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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This was a bad idea...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This was a bad idea...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-15. Transcript available.

This was a bad idea...

Are you selling good tickets right now, huh?
You're killing it.
They're selling pretty good, yeah.
They're coming because they want to see the crowd surf.
Yeah, they want to see you crowd surf.
Yeah, I announced that I'm going to be crowd surfing
at one city on the tour.
I don't know what city it is.
It's just going to speak to me in the moment.
I got to be honest with you.
I don't know.
Why is he laughing?
I'm not too sure what.
I said that's funny.
Well, what's funny?
No, no, no, no.
Boy, I sure have some bad friends.
Yes, you do.
Very good, very good.
That's the name of the show.
I love you, dude.
Signs right there.
I do think I am curious
to how the mechanics are going to work.
Of what?
On you surfing in a crowd.
Yeah, man.
I mean, my fans are going to hold me up
as I dive into the crowd.
And you're going to jump from the stage.
So who are your fans?
Triple H, The Rock.
Bodybuilders.
I mean, I hope that The Rock is a fan of me.
Who's there?
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I mean, who's there, dude?
I mean.
Dave, let me be honest.
Listen, my fans.
Imagine, like, a 12-year-old skinny kid.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's kind of like when, you know,
a mom can move a car.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's that.
Listen, my fans,
I don't have bitch-ass fans, bro.
Okay.
Not a bitch-ass fan.
My fans are, like, really strong-minded.
And so I feel like that'll just transfer over
to physical strength.
Tell me this.
Have you ever crowd surfed before?
No.
No, hell no.
Okay.
But you are going to do it at one of these shows?
Andrew.
Yeah.
Talk him out of it.
What is he?
Okay.
What is he saying?
He's asking me to talk you out of doing it.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
He said, talk him out of it.
Nah.
Nah.
There's no talking me out of it.
He's saying, please, dead serious,
please talk him out of it.
Someone's going to die, is what he's saying.
They can hear you on the mic now.
Dave, you're going to pick a show to do this.
You're going to crowd surf.
You're going to jump from the stage.
Yes.
Yes, sir.
Wow.
The brave man.
I mean, I don't want to crowd surf.
I'm afraid I'll break a neck.
You don't want him to do it.
What is he like?
Why is he talking to you and not?
Because he-
I'll tell you why.
Okay.
Can I tell you why?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
My bud.
My bud.
I feel like I'm being the mean one.
Yeah.
And he's playing the nice guy.
It's good cop, bad cop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I feel like the things I'm saying, I'm going to get fucking lynched for.
Not lynched.
Clinched.
Wow.
Okay.
Right, right.
Crucified.
Two days after Black History Month.
Crucified.
Crucified for.
Honestly, I swear to God that wasn't a thing.
Interesting choice of words.
Yeah, yeah.
I swear to God that wasn't a thing.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Oh, I get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to be crucified for and you're going to be the saint.
Here's what it is.
Yeah.
You feel like society is going to move you to the back of the bus.
That better, better than Lynch.
That's what I feel like.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a good one, but it was better than Lynch.
You feel like the whole country is going to see this and they're going to sick
dogs on you.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You feel like people are going to watch this show.
Yeah.
And go, Andrew seems to be getting along with Dave.
Yeah.
Bobby, we should hit with a fucking fire hose.
Yes.
These are all things that have happened to Black people.
What?
Yeah, that's me.
You know what?
Oh, it's funny.
It's funny.
Bro, I'm not a soft-ass bitch.
I know you're not.
This shit's funny.
And I'll tell you something, right?
This is serious business.
We're talking about serious business.
Okay, let's get to the serious business.
And what I'm saying to you is that, you know what I mean, the civil rights
movement.
Mm-hmm.
It was...
What about it?
What about it?
What did you just say in the civil rights?
What about it?
What I'm saying is that, you know what I mean, we fought hard and lost heart.
Who is we?
Who is we?
What were you doing during this?
I'm a mighty...
He was actually a yellow panther.
He was around back then.
Yellow panther.
Okay.
Well, I did my own speech.
Okay.
You want to hear it?
Hate speech?
No.
You want to hear my speech?
Yeah, go ahead.
I had a dreaming.
That white people would do their own laundry.
I had my own speech that night.
Okay, that night.
What night?
What specific night?
The civil rights movement was not just one night.
The dark night.
He's talking about the dark night.
I feel like he thinks it was just one singular night.
It was the dark night.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so when Martin Luther had this great speech, I did my own speech.
Okay.
At a Chinese restaurant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was four people there.
Yeah.
But, you know what I mean, it moved those four.
Yeah.
Yeah, it really did.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
I'm telling you, we're bonding worlds here.
We're bonding, really.
We're like, do you prefer, like, let's see you and I win a war.
That's excellent.
Okay, go ahead.
Let's see you and I win a war.
Okay, we're in a war.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm fine.
Wait, can I just say something because you mentioned war?
Yeah.
Did you know that now they're not going to allow transgender people in the
military?
That's pretty crazy.
That's crazy.
How do you feel about it?
How do you feel about it?
Well, shit, I don't really, shit, I don't go to war with any of these bitches.
Yeah, that's a pretty good, you guys like that one?
That's a really good one.
That's a really good use of the word.
Yeah, it's a really good, yeah.
I've been, yeah.
I've got that lineup.
I've been working on that joke.
Bitch ass N.
Yeah.
I've wanted to use those three words so bad in conjunction.
It's pretty good, man.
I like saying those words, man.
Say it again.
Hit me with it.
I just got it, Andrew.
Say it.
And I want you to say it, right?
A sequel to a movie and tell me the movie.
That he needs to be in.
Yeah.
A sequel to a movie that he needs to be in.
Fences.
Wow, that's.
Fences.
Wow.
Fences.
Yeah.
Did anyone win an Oscar?
What?
Did anyone win an Oscar for that movie?
Yes.
Driving Miss Daisy?
Oh, come on, man.
Boy, I sure have some bad friends.
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a little dick.
Okay, all right.
Look at me, little guy.
A big guy.
Whatever.
You know what I mean?
I have a little dick.
I have malfunctions in my body, right?
Malfunction?
Yeah, and I've had people tease me in my whole life.
Why are you talking about your body like it's a machine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been bullied.
Okay, yeah.
I've seen it.
We have the same cause.
Same cause?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You mean same cause?
We're in the same group.
I don't think I want to be in that group.
Yeah, yeah, but you are.
I don't think I'm in that group.
You remember when?
I'm in a group.
You remember when they used to, in casting directors,
you'd be like,
we're looking for white, Hispanic, and other.
Right, you're other.
We're other.
Okay, I'll take that.
He's saying bonding you as minorities as well.
Yeah, we're other, dude.
Okay, for sure.
I feel it, man.
Minorities, for sure.
And you're a success.
And you're killing it?
Thank you.
What a resilient young man.
Thank you.
You know, of all, against all odds, I'm doing it.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Resilient.
Oxygen tank on stage.
You, yeah, you don't have one, you don't have one now.
No, I'm doing pretty good right now, man.
I'm on my health journey.
You know, I've put down the cup and I've picked up the water.
So, no more, no more promethazine.
I'm not going to say no more.
Oh, there's a picture right there.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You literally have an oxygen tank on stage?
Yeah, yeah, that was in front of 20,000 people.
My God.
More than that, probably.
Amazing.
But yeah, at the United Center.
Now, let's be real for a second.
It's my hometown.
Can I be real?
Yep.
Chirac, okay.
Can we help you?
I don't think I need help with anything right now.
I'll be real now, you know, because I'll be real with you.
And this is, and I-
This is going to say some bullshit.
No, I'm not going to say any bullshit.
No, no, no, because, you know, I was dear friends with Ralphie.
Yes.
Right?
And I never said anything.
Rest in peace.
I never said anything.
Right.
Yeah, and I've always regretted that I didn't.
It's like, you know, when people have a drug addiction at the store, right?
I always go up to them, if you ever want to go to a meeting, I'll take you.
And I always do.
Well, for your reference, I don't know if you know, Bobby is a-
A recovering alcoholic.
Yeah, I knew that for sure.
So, what I'm saying is that, jokes aside, is there anything we can do?
Because it's like, at the end of the day, we want you to get healthy here.
And I'm working on that, you know?
But what are you doing?
What am I doing?
I'm exercising, eating correctly.
Okay, good.
Drinking a lot of water.
Good, good, good, good.
You know, I recently got out of the hospital and that was like a wake-up call
for me of sorts.
What happened?
So, since then-
What happened that made you go to the hospital?
A bunch of bullshit.
But yeah, I'm doing good now.
You're fine.
You're fine.
Did you have a serious incident that made you go to the hospital that-
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm chilling now.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm making the changes, you know?
Well, what he's saying is we want Dave Bluntz around.
Yeah, we really-
I appreciate that, man.
I think you're very talented and very kind.
I think what you can do for me is, you know, just emotional support.
There you go.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, a couple attaboys, claps.
Attaboys.
Attaboy.
And, uh, yeah.
So, are your parents still together?
My dad passed away when I was young, but my mom, my mom, she's my everything,
yeah.
His dad died too.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry, buddy.
Rest in peace.
Another thing you have in common.
We have so much in common.
We might be like-
Blood hurt.
Did we just become bad friends?
Yeah, yeah, we did, yeah.
I want to do a movie called War Babies with you.
War Babies, yeah.
I'll go to war with any of these.
No, our father was, you know, black.
Yeah.
And he did a couple of wars in different places.
He was a-
And had two babies, and then were offspring of that black man.
I'd watch that movie.
I feel like we could sell that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if you could.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think so.
No, not to like men play.
We could probably do a 2B release.
I would love to see it.
I think we could do a 2B release, you know, Plex, free movies.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like it might end up on YouTube.
It's gonna be a YouTube film.
Yeah.
War Babies.
So, you live in L-
Where do you live?
I live in L.A. now.
I recently moved here.
Well, back in June, I moved here.
You like it?
Yeah.
I didn't like it at first.
Then I went back home to visit, and I'm like,
I get the fuck out of here and get back to L.A.
So, now I love it.
This is my new home now.
Good, dude.
You're gonna be touring from here.
It's hard to tour from L.A.
There's two guys that tour from L.A.
It's tough, I will say.
What do you mean it's hard?
Well, I mean, you're flying across the country, and you're-
Oh, no, I don't fly.
Fuck all that.
I'm going on a tour bus.
Oh, okay.
When's the last of me flown?
When I came here, when I came here, when I did shit, when I did to the Chicago,
like the fucking United Center, we drove there, bro.
That was 30 hours.
That was the worst mistake of my fucking life.
That's a far drive.
Yeah, bro.
I was on a fucking-
I'm not trying to be funny.
Hold on.
Just, can I finish for free?
Go ahead, go ahead.
So, yeah, man, we drove there, and it was in a Sprinter van.
Why does he look like he can't, like, are you good?
Why did you, like, get away from the mic and, like, turn-
Because I'm really listening.
Okay, but no, you're not.
Like, you was turned away-
I have slanty ears, too.
Okay, all right, all right.
I have to lean it this way.
God, you're being racist.
Oh, my bad.
All right, all right.
I like that jacket, by