Name: Rudy is GHOSTING Us???
Uploaded: 2025-04-24T17:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy is GHOSTING Us???' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy is GHOSTING Us???' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-24. Transcript available.

you texted me today and you said are you mad at me never yeah you do you get
angry and you know
what i've never been mad at you do you have dollywood do you cancel sessions
that are important
to us yeah i know that's what i'm talking about it's an inner lingering no no
slow burn of anger
hi rudy jewel look what we got for you a normal chair rudy rudy rudy yeah i
haven't seen you since
last year do you miss me i missed you but you're going over to tiger belly you're
doing that all
the time and you're really breaking my heart a little bit no because no no no
no we embraced
you not just tiger belly oh yeah she's trash tuesday baby where the money is so
here's the problem
and the followings and the glamour and the glitz we gave you your start nothing
she dropped us dude well you know what we are we're we are the the guy that
exactly
i don't even know she got famous exactly and she drops us no she got famous you
know that the first
guy that you i'll even do one you better dude yeah give it right we're the hot
guy right that
she dated i disagree with the first part but just hear my point the medium guy
we're the medium guy
but then she got blew up and went uglier oh yeah that's what i meant that's
what i meant interesting
yeah yeah like i'm gonna go just i'm gonna go down i'm gonna go downtown what's
been going on jules
i've just been dissecting animals god bless god bless um rats and earthworms
and um
the crickets how are you dissecting earthworms they're so small you're using
the tiniest little
knife yeah and it's really fun especially with the rats you love dissecting
rats she went
too ugly and also just ghosted yeah the hot guy well as soon as as soon as here's
what really
happened but tell me the science behind it as soon as she left this show and
you and kalilah broke up
and she started to get away from our show yeah that's when she was like i don't
need to talk to
tito andrea ever again and she that seems to be the truth it's the truth that
seems to be the reality
and that's okay did i did i show you nothing but love for four years pure love
it's the kind of love
it's the kind of love mother teresa gave same to the pores exact same yeah yeah
it's that kind of
unhinged no undying undying love that's what i meant anyway ladies and
gentlemen
rudy julian back rudy giuliani is back in the studio are you happy to be back i'm
happy who of
the people here are you happiest to see let's go in order happiest to least
happy to see go ahead
versus you thank you andres yes carlos awesome macon love that and bobby's
separate you're
separate it doesn't count because she sees you all the time we see she sees you
all the time i'm not
even on the list what you're i cannot believe let me ask you lady you see her
every day there
was a fire long ago right yeah right was there not a fire long ago right the
great chicago people
no the great la fire oh the lovely people are running you know what i mean yeah
right right
right i get a call can you harbor and take care of little jul little jewels
yeah and the dogs
and i said kindly my heart is out to you my heart goes out and you know what
happens to that heart
they pee on it they piss on your heart yeah you piss you squat on his chest in
the yellowest
pee you've ever seen wow yeah jimmy o yang yellow wow yeah that's the most
yellow you can get right
very bright that is a bright star yeah well i'll say this i'm glad that you're
back i love that you
put mccone last he is the least important of the crew although he did have a
fun time at my special
and then he went and jumped in the uh what'd you do you jumped in the lake yeah
at a polar plunge he did
a polar plunge and all they all the proceeds went to show the proceeds went it
was for special olympics
so here's what they do all the money they collected they rounded up all of
these strong
people to throw handicapped people into the lake handicapped people yeah people
with down syndrome
they threw them in the lake that guy doesn't have down syndrome he does well he
does after he gets
out of that lake oh yeah yeah i mean shape down syndrome but i don't think he
has down syndrome
shape yeah yeah yeah so what the money i donated to you went to where i hope it
didn't go to you
and how much did i donate none exactly i don't believe in it you didn't give
him any money i don't
believe in the cause it's for special olympics
go ahead it is it was all for special olympics i said that in the text that's
why i gave i thought
he was doing a joke like you were in the special i don't read it well i know
you didn't read it i
just heard i just read special olympics he's trying to make fun of me like you're
in the special he's
attacking me so i didn't read the whole thing yeah don't put that in there next
time but you don't
get anything but um whoa i am happy that that money went to there so you jumped
in the river
i told you not to jump in the lake i could have just given you the money no it's
fine was it cold
12 degrees outside how cold was the water water was 33 degrees love it and how
long did you stay
in for no chance you lasted no i was under and we out immediately you went head
underneath that's smart
that's good it's deep enough to where you kind of have to have you ever done a
polar plunge have you
ever jumped in a freezing cold lake or body of water no only go naked no i was
just wearing short
shorts all the special olympics kids were naked for sure there's no doubt they
can't keep the clothes
i mean i'm tired i haven't slept but let me say something time out you're tired
it's 7 p.m we did
this we moved this shoot till night time you got back from san francisco at 9 a.m
what'd you do today
okay so what'd you all weekend i did not sleep at all you were doing shows i
know did not sleep how
i just could it was so cold and the heat was too heat i don't like that when
the heat's too heat
you know what i mean what is your perfect optimal room temperature in a hotel
probably a 70. you know
you can set that right on the thing i know what happens is it's so cold through
the window oh it
combines and there's a horrific oh it's like when the atlantic and the pacific
top meet it's like no
i'm more like an angel and the demon oh and they're dancing in the air i mean
and i don't really like
that dancing in the air you know now did you have did you have a hotel with a
bathtub
because i had a combo combo you you see at the hotel zoe the zoe the zoe yeah
that's not zoe i don't
know yeah yeah yeah i did that last time i didn't this time but it's a combo
tub shower it's i don't
like it but you know what i do like and it's polite okay sometimes it's a combo
shower bath but if you want
to take a shower you have to actually go in the tub and do the shower and then
you get wet out but you
know what this clever has a little window oh you put your arm through you are
put your arm through
you open it i remember that you remember that yeah that's right it's a clever
little zozo smart i like
it i don't like the shower tubs because i feel like i'm gonna slip and that is
exactly how i die
i'm already prone to slipping in bathrooms and hitting my head on well we've
heard the story i know
i don't need to do it and they have earthquakes up there imagine i imagine
imagine it happened to me
twice but but i hadn't been in back to cobs that was the that was the last time
i was there when is
when ken jung attacked me in the green room how long ago is this like 15 years
ago so i pointed to all
my openers this is where it happened and i positioned the chairs he turned
around like this how nice is
cobs i honestly and then i did after that i did a myspace corporate show with
al madrigal wow ian edwards
natasha leggero it's it's ask everyone that works there when i got off stage i
started to cry i bombed
so bad and then i went into the kitchen well myspace isn't even around anymore
is it that's how long
ago it was and i got on my hands and knees and i vowed to the gods i'll never
play her again i've
always had bad luck there at cobs or yeah so i haven't been there for like 15
years myspace is still
active it's still active yeah i wonder what my page looks like go to bobby lee
on myspace let's
see what that looks like i don't think i there's no way they gotta get guys i
got rid of it they
got rid of it it's gone joe hinge profile picture joe hinge profile p you never
had myspace did you
i had my aunt made it for me but i just didn't know what to do they didn't have
internet back then
so they had to physically make it they physically make a space for you know
this is my on it it's my
space yeah yeah and she sits in a little hole they just go around all day yeah
around subwoo going
that's my space that's my space yeah yeah and then do you draw your friends
right your top 10 you draw
the face on the walls on the wall yeah yeah walls with fire it's really good
yeah with fire yeah so
it's cool tell me what's been going on in your life jewels i am interested to
know well by the
way look at this look at this look hold on look at my finger what's going on
with you it's been
doing this look at him oh my god he has that disease parkinson give me back
that polar plunge money
he has that disease parkinson give me back that disease parkinson give me back
that disease parkinson give me back to him