Name: Bobby Lee's HILARIOUS Plan for Rudy's Graduation
Uploaded: 2025-04-16T18:02:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's HILARIOUS Plan for Rudy's Graduation' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's HILARIOUS Plan for Rudy's Graduation' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-16. Transcript available.

what's been going on i'm graduating this may so if you guys want to come no we
don't want to come
to your graduation i'm going of course we want to go what are we talking of
course we want to
we'll do we wear a suit what do we happen you know what we'll you know we'll
dress like men in black
no just okay no you know what we'll do we'll get the suits from dumb and dumber
oh yeah can we wear those let's pull we we're gonna be bright i want to wear
those i'm gonna
bleach my hair i'm gonna wear funny goggles dude dumb and dumber suits can we
can we look at that
you and me that's a hundred we we have to wear that we're gonna dress up that's
you and me are you
gonna really do that though i'll do it with you yeah let's do it okay it's on
may so i'll get your
ticket on may well so school worked well can i tell you in may yeah may okay so
it's in may yeah and and
and then is there an after party i mean i'm not going unless there's an after
party there's no
you're not throwing a graduate party no you have to throw a party that's how
about boba milk tea you
love that a little boba tea party yeah you know what we'll set it up we'll get
a boba truck boba
truck boba milk party let's do that okay okay that sounds fun look at that that's
what we want to
do we want to party and you got to throw and then three years from now they're
from the sodas they
work at um chipotle that's mean underneath there you just say corn or flour
right underneath i'm off
today i'm off today you're getting back okay you're fine we're gonna hum right
into it so um what are you
going to write on your on your cap you have to write like an inspirational
quote you know that
right right i mean people do that that's like a thing right they write
something inspirational on
their on the top of their hat we're all stories in the end just make it a good
one a canadian yeah
count all of your blessings something your dreams i can't say uh remember your
dreams jimmy buffett said that
a man of many quotes it is five o'clock somewhere i want negative ones though
you know
i mean create chaos like a joker like what a joke what would joker say like
into the joker it is
so in sally eat the rich no yeah eat the rich yeah yeah that's so funny to
write that on your cap
they're gonna frisk her then they're gonna think she's gonna shoot up the
graduation i mean you're
already wearing a long gown what would a what would a korean joker feel like oh
korean joker
a korean joker
where we were at enjoy the kimchi enjoy a kid where we were at he poisoned the
kimchi at graduation you
know what i'm saying when i say we were where yeah what riddler oh where yeah
where we're at
what happened there was a korean there was actually a korean joker yeah he was
uh targeting uh
fentanyl a feminist group oh feminist group so he was an anti anti-feminist no
no no activists
harassed and targeted by anti-feminist groups he kept following us and shouting
we were terrified
we're in south korea yeah that's insane we support the women we really do crazy
did you get
pussy in san francisco no i what happened was this and i did one of my old
school high school tricks
oh oh you want to guess what it is i'll talk about it yeah you show up to the
party there's no party
high on drugs no no no you go in the corner you masturbate you go home no you
go cute you go cute
you go cutesy right so what happened was she came to a show so there's this
girl i met years ago on
instagram pretty very pretty and then she kind of like disappeared from the dms
but then she's like
can i get a ticket because they're sold out right so i get her in i do come up
you know some high
school friends came up then she comes up and then i invited her to dinner with
the gang you know
we go to the dinner and then i kissed that show for some reason 10 dudes
from stage she don't kiss 10 dudes with us i know but i did 10 guys yeah i just
everyone would do it
wow yeah yeah yeah and then she was like how come you don't kiss me so in the
car right she i made her
drive by i go let's just do a kiss right i went like that we kissed like that a
pack it's just a
pack and i go let's do it again right a little stronger pack yeah let's do it
again a little
gregory pack oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah samuel french yeah yeah
you pearl harbor it
right right and then we just made out the whole time in the car whoa how long
is a make out now
in 2025. well here's the deal well here's why i don't get that i don't know
yeah no i don't i
don't know like because if i'm making out with my wife it's because we're gonna
we're hooking up
you're making out as a setup i'm saying how you know i'm making up because
remember i haven't been
jerking off right what are you now you're loaded for a month like 12 days or
whatever pretty good
right not last night yeah you had to all right and then my penis went you know
what i mean yeah yeah
old boy dave woke up oh yeah oh boy oh we need to fight let's go black guy
whatever yeah yeah yeah
and then um and when you you know when you're when you're making out with
somebody it you know your
body it's just biological right yeah right you're just super horny well that's
the that's the that's
and i just you know four pumps and a marshmallow came out yeah it was so thick
it hurt yeah it's like
wood glue coming out of your penis oh wow it hurt so bad and it was just it was
like all it was like
a pancake batter ah yeah yeah like am i and jemima what's going on around here
dude it was like
you know it was like you're right away i know you i know you meant pancake but
you said can cake and
and somehow pancake is thicker than it is i agree yeah yeah i meant to say
pancake pancake batter yeah
yeah yeah pancake batter is the what is pancake so wait a minute a little kissy
session and then
never talk to her again that's it i don't know maybe more well you know um and
this is a message to
everybody you're high huh me yeah why are you giggling at that then because andres
made me laugh okay so
uh may i make a message to the women you may ladies and gentlemen a message for
the women
i'm ready for a relationship he wants to settle down but the dam has to break i
don't know what that means
what i don't know what that means well i'm a poet i know and so just figure out
what that means all
right hemingway let me think yeah the dam has to break means yeah oh that's
right i get it what
is it you want a squirter is that no it's just a part of it yeah yeah no what i'm
saying is is that
i think i used the wrong terminology i think so yeah i think so yeah what your
penis has to break
no no no no no well you do have to break them in like a new pair of shoes yeah
yeah you gotta
break in that wiener no i mean just the um the next person i like and that you
know i mean there's
intimacy and stuff i think i might go for it for long termy really yeah but it's
got to be the one
it's got to be the one yeah you're ready ready yeah because you know um some
people treat me like
i'm still open mic or bob who's that open mic or bob who treats you that you
mean women 30 years ago
what you mean women yeah i don't treat no one they're just always like yeah
like you know i can do better
oh that kind of mentality and i'm like i don't think so i don't think so yeah
you can what you can do
better than the comedian in la it's like the city where leonardo di caprio
lives you can do better
yeah like if you're dating celebrities like you can go way higher he's shooting
today i can tell he came
with a couple loaded he's ready okay oh god chamelais like such a handsome guy
i i understand what you're
saying dude have you ever had chamelais uh uh pancake batter no i would exactly
i would yeah i know i would
too i would i would have it but i want to say let me direct direct you okay um
that's rude yeah and
what i'm saying is is that um leo's one guy right and he wants he looks up with
so many i know but he
wants 25 or younger and supermodel like you that's not my demographic no i'm i'm
the girl that i made out
with last night was 33. that's good yeah do you understand what i'm saying
mature i understand yeah
you understand what i'm saying so it's like you know i'm not it's not the same
pool that we're
fishing from emperor yeah what i'm saying to you is that i've seen your pool as
well okay and i can
expose some stuff i can expose stuff about you as well right i went out with
this guy flew out all
the way to new york oh my god also first of all you're in a pool you're in a
pond let's be very
exactly thank you so much right also but also you flew to new york to go see
somebody that's why you
went to new york i wonder why you left yeah exactly well actually i told you
before wait no you told
me you were going out there but not to see somebody yeah oh yeah that's right i
was and i want to say
like ali wong in her book ali wong in her book right she says she has a book
yeah oh i didn't know that
there's a little paragraph about me oh that's so nice and then when she came to
la i didn't hit
on her i showed her around right i met her places and i go this is where you
eat this is where
the good clubs this and that right yeah i showed them the ropes there's no
sexual intention there
and you know that that's what i'm like all my openers are women and they're all
just friends
so you so what you're doing right now what you're doing is hiding in plain
sight
like predator just like predator yeah yeah just like predator the movie you're
jet setting now
because of the show of course yeah and it's great and i'm proud of you thank
you i do want it can end
pop well let the emperor speak you know i treat you like a peer all of you guys
so maybe maybe better
than a peer yeah like alex costa you know him no clue all right he works for me
what on tiger belly
alex why we go into panagonia yesterday and i'm gonna buy something he goes bob
can i buy some buy me
something okay yeah and i go to the register and i'm bringing things in it's
600 and the thing i bought
was 80. what did he buy this complex winter jacket yeah right you bought it
though yeah you did yeah
yeah i was so livid right and what i'm saying is you guys treat me like that
too like we're peers i want
to say this to you right and it's not a threat it's an order right yeah this is
trump and zelinski
it's i'm zelinski i'm zelinski for sure yeah you attack me first no this is
yeah yeah yeah you're
putin i like that yeah yeah you do yeah you're closer to yeah you're closer to
putin so what i'm
saying to you is that i love you right i love you too but it could end oh wow
the dream could end i'm
aware yeah yeah yeah yeah you too mccone and you too me he's actually been good
he's great