Name: Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Get HEATED After This!!!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Get HEATED After This!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-09. Transcript available.

so i went and saw bong let's talk about that photo you sent me that photo you
never looked
that happy with me yeah you with bong joon are you are you that's the happiest
i think
you academy award-winning director what now you sound like him i know
that's how that's how that feels you know what it is bong makes you nervous huh
he made me nervous
yeah he's incredible but there so there was um you have the photo bring up that
photo of him
but can i tell you can i tell you the embarrassing thing that happened and i
left early i know you
called me did i tell you what happened you called me on the phone and i was
like you should just go
back no so i'm sitting there so i'm with you know scoot and sosi oh you're a sosi
bacon yeah yeah and
scoot you know he was in um i forgot scoot's last name he was in um a complete
unknown woody guthrie
he played woody guthrie oh yeah yeah scoot's so talented right so scoot and uh
i so i'm standing
there with bong let me i'm gonna get to a story and then i take a photo with bong
i meet his son
everyone's super nice to me and one of his producers producers like maybe we'll
use in something something
like this he's never gonna happen but anyway so then now scoot gets in and so
me and so me and
fucking sosi back up so we're just talking amongst are you listening no okay
you already told me the
story yeah yeah so i'm telling you the story so we're sitting talking and then
this director comes
up i'm gonna tell you who it is say it i i i she told me he was a director i
didn't even know who he
was so he walks up and he goes and i forgot what it was but he goes i love you
in dilithium or something
to me i go oh thank you you were good in dilithium and he goes so then he goes
my daughter especially
likes your performance in that you know you're really good and i go oh yeah
good and so i lean
up and grab a taco from like somebody with a tray and then so she goes what are
you getting so nervous
about i'm like nothing the drugs are still there and she goes was it live
action or animation i go live
action and then the guy goes no it was animation he goes you weren't in that
were you wow and i and i
go no and he goes why'd you lie i go i don't know what else to do he leaves sosi's
red as a you didn't
do anything wrong yes i did i wasn't in dilithium or whatever yes you were in
dilithium i could have
just said you you're mistaken i was right but like why did i say yes because
you were in dilithium i wasn't
he doesn't remember yeah anyway and then it was so awkward me and sosi and i
and i got mad at her
like if you would hadn't asked yeah if it was live action or animation right
let it go i grabbed to get
a taco from the thing that was your out she said i didn't read it i go yeah you
should have you should
have you fucked me but also who asks was it live action or animation who gives
a shit she buried you
because she was nervous too because she knew that you weren't in dilithium that's
why she knew your
credits she goes bobby wasn't i wonder what was called i maybe i'll text her
but um anyway so i'm
this is oh so this this is more remarkable this is more remarkable okay okay
okay can i tell yeah
so um so you know these god dude it's so simple i know i know i know it's not
vomit i know yeah i mean
it's just pure i know but it's PTSD it's vomit air yeah yeah yeah i'm sorry
yeah i'm skipping all right
so what i'm saying is is that give me the chills so these sometimes i get
invited to fancy asian
events yeah you know what i mean like you do mafia shit like this yeah like
this is mafia
shit so i'm walking to this event this korean guy nice super nice such a sweet
he comes and he goes
dude i'm a you're a legend that's what he says to me ah shucks come on sharks
that's what we say yeah
sharks you know he goes actually i went to high school with your boy andrew i
go oh yeah like but
like not in the same class he goes no same class no same class yeah yeah oh
cool and he goes yeah i
don't know if he knows me what the fuck of course i know him i know but i he's
that's what he said
he goes i don't know if he remembers me remembers me yeah maybe that but we i
go well how close were
you he goes um we're on the same basketball we play basketball together yeah
yeah yeah that's amazing
doug doug doug doug right doug suck yeah and i go well has andrew reached out
to you since you've
been like nah no and what then did you say have you reached out to him and what
did he say
you're in the position of power you should reach out first of all he's a very
powerful producer in
hollywood you told me he just he just turned powerful okay okay you're not
getting what i'm
saying dude see this no no no this is not trump this is not trump but you don't
understand what you
don't understand just because you could control you could reach out to doug
suck no you should be
reaching out why aren't you reaching the dog anyway is it because he's asian
can i ask you guys this
though right are there positions of power in like for instance when i at the
event bong walked up to
me i didn't walk up to bong oh hot shot fancy bob no no i'm just bong walks up
to me that's not how
i said it i wait people walk up to me i don't walk up to people dude it's so
good i swear to
fucking it's working it's working you you are anyway you do trumpian so he got
you're just deflecting
they work up they walk up to me because of how poorly you treated this man no
yeah that's a lie
he literally called me and bobby goes how i asked him have you talked to andrew
he goes no and he goes i
i haven't really reached out he probably doesn't even know i'm out here yes
literally but don't get
mad about this next part please don't get mad about that go ahead and i don't
want this to be cut out
andreas because you know what sometimes the truth must be told yeah tell the
truth okay yeah she goes oh
what is he doing there i go he's i think he produced minori the steven yun
movie and he this guy goes
interesting oh my as if to go maybe i didn't i should have reached out earlier
is that what i said
is this is i'm not this is really good of you lying i'm really not that i i go
he produced minori and
then you go i i don't know man i'd have fucking look it up i don't fucking know
so then i looked
it up going he did that's wild yeah but when he did he went hmm maybe the tone
was this maybe i
fucked this up no no first of all i want to be in bad lie bad lie i want to be
maybe he reached out
now yeah maybe maybe he reached out now shut the fuck up shut the fuck up dude
shut the fuck up
no you know what i thought let's move on i thought that's interesting that he
produced minori i want
i want to do you hear it though no my point is wrong you are wrong my point is
i didn't know he was a
producer town been here for years no connection right well we weren't and then
we weren't friends
how are you not friends with somebody you're on a basketball team with my high
school had 3 000
people what the there's 3 000 people on a basketball team what kind of
basketball is this we played
we played on the team yeah we played on the school are you friends with anybody
you wrestled with
there's 400 center forward anybody there's 400 center forwards fucking a
thousand guards you're the
worst guy talking about are you friends with anybody you're wrestling with we
also happen to have 150
coaches are you friends with anybody you wrestled with are you friends with
anybody tony matusi call
him yeah yeah what what call him right now yeah yeah call tony art kimball call
him i i know the name
i dare you to call one and if our kimball lived in la i know it call one of our
kimball
fucking produced yellowstone i'll be in that shit all right you call him no
yeah i would be the
yellow in the snow you're a gaslighting you're a liar you're not friends with
anybody you're a deceiver
you're not even friends with anybody you're not even real you're not even a
good friend
anyway let's move on let's move on kimball was arrested from powe high school
competed in that
191 weight pound class fifth round exactly thank you yeah yeah no how do i not
know tony matusi look
up tony matusi what's his phone number what bring in his phone number i want to
see the last time
you texted with him i don't need to text him he lives in my house in a spare
room anyway i'm like
you're friends with everyone you went to school with that's insane that's
insane but i know
i know who he was too i said i knew him and if i'm listen no no no fuck you you
don't get to do that
you don't get to do that let's calm ourselves for a second i want to be the
voice of reason
okay and i want to calm this level down yeah do it no see i need your attitude
to be different
fuck you see that that i'll do what i want to do this chicago thing yeah i mean
the streets thing
what i want to say this stop calm down i'm from the suburbs how come you didn't
connect with this
guy from high school from 25 years ago we don't know each other we didn't we
didn't
i don't know anybody went to high school i know three people from because you
weren't friends
with certain kinds of people in high school that's true that's true let me can
i ask you
another question another question sure without anger i kept it right for i kept
it uh sorry white right
how many korea how many koreans were at your school in high school
i don't even know that's right a pretty a good amount you don't know there were
more black there
were more black and he didn't know because he didn't like them well i
definitely there are 62
000 korean origin in chicago you would have never known 62 grand is nothing
yeah that's right it's
like an anomaly so if there was a unicorn on my wrestling team i would know the
unicorn trump yeah yeah
if there was a unicorn i know the one unicorn yeah that's why i used to be
friends with unicorns
they're the greatest of corns so if there's if you have one korean on your
basketball how many koreans
play basketball almost none it's like having doc play batminton i mean i would
know if doc played
batminton if you also played with him yeah yeah yeah maybe that's my point is
the one korean of all of
illinois played basketball you would put that ingrained in your mind he's not
even korean that's the worst
part about he is korean no he's not what is he he's half that's right well the
other half what's
the other half god knows and that's why you don't know him i get it yeah doug
if you're listening
he's not yeah yes he's producing minority too okay anyway doug good to meet you
and maybe we can do
some work together yeah doug how come you didn't reach out to me buddy you come
to my city you don't
reach out to me i don't know it's power dynamics but we let's move on what's
power dynamics oh gosh
you keep saying i'll tell you that's something you take pride in you really
like power i love it i
love what you're doing dude oh this is this kind of episode we haven't done one
of these in a while
okay this is what you do though i'll tell you you love if i have to teach you
things i must teach you
things yeah go ahead about power dynamics you