Name: Howie Mandel ROASTS Rudy's Singing!
Uploaded: 2025-05-16T19:00:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Howie Mandel ROASTS Rudy's Singing!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-16. Transcript available.

- Oh, there it is.
- Yeah, there's a crazy face.
- There it is, there's crazy boy.
- He's crazy.
- There comes nutso.
- He's nuts.
- Who is it?
- You'll know.
- You'll know when you see, you know what you can tell,
you can't tell from the whistle?
That's yeah.
- Corporate comedy's coming.
Corporate comedy is coming to town.
Coming to town, AGT.
You ever see America's Got Talent?
- Yeah.
- You ever seen America's Got Talent?
- Yeah.
- Do you like that show?
- You like that show?
- It's okay.
- Yeah, I know, me too.
- Yeah, you freak, get in here.
- That's his bait whistle.
Whoa.
- Whoa.
- You're safe, you're safe.
- You're safe.
- Whoa, how we come on with my .
- Please sit down, please sit down, Howie.
- Guys, Howie Mandel.
- Howie Mandel's here, everybody.
Ladies and gentlemen, Howie Mandel.
Yay.
- We love Howie, Howie.
- You've met Jewel him before, right?
- You met Howie.
She's the best.
- Are those Rick Owens?
What are you wearing there?
- What are you talking about?
- Your shoes.
- Skechers, these are Snoop Dogg's Skechers.
- Oh, really nice.
- I have a Skechers, I'm an ambassador for Skechers.
Why are you laughing at that?
- Which is a weird thing to say.
- You know what's great about Snoop Dogg?
- Yeah, tell us.
- I think he's, I think the best part about Snoop
is he's really reserved himself.
He doesn't do too much.
- Right, well, he says no.
- He's like Kevin Hart that way.
He's like Kevin Hart in that way.
- He says no a lot.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He really does.
- Like Snoop, like can you name any products
that Snoop's attached to?
Or that anything he's doing?
- Let me think.
Not or not.
- Skechers.
- Skechers.
These are actually, these are called Skechers
and they're slip-ins because you don't even need,
the laces are nothing.
You slip in, you slip out, like that.
- We're doing ads for Skechers now.
- I'm doing ads.
- Howie.
- Howie Mandel is here, one of our favorite people.
- Howie Mandel's there, ladies and gentlemen.
- And Howie's brought his family.
That's your son.
- Your whole family.
- And I've met you before?
No, I don't think so.
Who else is there?
Is it your daughter?
- Who else is there?
No, I didn't bring my daughter.
Who did you bring, Alex?
- Your wife.
- Alex, who did you bring?
- Your girlfriend?
- She's his friend.
- Are you seeing her?
- No.
- Hmm.
- Are they just friends?
How old are you?
- 35.
- Oh, dude.
- He's 35.
- Alex, are you married?
- No, I'm not.
- Is she married?
- I live vicariously through my son on Instagram.
- Oh, you do?
- Yeah, he's got a model rescue service.
I've talked about this before.
- I mean, what do you have to do?
- He's really nice.
What he does is he takes in like wounded models
and nurses them back to health.
- Yeah.
- And once he feels that they're able
to talk about commitment,
he kind of just sends them back.
- Andrew, Andrew, Howie Mandel masturbating
must be such an ordeal.
He's just, okay, I got it.
And I got the plastics and then, okay.
Okay, come on, okay.
Put the wall up.
- I mean, what the fuck, dude?
- Yeah, I use a glory hole on myself.
- Wow.
- I have to reach around the wall.
- Wow.
- I don't want to get any.
- Do you still, old man,
do you still masturbate?
This is like a bad episode of Kung Fu.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Old man, do you still masturbate?
- Old man.
- Wait, Howie, do you still or no?
- I'm doing, that's why I got my legs crossed right now.
- Oh, I see, I see.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I do.
- Wow, that's incredible.
- I do.
Son, I still masturbate.
Are you glad you showed up with me?
- Yeah.
- Can you give him a play-by-play?
- Pardon me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, she wants to know more.
- I mean, do you watch things, Howie,
or do you?
- Yeah, I watch videos of people washing their hands.
- Very good, very good.
- Is that good?
- Yeah, yeah, that was really good.
- Did it bother you that I brought a whistle?
- Yeah, no.
- I like the whistle.
- I like the whistle.
- I love the whistle.
The whistle's my new thing.
You're the guy, because there's so many people out there.
- Look at her face, how concerned Jules is.
- What are you concerned about?
- Well, 'cause women usually have practical uses for whistles.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I just don't understand.
- It's hard for a man to-
- What do you understand?
It's a whistle.
- Well, what do you do?
What's the point?
- You blow it.
- Yeah, yeah.
Now, do you understand?
- No.
- What do you mean, why do you look like you're in pain?
- I don't know.
- You're in pain?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're really enjoying me.
- That's her, no, she's always like that.
That's her disposition, I live with her.
- Really?
- I know you live with her, I met her at your house.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But the thing is that you have a very pained look
on your face, like there's a problem.
- That's my normal face.
- Well, it isn't normal, I'm telling you, it's not normal.
- Julia, is there like a philosophy
on your face, like there's a problem?
- That's my normal face.
- Well, it isn't normal, I'm telling you it's not normal.
- Julia, is there like a Filipinos got talent?
- No, but we have a lot of Filipinos on the show
who have talent.
- I know.
- They do, the guy that can sing with two voices.
- That's, that guy's the best, wait, what's his first name?
- Marcelo.
- Marcelo, who he is?
- Oh yeah, I love him.
- Hernandez from SNL?
- No, he does.
- No, no, no.
- Dude, he is the most talented singer
you've ever heard in your life.
He does deep voices and then he has like angelic voice
on top of it.
- He has two voices like he does a duet with himself.
He will fuck you up, this guy.
- Yeah.
- The greatest singer.
Kills Freddie Mercury, kills anybody.
- Wow.
- Wow, I'm telling you right now, the Philippines rule.
- That's a bold claim.
- They'll play some.
All right, there we go, just do the first one.
- See how Zanz are on the table?
This is how he jerks off to himself.
- Oh, wow.
- He sings to himself like a pretty girl.
It's the same guy, that's the same guy.
- All right.
These are your people.
Why are you laughing?
- It's good.
- That's the, what?
Oh, you're not impressed?
- I think Andrew can do it.
- You could do it.
- Try it, Andrew.
- From where you're from, they have leprechauns
jumping up and down a fucking rainbow
and you think that's not good?
- It's not good.
- Are you kidding me?
- Can you do better?
- Yeah.
- Do it then.
I'm gonna sing through that.
- There's no way.
- Give me the lyrics, dude.
Here we go, we're all gonna sing it.
- Give me the lyrics.
- Are you doing the female part?
- Give me the lyrics, dude.
I got it.
- Yes.
- I'm tone.
Oh, here we go.
- There it is.
- Here we go.
- What the fuck?
- Taylor, Taylor's old as time.
- Right, yeah.
- True as it can be, barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly.
- Go ahead.
- Just a little.
- No, no.
- Gotta do the girl.
- Small, too, so.
That is the girl.
- No, no.
- No, no.
That is the girl.
- Yeah, yeah.
What are you doing?
You're not even in tune.
- Oh.
- You're not even tuned, dude.
- You're perception.
- You're playing the Russian boxer.
- Yeah.
- I didn't realize.
- Women can't sound that way?
- Oh, I know what you're, oh, dude, yeah, you're right.
They can.
- See you later, man.
- You're right.
- Way to go, guys.
- See what you did.
- Way to put yourself in the corner.
- The worst singer here is you.
Can you sing?
- Sing one of them.
Sing one line.
- Just sing the girl part.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, yeah, here we go.
- Just a little change.
- Not bad.
- Horrible.
- It's not bad.
- It's horrible.
- It's not bad.
- I'm a professional talent judge.
That sucks.
- But can you sing?
- Thank you, Rudy.
- Yeah, what gives you the right, Howie?
Whenever I'm watching that show, what gives you the right
to go, oh, that's a good thing.
- I don't see that.
- You're a comedian.
- I say I like it.
Maybe it's not everybody's taste.
I like it.
I just heard her.
I don't like it.
- Oh, I see how that works.
- I don't like it.
- I see how that works.
- I'm telling you I don't like it.
- Yeah, yeah.
- The other judges, two people in the room,
you guys like it.
- Yeah.
- You're, and I'm being honest with you,
and that this is not television and it's not network,
you sing like shit.
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
- It's gonna break her heart.
- That got her to me, dude.
- Don't cry, Jules.
Don't cry.
- No, I know.
- You do, you sing like shit.
I'm being honest with you.
And I don't want you, because I care about you,
I don't want you to think you're good
and then go out into the world and be disappointed.
And I feel like I'm doing a service.
- Mm-hmm.
How many years you've been on that show?
- 16.
- It's time to get off.
- I wanted to say that, but thank you for that.
- It's time to wrap it up.
- It's a long one.
- Alex, what do you think?
How do you feel?
- Does he need to wrap it up?
Do you want dad to get off the show
and get back home to taking care of you?
- Taking care of him?
- Well, he's 35.
He's obviously stunted.
He brought in a beautiful woman that he's buddies with.
- Yeah, but he's moving out in the next couple of weeks.
We are so excited.
- You still live at home?
- No.
- Where do you live here?
You live in LA?
- Santa Monica.
- You're beautiful.
I want to live on the West side.
- I know this-
- Ask me where I live.
- I know where you live.
- Santa Monica.
- But you're a great father.
You've been a great father.
- I have been a great father.
- And I know a little bit about you.
We've been friends for a while.
- Yeah, we've been friends for a long time.
- You're a great guy.
- I'm a wonderful-
- You are such a nice guy.
- You're a great guy.
- No, can we just keep this going?
- Yeah.
- I'm a wonderful-
- You really are.
- How lucky are you guys and you to have me on this episode?
- Huge.
- I mean-
- This is-
- Huge.
- Wait, wait, what?
- Huge.
- No, what are you doing?
- I mean, the numbers will go down, but it's not-
- Okay, okay, huge.
- Not about numbers.
- Yeah, it's huge.
- Really huge.
- Not about the numbers.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's about the soul.
- Well, it's like, you know, guy, check this out.
You know, there's some art house movies that no one watches, but-
- You know what I mean?
- This is an art house episode.
- Yeah, yeah.
You know, like-
- Is that a new movie companion?
- It's odd, but people love it.
- People love it.
- Like the critics.
So that's good.