Name: Steak Dinner at the Club?? 😭
Uploaded: 2025-05-07T16:15:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steak Dinner at the Club?? 😭' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steak Dinner at the Club?? 😭' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-07. Transcript available.

Yaxi Yabor is my friend he's from Israel and he's dead oh man I'm just improvising
yeah no
that's not a bad thing that has nothing to do with the conflict no Yaxi Yabor
you are
like your funny hat Yaxi Yabor where have you been you're gone for a while you
don't answer
your phone yeah Yaxi Yabor I love the sand in your eyes Yaxi Yabor I like your
green card
got denied Yaxi Yabor I Yaxi Yabor where are your arms now Yaxi Yabor I Yaxi Yabor
the yard bone is gone
he's eating yard bones dude I don't know dude no I like I was you know I mean I'm
in the cosmic
creative space you're up here yeah yeah it's beyond first word that comes to
your mind go
mindset yeah are you a chicken yay that's good a chicken yeah yeah let's go
science though you
molecules yeah yeah yeah yeah math go Da Vinci's code yeah yeah yeah yeah all
right we got we're on it
dude shock me dude shock you with something shock me with something what do you
mean give me another
one yeah bloody no no no I don't want to hear about Carlos's exam yeah anyway Yaxi
I went to the doctor
he said I have to stay away from people like Carlos that's literally what the
doctor said yeah he said
a big fan of the show watch the podcast stay away from Carlos because he hasn't
had a tetanus shot
in years yes you're up yeah I haven't been tested in a while too let's get in
there bud I went to a
let's get in there bud I went to the Sherman Oaks um Spearmint Rhino last night
at like one in the
morning I was so lonely I was sitting I was watching and you know how I keep
watching great British break
bake-off so good so I was season eight again right and I'm like I know who gets
you know every episode
I know who gets the you know I mean the the star baker I know who gets you know
I mean the handshake
let go I know who gets the handshake yeah I was sitting there in my penis is
out at great British
bake-off no no well I was watching it I was just naked yeah yeah yeah and I'm
sitting there slumped
over watching it and going yeah I'm going you got to go yeah so I went to and
went in there and there
was only four people working yep it's almost as if it was not even open was it
a 4 p.m when you went
no it was one in the morning I said you don't listen to you guys I've been at 4
p.m before I can't tell
you why why why what are you doing at 4 p.m on a strip club about 20 years ago
there was a group of
comics male comics mm-hmm that would go on lunch runs oh yeah lunch runs to the
trip yeah yeah yeah
and we would go on lunch runs they got good wings good wings yeah I love the
prime rib mm-hmm yeah
I mean when they're naked up there and you're eating prime rib dude oh my god
there is nothing
better yeah seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes yeah with a little
bit of filet a little
little filet on the side yeah but last night I went and I literally was like I
just left how much
money do you spend when you I I think I got like 200 dollars worth of bills and
I was just kind of
not even look at the women I was just kind of throwing it on stage yeah looking
around my
environment and going oh this is not good not good yeah so I got back in the
car and what you got in
20s you're just throwing 20s or singles why do you why you do you know you
think I'm cheap no big
bills I know I do but I do a lot of singles oh you do singles I'll do like 40
dollars of singles
in one dancer just give them 20s at some point then yeah but I want them to
know that there's more
common mm-hmm if you throw out a 20 and then that's what they do you're like oh
there's you can't go
past that so if you go 12 right and then you look at them go
they go then they go what in there with their eyes right and I go you want more
right a little
more and they go I do want more right yeah right and then they do it and I go
there's two more right
and then they put their head behind their head like that right right and then
they you know I mean
what is that guess what this is I call it the elevator yeah it's like a clit it's
a clit pressing
eight on an elevator take it up to eight yeah yeah I go take it up to eight and
he go eight right and
then I pretend I'm going up I always do I always pretend I'm going up right
bring and then the door
opens I go oh wrong floor press it again oh they press 12 right right I go back
up you know I mean so
it's like you know that kind of thing do you get there ever to your floor no I
never do you never get to
your floor what's a large building it's a big building all building dude it's
three thousand
stories up whoa yeah yeah and I've never got to like a thousand no you can't
you can oh you
can one will okay one will I bring change when I go to the strip club really
you throw pennies up
there no quarters oh yeah that's very generous of you quarters yeah yeah well
think about it
you're throwing a dollar it's only four quarters that's true I throw 50
quarters up there I look
like a king that's true but they have to pick it up yeah yeah you gotta get you
gotta work
sometimes you know hard to pick up on a stage they get the sweeper out you ever
seen a little
sweeper yeah little mexican you went I went to I went we went to bandon dunes
with a bunch of
buddies to go on the golf trip and I went to this look at the watch how wild
this is go to
bachelor's in no no right type in bachelor's in coos bay c-o-o-s coos bay look
at this
fucking joint look at the park and look at the photos outside just get the
outside of it just look at the
outside of it wow wow you see that there's a strip club or they're making like
lamp fixtures they
do in a factory look at that photo you never know look at that you think
somebody's ever been murdered
there exactly do you remember the dark night do you remember the dark night
this was my dark night
that was your dark night yeah that was one of my darkest nights you know
sometimes there was like
different you remember the joker bane was there by the way oh he was oh he was
there yeah yeah yeah but he's back to a private room I'd like to see your
yeah yeah I would I could bring my green hat
as the riddler you got you gotta bring you know when they bring me like you
know coffee I make a
little question mark oh yeah to let them know I do put foam in there I'll make
a question mark
oh the riddler oh yeah the riddler riddle me this a better man yeah but it's a
it's a um
it's a dead industry what do you think I know dude I think it's alive and well
I hate going to them
it's always with a group of guys and someone goes let's go yeah and then I go
and I fucking hate it
the whole time I stay by the bar I'm not interested I don't like that thing it's
uncomfortable
it's uncomfortable I don't like it I like it speaking of which I watched a Nora
oh yeah so you called me so I get a call from Andrew late at night yeah it was
like I called
you around midnight yeah and usually when that happens it's an emergency yeah
right okay like I
can't make something yeah I got sick or I got dizzy and I hit my head on the
toilet
yeah something like that and he goes hey guy have you seen a Nora and I go no I
haven't quite gotten
to it he goes I'm halfway through it don't like it I'm pissed I was yeah he
didn't like it it's a two
an hour 20 minute movie it's two that's not that long dude it's not a this isn't
like a murder mystery
it's not like a fucking drama it's a long-winded story about a girl who gets
taken advantage of it's
fuck I couldn't do I heard it's I heard it's like um pretty woman pretty woman
was such a good fuck
that's a great but is it the same premise of a pretty woman in in a new age
sense yeah we love that old
story yeah but there's no gear this kid isn't gear oh this kid isn't gear oh my
god look at that
okay scenario who was the woman in pretty woman Juliana Roberts yeah right Rudy
Juliana Roberts no
no Julia Roberts Julia Roberts yeah and Richard Gere you got what I said but I
said it weird and you
got what I said I know it moved on that's how we do it okay Julia Roberts
Richard Gere come on man
these are these are like I call him Richard Garry Richard Gere that was a good
movie Jason
I couldn't oh yeah classic I couldn't do this it just was too long it was sad
okay she shows she
shows she gets they're having sex in this movie no less than 20 times but you
can't jerk off because
it's sad it's sad sex it's sad well no the whole movie's sad but is it sad sex
no some of it's fun
well then good you can't jerk off I guess she she gets naked in it a dozen
times really I mean at
it's a dozen wow I can't watch it they got the Oscar they did they got enough
she got an Oscar for it but
so um you didn't like it did you I liked it but I am on the minority here I
hate you dude also bad taste
in film Jaime Garcia you know the guy that's on my other one yeah hey bro it's
a good movie I he
literally thought it was a good movie look a lot of people liked it is it
simple because you and I are
sophisticated it's it's you and I are Siskel Ebert in the future thank you baby
yeah wait we do triple
thumbs triple yeah and toes up I don't know what I did what did you like about
it then
I think the world was so vivid that he was able to oh my god see what I mean
put a cream screen in
the back you can make anything right vivid yeah I could put vivid ships in the
background like I
it was very real like it's a world that I don't know yeah some movies are real
have you ever seen
fucking American Beauty dude beautiful beautiful movie and real you ever seen
American gangster real
American paper anything American any everything American American pie American
graffiti real American
graffiti American anora America okay that's not what it's not what it's called
buddy yeah
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!