane and were injured um i'm flying out to boston
tomorrow so this is
exciting all right let's change the mood you guys seen oppenheimer love loved
it love good segue
dr phil loved it yeah really a little long yeah yeah i'll watch anything with rdj
robert danny same
uh what about rfk you watch anything with him i'm working on my rfk impression
let me hear it
pretty good i like that jr it's not for me i'm trying to lose weight it's for
the worm inside my head
there was a comic there was a comic the other all right down down we'll cut we'll
cut that yeah
you know what leave it in leave it clip it and i'll send it to him on facebook
there was a comic a black comic and i i don't hear what else he said godfrey
but he goes yeah
probably but he goes uh he goes uh he goes uh he goes yeah he was like rfk he
was like i like
that motherfucker but he sounded like he's talking into a massage chair wait
that's so funny
so funny there's certain lines like that that are just so yeah yeah i'm a i'm a
big just like i
don't need a setup or a premise just give me something like that give you some
jazz like that yeah
that was jazz comedy one shot zinger yeah that was jazz yeah but it's not not
just because he was a
black comic no white comedy too 100 mitch hedberg was the king of jazz comedy
oh my god that was a
jazz comic are you gonna try are you doing stand-up now dr phil there's a rumor
that well we're doing
a live tour adamraycomedy.com for tickets who's that is that your agent yeah uh
sounds like it no
it's uh it's just the producer of the show he also brings me crustables when i'm
hungry love but
we're doing a big national uh city theater tour uh well yeah you can go ahead
and cut to it right there
we're going to uh you put the go back denver uh chicago boston atlanta nashville
your agent on the
main page there yeah he been with me 100 bucks sounds like a move i'm pretty i'm
you know i got
enough cash so now it's just about helping others out you are flush with cash
now dr phil dude that
guy go back there this guy because that's your agent that guy just looks like a
gay dude from seattle
yeah yeah right that's your eight normally they're like jewy guys but this guy
just like literally
like a well you can be both you can be jewy and gay he just looks like five
like a guzzling homo
from seattle 1000 look at the way he's leaning on that uh thingy it's almost
like he's leaning on a
cock oh yeah like just a seattle mouth he just saw a guy take his shirt off you
know yeah he's like oh
look at that set of look at that oh just like he looks like he's just on his
knees in the public
market he looks like he was original starbucks he looks like fancy was on the
balcony and goes would
you like to suck my penis and then adam goes uh no i'm good and then he kept
pulling him down and he
goes on second thought yeah let it happen let it happen right anyway big
national theater tour yeah
great surprise yes everywhere they're all selling out so just go get go get
your tickets and uh bring
your family while you still can while you still can

Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) Crashes the Pod

dr phil ladies and gentlemen let's welcome dr phil to the show he just popped
in that is
unexpected i had to put my tie on last time i want to be clear can i get some
more juice in
the headphones bob uh what's his name the kid with the syndrome what's his name
whatever you
want to call him yeah um what does your mom call you fancy huh yeah why what
you look like a make
a wish kid so fancy wow you're coming in aggressive i love it doctor well last
time i was here i was
riding a gummy a tea yeah yeah i think we can cut to a clip great you don't
have it okay well last
time i was on a gummy and uh and i felt like i didn't bring it even though the
episode uh i know
got some downloads hell yeah and some uploads but um i just want to be more
myself today good yeah good
good to see you dr phil great to see you are you are you someone that dabbles
often in in uh gummies
i tried to one time i took uh 80 milligrams of thc i thought it was cbd though
i was having some
my apnea machine didn't work and so i popped in the uh what i thought was cbd
next thing you know
i'm taking my hoodie off and i got stuck in it for four hours i thought i was
gonna die i watch 19
episodes of naked and afraid fancy i know you like that show right yeah yeah
hell yeah i want to let
you know i don't know if you're aware you probably should be and you're very
worldly and knowledgeable
i'd like to be on the internet as much as possible i know i heard uh our good
friend chris stefano
here sitting next to you love you big i know you guys know each other he's
playing madison square
garden in new york city on 9 11. boy that yep
9 10 9 10 was taken yeah but you know here's what i love about you yeah that's
like that's like uh
that's like that's like that's like fucking your ex in front of your wife on
valentine's day yeah
that's what i did that's what i did but and i and i leave you know it's 9 11
that the tickets are on
sale the pre-sale code is hamas we'll be right back that is a great uh first of
all i'm a big fan
i'm sitting here with three of the best uh comics working today but uh the
garden that's uh you know
i i once got a hand job in a secret garden oh yeah well it was the movie but uh
i was 15 you know
right cmi yolo no i just finally got 9 10 was taken that was funny i just got i
just clicked i knew a
couple that got married on 9 11 because it was it was cheaper like no no rabbi
or priest wanted to
touch anybody or yeah or do a prayer because i thought it was an appropriate uh
inappropriate day
but you know time you know we've moved on you know yeah dr phil i heard there's
a rumor on the
internet that you're converting to judaism well look most rumors uh are true
yeah
remember when there was that rumor that uh tom hanks was snorting ibuprofen in
the back of a
chucky cheese i heard that yeah yes i remember that yeah well you guys are good
at improv but
but my favorite oh hey guys say yes yeah yeah we said yes what i'm saying we're
standing
okay yeah that's what fucking improv is yeah uh bob i love you and about that
rumor uh andrew is uh
look i've been to quite a few bar mitzvahs only a few bat mitzvahs i'd like to
get
more bat mitzvah invites in 2025 but i've uh you know i have i been to a circumcision
yeah uh have
i uh a fat jewish gal yeah yeah uh have i had a kegel uh or kugel kugel and a
jew cougar
well i've had cougar but keeg uh kugel is the noodle it's a passover uh food it's
a passover oh yeah
it's the jew food that's like fishy uh fish but oh oh kugel it's like lasagna
for jews it's called i said
kegel we'll edit this out i meant kugel so i've done it all so i figure i
figure why not just jump
in yeah to the deep and without a life preserver i've swam with sharks you know
i've done a dolphin
mating call just to impress a girl that i thought was a guy you know what's it
we'd like to hear it
the dolphin mating call well this will be the first time i've ever done it live
so uh
apologies if it's not spot on but basically um it was a girl uh that i thought
was a guy and my friend
said you know he's really into dolphins dr phil hold on i'm gonna be a dolphin
i'll be a male dog
i'll be a female dog oh i love this okay because i can i can do that so okay
yeah i have the ability
to like you know trans you know no i've seen the dictator you've got range what
not trans no this
i didn't say so let's just take it back a sec bobby whatever okay yep what can
i can i just okay
ready right okay that that's it that's it how good are we at improv now dr phil
i would actually love dude we should have an improv group we should go we
should amazing here we go
we'll be the name of our if this was the foursome and by the way people would
come watch this four
yeah okay whether it was the change of light bulb or put our fingers inside of
each other
or take a suggestion from a crowd i think it should be called doctor's orders
oh my nice
doctor's orders come out and doc you do a lab um i think uh you do dolphin okay
no no guys never
seen a dog ever seen that was a kid being uh trapped in one of those nordstrom
you know when
kids used to hide under the clothes that was the kid calling for his mom but
there was a kid shut up
bobby shut up there was a kidnapper under the clothes trying to cover go ahead
but i i i don't remember
when kids try to hide under the clothes why not i don't know did you ever do
that well yeah
hide underneath what clothes the department store they had these wrote there's
these a circular yeah
oh i did that remember the rack of clothes i did that i did that's how i would
hide from my mom's
boyfriends wait hold on hold on a second that's what i'm talking about exactly
preach wait a minute
yeah your mom your dad owned i know that's a lady clothing yeah i remember yeah
what was it called
fashion gal fashion but really yeah let dr phil sit with that fashion gal
you didn't ever go to a fashion gal well i did but not to shop no oh that's
good now what kind
of clothes and women who was the clientele what was the fat ethnic women yep
yeah i was gonna guess
that but i want you to say samoans it was like a lane bryant for like samoans
and stuff got it lane
bryant now is lane bryant based on a true story like is the is this shot is
like is that actually a
some tub is like is there a real lane like if you're a woman your name is lane
you're already
oh for two lane bryant right but bryant it's like i think of lane bryant i
think of bryant park
i think of kobe bryant so i'm thinking of big stuff yeah right there's fashion
gal right there
yeah my parents own that you sure that wasn't a rub and tug but it looked like
well it really does
i mean look at the font that's rub and tug font tell me that's your dad's jag
out front did your
dad drive a jag no that's my mazda miata to the right how is that on there that's
weird this is
a photo of someone took us a fashion gal who's a huge fan and sad that it's
gone yeah it is the
r.i.p fashion gal rest in peace fashion gal and while we're at it r.i.p uh betty
white yes can we
just in the last is she dead no she died oh she died pretty sure she is in that
category of like her
bob barker also r.i.p r.i.p and look it's not just the whites that are leaving
us but i think that
there's something about what she did almost 100 right no 101 i can't do math
what is that she's
99 99 99 and the other way around if you get she died in brentwood she was
killed by oj
what if oj was wouldn't it be great if he was like i swear i didn't do the
first one but this
one was all yeah i killed betty white dude unbelievable she's fashion gal she
would shop at
fashion girl 100 you know what i just saw today uh motley cruz private
plane crash i know today into what nobody was on it into another plane no no
somebody's girlfriend
vince neal's girlfriend was on it oh shit and the pilot died they all lived
dude this is like
the fifth plane i'm freaking the fuck out what the hell look i'm about to john
madden everywhere and
just get on a fucking greyhound buddy seriously he was smart he was very smart
this just crashed
was this today or yesterday wait why yesterday like they ran out of gas in the
sky they landed they
landed it's it like skidded off something happened with the landing gear and it
hit another plane and
the pilot died people on board did not die and it was vince's girlfriend is
that what it says
did she die no no they're all they're alive the pilot's the only one that died
just the pilot crew member killed when small jet owned by vince neal crashed
into plane upon landing
in arizona but how does this happen how does this keep happening over the last
see i'm getting a little
scared it feels like way too well we fired everybody who works at the airport
yeah builds planes that was on
purpose even the even the gal at south while they were fucking migrants but but
but the drone drones
getting do you think that that's connected to drones and the planes going down
neil's girlfriend and her
friend were arriving on the plane and were injured um i'm flying out to boston
tomorrow so this is
exciting all right let's change the mood you guys seen oppenheimer love loved
it love good segue
dr phil loved it yeah really a little long yeah yeah i'll watch anything with rdj
robert danny same
uh what about rfk you watch anything with him i'm working on my rfk impression
let me hear it
pretty good i like that jr it's not for me i'm trying to lose weight it's for
the worm inside my head
there was a comic there was a comic the other all right down down we'll cut we'll
cut that yeah
you know what leave it in leave it clip it and i'll send it to him on facebook
there was a comic a black comic and i i don't hear what else he said godfrey
but he goes yeah
probably but he goes uh he goes uh he goes uh he goes yeah he was like rfk he
was like i like
that motherfucker but he sounded like he's talking into a massage chair wait
that's so funny
so funny there's certain lines like that that are just so yeah yeah i'm a i'm a
big just like i
don't need a setup or a premise just give me something like that give you some
jazz like that yeah
that was jazz comedy one shot zinger yeah that was jazz yeah but it's not not
just because he was a
black comic no white comedy too 100 mitch hedberg was the king of jazz comedy
oh my god that was a
jazz comic are you gonna try are you doing stand-up now dr phil there's a rumor
that well we're doing
a live tour adamraycomedy.com for tickets who's that is that your agent yeah uh
sounds like it no
it's uh it's just the producer of the show he also brings me crustables when i'm
hungry love but
we're doing a big national uh city theater tour uh well yeah you can go ahead
and cut to it right there
we're going to uh you put the go back denver uh chicago boston atlanta nashville
your agent on the
main page there yeah he been with me 100 bucks sounds like a move i'm pretty i'm
you know i got
enough cash so now it's just about helping others out you are flush with cash
now dr phil dude that
guy go back there this guy because that's your agent that guy just looks like a
gay dude from seattle
yeah yeah right that's your eight normally they're like jewy guys but this guy
just like literally
like a well you can be both you can be jewy and gay he just looks like five
like a guzzling homo
from seattle 1000 look at the way he's leaning on that uh thingy it's almost
like he's leaning on a
cock oh yeah like just a seattle mouth he just saw a guy take his shirt off you
know yeah he's like oh
look at that set of look at that oh just like he looks like he's just on his
knees in the public
market he looks like he was original starbucks he looks like fancy was on the
balcony and goes would
you like to suck my penis and then adam goes uh no i'm good and then he kept
pulling him down and he
goes on second thought yeah let it happen let it happen right anyway big
national theater tour yeah
great surprise yes everywhere they're all selling out so just go get go get
your tickets and uh bring
your family while you still 