Name: Bobby Lee Fights 1,000 Men for Bonnie Blue
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Fights 1,000 Men for Bonnie Blue' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-03. Transcript available.

Bobby Lee Fights 1,000 Men for Bonnie Blue

- It's like a three-story house.
I'm at the top floor.
So by the time they start queuing on the stairs,
they're queuing for like, sometimes four or five hours.
They bring the packed lunch, they bring your drink.
It's like a picnic.
- They bring a packed lunch?
- Yeah.
- Honey, I packed you a lunch for your today.
- It's like that Guardian of the Galaxy ride at Disneyland.
- Yeah, it takes two hours to get on it.
- It takes forever to get there.
- And then the ride only lasts about 10 seconds.
- Oh, so how long do I get?
- About 40 seconds.
- All right, but since we know each other-
- You'll never get there.
- 40 seconds, dude, you're out in like 12.
- Oh no, no, no.
- Just because the thought of other guys
that have been in there, you're so excited.
- What are you talking about?
- That gets him so excited.
- 'Cause I know that he's gonna be right before me.
He's 431, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna be like, "Oh, can we switch?"
- Yeah, yeah.
- You can just push his porridge in, you know, make it up.
- That's right.
I'm still stuck on the bring in the pack lunch.
That's so funny. - That's so funny.
- Do people trade like snack cups?
It's so, like what if you didn't get something
and you saw something else?
I just think that's so funny in line, being like,
"Can I have the cookie?"
- How many seconds did she say?
- 40. - 40 seconds.
And then one, oh, you can't-
- I thought you only had problems with your eyesight,
not your hearing.
Maybe I should come a bit closer.
- She loves you, dude.
- I love her so much.
- And so they all wear ski masks.
- Yeah.
- No, no, you don't all have to.
But like, if they're like got girlfriends
or they've got like certain jobs
and you want people finding out.
- Sure.
- I want them to go and feel, feeling confident.
- But they still have to be on camera.
- Yeah, of course.
- Who is that guy in the first frame there with the big teeth?
With the red jumper on.
- His name's called Bevo.
He went viral for like, swallowing food.
- He's a big tooth guy.
I've seen him on Instagram.
You've seen this guy, he's got huge teeth.
- Too much teeth.
- And that's the bit, right?
That he has big teeth?
- Well, no, he basically went viral
just for like, not swallowing food properly.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Do you charge?
- No, of course not.
- What? You could make a killing!
- No.
- $10!
- You're doing fine.
- No, I want to say thank you.
Because of those people in the queue,
I've got to where I am.
So like, I want to thank them.
I want to do something for them.
- That's so nice.
- Wow, what a gracious person.
- You're just a sweet, gracious person.
- You're like Mother Teresa in a different way.
- It's a different type of charity work.
- Yeah.
Do you live in England now or here?
- London.
- You live in London.
- Yeah, I don't know why I said that.
I made that up.
I live in Nottingham.
- You lied.
- I'm in London a lot, but yeah.
- We're going there, we're going there.
We're going to London this summer and this summer we're playing.
I don't know, I don't like that it's called OVO.
We mentioned that twice.
I don't really like the Drake thing.
- I wonder who would have a bigger queue, me or you two.
- How about this?
You take dicks outside of the arena.
We'll do laughs inside.
- Yeah, I'll warm them up for you.
- You know how nice that would be?
- Yeah.
- For them to get a nut off and then come laugh.
I mean, they'd all fall asleep halfway through the show.
- Yeah.
- Who would get a bigger line?
I wonder, can you, how many tickets do you think
you could sell to a show?
If you did a live show of you.
- What, a live sex show?
- Yeah, a live sex show.
- I don't know, to be honest.
- We sold 50,000 in Australia, beat that.
- I got banned from Australia.
- What, really?
Wait, why?
- Fucking barely legals.
- Wait, you got banned because of people underage?
- No, so basically women are poorly educated
when it comes to like sex and understanding the porn industry.
And they made this massive petition saying,
oh, let's get Bonnie Blue banned from Australia
for sleeping with people underage and not consenting.
- They are consenting and they are 18.
So then this petition like basic blew up in Australia
and they took my visa away.
- The government banned you.
- Oh my God.
- Wow.
- We would never do that in America.
You know that.
- You're welcome.
- It's the greatest country in the world.
We would never do that.
Trump would never let that happen.
He will rename bodies of water,
but he will make sure you can do what you want legally.
So now it's OnlyFans, right?
- Yeah.
- That's like the big, that's the thing.
That's, I mean, we must make a killing.
- Yeah, it's good money.
- Good.
- Is it posted?
You know how people post what they make?
We can see what everybody makes.
Is that true?
- No, I don't.
- If you allow it.
- No, I have it so you can see how many subscribers
and stuff like that.
- How many subs are on there now?
- 400,000.
- Holy shit.
- Holy shit, man.
- Half a million people almost.
They watch all, and do you post shit every day?
- Yeah, like every day I post things,
but they're probably in like new videos
out like twice a week.
- Wow, I'm interested, the divorce thing,
when did this happen?
Was this in the beginning of this,
or did divorce spark this,
now I want to have a sexcapade?
- No, no, no, so that we was together
from when I was 14, so we were--
- How old was he?
- 15, he's only like a year older.
Don't worry, we was.
- Woo, so that we used to get it,
I was 14, he was 38.
Holy shit.
- I mean, I do like the older ones, but--
- Okay, all right, all right.
Now that is, we can't do that in America.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What, go from barely legal to barely breathing?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So what, you were 14, he was 15,
and you got married at how old?
- 20.
- Oh yeah, young.
- So it was like, together like a long time,
we just grew apart,
like there was no dramatic split up
or anything like that,
we just grew apart naturally.
- And then, do you talk to him now still?
- Yeah, yeah, he works with me.
- Oh, is this him?
I'd love it if this is the guy.
- Who is this guy right here?
- No, he helps me like on the creative side
with video and editing.
- He's also a handsome guy off camera,
you can't see him, and he's big,
he's got good thick thighs, dude,
he's a thick daddy over there, huh?
- Well, he looks like a John Wick nemesis.
- He does.
Where's my dog?
- Yeah, he was very beautiful though.
- He is. - You are.
- Oh, thank you.
- I find him more attractive if I'm being honest,
but that's just different folks.
- It depends which way you sway.
- Wait, was I about to say?
Why can't I just say to another person
that they're beautiful?
- What's the problem?
- Yeah, why'd you laugh at me?
- Because she didn't even hear you.
She didn't register your--
- Yeah, she did.
- I said thank you.
- Yeah, she said thank you.
How old do you think he is, by the way?
Unless you already know.
- No, I actually don't know.
- Take a guess, this is good.
Do you know this guy might know?
No.
- 36.
- See, how amazing is that?
36.
- Is that accurate or no?
- He's 38.
- Oh, okay, that's good.
- No, I'm 53.
- He's 53.
- Oh, are you?
- Yes, thank you.
- Don't cry.
- Yeah, we don't either.
- 36?
That's amazing.
- Andrew, I'm not mad.
- Relax, dude, shut the fuck up.
- I don't know, dude.
That's good stuff.
- She just said you were 36.
- Yeah.
- That's not nice.
- What happened before that?
I wonder.
- You're doing really well.
- Yeah, okay.
- Look, you didn't want to talk about the girl
you just met in Phoenix.
- Oh, all right.
- So, all right.
- Okay, all right, anyway.
- All right, okay.
- So there.
- Yeah, welcome.
- How old am I?
- Um.
- See?
- I'm gonna go 42.
- See?
- Yeah.
- Every time.
- I look younger.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- This guy looks younger than me?
God damn, dude.
- I don't know.
You're giving schoolboy vibes.
- Hey.
- He does.
- You're gonna turn me off.
- Mommy, I love you.
- Don't do that.
- I want TV, my mom, mom, mom.
- Oh, I've looked 40 since I was a fucking kid.
- Suck, suck, suck.
- Oh, and finally I look like 42, 45, so.
- How old are you?
- 25.
- 25.
Yeah, well, you know, I mean, you look 20s,
but it ages you, doesn't it?
- I don't know.
It's exercise, it's hydration, like, you know.
- That's actually true.
- Cheaper than a gym membership.
- So this is how, what, you like rent a house?
- So there's a guy called Lord Davenport,
and like, he holds like crazy parties.
- Dude, the British are so funny.
- No, wait.
- Come to Lord Davenport, and fuck money blue.
Gimme Lord Davenport, I gotta see this fucking guy.
- In LA, there's a guy named Lord Davenport?
- No, clearly this guy's in England, Lord Davenport.
- I wanna know him.
I don't know any Lords.
- Well, there's a guy downtown LA
that thinks his name is Lord Davenport.
So this guy has a house that you are at?
- That was the house I fucked in.
- Wow. - Wow, that's Lord Davenport.
- Yeah.
- Obviously you had to hook up with him.
- No, I didn't actually.
- Really, Lord D didn't take any fucking,
anything for the house, huh?
- No.
- I don't know.
Shocked.
Is he a good guy, this guy?
- Yeah, lovely guy.
- It says fraudster, what did he do to make his money?
- Oh, I don't know.
That sounds like a him problem.
- Yeah, that certainly does.
Sorry about that.
They call him Fast Eddie Davenport.
- Are you super famous now in England?
Or on the world, I mean?
- A little bit.
- Yeah, yeah.
How do you like it?
- Yeah, it's just weird.
I never thought like being a slut would make you famous.
I know the Kardashians have got experience with it.
I didn't know that was gonna be me.
- What were you like in high school?
- Um, first lose my virginity, but like as a whole,
I was a dance teacher at the time.
I enjoyed working, very mature for my age.
- And you lost your virginity in high school,
you just said?
- Mm.
- No, yeah.
What year in high school?
- Well, I was 13.
I don't know what year that'd be for you, like.
- Well, that's not high school out here.
That's middle school or elementary school.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, high school is you're 15, right?
14, 15?
- 15, 14, 15, yeah.
- 13?
- Yeah, I was young.
- Wow.
- And how old was he?
- 14, yeah, it was me.
- Jesus Christ, 14?
- He literally put it in and was like,
"Oh my God, I'm pregnant."
Like, we had no idea what it was doing.
And I think like people's first experiences
are always bad.
You never know what you're doing.
Like, it's a bit of a flop.
- See, that's what I keep telling you, it's fine.
- I'm still learning. - You're gonna be fine.
- I'm scared.
- Have you had pregnancy scares?
- Well, apparently I'm pregnant at the moment.
- Are you?
- According to the media, yeah.
- Yeah, but you're not.
- Oh, you're not.
- I am not pregnant.
- Oh, well, still clap for nothing.
- Have you ever been?
- No. - Okay.
- Wow. - Wow, that's crazy.
- Yeah, it was suddenly rumored that there was like,
"Oh my God, Bonnie's pregnant."
And it's actually the first time I've let them continue
with the story and I've not sort of commented.
And actually I've made jokes about it.
And like last night I posted on Instagram,
"Oh, I've got cravings."
And just allowed people to-
- That's funny, troll them, that's so good.
You should do a photo shoot of you with a baby bump.
- No, 'cause I'm actually really against that.
- What do you mean?
I think it is horrible 'cause those women can't get pregnant
or they are in difficult situations.
- Yeah.
- So I'm actually, to say I'm not a girl's girl,
I'm gonna be a girl's girl this week
because I wanna use the media and the attention I've got
from people thinking I'm pregnant
to pay for people's IVF.
'Cause I don't think it's not-
- That is fucking amazing.
- Wow, wow, what a good person.
- See?
- This guy's looking to be funny, what's up, bud?
- He likes you, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, bloke.
Are you a bloke or what?
- Bloke?
- Are you a hooligan or what?
- He knows a few English words.
- He's giving me a hooligan fucking vibe right here.
- Hello, mate, got a prob