Name: Bobby Lee Goes BALLISTIC After Prank!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes BALLISTIC After Prank!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-10. Transcript available.

Bobby Lee Goes BALLISTIC After Prank!

oh this is old fairy donut and the gold how old are these they just got them
today yeah today
today yeah of course so you're saying they're not good no no no incorrect if we
rewind the
tape i said that i prefer an old school run-of-the-mill donut shop so do you
have an old
school donut too yes yeah thank you thank you this is fun this is really good
and this is an
old fairy donut and a holy grail donut yeah and he's got which one did you get
a winchell's winchell's
fantastic it's exactly what i like an old school winchell but you're gonna know
the difference what
you put in your mouth of course i will said she's no but you this one you're
just to prove your point
you go oh no no i promise i won't all right so give me a you have a plate no we
don't need plates you
just just give me one that you think this one have you used a plate that's also
that's also very true
oh so you're just gonna take a bite of it there's no closing your eyes or
anything
well well the guys could have set it up differently but they already all right
so just give me give me
let me see okay did you get the good one here from that of course do we have a
little knife no you
don't have the one that with the fucking pistachio well but do we have a knife
yeah just give me a
little knife oh my god you got the worst ones let me see are they really that
bad mccone
you know what i didn't want to get crazy flavors so they wouldn't go bad i
wanted to get basic stuff
so that but this is not proving my point you got the worst ones there no but
the quality no no no
it's not it's not oh he does oh i understand what he's saying quality it's a
control like it's a
specific experiment yeah like they're all the same ones from different so what
is this called but that's the point
the point is is that i i i honestly believe that this isn't even fairy don't
don't don't if i look it up
no no i think you've no i dude fuck you dude fuck you dude hold on hair hold on
hold on dude yeah
hold on dude hold on dude no no hold on yeah yeah i'm gonna do it right now
dude no holding yeah fairy
so this is the holy grail this is the one with what uh cinnamon i believe
cinnamon and old fairy
donut hold on okay it's just cinnamon and coconut yeah okay so i look at the
old fairy donut list
give me that one these donuts are not on the list you're a fucking liar no i'm
not dude i promise
beat him up kick his ass dude i'm not they don't have those donuts on the
fucking menu dude it's
just glaze everyone has glaze no they don't i've been there they don't have
that no it was a thing
for postmates it was a special month if i go to postmates right now postmates
dude it was an
i'm sorry i'm sorry give me that give me that let me try it real this is
fucking this is fucking
no well i want to try it give it i'm gonna go to an uber eats no no i'm gonna
look it up right
now i'm sorry let me try it no no you don't try to try it so passionate about
food no i don't like
being live here well look at this let me try this old fairy donut i tell you
when you have the
blindfolds oh my god yeah yeah so here we go okay i want to go to old fairy let's
see
the donut let's see that'll be a nice day dude yeah they don't have that in
delivery
yeah on uber eats they do it's an exclusive no it's not no okay how about this
no no i'm not
eating that hold on no stop so let me ask you something honestly look at me
right now dad okay
yeah on my mother's life oh this is an easy one on my life my life harder yeah
on my life
is this from old fairy donut the one on my life there are on my life on your
life there are old
fairy donuts on the table in this box you don't have to get that specific in
this box in in a box
yeah in this old in this box the room there are old fairy i'm not fucking
around bro why is like
this out of all things that making you the most mad because it's supposed to be
a fucking
you know what i mean a contest it's a blind test right yeah and if this is not
the actual thing
then i'm gonna lose bro my point is if you like it so much you would know and
it's like
there's the pb and j one there's the fucking raspberry glade lemon poppy they
don't have
shit like that do you remember how much you like the air one water
andrew how do you like your old fairy i gotta tell you the winchell's bag winchell's
winchell's
is great yeah these are all old fairy donuts aren't they no they're not none of
them these are old
fairy right yeah real there are they right there there they are okay those are
the real deals
these are a holy grail these are hogar i mean i don't you know why you got so
mad i don't know
either man it's crazy it's pretty fucking crazy dog okay so no i'll tell you
why dude okay i'll tell
you why okay let's say i'm at a michelin star i work for the michelin star yeah
right you're the
michelin man no no let me let me let me rework it bro someone at home a fan
please draw him as the
michelin man and submit it right fucking now thank you all right what i'm
saying is this i own a
restaurant i know the michelin star guys are coming right they're on the way
and then my chef
goes you know what i'm just gonna go to arby's right and put those on the plate
yeah right that
they will and then they get and then they get no stars and they get nothing
right that's my point
this contest is supposed to be real okay to prove a point but you're trying to
trick my mind
yeah i mean and make me look like a fool and i don't like it give me those here
you go
all right so this is this is your beloved
what is this a fairy fairy okay these are the original glazed it's very and and
what's this one
it's a fairy that's the pistachio it's much i refuse so i'm saying what that's
you know what
fucking you need a matcha fucking donut that's insane get fucked you nerd matcha
it's fucking
gross i'm gonna eat the fucking the regular let me see
yeah come get these please because before i get so fucking fat that i'm gonna
pass out by the way
it is hard to not continue to eat all these donuts i do want to keep this one
what he just said
bobby i can tell when you start to slow down thank you so you put in a donut
break in it
we're slowing down we're gonna put the donut thing in there that's what you're
saying no i don't know
where it's from i don't trust it it says the holy that's the holy grail yeah
whatever dude
do you want it no i don't trust you will anyway um next time we do some sort of
water contest
you know i mean or anything like that yeah no deception because i want to be
able to fight for
my right to be the right one yeah yeah this isn't a comedy podcast buddy this
is a food podcast
i know but i don't like being deceived never again shall it happen coney yeah
get this out of here thank you yeah thank you we'll get back to something good
in a second
we have to get back okay never again it's you know what it's andre andres is
the leader of all this
this is incredible joe piscopo in a miller light commercial this got we got
tagged on this
this was a miller light commercial from 1987 for people that don't know joe piscopo
was a comedian
he was on saturday night live watch it was bruce lee still alive no in 87 yeah
yeah didn't he die in
like the 90s yeah i don't know i am master of ancient art of karate kung fu and
the chinese
chuckle but the one about the centralizing
i always reach for a call the miller light
life tastes great light less affiliate too
hey anybody want the pepperoni ancient proper
only one light beer miller light amazing amazing amazing why can't we do these
campaigns today
it's racist is it a little bit i can see some people get offended i would like
it well here's
the problem i have with it he does an accent for almost every line except for
mirror right he doesn't
even do the funniest one because the product is miller light the executives did
that hey hey joe
can you just yeah yeah you're liking what i did on set yeah but joe can you
clearly say miller
white you're saying we're all right yeah well you guys drink me all right i'm
white i'm just an
executive no no i'm saying yeah yeah yeah why'd you see your wife yeah you guys
you look not white
i'm tan okay okay all right yeah are you tired you look no there was an eclipse
oh there was yeah yeah
you look up into it yeah i looked wait yeah right into that sun don't do that
okay i know my bad yeah
no the next take i'll say it yeah yeah so next time can you say and action
reach for a cold mirror right
no you did it again did i do it again yes wow it doesn't sound like i'm doing
look at me right now
yeah miller mirror no not mirror oh this is not snow white oh okay mirror
mirror on the wall
do that yeah and action wow evil stepmother i think if disney's gonna remake
all those movies they
might as well do it with a car an asian accent speaking of that thank you for
bringing it up okay
yeah thank you for bringing that what speaking of that uh thank you do you
remember that a couple
weeks ago we talked about snow white yeah and he said he was going to make a
certain amount of money
i don't remember yeah um he did who said it andreas oh i'll bet you a hundred
dollars he was wrong i
was right how much money has it made so far well we looked there's the problem
is it's only opening
weekend right yeah it's it did worse than dumbo it's not looking good what i
know it's the worst
opening weekend now bobby was scared time out time out the trailer and made me
cut that
portion of the other episode so that bed is off what no yeah just because you
cut the fucking
portion doesn't mean that the bed is off yeah yeah you don't know wait a minute
right i was there
we made a bet dude he called me wait a minute yeah you made a bet yes then you
called him and told
him to remove something from the show because i saw a trailer in the movie
theater and i go oh my god
it might be good it might be good yeah yeah right but then i look like a fool i
didn't recant it
right i didn't really take it out of the episode you know how disney makes
their trailers all magic
majestic and magical did you make him take it out of the episode yes yes bets
are off
you didn't stand by it publicly so then the bets off that's crazy you can't you
can't do that
and by the way yeah it was a hundred dollars yeah okay you owe him 50 then that's
right that's right
you owe me something well you owe him 50 you owe me something okay so it's only
made it's it made
42 million what it had 80 88 worldwide and it's a 400 million dollar movie
which means what another
it's at 270 no it's a 400 million dollar film with with advertising advertising
all the money that's
in it yeah yeah they said they said it's actually north of 400 million so they
have to make probably
700 million to oh they'd have to make some money close to a billion for this to
be like what they
want lucrative yeah yeah so it was and it was um i mean i i they're difficult
to do live actions
based on and well fucking yeah i mean based on an internet uh an ip that's
already existed
yeah but you don't think it's hard to do much i think it's easy it's why they
keep doing it
well it's easier to do because the scripts are already i mean the ideas are
there but what you
can't do is change it is what they try to do and what do they try to change it
into what reason is
the the the two girls didn't like each other the two actresses isn't gal gadot
in that yeah she's
maleficent yeah yeah and she's pro israeli because she was on the special
forces what do we time out
time what the fuck does that have to do is snow white is snow white because rachel
zegler
rachel zegler's pro pal you know pro palestine oh that's a real thing i've
never heard yeah yeah
and then you know obviously gal gadot is israel right of course right so but i
don't think that i
think what it was was a number of things is rachel zegler is she she what is
she she's mexican
she's mexican yeah yeah so i'm going to tell you something okay there's a
couple of other
elements to it and i think we can keep this in yeah okay because i'm very clear
about it i didn't
know about