Name: Bobby Lee OBLITERATES Andrew Santino!!!!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee OBLITERATES Andrew Santino!!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-22. Transcript available.

- Look at this.
- What?
What are you doing?
- Why do you have that?
- That's Andrew's seat.
- Oh, really?
- Look at his seat.
- It sucks.
- Oh, it sucks.
You want to switch?
- No, no, no, I want to switch.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's what Andrew likes.
- Anyway, you click, click, click.
- It opens up his butt.
- Okay.
I know, he has back, he has back aches.
- Oh my God.
- He has a spinal disc.
- What a gay little boy.
- He has a gay disc.
- He has a little gay disc in his back.
- He has a gay disc?
- They're dismantled.
- What a crybaby, huh?
- He really is.
- What did he hit his head on the toilet, remember?
- Yeah.
- Like a crybaby.
- How did he hit his head on the toilet?
- He got all woozy, like, ooh, I'm redheaded,
I get woozy, you know what I mean?
And he falls over, you know what I mean?
- With a nerve twink.
- Ooh, this is so good.
Wait, what's mine?
- The Vietnamese one.
- What's yours?
- A white man's one.
- Mine is, dude, because Andrew's not here,
you're gonna chop, I like it, it's good, yeah.
- What did he say?
-
- I can't do this today, man.
I'm so tired.
- Oh my God, it's raining.
- Oh my God, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- What did he, oh!
- Oh my God.
- Andrew's definitely not here.
- Andrew's not here.
- Oh my God.
- Would Andrew be yelling at that?
Does he not let, see, here's what's good about me
and you doing the part, I'll let you be you.
I won't keep you in the cage.
- I know, 'cause when I do that, he doesn't like it.
- He doesn't like it.
- He's an oppressor, dude.
- Yes.
- Yeah, dude, I'm gonna say this right now, dude.
- Okay.
- I've had enough of him setting the rules.
- Oh.
- It's all about him, dude.
- Yeah.
- We're gonna do it this time.
You have to do it this or you're not doing it.
You know what I mean?
He gets mad.
- Right, and he does it all while sitting on a seesaw.
- Yeah!
- He's like this.
- Yeah!
- He puts it to you and he's like this.
- Yeah, or like a seahorse.
- Yeah, he's like a seahorse.
- Yeah, a seahorse seesaw.
- It's like a bike without a see.
- Yeah, like this.
- No, you don't shut up, all right?
You shut up.
- I can't believe this is what he does.
- All right, you beg.
- I love why now every time I see a clip of Andrew
when he's like yelling or getting mad
and being a tough guy and then he goes like this.
Woo!
- I know, I know!
- Woo!
- Right?
- Oh, but you're backwards but you could play golf all day?
- Exactly.
- What kind of golf are you playing, dude?
- Scumbag.
- Scumbag golf.
You don't play golf, do you?
- No.
- I know why.
- Why?
- Because you're a man.
- Yes.
- You're a real man.
- I'm not gonna do.
- Me either!
- I've made a decision.
I'm not gonna do--
- Do what other people do.
- I'm not gonna do the things that will advance my career.
- I'm not going to do it again.
- You're not gonna do it again.
- I'm not gonna play golf.
- Or what?
- What?
- Bowl.
- Bowl.
- Or what?
- Pool.
- Pool.
- No, what we do, what do we do?
- What do you and I do?
- What do you and I do?
- Kiss on the lips at the OR.
- We also read Kierkegaard.
- Yes, we read Kierkegaard.
- Kieran Trembling.
- No, we do Kierkegaard.
- Philosophical books.
- Hold on, we read Kierkegaard.
- Yeah, watch Kurosawa films.
- Kurosawa films.
- Yeah, yeah.
- We meditate.
- We meditate, dude.
- Meditate.
- With our dicks out.
- Yes, we meditate a lot.
We go for walks.
- Yeah.
- And take your pants down.
- Oh, you know what I did yesterday?
- What?
- My friend?
- I was in the green room before you got there, right?
There was all guys in there.
I just pulled my penis out.
- Good.
- Yeah, and everyone laughed.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, like the old days.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Kierkegaard comedy.
- They laughed.
- Dude, it's Kierkegaard comedy.
- Kierkegaard comedy.
- It's existential philosophical comedy, dude.
You have to think about it and ponder, dude.
- Yeah.
- People don't ponder anymore, DeStefansi's.
DeStefansi, they don't ponder anymore, DeStefansi.
- Let's ponder.
- I know, dude.
- What did you ponder about today?
- I was able to follow you last night.
- Yeah.
- That's what I'm pondering, dude.
I was scared.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
You're a Madison Square Garden comic now.
- Yeah.
- Allegedly.
- Allegedly, dude.
- Allegedly.
We'll see what happens.
Check your newsfeed.
- Yes, so great lineup last night.
- It really was.
I like doing comedy here.
Do you remember her?
- Hi.
- You remember her?
- Ruby.
- Ruby Tuesday.
- Rudy.
- Rudy.
- Ruby cake.
- Ruby cake.
- Oh, hello.
- Oh, she's putting makeup on.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Yeah, wow.
- This is in a range.
This is a special.
Tiger Belly shouldn't do shit.
- Hi.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But for bad friends, look at her.
- You know she was coming?
- I knew she was coming.
- Hello.
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- Welcome again.
- DeStefano.
- Yeah.
- Have you ever seen him online?
- Sometimes.
- Yeah, you pops up?
- I see the tubbyware.
- Oh, Tuberware.
- Yeah, what's that?
- I mispronounced the word Tuberware on my old podcast,
Hey Babe with Salvo Cano,
and that's the thing that went viral,
not the jokes that I've written.
- I know.
The things that go viral, you can't plan.
- And I have to do comedy shows,
and people bring Tuberware, and I sign them,
even though I'm an accomplished comedian.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I just saw Tuberware like that, yeah.
- What was the bit?
I don't know, I've never seen that.
- I just mispronounced the word Tuberware,
'cause I thought it was T-U-B-B-E-R.
- Oh, that's so funny.
- Like a tub, but it was Tup.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And I didn't know that, yeah.
- Yeah, I don't wanna see it.
- You know what happened was,
is the gay community on TikTok,
I swear to God,
they started coming out to their parents.
They started doing like all like,
you know like TikTok, you could take the audio?
They started coming out to their parents
with the Tuberware video,
and that's what made it super viral.
- Oh, whoa. - Yeah, like they would do that.
- They would come out, like I'm gay, I'm Tuberware?
- Gay Tuberware, yeah.
- I don't get it.
- I don't know.
- Gay, Tuberware, I'm gay?
- Gay, I'm gay. - What do you say?
What is it?
- I don't know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
- But this whole thing, and then it went viral.
They would get little buttholes and a little Tuberware.
- Let me ask you, your relationship with Sal good?
- Of course.
- But you end it, then you, were you doing,
are you done with him?
- No, well, we just stopped the pod.
We were both, he was going back on tour,
"Impractical Joker" started again.
I'm a gambler, so I'm addicted to losing.
- Right, right. - I like to lose it, get it back.
Lose it, get it back, lose it, get it back.
- I see, I see, I see.
- I cancel the show, I put it back.
- Now you're back with Jan.
- Back with Jan, then I'll stop and put it back.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's so happy that you're back.
- No, Jan is, shout out, shout out his train is,
because that was, I finally found a place too
for me to just be so wild on the Patreon there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like, just say what I want,
do what I want.
- Yeah, you like to say wild things, huh?
I like to say wild things, but I kept getting demonetized.
- Yeah. - So now I don't.
- If you were in a zoo, let me ask you a question.
You're in a zoo, you'd have fallen into a pit, okay?
Animal pit, right?
- Okay. - You have chimps.
Would you rather fall into chimps, hyenas?
Or the third one's a good one.
Joe Rogan zombie.
- Oh, I would say if I wanted to, out of all of them.
- Yeah, yeah. - I would say Joe Rogan zombie.
- There's no way. - No, yes.
- He would fucking eat your fucking face.
And then do pushups with your body.
- Because you know what I travel with?
No, no, because I would know how to distract him.
You know what I travel with?
Onnit kettlebells.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know his kettlebells?
- Yeah, that's good. - His company,
the Onnit kettlebells. - Right, right.
- So I would take one of his Onnit kettlebells.
- Right. - It has like a gorilla head
and I'd put it in the corner and he .
- Right, right. - And I'd run the other way.
- That's a good one. - 'Cause the hyenas
will eat you alive.
That's what they like to do.
They like to eat from the feet first.
They'll eat you alive.
Chips will rip your head off.
- I'll tell you my logic with the hyenas though.
- Tell me. - You want to hear my logic?
You know about hyenas?
Because, what do you know about them?
- They're, um...
- Is that merch or promoting?
- Bible? - Yeah, yeah.
You know, he just converted.
Do you know that? - I just want to say something.
- Yeah, yeah, he wants to say,
he has a message for you. - I just want to say something.
- Give him a message for you.
- During Jehemiah's reign, Nebuchadnezzar,
this is N-U-B-U-C-H, Nebuchadnezzar,
king of Babylon attacked and Jequamaka
became his vassal for three years.
Then Jehomai turned and rebelled against him.
The Lord loosed against him bands of Chaldeans,
Armanes, Moabites, and Ammonites.
He unleashed them against Judah to destroy him.
According to the Lord's words
spoken through his servants, the prophets.
- Yeah.
- This befell Judah because the Lord had stated
that he would put them out of his sight for the sins.
Manasseh had committed in all that he did
and especially because of the innocent blood.
- Because Manasseh and the Jehomamites were cousins.
- And then you know what happened?
- Johan.
- The rest of the- - Johan had something to do with it.
- The rest of the acts of Jehukim.
- But Jehukim, right, he was like Judas at that time.
- Yes.
- Right, but then like Jehob.
- Who's Jehomamite?
- That's exactly, that's the mystery.
And that's what we're all asking.
And theologians, right?
And religious people are always asking that question.
- Yeah.
- Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
- Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
- Woo-hoo.