Name: Bobby Lee HATES This Movie!
Uploaded: 2025-05-08T16:35:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee HATES This Movie!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee HATES This Movie!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-08. Transcript available.

Like, I've never seen, I swear to God, I bought it.
Broback Bonk Mountain.
What? That's such a lie.
I swear, I've never seen Broback Mountain, I swear to God.
Ang Lee, it's so good.
I know, I know it's good.
I just haven't, have you seen it?
I haven't gotten around to it.
I actually have not seen it.
Better than that witchery.
Shut the f*** up, Andrea.
You don't even know how to speak English.
Shut up, dude.
Beep, beep, beep.
That's not a sentence.
Gotta take away your green card.
Get the f*** out of here.
Get out of my country, man.
Here's another one, La La Land, I've never seen.
I didn't see that either, but I-
See, that's what I'm saying, you and I-
Well, you know I wasn't gonna see that.
Yeah, but why can't we?
It's good, I heard.
I don't like, I don't like musicals.
Dude, you don't even wanna get-
We've talked about this before.
You don't wanna get me started.
I don't like musicals.
Yeah.
I just can't do it.
Can I say something about Grease?
As a minority, this is minority talk.
Give it to me.
It freaks me out.
That there-
When white people do gibberish.
Give you an example.
Please.
I'm a kid in the theaters.
Saw it in the 70s or whatever.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Sitting with all my kids, friends, right?
Look at them.
Right?
It's the last song.
We go together like-
Give me anything.
Once a day, I ran out of theater.
It's fucking speaking of tons.
It's devil worship.
What are you doing, dude?
I don't like it.
It's the way you talk normally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what you're doing.
You do jibber-jabber.
You do jibber-jabber fucking white shit, dude.
I don't like it.
Yeah.
I agree, because it does come from some weird place.
And no one's that happy.
No one's that happy.
You're happy?
No.
Everyone.
No one's that happy.
Yeah.
No black people?
Well, that's why they're so happy.
All right.
That's good.
But my point is, okay, so I've talked about this before, but-
This is Jersey, baby.
Yeah.
Where is this supposed to take place again?
Where is Greece supposed to take place?
Yeah, where is it?
That's actually-
Oh, what do I mean?
Don't they race in the Los Angeles aqueduct?
Aren't they in the LA aqueduct at some point in that movie?
Set in Rydell High School in Los Angeles.
Right.
Because they go into the LA River.
What part-
This got-
What part-
It's a car race.
Is this Malibu?
Like, there's no black minorities?
Not a single Mexican?
Yeah, not one Mexican in the movie is true.
LA.
LA, dude.
That's supposed to be-
That's right.
That's insane.
You got a race for-
You got a race for my girl, Sandy D.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
But there's a scene in it.
I've talked about this before, but maybe we're not on Bad Friends, but it's
something
that I need to-
You probably won't catch it.
Give it to me.
I'm sitting there again.
Before the-
Before all the gibberish?
I'm watching it, right?
Yeah.
And there's the famous sleepover scene with the pink ladies.
Pink ladies.
You remember?
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
And one of the girls goes, this is my boyfriend, you know what I mean?
Doing this.
This is my boyfriend doing this.
And then she goes, this is my boyfriend in Korea?
Mm-hmm.
And they go, ooh, you're dating a Korean?
And she goes, no, silly.
He's in the Marines.
Yeah.
I'm watching that as a kid.
I'm like, fuck this.
Fuck this shit.
What is this shit, dude?
That's the most racist thing.
Show me that scene.
Maybe I exaggerated in my mind, because I think I did look it up.
It's not that bad.
But, you know what I mean?
It's something like that.
But it sounds like that.
To me, it sounded like that.
And I remember the kids looking at me like, yeah, we're disgusting.
No one wants to date us.
I'm on the same page, because the men in redheaded film, always bad.
The women.
Lucille Ball, phenomenal.
A queen.
You know what I mean?
But sexy.
Huh?
Sexy.
Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, I love Fisher.
All these redheaded women in television and film, they're praised.
The men are always nerd, dork, squimp.
Oh, what about Gleeson's son?
The guy that was in Star Wars?
What's his name?
Oh, yeah.
What's his name?
Who?
We don't even...
Gleeson's last name?
You mean Brendan Gleeson?
No.
No, his son.
Yeah, but we don't even know.
Yeah, he's famous.
Yeah, he's very talented.
Okay.
And he did a love movie, too, where he was a romance.
What was that called?
But he's not famous enough for it to be a thing.
Something about time traveling.
Dude, he's so famous.
What are you talking about?
No, he's not.
You didn't even know his fucking name.
Last name, Gleeson.
Yeah, because of his dad.
Okay, okay.
Okay, you're right.
My point is, we've never had male redhead heroic representation.
Ever.
It's always a bit.
There's the redhead.
There's Pizza Face.
Redhead movie star.
Look, they're all fucking women.
Jessica Chastain, Isla Fisher, Bryce Dallas Howard.
Oh, what I would do with her.
Look at that, though.
Not one guy.
Carol Burnett.
All these are heroes.
Did you put sexy, just in general, redheaded actors?
It says movie stars.
Redhead movie stars.
Oh, my God.
Let's go down the line.
There's got to be one guy.
Proof is in the pudding, dude.
Dude, you're right.
Allison Hannigan, Rita Hayworth.
You guys are ugly.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Ellie Kemper, Molly Ringwald.
Look at these people.
By the way, these are all beloved characters.
Not one of these is a fucking guy.
But in Greece, if they would have said that, redhead-
This is the greatest proof I've ever had in my entire-
That you did-
It's a good point.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
In Greece, what?
In the movie, Greece, right?
Still, they used the Korean thing.
They would never use redheaded.
No, no.
In Greece, they would have gone,
you're with a redhead?
They'd go,
and they'd go,
don't tell anyone, please.
I just want to fuck them for a week
and then dump them by the LA River
while we're at it.
When we do Greece lightning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking no.
No.
Okay, I get it.
Yeah.
You know what, dude?
That's why I think you and I bond.
We feel, we were oppressed.
We were very oppressed.
Yeah, yeah.
The oppression was real.
But I want to say this,
and I've seen this many times,
and you can't disagree.
Many shows we've done together on the road,
I sometimes go out in the audience and watch you.
You always go out in the audience
because you want to see if I'm going to do bad.
That's not what it is.
That's insane, dude.
Carlos knows.
Carlos just winked at that.
No, no, he doesn't know that.
That's not true.
And take that back.
Take that back right now.
You do this thing.
Five percent.
You do, do, do, do.
What, you're doing what he's doing.
You do, do, do.
Yeah, what's going on?
You do this thing that Trump does.
Oh, here we go.
No, no, no, it's good.
You do it.
You do it really well, though.
What?
Tell me like, uh, tell me like, uh,
I think I know what you're talking about.
Say you like, you hate cheesecake.
Be like, oh, I don't, I hate cheesecake.
I don't like, I don't like cheesecake.
No, just say it like you.
Say it like you.
I don't like cheesecake.
That's because you've never had the best cheesecake.
You don't know about cheesecake.
People like you, you do that.
Where like immediately the opposite side,
you just.
Give me one example when I did that.
You just did it.
Tell me, give me, go back.
You go out there to see if I do bad.
You go, I've never, I've never, ever done that.
I would never.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
You go out there and you go like this.
You go, do bad.
Every time I go out there, though,
there's always a hot woman
that will either get up from the stair,
chair and walk up to me.
And they'll always say, yeah, your boy's hot.
Is it woman by birth?
What do you mean?
Is it woman by birth?
No, they're really traditional women.
Traditional.
From the Christian sense.
They cook and they clean?
Yeah.
In the Christian sense that they are beautiful women.
Yeah.
And they, I've probably 30 or 40 times in my life,
they've said, your boy is hot.
Yeah.
And you've never gotten that from me.
So fuck off.
That's not true.
Name me one example when a girl goes,
I think your boy's hot.
Oh, girl.
Well, no.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
We have a lot of guys that like you, though.
The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering.
I can tell by my Facebook, I'm on a Facebook, you know what I mean?
Dating thing.
You know, Facebook has a dating thing.
No, I have no idea.
For old people?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's for old people.
But it's like, there's also dating and it's also friends.
So when I click on who wants to be my friend,
it's 2,000 just buff tattooed fucking dudes going,
I want to be your friend.
What's it called?
Facebook date, huh?
Yeah.
Dating Facebook.
Yeah.
It's a real thing.
But you're now, you're celibate now.
Yeah, 100%.
No more.
No more.
No more dating, nothing.
Nothing, I'm celibate.
I would love to see a financial breakdown of you
when you're dating and when you're not dating,
how much money you spend on a dating month
versus a non-dating month.
Well, I spent like $500 at Spearman Riner last night.
You said 200.
I got to dance, too.
You got to get a dance.
Do you like the dances?
What do you say when they're dancing?
I'm so funny.
I make everyone laugh so hard.
You're cracking jokes?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're doing material?
Yeah.
I got like one girl was...
Uh-oh, hot dog.
No, no, no.
I don't do that.