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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's SECRET for Falling in Love' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-19. Transcript available.

You're walking with your girl, right, on a beach, wherever, boardwalk, let's
say, whatever, at a mall, right?
Sure.
And you're just walking forward, and a hot chick just walks in front of you,
and then you're like, and they're like, I saw that.
Oh, oh, why, because I have eyeballs!
Because I have eyeballs! I'm looking that way!
You know what I mean?
It's crazy!
It's crazy talk!
Have you had that?
You want me to walk like this?
Come on!
Yeah.
I hate it!
It's so dumb!
It's like, you haven't checked it with me?
You're not my parole officer!
I'm not a criminal!
I haven't done shit, bitch!
Sorry.
Kindergarten.
Kindergarten.
That's what it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kindergarten.
Sorry.
Let it out.
Sorry, sorry.
Kindergarten.
Yeah, sorry.
It's true, though.
What you're saying, we all agree with.
It's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like all these things.
Now, when I say these things, I don't want to be in a relationship.
Why?
Oh, you told me another one.
I did last night?
What was it?
Where you don't.
Oh, but that's different.
That's different.
Here's my theory.
Okay.
And I'm not a scientist, as you know.
As you know, right?
And I'm not a doctor.
You only look like one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
What the fuck was that?
I'm emotional today.
You are?
I'm tired.
I'm on the edge.
Right.
I'm going to express myself.
Please.
I believe that sperm is liquid love.
Okay.
Hear me out.
Okay.
When I'm jacked up with it, I love my girlfriend.
Right?
When I release, I like my girlfriend.
Okay.
Okay.
Right?
So, in order for me to stay in love, you don't come.
And that's what I was telling you last night.
You never come.
What about this?
Here's a third theory.
Am I not?
No, it means you don't really like them.
No.
Even I was in love with Kalilah.
And even when I orgasm with her, it's not like I love them still,
but it's still less.
Yeah.
A little less is what I'm saying.
Sure.
We're not a bit, or am I in the shadows here?
No, I get it.
Because you, yeah, because maybe you were lust.
Maybe it was lust and there was the lust juice.
Oh, so what you're telling me, DeStefano, is this.
Liquid lust.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's liquid lust.
Liquid lust.
So, what you're telling me is this, and maybe I'm wrong then, okay?
That every time you orgasm with your, you feel the same exact way.
What do you mean?
You don't feel empty?
Like empty, like towards her?
No, just toward her, but it's like, you know,
you don't really want to cuddle as hard or whatever.
You know what I mean?
That's not you, bro.
I'm alone on an island.
You're not on the boat?
It depends on the person.
Oh, really?
Last night you were on the boat?
We were on the boat together last night.
I was like, we're not fucking in your own boat anymore?
I get it.
What happened?
You jumped overboard?
No.
Oh, my God.
It depends on the person.
You're all liars, dude.
Everyone in this, blasphemy.
Blasphemy.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me the book.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ, please, dear Lord.
Forgive these sinners.
You know what I mean?
They do not know what they say or mean.
They only do for public eye.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
It's insane.
All right, let's go back.
Then forget it.
So I try to edge.
That's all.
I agree.
I just edge, you know?
That's it.
That's it.
It's great.
It's the best way to do it.
It's just, yeah.
Every time I've had, the last five times I've had sex with my girl, I've come,
but she's
just continued watching Landman on Paramount Club.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it a good show?
Yeah, yeah.
Landman.
Every time I come, I hold Billy Bob Thornton in the background.
Yeah.
It's called Landman.
Landman is one of the best TV shows I've seen ever in my life.
So good.
And the character Billy Bob Thornton plays is fantastic.
It's a very male show.
Right.
It's on Paramount and it's a TV show or a movie?
I'm just going to like it.
TV show.
No, girl.
You don't think girls will like it?
Allie Lard is in it.
Allie Lard is beautiful.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's a good show.
The last, Landman, anything Tyler, Taylor Sheridan.
Taylor Sheridan.
Taylor Sheridan has put out.
Landman.
Yeah.
The other one.
Lioness.
Lioness was fantastic.
Yellowstone.
This guy's unreal.
Oh, Yellowstone I saw.
Yellowstone's good.
Yeah, yeah.
1883, 1923.
You should be, you could be in 1883.
You could be in 1883.
What could I play in 1883?
What could I play?
The Laundryman.
No, the railroad.
You build a railroad in the scene.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I've already said this before.
You know what I mean?
We're in a different river, right?
Same stream.
Same.
Whatever the analogy is.
Never step in the same river twice.
River twice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Success is not final failure.
It's not fatal.
But I always said in the old west, I'd be opium.
You'd be opium?
Opium dealer.
You'd be an opium dealer.
I'd be an opium dealer.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I would just get straight from China.
You, that's what you would do?
Yeah, yeah.
And I feel like you're the guy that if, you know, you would get me, I would go
in and shake
your hand.
And next thing you know, you got me in a finger trap.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's, can we discuss that
for a second?
So let me see how that works, okay?
Yeah.
Right?
So you come into my opium den.
Yeah.
Right?
I go right this way.
You do, right?
Yeah.
And you go, thank you so much.
You're my favorite opium den, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And we shake hands.
Shake hands.
And then when we release, I go, I gotcha.
I gotcha.
And then I can't, I can't.
Right.
But our two fingers are things?
No, no, you, you just snitch it on me.
And your two fingers are in a trap?
Yeah, but you got my hands in a trap and then you, and then you, and then you
start hitting
me with sticks.
Dude, I mean.
What does opium feel like?
It must feel amazing.
It's heroin, right?
Oh, that's what it is, right?
Yeah, it's heroin.
You know, heroin is not actually bad for you.
It's the things that happen after you.
There's vitamin D, I heard.
Actual heroin.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, RFK, our new chancellor of health.
He was just confirmed today.
No, if you look, Google heroin itself, that's not the bad thing.
You know, it's crazy.
He's the chancellor of health and he's been inside my house.
Yes, yes.
Isn't that weird to think about?
Yeah, isn't that wild?
Yeah, it's so wild that he's been.
That like somebody.
You've met Trump?
Huh?
Have you met Trump?
When I was a little kid, never, never.
Who's like the biggest politician you met?
Love him, voted him twice.
Yes.
I don't know.
Eric Adams, the mayor of New York.
Eric Adams.
Oh, really?
He did history hyenas.
Oh, you did?
He did in 2020 and now he's going to go to prison.
Who's the most famous guy you met, Don?
Politician?
No, just in general.
Newt Gingrich, Speaker of the House.
Who's the biggest famous person you've met?
Probably Colin Farrell.
How'd you meet him?
I worked with him.
Doing what?
Show on double?
TV show.
No.
Wow, thank you.
You were an actor on it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you played lacrosse from him?
Yeah.
Was he nice?
He beat me up.
Was he nice?
He was the nicest man.
Yeah, he seems so nice.
He's the fucking great guy.
Dude, he's how talented.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I remember we were watching, the show was called Sugar on Apple TV and I
was having
sex with my girl a couple of months ago and I'm coming and she goes, there's
Don.
Really?
And you get to see you on Sugar?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You had lines and everything?
I was in four episodes.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah, see, why don't you shut your fucking mouth, Bob?
I told you last night though.
What did I say last night to you?
You're a...
I like me.
No, but also as an actor, you have such a distinct look.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if that was a compliment, but yeah.
You're so handsome.
What?
You're so handsome.
Do you think he's more handsome?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually?
He's way better looking than him.
Yeah, good voice too.
And voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he doesn't look like a Greek god though?
No.
You said I look like a Greek god from the side.
Well, maybe he's just a superior being than you.
Superior being.
How do you...
Right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm more Aryan looking.
That's not a good...
Is that good?
Yeah.
Okay.
In today's America.
Yeah.
You're like an Italian baker to me back in the day.
He does.
Yeah, yeah.
He does look like.
Are you Mexican?
What are you?
Italian.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
From the South.
Maybe.
They're rare.
Sidney Sweeney.
Is that the most famous person now?
Sidney Sweeney is famous.
Oh, right, right.
I just did a movie with her.
You did a movie with her too?
Yeah, just now.
Wow.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Thanks, man.
But you do stand-up too?
Still?
Debatable, but yeah.
Have you seen him?
He's coming with me.
He's coming with me to San Francisco.
Oh, you do it?
Feature?
Yeah.
Oh, that's awesome.
I do two-man shows.
Don goes up, does 20.
I do an hour.
We'll see you the fuck later.
Wow.
You have fun?
I do.
Have a good time.
Yeah, yeah.
Have a good time.
Cobbs, comedy club, shout it out.
Yeah.
Oh, Fahim called.
I'll call him back.
Let's call him back.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
Stay here, Don.
I have to tell him he's on pod.
Yeah, what up?
So, I'm with this Stefano.
You're on Bad Friends.
Oh, what's up?
Are you shooting that right now?
Yeah, we're on air.
I wanted to warn you.
Okay.
What'd you say?
Don't get sand crazy.
I'm in Laurel Canyon.
Don't get sand crazy.
You know how you get.
Anyway, what'd you call me last night late at night for?
Just the trade notes.
It wasn't about Bobby rubbing his head on your girlfriend's head?
I missed that.
We did a side hug photo and I bumped my head against that.
She's a wonderful girl, by the way.
She's beautiful.
She's beautiful.
We were complimenting how beautiful she was.
I touched heads with her and I came a little bit.
Is that wrong or?
Sure, no.
I mean, it's biological.
It's biological.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So, that's what you wanted to call me about.
Yeah, he can't.
Bobby, he noticed when he got home, he had a little bit of cum on his Crocs.
Yeah, yeah.
That happens.
Yeah.
Are you with it right now?
Well, have a good pause.
Are you with it right now?
I'm just driving to the store.
Okay.
I'm doing my show in the belly.
Well, have a good show, bud.
All right?
Thanks, dude.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Anyway, that was Fahim Anwar.
That was Fahim.
Yeah.
Should I try Jasmine one more time to see if you can come to the wedding?
Yeah, yeah.
And then this is it.
Okay.
Okay, sorry.
Let me see.
She doesn't pick up my calls.
I think she might have somebody else.
You're not going tonight, right?
I'm my husband.
Whoa.
You're staying in?
You heard that?
That was an immediate, go fuck yourself.
Now I'm calling back.
She hung up on me, right?
Yeah.
That was obvious.
It's probably stuck.
Yeah.
Do not disturb.
Where's Andrew tonight?
Is he in New York?
Boston.
Boston.
Wilbur.
Hi.
Hi.
Hot voice.
I just want to tell you that you're on Bad Friends right now with Bobby Lee.
Don't worry.
Okay.
You're on the podcast Bad Friends.
She doesn't know who I am.
With Bobby.
What the hell is that?
Okay.
It's not good.
Okay, hang up now.
With Bobby Lee.
Hang up right now.
Hang up right now.
If you don't hang up right now, we're done.
Hang up right now.
Oh, you heard it say tell him I love him.
Did you know who I am?
I know who you are.
What do you think he's, what is Bobby Lee from other than Bad Friends?
Where have you seen him?
Where haven't I seen him?
Very good answer.
I like it.
It's very political.
Okay, just give one.
Just give one.
All you have to do is get one here.
I don't know, honey.
I don't know.
Where do you think you've seen him?
Just take a guess.
Anything.
Anything that comes to mind.
Sweetheart, I don't know.
But I'm just asking you to take one guess.
Just wedding, the wedding, the wedding.
One guess.
Karate Kid.
One guess.
Where have I seen him?
I saw him at the hilarious party.
Right, and what's he, what's he, did he make you uncomfortable at all?
No.
Okay.
Because he has a thing where he likes to rub his head on other people's
girlfriends' heads.
That doesn't make me uncomfortable at all.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, let me answer your question now.
Is Bob, we've said we want to keep things very, very small and intimate, close
friends and family only for the wedding.
And I want you to be honest.
I know that you're on the show, but I want you to be genuinely honest.
Is Bobby Lee invited to the wedding?
With a plus one.
No, sorry.
Okay.
He's not, are you being genuine, Jasmine?
He cannot come to the wedding?
Yeah, no, sorry.
Okay, okay.
Okay, good night.
All right, good night.
So Bobby's not invited.
I am not invited.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, let me ask you guys real quick, real quick, and then I'll let you go.
Hold on, Jazz.
Is Andrew Santino invited?
I gotta think about it.
I love you, I love you.
I love you.
I love you, I love you.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.

Bobby Lee's SECRET for Falling in Love

You're walking with your girl, right, on a beach, wherever, boardwalk, let's
say, whatever, at a mall, right?
Sure.
And you're just walking forward, and a hot chick just walks in front of you,
and then you're like, and they're like, I saw that.
Oh, oh, why, because I have eyeballs!
Because I have eyeballs! I'm looking that way!
You know what I mean?
It's crazy!
It's crazy talk!
Have you had that?
You want me to walk like this?
Come on!
Yeah.
I hate it!
It's so dumb!
It's like, you haven't checked it with me?
You're not my parole officer!
I'm not a criminal!
I haven't done shit, bitch!
Sorry.
Kindergarten.
Kindergarten.
That's what it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kindergarten.
Sorry.
Let it out.
Sorry, sorry.
Kindergarten.
Yeah, sorry.
It's true, though.
What you're saying, we all agree with.
It's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like all these things.
Now, when I say these things, I don't want to be in a relationship.
Why?
Oh, you told me another one.
I did last night?
What was it?
Where you don't.
Oh, but that's different.
That's different.
Here's my theory.
Okay.
And I'm not a scientist, as you know.
As you know, right?
And I'm not a doctor.
You only look like one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
What the fuck was that?
I'm emotional today.
You are?
I'm tired.
I'm on the edge.
Right.
I'm going to express myself.
Please.
I believe that sperm is liquid love.
Okay.
Hear me out.
Okay.
When I'm jacked up with it, I love my girlfriend.
Right?
When I release, I like my girlfriend.
Okay.
Okay.
Right?
So, in order for me to stay in love, you don't come.
And that's what I was telling you last night.
You never come.
What about this?
Here's a third theory.
Am I not?
No, it means you don't really like them.
No.
Even I was in love with Kalilah.
And even when I orgasm with her, it's not like I love them still,
but it's still less.
Yeah.
A little less is what I'm saying.
Sure.
We're not a bit, or am I in the shadows here?
No, I get it.
Because you, yeah, because maybe you were lust.
Maybe it was lust and there was the lust juice.
Oh, so what you're telling me, DeStefano, is this.
Liquid lust.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's liquid lust.
Liquid lust.
So, what you're telling me is this, and maybe I'm wrong then, okay?
That every time you orgasm with your, you feel the same exact way.
What do you mean?
You don't feel empty?
Like empty, like towards her?
No, just toward her, but it's like, you know,
you don't really want to cuddle as hard or whatever.
You know what I mean?
That's not you, bro.
I'm alone on an island.
You're not on the boat?
It depends on the person.
Oh, really?
Last night you were on the boat?
We were on the boat together last night.
I was like, we're not fucking in your own boat anymore?
I get it.
What happened?
You jumped overboard?
No.
Oh, my God.
It depends on the person.
You're all liars, dude.
Everyone in this, blasphemy.
Blasphemy.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me the book.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ, please, dear Lord.
Forgive these sinners.
You know what I mean?
They do not know what they say or mean.
They only do for public eye.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
It's insane.
All right, let's go back.
Then forget it.
So I try to edge.
That's all.
I agree.
I just edge, you know?
That's it.
That's it.
It's great.
It's the best way to do it.
It's just, yeah.
Every time I've had, the last five times I've had sex with my girl, I've come,
but she's
just continued watching Landman on Paramount Club.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it a good show?
Yeah, yeah.
Landman.
Every time I come, I hold Billy Bob Thornton in the background.
Yeah.
It's called Landman.
Landman is one of the best TV shows I've seen ever in my life.
So good.
And the character Billy Bob Thornton plays is fantastic.
It's a very male show.
Right.
It's on Paramount and it's a TV show or a movie?
I'm just going to like it.
TV show.
No, girl.
You don't think girls will like it?
Allie Lard is in it.
Allie Lard is beautiful.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's a good show.
The last, Landman, anything Tyler, Taylor Sheridan.
Taylor Sheridan.
Taylor Sheridan has put out.
Landman.
Yeah.
The other one.
Lioness.
Lioness was fantastic.
Yellowstone.
This guy's unreal.
Oh, Yellowstone I saw.
Yellowstone's good.
Yeah, yeah.
1883, 1923.
You should be, you could be in 1883.
You could be in 1883.
What could I play in 1883?
What could I play?
The Laundryman.
No, the railroad.
You build a railroad in the scene.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I've already said this before.
You know what I mean?
We're in a different river, right?
Same stream.
Same.
Whatever the analogy is.
Never step in the same river twice.
River twice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Success is not final failure.
It's not fatal.
But I always said in the old west, I'd be opium.
You'd be opium?
Opium dealer.
You'd be an opium dealer.
I'd be an opium dealer.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I would just get straight from China.
You, that's what you would do?
Yeah, yeah.
And I feel like you're the guy that if, you know, you would get me, I would go
in and shake
your hand.
And next thing you know, you got me in a finger trap.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's, can we discuss that
for a second?
So let me see how that works, okay?
Yeah.
Right?
So you come into my opium den.
Yeah.
Right?
I go right this way.
You do, right?
Yeah.
And you go, thank you so much.
You're my favorite opium den, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And we shake hands.
Shake hands.
And then when we release, I go, I gotcha.
I gotcha.
And then I can't, I can't.
Right.
But our two fingers are things?
No, no, you, you just snitch it on me.
And your two fingers are in a trap?
Yeah, but you got my hands in a trap and then you, and then you, and then you
start hitting
me with sticks.
Dude, I mean.
What does opium feel like?
It must feel amazing.
It's heroin, right?
Oh, that's what it is, right?
Yeah, it's heroin.
You know, heroin is not actually bad for you.
It's the things that happen after you.
There's vitamin D, I heard.
Actual heroin.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, RFK, our new chancellor of health.
He was just confirmed today.
No, if you look, Google heroin itself, that's not the bad thing.
You know, it's crazy.
He's the chancellor of health and he's been inside my house.
Yes, yes.
Isn't that weird to think about?
Yeah, isn't that wild?
Yeah, it's so wild that he's been.
That like somebody.
You've met Trump?
Huh?
Have you met Trump?
When I was a little kid, never, never.
Who's like the biggest politician you met?
Love him, voted him twice.
Yes.
I don't know.
Eric Adams, the mayor of New York.
Eric Adams.
Oh, really?
He did history hyenas.
Oh, you did?
He did in 2020 and now he's going to go to prison.
Who's the most famous guy you met, Don?
Politician?
No, just in general.
Newt Gingrich, Speaker of the House.
Who's the biggest famous person you've met?
Probably Colin Farrell.
How'd you meet him?
I worked with him.
Doing what?
Show on double?
TV show.
No.
Wow, thank you.
You were an actor on it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you played lacrosse from him?
Yeah.
Was he nice?
He beat me up.
Was he nice?
He was the nicest man.
Yeah, he seems so nice.
He's the fucking great guy.
Dude, he's how talented.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I remember we were watching, the show was called Sugar on Apple TV and I
was having
sex with my girl a couple of months ago and I'm coming and she goes, there's
Don.
Really?
And you get to see you on Sugar?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You had lines and everything?
I was in four episodes.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah, see, why don't you shut your fucking mouth, Bob?
I told you last night though.
What did I say last night to you?
You're a...
I like me.
No, but also as an actor, you have such a distinct look.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if that was a compliment, but yeah.
You're so handsome.
What?
You're so handsome.
Do you think he's more handsome?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually?
He's way better looking than him.
Yeah, good voice too.
And voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he doesn't look like a Greek god though?
No.
You said I look like a Greek god from the side.
Well, maybe he's just a superior being than you.
Superior being.
How do you...
Right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm more Aryan looking.
That's not a good...
Is that good?
Yeah.
Okay.
In today's America.
Yeah.
You're like an Italian baker to me back in the day.
He does.
Yeah, yeah.
He does look like.
Are you Mexican?
What are you?
Italian.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
From the South.
Maybe.
They're rare.
Sidney Sweeney.
Is that the most famous person now?
Sidney Sweeney is famous.
Oh, right, right.
I just did a movie with her.
You did a movie with her too?
Yeah, just now.
Wow.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Thanks, man.
But you do stand-up too?
Still?
Debatable, but yeah.
Have you seen him?
He's coming with me.
He's coming with me to San Francisco.
Oh, you do it?
Feature?
Yeah.
Oh, that's awesome.
I do two-man shows.
Don goes up, does 20.
I do an hour.
We'll see you the fuck later.
Wow.
You have fun?
I do.
Have a good time.
Yeah, yeah.
Have a good time.
Cobbs, comedy club, shout it out.
Yeah.
Oh, Fahim called.
I'll call him back.
Let's call him back.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
Stay here, Don.
I have to tell him he's on pod.
Yeah, what up?
So, I'm with this Stefano.
You're on Bad Friends.
Oh, what's up?
Are you shooting that right now?
Yeah, we're on air.
I wanted to warn you.
Okay.
What'd you say?
Don't get sand crazy.
I'm in Laurel Canyon.
Don't get sand crazy.
You know how you get.
Anyway, what'd you call me last night late at night for?
Just the trade notes.
It wasn't about Bobby rubbing his head on your girlfriend's head?
I missed that.
We did a side hug photo and I bumped my head against that.
She's a wonderful girl, by the way.
She's beautiful.
She's beautiful.
We were complimenting how beautiful she was.
I touched heads with her and I came a little bit.
Is that wrong or?
Sure, no.
I mean, it's biological.
It's biological.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So, that's what you wanted to call me about.
Yeah, he can't.
Bobby, he noticed when he got home, he had a little bit of cum on his Crocs.
Yeah, yeah.
That happens.
Yeah.
Are you with it right now?
Well, have a good pause.
Are you with it right now?
I'm just driving to the store.
Okay.
I'm doing my show in the belly.
Well, have a good show, bud.
All right?
Thanks, dude.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Anyway, that was Fahim Anwar.
That was Fahim.
Yeah.
Should I try Jasmine one more time to see if you can come to the wedding?
Yeah, yeah.
And then this is it.
Okay.
Okay, sorry.
Let me see.
She doesn't pick up my calls.
I think she might have somebody else.
You're not going tonight, right?
I'm my husband.
Whoa.
You're staying in?
You heard that?
That was an immediate, go fuck yourself.
Now I'm calling back.
She hung up on me, right?
Yeah.
That was obvious.
It's probably stuck.
Yeah.
Do not disturb.
Where's Andrew tonight?
Is he in New York?
Boston.
Boston.
Wilbur.
Hi.
Hi.
Hot voice.
I just want to tell you that you're on Bad Friends right now with Bobby Lee.
Don't worry.
Okay.
You're on the podcast Bad Friends.
She doesn't know who I am.
With Bobby.
What the hell is that?
Okay.
It's not good.
Okay, hang up now.
With Bobby Lee.
Hang up right now.
Hang up right now.
If you don't hang up right now, we're done.
Hang up right now.
Oh, you heard it say tell him I love him.
Did you know who I am?
I know who you are.
What do you think he's, what is Bobby Lee from other than Bad Friends?
Where have you seen him?
Where haven't I seen him?
Very good answer.
I like it.
It's very political.
Okay, just give one.
Just give one.
All you have to do is get one here.
I don't know, honey.
I don't know.
Where do you think you've seen him?
Just take a guess.
Anything.
Anything that comes to mind.
Sweetheart, I don't know.
But I'm just asking you to take one guess.
Just wedding, the wedding, the wedding.
One guess.
Karate Kid.
One guess.
Where have I seen him?
I saw him at the hilarious party.
Right, and what's he, what's he, did he make you uncomfortable at all?
No.
Okay.
Because he has a thing where he likes to rub his head on other peo