Name: Andrew Santino CALLS OUT Bobby Lee???
Uploaded: 2025-04-11T17:30:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino CALLS OUT Bobby Lee???' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino CALLS OUT Bobby Lee???' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-11. Transcript available.

i heard you guys talking a lot of well i wasn't here not even here to defend
myself you guys are
talking it's interesting because when people talk behind your back to me i
always defend you
yeah i say he's not here to defend himself don't say that stuff about him it's
so funny because
um when i look in the mirror i i look at my character defects as well so i know
what my
problems are you know you don't know what your problems are i know what your
problems are for
sure i know what yours are but whenever people talk about you and i hear it and
i catch wind of it
i grab it yeah i know where you saw it in your heart and i said you talking
about my dog dude
and they go oh so sorry man and i defend i never talked about your dog i mean
your wife i don't
no i'm kidding that's crazy is that your bit that was crazy that was crazy is
that your bit i'm sorry
i got defensive yeah and i apologize it's okay she's beautiful and i love her
as a human well
it's whatever you want to do today man i heard that you had so much fun without
me you don't want
me on the show anymore are you on your mind that's what i heard i turned down a
pod with some so-and-so
he got mad by the way why he came up to me the first thing i was like hey buddy
you don't want
to pop with me and go oh no what andrew's not there it's weird you know what i
mean didn't you do one
with the stefano i know but it's like i i've never like we don't have that kind
of and he was mad
yeah but i love him doesn't seem like it seemed like you would have done the
pod with him if you
loved him so much you know most people they'll go to the salvation army right
to get their t-shirts
not this guy kith
you don't know what kith is man i've been to the kith yeah i've been to kith
with you in new york
oh right i did i brought you along that's right yeah well i'm gonna say you're
coming at me today
no i'm not coming at you dude you're coming at yourself my kith shirt yeah you're
coming at
yourself dude and that's the sad how am i coming at myself you're like well you
guys were talking
about me no no i heard the grapevine you guys were talking shit no yeah we can
bring up the clips we
have them yeah dude bring them up oh the chair why do you have that that's andrew's
seat oh really
oh yeah yeah it sucks oh oh just push pause no no i already know what to say
after that i hope
so you just did the episode yeah you did a bit about i do did a bit about your
little back
let me see okay oh yeah yeah yeah what andrew likes yeah anyway you click click
click opens up
his butt okay i know his back he has back aches oh my god he has a spinal dead
just a gay little
boy he's a gay disc he has a little gay disc in his back he's a gay they're
dismantled what a cry baby
interesting interesting yeah keep going yeah i let remember yeah cry baby how
do you get his head on the
toilet he got all woozy like oh i'm redheaded i get oh wow wow wow wow wow this
is so good
wait what's mine interesting interesting it's interesting but
also clever interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting that
was funny i mean
it didn't make me laugh at all but it was very funny all right let's
all right let's get it out let's get it out in the open i just said it yeah
yeah so what i want
to say is you've never talked about about me never do you have is it first of
all no and if i did is
it on tape no but i've heard people say that you talk about me yeah what do i
say i don't remember
really recall i feel like you'd remember i think you're right i think yeah yeah
oh my bad i got
caught in another lie oh that's okay um i don't know what was with me that day
but um you're grooving
i went no i wasn't grooving i was out of bounds out of pocket and um you know
because you're such a big
star yeah right i love when carlos laughs at me because you know he gets my
comedy somebody gets
your comedy oh my god all right here we go okay here we go yeah let's not do
this right now dude you know
i i want to say to you this because i heard you oh i want to say absolutely
destroyed in phoenix
shut up dude just all right now let me say this roof off i have to say for saturday
night's second
show was one of my best performances wow but i also want to say this okay that
um you have no idea
how i feel about you okay dude let's move on no no i'm not no oh when it's
positive you want to move on
i'm over let's get no i'm not over it all right i love you like your family and
with my family you
kind of do little dig digs right on the side yeah yeah like you don't visit
when you go to their town
yeah that was a big point of contention two things one yeah i did say to carlos
i made him do simon
says before the show because i think he was stoned and i asked him and he's
trying to tell me he's not
but i looked into his eyes you look into his eyes i wear contacts no he's carlos
it'd be it would be
better if you were honest i didn't smoke weed today i smoked last night last
night weed yeah yeah
so now we know now you're fully gone relapsed that's called california sober no
that's not a
real thing you can call it but people say that all over the internet but it's
not real that's like a fake
i do meth but i have i'm colorado sober it's colorado it's the same thing it
doesn't make any
sense no this is like one in the lexicon it was in white lotus i think yeah
yeah but it doesn't mean
you should do it i thought you were clean clean clean i thought we were all out
when i saw him in the
alleyway oh no in australia yeah he had a glaze over his eyes i don't know what
he was on what were
you on in australia in the alley marijuana that's it and you lied to me yes you
lied to me you know
what i did you lied to me no i got you on a technicality i went into the hotel
and i said bobby
i'm not drinking why what do you mean because i need something on this earth
bobby doesn't need
anything he should have something though no he has lots of things i do agree i
should have something you
have sugar-free red bull and cigarettes yeah but sometimes i want more to drown
my sorrows what do you
want i mean sometimes i would love to smoke weed you know i mean to zone out
but you don't need to
i don't need to and i i've been three years i haven't so that's great yeah why
why would we crack
it now because i'm my fear though is is that once that door is open i do all
the other stuff and i can't
have that yeah so i just decide to do all i mean yeah because what he's saying
also can happen to you
you may decide so what dude i'm i'm gonna be san bernardino sober and just have
one pill yeah
you do pills too you do do pills oh that's so such a project project you don't
i probably only xanax
and lexapro which those are pills those are called pills dude but you get them
at walgreens i know but
they can prescribe any i do meth but i only smoke it right that's what it
sounded like that's what it's
not cartel stuff so it's good all right well whatever i i'm just looking out
for your well-being yeah
i'd rather you be clean as a whistle clear-headed i know but i'm just i'm gonna
sober carlos my history
with carlos is this when i first met him he was full full-blown in alcoholics
anonymous it was great
and anyone that's in aa right people aren't because they had like you know i
mean an accident it takes a
lot of pain and suffering to drive you into a 12-step group yeah and to be
committed to it right so that's
you know your history with it right you know that you're an alcoholic and drug
addict
do you yeah okay you have other addictions too like sex labs too that's that's
not a pointing it's
not a it's not a pointing i'm not arguing with you that's not like a tit for
tat bobby's being like
oh i'm mr sober and i know everything and but he's also that's not true he's
not being i know everything
mr sober he's just saying to to get back on the right track and stay clean have
i done any drugs or
alcohol since i got sober three years ago no but you've literally done them
with me
okay okay you see what he's doing that's the drug addiction jedi shit yeah you
are jedi yeah yeah
you're angling you're angling dude yeah you're trapping and angling you're
leading into a corner
you're trapped you're a rat trapped you're a rat trap yeah you're a rat trapped
dude like rats should
get in trouble for like having a little bit of cheese a rat as fat as you doesn't
need any more cheese
exactly you're not taking the prosciutto