Name: Bobby Lee's Prank Call is Too Funny
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Prank Call is Too Funny' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-26. Transcript available.

I'm in the presence of a movie star
and I'm so stunned by you because you're a movie star.
I'm in the presence of a president.
I'm in the presence of a president.
Yes, you are.
Little Chinese boy, sing to me.
'Cause you throw out things that don't make no sense,
so I throw out things that don't make no sense to you.
I'm in the presence of a movie star president.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to "Bad Friends."
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
I'm in the presence of a superstar.
Movie star, movie star, movie star, movie star.
I'm a little movie star, but this guy's a superstar,
Brett, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Andrew Santino.
They're in the same level.
George Clooney, come to me.
How funny would it be if George Clooney,
what is, who's calling you?
Johnny Yang.
Johnny O. Yang?
No, Johnny Yang.
Jimmy O. Yang's brother?
He's my haircut, can I answer it?
Yeah, sure.
You getting your haircut soon?
Getting your lettuce sliced?
Oh, you hung up on, why are you hanging out?
Go ahead, call Johnny Yang back.
Oh, sounds like a character from "Mortal Kombat."
Johnny Yang wins.
Finish him, Johnny Yang.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, how's it going?
Where are you going?
Hello?
Oh, my God.
Hello?
Oh, my God.
Hello?
Uh, are you aware about tonight?
Uh, what, what, what, what?
Uh, tonight?
For haircut?
Haircut?
No, not, not Tuna.
This, sorry?
Sometime this week.
Oh, this week?
Okay.
What time, what time?
What time you go?
Uh, I'm in driving right now.
I'm going to check for you in 15 minutes.
I'm going to check for you.
You're going to check for me?
Uh, I'm going to call you.
I'm going to call you.
I'm going to call you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll text you.
Okay, bye.
Okay.
Yeah.
How do you have any professional relationships?
It's unbelievable.
What do you mean?
Like, that's your haircut guy?
Yeah.
That poor guy.
He thinks I have an accent.
Well, he does.
He thinks I do.
That's how I always talk to him.
Where is he from?
China.
Oh, he's off the boat.
Yeah, he's off the boat, yeah.
Was he on the show?
He thinks I'm from off the boat too.
Does he?
Yeah, he goes, hi, Rao.
I go, hi, Rao.
Okay, is this a house haircut?
You get your haircut at your house?
This guy's-
He comes over, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, he comes over.
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
I'm in the presence of a superstar.
Why do you keep singing this?
Because I did two lines in Theo Vaughn's movie.
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
Yeah?
Dude.
Dude, who'd you work for?
Morgan Freeman this week.
Cool pictures on the internet.
Morgan Freeman, right?
He does.
I do one Theo Vaughn.
I'm movie star.
What Morgan Freeman are you talking about?
The fucking eyes, the blind, the magic movie you did in fucking Hungary.
What? A year ago?
It was a year ago.
Right.
Look at this.
There's Bobby walking around inside smoking, being a diva.
I heard I got back some word that you were being a diva on set.
Why? I am a diva.
Skinny diva.
Look at him.
A little skinny diva.
I'm fucking confused.
Are you rocking magenta?
Was that your pick or theirs?
Theirs pick.
That looks really good.
Thanks, man.
Do you think I should do the cowboy look?
Because everyone's saying I should do the cowboy look.
I think you should do the shirts and the hat, but not the boots.
Oh, the boots are too much.
Because you pride yourself in your shoe game.
Yeah.
You got good shoe game.
I think boots are not your style.
Yeah.
But I think the hats are dope.
I think the shirt.
I think the belt is fly as shit.
You know what I look like there?
Sicario.
Sicario.
A hitman.
You do.
Yeah.
Oh, don't bring up.
We talked about that before the show.
That woman got shot yesterday and killed.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What?
Her husband put on a hit.
She's going to get like fast food.
Her ex-husband hires a hitman, allegedly.
Let's stop for a second.
Push pause.
Because let me get the information right.
Yeah.
A man.
Yeah.
Did you get it right?
You got that part.
Yeah.
That's all I know.
That's all I know.
A man.
No.
So a man hired a hitman to kill his wife.
Apparently a group, right?
Carlos didn't say there was like a crew of people that were out to kill this
woman.
No.
And let me ask you something before we get into this.
And they framed it as a robbery.
How much money would you spend?
To what?
To kill your wife.
How much money would I spend?
Yeah.
I wonder how much.
Well, I don't want.
I would want.
I don't want.
I would want top level.
By the way, I saw a meme today that said all guys that wear those hats that
have the words upside down are douchebags.
And it made me laugh so hard.
I immediately thought of you.
I was like, you have so many of those hats that are upside down.
You have Dallas.
You have Texas.
You have.
Dallas was a Bad Friends fan.
Thank you.
Okay.
But you have Texas.
You have, you have another one too.
What's the other one you wear too?
That's upside down.
That's upside down hats that all the kids have.
True brand.
Yeah.
True brand.
I don't get it.
I'll never get it.
It was a manufacturer error and they just went out like that.
You know that, right?
That's not true.
That's how it got created.
Really?
Yeah.
A hat got printed upside down and they sold them.
You're tricking me right now.
Dude, I'm tricking you all the time.
I tricked you into doing this show.
You've been here for five years now.
This is a long time.
That sucker.
Thank you.
Also make it more challenging.
Like mix up the letters because I can read it.
That's cool.
See, that would be cool.
It's Texas.
Yeah.
It doesn't fool me.
It's upside down.
Mix up the fucking letters, dude.
How was the, how was shooting the Theo Vaughn movie with David Spade and Theo
Vaughn
and a bunch of other stars?
I mean, this is a star studded cast.
Dude, what are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What are you doing right now?
What was it?
Tim Dillon.
What are you doing right now?
Stop, stop.
Don't even do that.
It looks good.
What are you doing?
I'm just trying to celebrate my friend.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you something.
You want me to expose you to the fucking truth?
Okay.
Go ahead.
You want to be exposed to the truth, my friend.
Yeah, go ahead.
What is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm not even in the thing yet.
Kirk Fox, David Spade.
Let's get the full.
Let's go.
David Spade, Kirk Fox, Theo Vaughn, Gavin Warren, Nate Diaz, Javier Suarez.
Love him.
Yeah.
Thomas Spader, Michael Eshawn York.
Dude, Thomas Spader is so good.
He always plays the diner patron in every movie.
Every.
And he's so good.
He never has a line, right?
But when he's eating in the background, dude, you're like, oh, that guy's
really eating.
I'm surprised that's not your character.
Go up.
What?
Javier played Senor, Senor.
That's got to be a Bobby Lee character.
Senor, Senor.
Senor, Senor.
Senor, Senor.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know what my character.
Anyway, so you want to be exposed to the truth?
Oh, yeah.
Expose me to the truth.
Can't wait.
Oh, see, when you're in this kind of mood, dude, see this.
See this.
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
See this mood?
See this mood?
Wow.
Look at that.
Timmy Dillon, David Spade, Theo Vaughn.
This movie's going to be huge, dude.
Why are you laughing?
Dude, because you're being sarcastic.
No, I'm not.
100%.
100%.
How?
They won't.
They don't offer you shit because they know you're going to say no.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
They know you're going to say no.
Buddy.
Because you know what you need?
Buddy.
Mucho dinero, por favor.
Buddy.
That's what you want.
Buddy.
Dinero, por favor.
Buddy.
That's you, guy.
Buddy.
I go $2.
I'll get it.
Buddy.
I'll do it for $2.
This guy.
This guy.
Oh, you got to go to UTA, then to my lawyer, then to this guy.
And that's why they're laughing, guy.
Buddy.
Because you know you're fucking wrong.
Buddy.
Yeah.
They did offer me a role.
Okay?
That's what I'm saying.
And now you're spitting it back at me like, why did you take the role?
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah.
No, he called me.
Theo called me to see if I could do something.
But I was in Philly.
He literally called me on a Friday.
He goes, dude, can you shoot tomorrow?
I was like, tomorrow?
No, I'm out of town.
What the fuck?
That's how I got it.
Three days before.
No, I know, dude.
I'm not going to do shit.
Relax.
Jesus Christ.
By the way, let's reframe the joke you just made that you made the boys in the
booth.
I always laugh at.
I wait for money.
What?
We don't get paid to do anything on television or film.
The last time I got a check to do a thing on TV was Dave.
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
You really are.
No.
Fuck you.
I'm sorry, dude.
You're a superstar, not a movie star.
Superstar.
How was your week in Phoenix?
I heard it was good.
Did you see your mommy?
I didn't see her.
You didn't see your mom in Phoenix.
You were in Phoenix.
I was hanging out with people, man.
No, I didn't see her.
When I go to Phoenix to do shows, she doesn't know I'm in town.
Why would you do that?
Your mom?
Because I have to get in the car and drive all the way to the desert and come
back.
I don't want to do it.
Phoenix is the desert.
I know.
I'm saying there's more desert though.
It's just in more desert.
I know.
I know where your mom lives.
It's 30 minutes away from where you were.
I know, but deserts with less buildings.
What does that have to do?
When I'm in a desert, I need more buildings.
It's your mom.
I understand, dude.
She doesn't know I'm in town.
If she knew I was in town, I would go visit her.
Can I give you an old Chinese proverb?
Give me two.
He who visits sand and does not visit mother.
Yeah.
Will soon know she will turn into sand.
Wow.
Fuck.
Oh, thank you so much, guy.
She's gonna die?
No.
My mom's gonna, yeah, everyone's gonna die, dude.
But she's gonna die sooner.
Soon.
Oh, okay, so fine.
Soon.
Okay, okay, you're right.
Soon die.
Okay.
And soon die is the other Chinese proverb.
Really?
Soon die is?
Soon die, live now.
Soon die, live now.
Soon die, live now.
Yeah.
Don't do.
Don't do.
Cry later.
Cry later.
Big check.
That's right.
That's a really good one.
That's a really good one.
So you get a check, you watch, you do shows,
and you don't see your mom, but that's okay.
Yeah.
I have a proverb.
What is it?
Yeah.
Two white couple in suburb in Chicago, right?
Sometimes they die in fire.
Oh.
That's funny.
It's too cold to get set on fire.
I know.
It's the middle of winter.
That's an old proverb.
Your mom has a higher likelihood of dying in this.
I know, I know what we-
In Phoenix.
Listen.
No, no, I just mean-
I think we're doing this.
Let's not do this right now.
All right.
All right.
It feels like we're doing this, right?
And I don't want anything bad to happen to your-
One, two, three.
I'm in the presence of a movie star.
Okay.
Let's get back into love and-
'Cause you and I have some friction sometimes.
How about let's do some love?
Okay.
How about some love stuff?
Yeah.