Name: Bobby Lee Meets Dave Blunts
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Meets Dave Blunts' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-20. Transcript available.

dude welcome welcome dude my dog good to see you bro see you dude how are you pete
good to meet
you by the way that usually you say hi to people when you walk in and say yeah
you don't walk in
like you're like during the headlines your boy pete just walked in and he and
he starts like
snooping around this is this your dog is this like one of your closest friends
uh yeah yeah
do you have chinese eyes first of all first of all welcome dave blunts to the
show thank you
dave blunts give a round of applause your rapper you make fantastic make
fantastic music yeah first
rapper on here yeah we had mgk on the show i don't know if you qualify him yeah
yeah i qualify him
for okay very good yeah he makes music in general but you do just rap yeah yeah
but you but you can
blending of genres yeah a blending of genre and we'll say for the audience i
didn't get to see
before he brought his friend pete who's who's who's his boy who's snooping
around yeah hey i i told him
to come in here first to check it out i feel you and you know pete did his job
but usually people
say hello pete didn't do that pete just aimlessly snuck around and pete's your
second guy so you had
another white guy before him yeah that's my manager yeah where did you find
this white uh man he found
me he found you yeah that was pretty easy to do yeah yeah yeah yeah dave so you
found this this guy
found you and this is your this is your new your new manager is he he's with
you every day pretty much
yeah every day you trust this guy i do with my entire life yeah i like to hear
that yeah this is
who this is our manager this is rudy say hello to rude yeah rudy that's our
manager she's a genius
she's a genius she was a head of sony at one point well real yeah yeah oh shit
this is like
it's like an emotion yeah yeah thanks how do you end up here that was good okay
yeah tell them how you
ended up here um because i don't have a visa well she needs a visa yeah she
needs a visa how does that
like with sony wait that isn't she doesn't work for sony she doesn't work for
okay okay he's
around okay my bad but we are we are trying to raise it's his niece we are
trying to raise money to
get her a visa of a five million dollar gold visa from trump we're interested
to know if maybe you
would want to donate some of the proceeds nah man i just got money man i got
real shit bro all right i'm not
in a donate what's your favorite drink uh water man you see i'm glad you guys
got this for me water
no this is my newfound favorite drink recently i know i've been on my health
journey you know okay
not on alcohol or lean anymore you know what i'm saying it's just water for now
are you smoking weed
nah i quit weed when i was like 20. how old are you i'm 24. i was smoking from
the time i was like
nine to 20. nine nine years old wow give us give us your story about how many
calories
this week how many when you're nine yeah you smoke weed at nine bruh i i used
to hang around older
kids so like they were like teenagers and shit so yeah where'd you grow up in iowa
fucking iowa middle of nowhere what like des moines nah it was a town called davenport
davenport iowa wow yeah and you're kicking it with you're kicking it with a
bunch of troublemaking
nine-year-olds that and and somehow someone has an older brother that wants to
smoke weed and you're not
yeah a ragtag misfit group of kids i love you talk to any of these guys anymore
now that you've made it
now that you're on no no no not that i you know like changed up on them we just
grew apart over the
years before now before now yeah so what is your circle very small now uh yeah
it it was pretty big
at one point but you know a bunch of shit happened people change up uh yeah now
it's a pretty small
now yeah tell you on it do you care to share what people what happened in your
what happened in your
circle that did people uh steal from you uh nobody was stealing from me um just
using me pretty much
using me oh man i have a show that i do called bad friends where my partner
uses me very much
you use him yeah he does i'm a user how he's a user baby in what ways do you
use him well he does
all the business that's right and i just show up that's right okay would you
fire me if that was
the case uh well that's your is he good at what he does very and you're good at
what you do not
really the best okay well then man it's a give and take it is 100 i love you
dude yeah you're a
positive guy dude is there anything that i cannot say you can see whatever you
want okay i just want to
make sure i have a fucking gun load yeah okay he wants he he doesn't have a gun
in the building you
know i don't make sure there's no all right cool no but it is funny because i've
seen a clip
with him with a gun before oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i just want to make sure
that there's no
you can say anything you want now go you but he doesn't have a gun though i don't
have a gun
all right he does not have a gun i have a little tiny yellow gun oh that's okay
okay yeah yeah
what do you want to say that you can't that you think i just want to make sure
i just before i get to
going crazy you know what i'm saying and go yeah yeah i mean what i mean you i
don't i've seen some
of your work you don't say crazy things i i say pretty crazy yeah he does in my
music yeah yeah
ah man thank you thanks rude oh shit uh hard r n-word uh but that's you what
you you're black yeah yeah
but they still have a problem with on twitter oh they do have a problem on
twitter that's elon huh
elon doesn't want you saying the n-word i don't like twitter man twitter is
just like
fuck twitter man fuck twitter i don't like twitter well you can say the n-word
on here go ahead and
say it a bunch if you feel like it right now okay thank you uh i don't really
want to say that i'm
putting on the spot okay i appreciate that though yeah say whatever you want
but i i'll you know if
i feel like saying at one point then i will but put on the spot right now it's
like three white guys
looking at me yeah i'm cool right now also that's definitely not three white
guys that's a mexican guy on the
left the spanish guy on the right and a vagrant a vagrant a homeless man what
is a vague okay
i don't i don't offend you may i say something it's just an observation go go
ahead and say something
man this reminds me of remembering the dark knight dark knight yeah the movie
the dark that guy that
was in prison right and he exploded look at the cell phone right there where in
his belly
yeah it was sticking out you know what i mean that brought you back to the dark
knight yeah yeah yeah
that that situation remember oh he ate the cell phone yeah yeah that's stupid
so dumb boy i sure have some bad observation yeah you do yeah yeah yeah you do
all right i'm sorry
it was not funny no no it was funny every time he makes he makes a shot at you
you have to take one
back yeah take one back go get him and i got another one for you i don't know
man i i uh you're a good
guy man you're my favorite movie ever what is it pineapple express oh wow i can't
you you had the
scene where you were in the van yeah yeah yeah i can't is that bobby lee right
yeah i can't rewind
to like three times yeah i can't now you feel bad yeah yeah right there okay so
that's me and ken
jung yeah yeah yeah yeah in pineapple express how can i ask you in that movie
would you like more the
express or the pineapple probably the pineapple pineapple for sure for sure
pineapple for sure
you haven't seen the movie have you i don't i have no idea what it is okay yeah
yeah no that's
it's not we had a whole storyline and they cut the storyline out we really did
it's on the isn't
in like the the dvd yeah yeah yeah yeah so dave's even seen that that's how
much he loves and respects
you and here you are yeah shitting on him saying he eats so you know i used to
watch mad tv as a kid
wow you did remember yes i told i said what you said he was eating a cell phone
no i just were it
the visual remind me of the movie cell phones i don't eat cell phones man tell
him that you don't
need cell phone i don't need can i guess go ahead and guess waffles you like waffles
blueberry waffles
yeah i'm a blue waffle chicken fried chicken all right everybody that's right i
love it too i hit it last
night what else you you do i like the game i like this game what do you what do
you think he eats
uh probably chipotle no i've never had chipotle that's you're not good at this
game never had
chipotle no yeah yeah that is shocking to me i've never met someone that hasn't
had chipotle in my
life do you like tacos or no not really no collard greens yeah yeah see he's
pretty good at this
game yeah or not okay what else go ahead bob take it away why are you coming
this barbecue
why is he covering his face because because we'll put another image yeah we'll
put another image
here because i feel like what i'm saying is bad okay okay yeah what would i eat
go ahead this is
your shot um rice it hurts but i love it now now we're on the same playing
field okay what else yeah
yeah yeah yeah come on come on get it get it get deep um um that's right okay
yeah yeah yeah yeah
what else baby come on um i don't want to say the obvious ones say it like cats
and all types
you know what i'm saying you should commit to that though say it yeah yeah yeah
all right
fuck it uh uh feline cats yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah at night he turns into
one at midnight yeah i do
yeah this is funny if you say fucked up shit in your on your like in your raps
and on youtube
but you're a very reserved calm sweet guy in life you don't have that uh i only
use it when i need to
you know i don't really feel like i don't see bobby lee as a threat no right
you know i'm saying i don't
feel offended about anything you're saying you like me yeah i'm a fan i'm a big
fan dude i love you
right now dude i'm i'm a fan for i'm fanned out right now oh wow wow that's
great yeah so um what
kind of size mattress is what what type of size mattress are you sleeping on
bobby i feel like you
sleep on a twin grip for about yeah yeah you know honestly that was rude
honestly i want to be honest
with you well we're not gonna cut it out why because you asked a real question
yeah and what i want
to say to you that is this you sleep on a twin mattress that's very good see
what i mean he's
opening up well it's actually like okay i feel like you have like a like a car
bed or some
shit he has like a very like like kiddish type bed yeah there we go you know
you come in here and
i'm being a child and i'm like i'm gonna just state the obvious you have child
like he is a talented
young man yes sir he's extremely likable i could see you on a sitcom me too
yeah you want to act
uh yeah at some point let's do a scene all right the title of sitcom way
different strokes
way different strokes okay or it might have a stroke yeah you might have why
why does it have
okay go ahead yeah yeah uh but let's have your character name for the show that's
sheila
yeah yeah uh that's marmaduke okay i'm marmaduke that's marmaduke hello hello
and what racist name
are you guys gonna give me jerome i'm uncle bub okay you can name yourself and
you name yourself
jerome okay that's good i'll take it man all right all right i'm uncle bub that's
marmaduke and that's
sheila mm-hmm all right jerome hey you want to have breakfast you want to sit
down and have breakfast
with us well i don't know if i really want to have breakfast today i'm already
let me stop you right
there yeah i can't i got a name like jerome i have to be i like it that's a
great choice it's a little
too steve harvey for me no no stop stop stop the process hi jerome what you
have for breakfast
well i already had me some grits before i came downstairs so i'll just i don't
really know
if i'm too hungry today i made you some breakfast wow thank you i appreciate
that very much but like
i said before i already had me some it's grape flavored ozimpec hey uncle bub
here kids get your
stuff we can finally get out of get out of these housing projects we gotta go
hold on this communist
bastard just after me some fucking don't call me communist uncle jerome i'm
from cleveland
i think it's i think it's what sally that she that's sheila sheila you don't
see nothing
jerome do you want blueberry waffles very good very good very good very good
sheila
i can't finish mine how many did you make sheila i made 10. you made 10 waffles
how many did you eat
one all right nine for you what so you want to make 30 more all right marmaduke
i'm i'm in a mood are you are in a real mood i'm sorry there jerome well listen
i want you kids to
work this out when i go to work okay bye dad dad say bye to dad all right pops
i'll see you later
bye-bye pops i love you the most jamal you know that thank you but my name is
jerome well
in this house you're jamal yeah all right your own house you can call yourself
whatever you want
just leave i love you we're gonna get ready for school bye dad i love you you
motherfucker and then
when he leaves i change to my real voice there it is yeah i'm not going for
none of that no more
yeah well i'm tired of using your fat as a blanket
i'm tired of you peeing in mason jars and hiding in your bedroom it stinks up
there yeah you know what
jerome i love you you and then the credits go down credit yeah wow tb continued
call abc
yeah there's a show somewhere we can get that sony call your friends at sony
there's a show somewhere
dave what's the deal are you on tour i'm getting ready to go on tour you are
yes and i'm going i'm
going to it's going to be the best tour ever who opens for you on tour we're
still setting all that
shit up but yeah i'm going on tour april 12th it begins april 12th yeah inglewood
you start here in
inglewood california no no i started in phoenix i believe phoenix there we go dallas
wow so um
could we come to it do we get comped or backstage all that stuff hell yeah yeah
hell yeah uh see you
want to come to the santa anna show yeah santa anna we should do that in may
yeah let's go to the
santa anna show dude hell yeah that'll be fun which it's a consolation room

Bobby Lee Meets Dave Blunts

dude welcome welcome dude my dog good to see you bro see you dude how are you pete
good to meet
you by the way that usually you say hi to people when you walk in and say yeah
you don't walk in
like you're like during the headlines your boy pete just walked in and he and
he starts like
snooping around this is this your dog is this like one of your closest friends
uh yeah yeah
do you have chinese eyes first of all first of all welcome dave blunts to the
show thank you
dave blunts give a round of applause your rapper you make fantastic make
fantastic music yeah first
rapper on here yeah we had mgk on the show i don't know if you qualify him yeah
yeah i qualify him
for okay very good yeah he makes music in general but you do just rap yeah yeah
but you but you can
blending of genres yeah a blending of genre and we'll say for the audience i
didn't get to see
before he brought his friend pete who's who's who's his boy who's snooping
around yeah hey i i told him
to come in here first to check it out i feel you and you know pete did his job
but usually people
say hello pete didn't do that pete just aimlessly snuck around and pete's your
second guy so you had
another white guy before him yeah that's my manager yeah where did you find
this white uh man he found
me he found you yeah that was pretty easy to do yeah yeah yeah yeah dave so you
found this this guy
found you and this is your this is your new your new manager is he he's with
you every day pretty much
yeah every day you trust this guy i do with my entire life yeah i like to hear
that yeah this is
who this is our manager this is rudy say hello to rude yeah rudy that's our
manager she's a genius
she's a genius she was a head of sony at one point well real yeah yeah oh shit
this is like
it's like an emotion yeah yeah thanks how do you end up here that was good okay
yeah tell them how you
ended up here um because i don't have a visa well she needs a visa yeah she
needs a visa how does that
like with sony wait that isn't she doesn't work for sony she doesn't work for
okay okay he's
around okay my bad but we are we are trying to raise it's his niece we are
trying to raise money to
get her a visa of a five million dollar gold visa from trump we're interested
to know if maybe you
would want to donate some of the proceeds nah man i just got money man i got
real shit bro all right i'm not
in a donate what's your favorite drink uh water man you see i'm glad you guys
got this for me water
no this is my newfound favorite drink recently i know i've been on my health
journey you know okay
not on alcohol or lean anymore you know what i'm saying it's just water for now
are you smoking weed
nah i quit weed when i was like 20. how old are you i'm 24. i was smoking from
the time i was like
nine to 20. nine nine years old wow give us give us your story about how many
calories
this week how many when you're nine yeah you smoke weed at nine bruh i i used
to hang around older
kids so like they were like teenagers and shit so yeah where'd you grow up in iowa
fucking iowa middle of nowhere what like des moines nah it was a town called davenport
davenport iowa wow yeah and you're kicking it with you're kicking it with a
bunch of troublemaking
nine-year-olds that and and somehow someone has an older brother that wants to
smoke weed and you're not
yeah a ragtag misfit group of kids i love you talk to any of these guys anymore
now that you've made it
now that you're on no no no not that i you know like changed up on them we just
grew apart over the
years before now before now yeah so what is your circle very small now uh yeah
it it was pretty big
at one point but you know a bunch of shit happened people change up uh yeah now
it's a pretty small
now yeah tell you on it do you care to share what people what happened in your
what happened in your
circle that did people uh steal from you uh nobody was stealing from me um just
using me pretty much
using me oh man i have a show that i do called bad friends where my partner
uses me very much
you use him yeah he does i'm a user how he's a user baby in what ways do you
use him well he does
all the business that's right and i just show up that's right okay would you
fire me if that was
the case uh well that's your is he good at what he does very and you're good at
what you do not
really the best okay well then man it's a give and take it is 100 i love you
dude yeah you're a
positive guy dude is there anything that i cannot say you can see whatever you
want okay i just want to
make sure i have a fucking gun load yeah okay he wants he he doesn't have a gun
in the building you
know i don't make sure there's no all right cool no but it is funny because i've
seen a clip
with him with a gun before oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i just want to make sure
that there's no
you can say anything you want now go you but he doesn't have a gun though i don't
have a gun
all right he does not have a gun i have a little tiny yellow gun oh that's okay
okay yeah yeah
what do you want to say that you can't that you think i just want to make sure
i just before i get to
going crazy you know what i'm saying and go yeah yeah i mean what i mean you i
don't i've seen some
of your work you don't say crazy things i i say pretty crazy yeah he does in my
music yeah yeah
ah man thank you thanks rude oh shit uh hard r n-word uh but that's you what
you you're black yeah yeah
but they still have a problem with on twitter oh they do have a problem on
twitter that's elon huh
elon doesn't want you saying the n-word i don't like twitter man twitter is
just like
fuck twitter man fuck twitter i don't like twitter well you can say the n-word
on here go ahead and
say it a bunch if you feel like it right now okay thank you uh i don't really
want to say that i'm
putting on the spot okay i appreciate that though yeah say whatever you want
but i i'll you know if
i feel like saying at one point then i will but put on the spot right now it's
like three white guys
looking at me yeah i'm cool right now also that's definitely not three white
guys that's a mexican guy on the
left the spanish guy on the right and a vagrant a vagrant a homeless man what
is a vague okay
i don't i don't offend you may i say something it's just an observation go go
ahead and say something
man this reminds me of remembering the dark knight dark knight yeah the movie
the dark that guy that
was in prison right and he exploded look at the cell phone right there where in
his belly
yeah it was sticking out you know what i mean that brought you back to the dark
knight yeah yeah yeah
that that situation remember oh he ate the cell phone yeah yeah that's stupid
so dumb boy i sure have some bad observation yeah you do yeah yeah yeah you do
all right i'm sorry
it was not funny no no it was funny every time he makes he makes a shot at you
you have to take one
back yeah take one back go get him and i got another one for you i don't know
man i i uh you're a good
guy man you're my favorite movie ever what is it pineapple express oh wow i can't
you you had the
scene where you were in the van yeah yeah yeah i can't is that bobby lee right
yeah i can't rewind
to like three times yeah i can't now you feel bad yeah yeah right there okay so
that's me and ken
jung yeah yeah yeah yeah in pineapple express how can i ask you in that movie
would you like more the
express or the pineapple probably the pineapple pineapple for sure for sure
pineapple for sure
you haven't seen the movie have you i don't i have no idea what it is okay yeah
yeah no that's
it's not we had a whole storyline and they cut the storyline out we really did
it's on the isn't
in like the the dvd yeah yeah yeah yeah so dave's even seen that that's how
much he loves and respects
you and here you are yeah shitting on him saying he eats so you know i used to
watch mad tv as a kid
wow you did remember yes i told i said what you said he was eating a cell phone
no i just were it
the visual remind me of the movie cell phones i don't eat cell phones man tell
him that you don't
need cell phone i don't need can i guess go ahead and guess waffles you like waffles
blueberry waffles
yeah i'm a blue waffle chicken fried chicken all right everybody that's right i
love it too i hit it last
night what else you you do i like the game i like this game what do you what do
you think he eats
uh probably chipotle no i've never had chipotle that's you're not good at this
game never had
chipotle no yeah yeah that is shocking to me i've never met someone that hasn't
had chipotle in my
life do you like tacos or no not really no collard greens yeah yeah see he's
pretty good at this
game yeah or not okay what else go ahead bob take it away why are you coming
this barbecue
why is he covering his face because because we'll put another image yeah we'll
put another image
here because i feel like what i'm saying is bad okay okay yeah what would i eat
go ahead this is
your shot um rice it hurts but i love it now now we're on the same playing
field okay what else yeah
yeah yeah yeah come on come on get it get it get deep um um that's right okay
yeah yeah yeah yeah
what else baby come on um i don't want to say the obvious ones say it like cats
and all types
you know what i'm saying you should commit to that though say it yeah yeah yeah
all right
fuck it uh uh feline cats yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah at night he turns into
one at midnight yeah i do
yeah this is funny if you say fucked up shit in your on your like in your raps
and on youtube
but you're a very reserved calm sweet guy in life you don't have that uh i only
use it when i need to
you know i don't really feel like i don't see bobby lee as a threat no right
you know i'm saying i don't
feel offended about anything you're saying you like me yeah i'm a fan i'm a big
fan dude i love you
right now dude i'm i'm a fan for i'm fanned out right now oh wow wow that's
great yeah so um what
kind of size mattress is what what type of size mattress are you sleeping on
bobby i feel like you
sleep on a twin grip for about yeah yeah you know honestly that was rude
honestly i want to be honest
with you well we're not gonna cut it out why because you asked a real question
yeah and what i want
to say to you that is this you sleep on a twin mattress that's very good see
what i mean he's
opening up well it's actually like okay i feel like you have like a like a car
bed or some
shit he has like a very like like kiddish type bed yeah there we go you know
you come in here and
i'm being a child and i'm like i'm gonna just state the obvious you have child
like he is a talented
young man yes sir he's extremely likable i could see you on a sitcom me too
yeah you want to act
uh yeah at some point let's do a scene all right the title of sitcom way
different strokes
way different strokes okay or it might have a stroke yeah you might have why
why does it have
okay go ahead yeah yeah uh but let's have your character name for the show that's
sheila
yeah yeah uh that's marmaduke okay i'm marmaduke that's marmaduke hello hello
and what racist name
are you guys gonna give me jerome i'm uncle bub okay you can name yourself and
you name yourself
jerome okay that's good i'll take it man all right all right i'm uncle bub that's
marmaduke and that's
sheila mm-hmm all right jerome hey you want to have breakfast you want to sit
down and have breakfast
with us well i don't know if i really want to have breakfast today i'm already
let me stop you right
there yeah i can't i got a name like jerome i have to be i like it that's a
great choice it's a little
too steve harvey for me no no stop stop stop the process hi jerome what you
have for breakfast
well i already had me some grits before i came downstairs so i'll just i don't
really know
if i'm too hungry today i made you some breakfast wow thank you i appreciate
that very much but like
i said before i already had me some it's grape flavored ozimpec hey uncle bub
here kids get your
stuff we can finally get out of get out 