Name: This Guy Collapsed at Bobby Lee Show?!
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Guy Collapsed at Bobby Lee Show?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Guy Collapsed at Bobby Lee Show?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-13. Transcript available.

- Dude, a lady last night, a 68 year old lady
pulled out her in my show.
- That's your crowd?
- Yeah.
And I go, I thought the joke I said was,
what comes out of their cottage shoes?
And I got nothing.
And then my second show last in Houston,
I hear a thump, like a big thump.
And I looked to my right and there's a 600 pound man,
I'm not kidding you,
laying on the floor, face first on the floor like this.
- Going home. - Oh, home.
This comedy sucks, I'm taking a nap.
- So wait a minute, there's a big fat dude on the floor?
- Right.
Oh, you are coming.
- Well, thanks for showing up.
- Yeah, so this guy's laying on his,
like he's, I think he's dead.
So there's two choices, right?
- Piss on him? - No.
- Pretend it's not happening.
- Right, yeah.
- Just keep going.
- Right.
- Because it was off to my right,
so I see staff, the managers,
trying to revive them.
And I'm going, yeah,
that's what the Chicano said.
You know, whatever, you're right.
And then I just looked to the right and I go,
what's going on?
And they go, we don't know, man.
It's packed.
- Sold out.
- And it's now people are just rumbling.
- Oh, there's rumblings.
- Yeah, now people are rumbling, right?
And I'm going off to the side looking to see,
you're gonna be okay, man?
He's 600 pounds, right?
It takes him like 20 minutes to get the fuck out of there.
- Right.
- Oh, oh, right, right.
And then-
- They got a forklift in the-
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then-
- You hear him breathing outside.
- You know how hard it is to restart the room?
- Oh, yeah.
- Bro.
- Dude, I had a guy had a stroke in Nashville
in the balcony at Zaney's.
- No.
- I was like, am I going to do this show now?
- In the middle of your act?
- Yeah.
- And you stopped.
- Well, there was like a big commotion.
And then I was like, what's going on?
And then they were like, it's a medical emergency.
And I was like-
- I know.
- My thought was dead, somebody died.
- Yeah.
- You know?
- And that's happened at almost every show I've done.
- So then this morning,
I get a direct message from some guy.
I want to let you know, dude, that guy died last night.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Carlos.
- Carlos, what the?
- That's not funny.
- Carlos, man.
Carlos.
- That's not funny, dude.
- That's funny, Carlos.
- Stop it, dude.
- I can't believe it.
- I can't believe it.
- Stop that.
- Ho-hum, dude.
- Dude, ho-hum died.
- Ho-hum died, dude.
All right, that's insane, dude, Carlos.
- You're sick.
- You're evil, Carlos.
Right, so I get it.
Then I start calling the management.
- Don't.
That's not funny.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Stop it.
- Yeah.
- You want to say that?
- I mean, you should've seen my reaction.
I read it, I was like-
- OMG.
- What?
- OMG.
- What's OMG mean?
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god.
- And then it took me a while to get up from-
And then the manager goes,
"No, he went and got a pizza."
- Oh, okay.
- So, no, there was a pizza place.
I guess the medics came,
he stood up and went straight to the pizza place.
No, I'm not kidding.
- You could smell the cheese?
- Yeah, so I'm like,
"Oh, so he just went to the pizza?"
He goes, "Yeah, yeah, the pizza place
that you went to earlier."
Oh, it's good pizza, right?
Thanks for fucking on my shelf.
I hate what, you know, when I was in Phoenix,
the sirens went off in the, you know what I mean?
- I don't know what you mean.
You mean the fire alarm?
- Yeah, the fire alarm, I mean.
- The sirens went off.
- Yeah, well the stand-up, yeah.
- Is there a gay nightclub next door?
- Yeah, so, yeah.
Get ready for the ho-hum, ho-hum, ho-hum, ho-hum.
D-D-D-DJ, ho-hum.
- Yeah, that wasn't going on.
- Look who's here.
- Yep, look how brown she is.
- Damn, dude, get out of the sun.
- You know, she was just in Hawaii for two weeks.
- It shows.
- Yeah, it shows.
- It shows.
- That's not how you, that phrase doesn't go there.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- It's supposed to be facetious, the it shows.
So if somebody goes, "Yeah, I went to five years of college."
You go, "Yeah, it shows."
That's what that is.
She goes to Hawaii for how long?
- Two weeks.
- Yeah, you don't go, "It shows."
You go, "Oh, that's nice."
So try it again.
How long did you go to Hawaii for?
- Two weeks.
- That's nice.
- Dude, just do "It shows."
I think "It shows" is good.
- Yeah.
- That's not good.
- That's true.
- That's nice.
- So, hey, Carlos, bring up that.
I saw a Filipino girl online, it reminded me of you.
- No, I'm serious.
- Okay.
- Not her.
That's not it.
- I have it.
- But I want Bobby, just on this image real fast.
How do you like your coffee, it says.
Which one of those two tones are your coffee?
'Cause your mind might change when you see the whole cup.
- Oh, I love this game.
- Yeah.
- I love the tone coffee game.
- So what kind of coffee?
Do you like it with a lot of cream or not that much cream?
- Me?
I thought you were asking her.
- Anybody can answer.
- Well, I just, I like a lot of cream.
- You like the far right, a lot of cream, yeah.
Let's see what the full cup looks like.
- One of the mocha, yeah.
- Jules, do you know her?
- Thank God I didn't do cream.
Oh my God, thank God I didn't do cream.
- On the, no, on the left?
- The right.
- No, on the left, the right.
- Look at the teeth.
- Zoom in a little bit.
- Zoom in.
- Pinch on that.
- Are you pinching on it?
- I gotta tell you something.
The tattoos, the tattoos aren't distracting enough.
- I don't know.
- I thought this was fake, right?
I thought it was like a fake.
- No, I've seen her face before.
- You know her.
- No, in my TikToks, my algorithm shows her sometimes.
- Really?
- Yeah, I just, yeah.
- I love her.
- Yeah, yeah, I love her.
- The one on the left's sexy though.
- Hot, yeah, but then the one on the right.
- The one on the left.
- Can I ask you a question in, what, what,
they don't have dentists, we should do a dentist.
No, let me ask you something.
- Dentists in the Philippines?
- Don't you think that we make a cat?
- Google Philippines.
- What is dentists in the Philippines?
- I don't think so.
- Yo, what the fuck is that?
- I don't know.
- What is that?
- I don't, ugh.
- And if you had two teeth, come on.
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Dentists in the Philippines, in Cebu.
Let's see.
- Wow.
There's three places.
- Three in the whole fucking.
- 70,000 islands, three places.
- By the way, new dental clinic,
'cause the old one didn't make it.
- Yeah.
- What's the first one, Cebu Dental Care.
Give me reviews of Cebu Dental Care.
Reviews, 4.9, pretty good.
- Oh, that's good, that's good.
- Let's read it though.
- Yeah.
- I had an excellent experience at Cebu Dental Care.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, do the accent.
- Oh, sorry about that.
- Yeah, yeah, do the accent.
- I had an excellent experience at Cebu Dental Care Center.
- That's Indian, but I like it.
- Cebis, Cebis, Cebis Ascending.
- Yeah.
- Righteous reasonable.
- Yeah, good.
By the way, this is written by, these are all Americans.
This isn't real.
- Yeah.
- I love the one stars, two stars.
I would not return there.
We had only dental checks and cleaning and polishing,
painful and useless and expensive.
- Dude, 300 years ago, when you had a toothache,
what the fuck would you do?
- Pull it out.
- Really?
- They used to pull them out.
- Even if it's coming on.
- Oh, dude, that's when you know to pull it out.
- Right, so if you got a little pain,
you would start pulling it out?
- Yank it.
Why would you keep it?
It's only gonna get infected.
They're not gonna do anything with it.
- Wow.
- You know, it is crazy to think about people
from like over a hundred years ago who still,
who had good teeth.
- Yeah.
Like back in the day,
they used to use like some whale extract from like a-
- Whale blubber.
- To make cologne or perfume for women.
- Oh, right, right.
- You know what I mean?
Just different ways of, makeup was what?
Back in the day.
- Flowers, yeah.
- Flowers.
- Berries.
- Berries and flowers.
- Yeah, berries, no blood, no?
In Transylvania, there's blood.
I'm kidding, I don't know.
- How was my root?
- See, that's why I'd set it up, that's good, yeah.
I'm a beat slow today.
- What did you, what did, what did, why'd you say berries?
Did you, did you ever use berries as a kid for makeup?
- No, but-
- On your lips?
- No, but there's a tradition where like,
if you get your first period,
you have to put your period blood all over your face.
- I'm really glad you're back.
- I don't know if it's just in the Philippines,
but that's what-
- It's just in the Philippines.
- It's definitely just in the Philippines.
- I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines,
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines,
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines,
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
- Yeah, I don't know if it's just in the Philippines.
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