Name: Bobby Lee Sabotages Adam Ray Show??!!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Sabotages Adam Ray Show??!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-28. Transcript available.

And you know what's also driving me crazy?
Adam Ray.
I tell you.
- Dude, he's been really sticking you.
- Not only, yeah, he went up there.
We did David Tell's benefit show for the fires.
And I was second to last,
but Adam went up a couple before me.
He slaughtered, right?
- Yeah.
- But now I'm getting, I'm in the back of the room
looking at the audience going.
- Why?
- I don't know why.
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
- So Adam is really bugging you?
- Yeah, he's killing too hard.
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I look at audience and they go.
- Don't laugh.
- And they're like, what, what, you know what I mean?
I go.
- Don't laugh.
- No, no, no.
- Stop laughing.
- Yeah.
And then they go, okay.
- And then they stop laughing, right?
And then when other groups I go.
Like the Mexicans, they go crazy.
I go, you know what I mean?
And Adam's still killing.
- Was he doing him or Phil?
- Him.
- He was doing him.
- He's playing him.
- He's playing Adam.
- He's doing him, right?
And then afterwards I go up there
and I always do the weaseless thing.
I just sit next to him,
and I go, you did good, huh?
- Oh boy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, yeah, it was fun, fun.
I go, uh-huh.
And I squeezed a little bit.
- You're really trying to threaten him.
- It's a little too much.
- Is that little big dog,
are you big dogging him when you do that?
- It's a little too much, man.
- I get that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so much.
And he's in a moment.
And I love him dearly like a brother,
you know that, right?
- Yeah.
- But it's like--
- But you're sick of it.
Sounds like you're sick of it.
- It's a little too much.
- Ooh, so the war has started here on Bad Friends.
- With who?
- What?
With who?
- How can you have a war?
- With who?
With the Greeks and the, what the fuck?
- No, no, no.
How can you have a war, right?
If you're a tiny island and a micro island,
you know what I mean?
You know those micro islands?
- Yeah.
- You know how the Philippines has those little tiny islands?
Versus America.
- You're America in this scenario?
- Yeah, you don't think so?
- This is more like Seattle versus San Diego.
That's really what this is about.
- Dude.
- This is a local war.
- No, no, it's not a local.
- This is a civil war.
- No, no, no, stop.
- This is the North versus the South.
- No, let's stop, let's stop.
What are you doing?
- Nothing?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not.
It's more like California versus Washington.
I'll give you that.
- Okay, that's good.
- Yeah, I'll give you that.
- Southern California.
- No, all of California.
- No, 'cause Northern California is closer to Washington
than we are to them.
- But we're still a part of the same state.
- Culturally, they can't stand us.
We're different people.
Northern California can't stand Southern California.
- All right, how about this?
I get Bakersfield down.
- Yes, that's fine.
- Okay, I get Bakersfield down.
- I'd even give you all the way up to like,
just under San Jose.
- Okay, can I get San Jose down?
- I don't know if I can give you San.
- Yeah, Sac.
- I'll give you, well, Sac's even further.
- It is?
- I think so, right?
- How about this, Sac, we carve out San Jose
for San Francisco and then we go down.
- Okay, that's fine. - Okay, good.
Thank you, thank you.
- He's getting out the map for us.
- But anyway, yeah, maybe there is a little war.
- Yeah, see, I think you get Fresno for sure.
That's huge.
- Yeah.
It was the Josh Holm thing.
I think that pisses me off.
- That did, it fucked you up.
- Yeah, because he went to go see Adam backstage.
And now when Adam's killing,
I look at them as if they're all Josh Holm.
- Yeah.
- I view every audience member of Josh Holm
and I go, don't laugh at that.
- Don't laugh at that.
- Yeah, I mean, you're Queens of the Stone Age.
- Don't laugh at that.
- Yeah.
Them Crooked Vultures, remember?
- Them Crooked Vultures, baby.
- Yeah, baby.
Anyway, I'm so happy for him.
- I had a nice little weekend in Boston, Massachusetts.
Had a fun time.
- Yeah, Wilbur.
- Went to a basketball game.
Yeah, did four at the Wilbur.
- And you do, I see you with basketball stars now.
- Basketball stars?
- Yeah.
- Who?
- I saw you on the court
with some very large African-American people.
- What's his?
- Yeah, like that.
Who's that?
- Take a guess at what his name is
and what position he plays.
And what team he plays for even.
- Okay, so he plays for the Knicks.
Well, you're in Boston.
- That's right, the Boston Knicks.
- Oh, no, no, not Knicks, the Celtics.
- That's right, the Celtics.
- Okay, right, Celtics, right?
- And is Jamal Bird.
- Dude, I'm not kidding.
- Jamal Bird?
- His initials are JB.
- Is it really?
- JB's are his initials, that's pretty close.
- Yeah, thank you.
'Cause I know there was Larry Bird.
- There was Larry Bird.
- Yeah.
- He was white though.
- I understand that, but you know, if you mix the two.
- There's Jamal Bird.
- There's Jamal Bird right there.
- Jamal, Jay Bird, Charles.
- There he is.
- I miss him.
- Yeah.
- Jalen.
- So you're on the court?
- Jalen Brown.
- You're on the court?
- Yeah.
- And what does that feel like?
- Courtside's incredible.
- Shout out to Celtics for treating me like that.
That was such like a nice, cool thing that they did.
- So I'm gonna tell you where we're at.
- Shout out to Sully.
- In our careers, okay?
- Yeah.
- And Carlos knows this.
If I wanted to go to the Celtics game.
- You don't like basketball.
- It doesn't matter.
- If you wanted to go to a football game,
to an Arsenal game, they would 100% treat you like a king.
Yeah, they would.
- So what I'm saying is.
- They've emailed us multiple times about it.
So if I were.
- Cut yourself off real fast.
They've emailed us multiple times about it.
- Never got an email and I had to see it for myself.
- You don't have a fucking email.
He's your email.
You don't even.
- Why are you screaming at me?
- 'Cause I'm trumping you, dog.
- All right.
So what I'm saying is.
If I wanted to go to the Celtics game,
I would get last row.
You know what I mean?
- This is such a bullshit.
- It is.
It's true.
I can't.
I've never been on the court.
Even if the fucking stadium was.
Even if the stadium was empty on a Monday morning.
- There it is.
- I wouldn't be able to get on.
- Arsenal Football Club emailing you about.
We're all buzzing.
The guys are Arsenal fans.
You know what, dude?
Fuck you.
Get fucked.
You treat you like a king.
They love you.
You don't go to basketball games.
If you like basketball, they would do the same for you.
- I'll never.
- Go to a basketball game.
- See Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift in any situation.
- You don't like football.
- I'm just saying.
And you're just, you know what I mean?
All I'm saying, who's the movie star here?
- You're in the presence of a movie star.
- You're in the presence.
I'm like, you know what I'm like?
I'm like, you know, Southwest industrial film.
- You know the fans don't believe this bullshit anymore.
You know that, right?
- They don't buy it, this like lie you keep feeding them.
They don't, the fans are over this great lie.
Everyone that goes.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Everyone goes, we know Bobby's Hollywood.
They know.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- It's a lie.
It's a bad lie.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
When you hit the button, I said, sorry,
but I have to defend myself.
I have to defend myself.
- He's sweating.
Pete, get him your sweat rag.
Get him your sweat rag.
- Whatever that is.
- Buy him a new Whitney Houston shirt.
He's gonna sweat through this one he's got.
- You know what, you're like a black comic shooting a special
and they're just got that sweat rag on stage.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Get him one of those Apollo sweat rags.
- Okay.
- So it's...
- Dab him off.
- Okay.
So it's, can I defend myself a little bit?
- Yeah.
- All right, dude.
- I'm in.
- All right, you're in?
You're 50% true.
- Yes.
No, it's way more.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you're 50% true.
- It's way more.
- So I do, okay.
Have I worked in things?
Yes.
- Your whole life.
- Obviously, IMDb me, I've done things, okay?
But what I'm saying is that in, there's certain like
other things like events or the circle of people
that one hangs out with.
Like when we're in Melbourne, right?
And Dakota Fanning came in and all these people,
these celebrities, they came for you.
- No, they did not.
They came for us.
They're fans of us.
- Had you met any of them before?
- My buddy, Jake Lacey.
- Exactly.
- I've never even, there's no other situation
where I'd be able to see him.
- Yeah, you would through me.
You're in the presence of a move, Scott.
- That's what I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
- No, no.
- So I can't, I don't get into your situation yet.
Do I have a blessed life?
Yes.
And I've worked hard and-
- You just don't create relationships.
- I sell out, I just don't know how-
- You don't create relationships.
- Put myself, my situations are me and David Tell
in an alleyway smoking a cigarette.
- You romanticize this.
- Me and in finance at a spa.
- You just don't go out of your way to talk to people.
You're a fucking, you're a sleep till 4:00 PM recluse.
And that's your thing.
- What are you talking about?
When I got back from fucking Budapest,
Jamie Lee Curtis, I'm like,
you want to do something?
And no return.
- Yeah, why would you want to-
- That's what I'm saying, I try!
- Jamie Lee Curtis?
Why does he just want to hang out with you?
That's insane.
- I know, that's what I'm saying.
- Pick your battles, buddy.
- Yeah, I don't know.
Then maybe I'm like picking the wrong battle.
- You're definitely picking the wrong battle.
- Okay, but what I'm saying-
- Just like Adam Ray, that's the wrong battle.
- I was kidding.
- He's not gonna think so.
- Oh, come on, you know I'm kidding, right?
- No. - The fans know.
- The fans don't know.
Dude, the fans, you know.
- Oh man, this podcast is a disaster.
I'm like, I'm sweating, I'm drowning.
This is insane.
- Get him a sweat rack.
- This is crazy.
I don't need a sweat rack.
Get the fuck away from me.
Get the fuck away from me.
If you approach me, I'll fucking attack you.
Get out of here.
- Good boy.
- I don't need that, man.
Anyway, so, all right, let's back up.
So it's 50 Prens Not True.
- Okay, so let's move forward.
- Let's move forward from it, yeah, yeah.
- But it was incredible sitting on the,
they treated me like a little king and it was,
it made me feel kind of special.
- I know.
- For the first, you know, it's a privilege.
It's crazy to go.
- And an honor.
- It's wild.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's wild.
- Thank you Celtics organization
for letting him see in your seats.
- It meant the world to me.
- It meant the world for him, right?
- And who is that now?
You're just showing us pictures of black guys now?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's Jamal Wiley,
but I think it came up in Jamal Bird 'cause of his hair.
- Yeah.
- Okay, Carlos, what are you doing?
- You always know how to reset the room, man.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wow.
- Honestly.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You really reset the fucking room.