Name: Bobby Lee Apologizes After Shane Gillis Roast BACKFIRES
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Apologizes After Shane Gillis Roast BACKFIRES' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-08. Transcript available.

Bobby Lee Apologizes After Shane Gillis Roast BACKFIRES

I used to go with Shane, Shane used to go on the road with me and feature for
me and when we would go to like Boston or something like that, boy would, we
were both single, boy would clean up because the ladies would be like, ooh, I
want me a pale daddy and he'd be like, shut up, you're gay and they'd be like,
ooh, I need them, I need them freckles and he'd be like, shut up, he looks like
a white guy that's been in water, like a dead corpse.
Are you calling him bloated? No, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying the eyes
bulge like it's been like in a swamp. I gotta tell you something right now. I'm
wrong. He's gonna come get you. You don't want that smoke. You wanna start this
war, dude? You are calling on, you're yelling at a cloud. He picks me up. You're
yelling at a little boy. And I like it. And we have that relationship, right? I'm
not, you know, Shane, if you're listening right now or if you get this clip. He
will. I'm just, I give you props all day long. You're one of the funniest
comics on planet Earth, right? You're the king. Yeah.
And you deserve all your success. That's not what I'm saying. But you were
saying before. I just think you have like, you know, like, you know, in Lord of
the Rings, like maybe the second or third movie, right? Remember Frodo and
those guys went to the swamp?
Yeah. And Gollum's like, don't look in the water. Who's in the water? These
dead elves from like thousands of years ago. Oh my God. You know what I mean?
That's all I'm saying.
Just don't look in the water. You're starting a war. Yeah, I'm not starting a
war. Anyway, I didn't mean it in a bad way. Soho's store is just crazy.
Yeah. Whenever I go to those stores, I look at the guy and I go, oh, there's a
version of Dan Sardar. That's what you think? Damn. What are you doing? Why can't
you back me once? Because I think you're insanely wrong. I think you're fucked
up. You're out of bounds. Don't do that. I'm sorry. Don't do that. I don't like
what you're fucking doing either. I'm over here saving you from a war. I'm
tired of being bullied by people like you.
I'm saving you from a war. I tried to fucking befriend you at the tour. See
what he's doing? Yeah. See what he's doing? I see it. Yeah. I'm tired of being
bullied by you after you just went after him and then Shane Gillis. Oh, really?
You're bullying, dude. Fascinating. This is fascinating. You're 100% bullied. I'm
being honest.
You're mad that the Soho thing didn't land and then you bullied Shane Gillis.
Yeah. You went after my friend. You're the bully, dude. Well, the next time I
say a thing, disagree with me. Okay. You know what? Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's
the new rule.
But let's both be. Hey, Bobby, I'm down, but let's make this cool on all of us.
All right? Go ahead. It's like trying to negotiate. We're all going to be cool.
We're going to be cool. We're all going to be cool. We're going to make a point
we can all agree on. Okay. That's right. Thank you.
Point we can all agree on. Ready? You think everything you say I agree with? No.
Oh. I always laugh and I always agree. Yeah. Why? That's what friendship's all
about. All right? I know your diabolical East Coast fucking way of thinking.
What? Can I say something? I know. I'm so sorry.
Something happened on the Burt tour between you guys that's unresolved. No, we
had fun. Was it when I hurt my lip? You hurt your lip, but you were gone. I
didn't see you after it. That's hilarious. I texted you. I'm one of the only
people that texted you. When you called me with Ralph Barbosa, I picked up and
I said I was one of the only people that texted you. Okay. You busted your lip.
On the tour bus. On the tour bus, yeah. Yeah, we were on our way to Florida.
Yeah. And we were in Florida. I feel like you were one of the last people to
text. I think that's what it was. Oh. Okay. I would honestly check the receipt.
I think
Now, I'm just testing you. You're supposed to agree with me. I thought the rule
was... No, no, no, no. Bobby? Hey, Bobby? You know what? I was testing him. He
doesn't follow the rules. Bobby, look at me. I'm sorry. That was on me. There
we go. It's as easy as that. Give me something to agree with. We're back in.
Right? Dax Flame definitely has a bigger penis than you. Than me? Yeah. Yeah.
That's C? Yeah. Is it true? Probably not. Probably not. Probably not. You know
what? I don't care. Because that kind of loyalty? Yeah, that's where it is.
Fuck the truth. I'd rather have that. There it is. I want you to be loyal. Got
it. Okay? Done. And I will agree with everything you say. Say something that I
might not agree with, but I'll agree with it. Honestly, I think gummy sodas
kind of suck. I agree. And whenever I'm eating them, I don't even understand
why it's in my mouth. Do you understand how easy that is? Yeah, throw it back
to me. Yeah, this is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good exercise. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You look like a... All right. No. No, let him go. You look like a fluffer in
gay porn. Yeah, absolutely. Strong jaw. Looking like I'm just getting big gay
rods stiff. It's called, right, adding information and agreeing.
Yeah. Yes, and. Now do one back to him. I'm just going to say it right now. It
shouldn't be illegal to eat a homeless person's ass.
It should not be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I went for a nighttime walk. I go for
a nighttime walk a lot. And I go for a nighttime walk in the same little
stretch of area by my neighborhood. And this homeless guy must have heard me
like talking on the phone. And he yelled out, I live here!
And I felt bad. I was like, sorry. Yeah. So I said, sorry. Wow. Where does he
stay? Like there's so like by the LA River, but there's like a walking path and
people there's like tents that are up underneath tucked under. You can't see
them. Yeah. And but he's right. He does live there. I was talking loud. He does
live there. The thought of him. And I apologized. The thought of him in makeshift
reading glasses, reading the back of a label and him going, will you shut the
fuck up? Yeah. I'm reading.
He's mixing chemicals. I live here. I'm trying to make a new form of hooch. He's
reading Dostoevsky. He's like, man, Roskolnikov really didn't have to murder
that way. I did call the cops and get him removed. Yeah. Got to clean up the
streets, dude. Nice, dude. Can't put up with that shit, dude. Now, how do you
feel about the homeless? How do I feel about them? Give me a genuine, yeah,
your opinion. Well, he doesn't see them now in New York. They're all hibernating.
Yeah, they're all in the, they're all in the tunnels. Yeah, where are they
going? The tunnels? Honestly, you don't know. It's just like, it's like a crisp,
it's like a crisp fall
fall day and then they're just, where are they? And then it gets hot and then
you're like, oh, I can't walk my dog. Maybe they're frozen and they thaw. That
might be, you go, seasons are changing. They're starting. Help me. Yeah. Reanimate.
Yeah. And then, and now it's March. Yeah. Do the position. Yeah. March.
- Yeah, exactly.
- I live here!
- That's it.
- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- You just did the de-thawing of a homeless man, perfect.
- And that's comedy 101.
That's called a comedy.
- And that's what we do here at Bad Friends.
- And that's how talented he is.
- By the way, that's Encino Man.
We just did the movie Encino Man.
- Don't, please don't do this.
- Everything's fitted for a reboot right now.
- Dude, thank you so much. - Honestly,
tell me Bobby Lee and the Brendan Fraser role.
- You would be in the great Encino Man.
- You as the new weasel?
- Yeah. - Oh, bro!
- Let's go.
- Okay, let's talk about what they should remake.
- Ah, yeah, okay.
- Can we talk about what movies they should remake?
- I'm gonna go down the same line of where we already are.
One of my favorite movies that's underrated, Airheads.
I fucking--
- Would love a new Airheads, but how do you do Airheads?
Radio doesn't matter anymore.
- Podcasts.
- Oh, they like take over like a Joe Rogan?
- I never saw Airheads.
- I never saw Airheads.
- Oh, you would love it.
Brendan Fraser, you got Adam Sandler.
- Sandler, dude.
- Buscemi.
- So these three guys are like, they're a shitty band
and they badly wanna get on the radio,
back when like, if you got your record played once,
it was like you were home free on a radio.
- Yeah.
- And they decide they're gonna hijack a local radio station
'cause they just can't get any fucking radio play.
And it's basically die hard at a radio station.
- Yeah. - That's amazing.
- It's fucking awesome.
- But they're the bad guys.
The good guys are the bad guys.
They're like idiots.
They take over the radio station.
- But you root for them because they're so downtrod.
- Yeah.
They're the bad guys.
- All right.
- Soder is obviously Frazier.
You're the tallest.
I'm Sandler.
And you're Buscemi.
- I mean, let's do it.
- What about remaking Gremlins?
- Love it.
How about one and two?
- Let's give me the whole franchise.
- Start with one.
- Yeah, start with one.
- Start if anybody wants.
- I'll tell you right now, I'm so geeked up.
- I wanna be a Mogwai.
- You are a fucking Mogwai.
- Honestly, if they ever do a reboot
and you're not voicing the Mogwai.
- Yeah.
- Someone's missing me.
- I wanna be the Mogwai.
- Put fur on me.
- What about Goonies?
No.
- Ah, I can't touch that.
- You can't touch it.
- It's pitch perfect.
- It's pitch perfect.
- It's also because that childhood fantasy
of like neighborhood play.
I don't even know if people do that.
I don't know if kids do that, like go to the woods.
- Dude, that's a good point.
That's a good point.
- Do kids get in trouble in the woods?
- He's a lady in Georgia that got arrested
'cause her son walked like half a mile to a store.
- I remember, yeah, I saw that.
- Insane.
- Insane.
- 10 years old.
- She was charged, right?
- Yeah.
- A child endangerment.
- Oh, yeah, the kids wouldn't do it,
so that's why it wouldn't make any sense.
- Right.
- They call it-- - Amazing.
- They call that free-range parenting now.
- What?
- When you just let your kid be a kid.
When you're not helicoptering anymore,
now it's called free-range.
- I ran away from home for a week.
I'm not kidding you.
- All right, yeah.
- And my parents didn't go to the cops.
- Why would they?
- After a week, my dad goes, "Hello."
And I go, "All right."
- And that's the reception?
- Yeah.
- It is funny that it was such a not big,
there were kids that I knew growing up
whose parents were real, real like loosey-goosey, you know?
- I had a friend that didn't have to check in
with his parents to sleep over.
- Just could just do it.
- He could fucking, he could turn the key
and launch it himself.
- So ready.
- "You want to sleep over?"
He goes, "Yeah, you gonna call her?"
He goes, "Bah."
- What for? I don't wanna bug him.
- Yeah, I don't know, I think they probably--
- Yeah, you know where she is.
- So you know anyway, man.
- She's up in Blackhawk.
- Can I say, this is a controversial thing I wanna say.
- Let her rip.
- I feel like the bullying that I received was necessary.
- Yes.
- When you were a kid?
- Yes.
- Can I put your hand in this toilet?
You're not gonna be able to breathe for too many.
All that stuff.
- You never got a swirly in real life.
- What?
- You never got a swirly.
- Oh my God, I was locked, like old school,
I was locked in a locker for four hours.
- No way.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What grade?
- Ninth.
- No, even younger.
Like probably second grade or third grade.
- Freshman year sounds like exactly what's happening.
- Oh yeah.
- And I definitely heard teachers walk by
and I was screaming and they didn't even help me.
- Well you hear teachers like,
"Is Bobby Lee in there?
That's so funny."
- Yeah, yeah.
- Go to the lounge, go to the lounge, go to the lounge.
- I just feel like that sort of like made me strong enough
to do comedy almost.
- Yeah, absolutely.
Do you know there's kids that are like,
they're giving Ozempic to like fat kids now
and you're like, "No, no, no, you're not gonna have
funny people when you grow up."
- Yea