Name: Bobby's (not real) Invitation to The White House
Uploaded: 2025-05-21T17:30:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's (not real) Invitation to The White House' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's (not real) Invitation to The White House' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-21. Transcript available.

that's funny that you are such a cinephile the fact that you haven't seen that
blows my mind
yeah i should see it because you're a diehard cinephile in fact someone else
said that to me
they go rosebud i've seen that someone goes what's what's bobby's like uh
secret superpower
and i said his knowledge of cinema is way deeper than almost anybody of our
friend circle knows
i don't think many people know how deep it really goes we joke on the show a
little bit but you
really do know a lot about movies more than i think no dude you're i'm nowhere
near you you're so niche
you've got all the neat like laid in really well yeah fancy tries to compete
because of all that
film school nonsense yeah but he had taught that i was street that correct yeah
i went to blockbuster
you were learned yeah you were learned like last tango in paris they edited do
you know that they
edited blockbuster edited movies because they're mormons is this real yeah so
when you saw last
tango paris i was like no i had my i was like 12 years old with my out nobody
because i heard
you know there's a lot of nudity and last pango tango in paris and i was just
like this can't be
true dude because i rented i rented jerry mcguire from blockbuster and the sex
scene in the beginning
i used to jerk off to all the time no i mean really deep ones like uh like did
they am i right or no
there was a there was a there was a rumor regarding edit to the films from
blockbuster rental at their
stores that's not true it's a it's a it's a uh so maybe maybe there was like a
uh like a r-rated
version i'm sure they did other rated versions maybe that's what it was for
sale yeah sure maybe that
was yeah do you want to give him his gift by now blockbuster was known to
request and sometimes
demand edits to films in order to stock them particularly in the 90s practice
is often tied to
conservative ideologies oh so it did happen yeah there we go but it's at the
request of the store yeah
that's exactly somebody edited it in san diego then yeah so we didn't have i
never heard of that
yeah yeah it was completely edited san diego is not a mormon area right though
it's very um
conservative very christian conservative yeah yeah yeah that is true yeah i
remember my my school was
that kid that like if you're gay you're gonna go to hell you know he wore that
shirt and it was a big
controversy you went to school with trump no no matt gates bob we have a crazy
present for you i'd love
it to see it um this just happened over the weekend and we wanted to save it
for the recording yeah but
this came through your reps what is this i already got i already got a a trophy
is that what it is
no it's not a trophy well hold time out what's the trophy for borderlands worst
movie ever
they make trophies for that no it was imdb's best um ensemble cast oh that's
cool who petitioned for
that dude that's a i put it in my mantle yeah but that's a political move that's
insane it doesn't
matter i i i treat it like it's an oscar i wipe it every day this trophy the
trophy should have just
been it's beautiful a big bomb all right we got this from your reps yeah yeah
what is it let me see
here i'm just gonna do white house yeah shut the fuck it's crazy dude bobby lee
mr dear mr lee as
you probably saw bill maher was just at the white house for dinner with myself
bob kidrock and dana many
people love that he came and had dinner with me and had nothing but amazing to
tell the people he
had a wonderful time i hope you call and ask him i spoke to my son baron this
weekend who i'm sure
you know and he recommended you so highly that i had to have us reach out
immediately you come very
highly recommended mr lee so we would like to invite you to the white house for
dinner shut the
fuck up in the state dining room this wednesday is that donald's is that donald's
signature i very
strongly believe you'll see that if this one of your tricks i swear to god i
will lose my mind dude this
is crazy is it a donut another donut no look it's from matt it's from your
agent i got the email
i'm gonna call my manager if it's real no it's say your agent yeah call your
agent you can't go
you can't go we're recording that day oh god you and i have to go no we're
shooting we're doing the
voiceover that day what is it on this on tuesday you're doing that on wednesday
he can go he can fly out
wednesday morning a call a call who well who get who gave it to you uh cia i'm
just gonna call abby
she must know about it oh my because if she doesn't know about it then it's not
real why the
fuck do you get an invite i don't get a fucking dude i'm very knowledgeable
about our politics and
tariffs yeah i'm chinese dude we're gonna negotiate oh that's what it is he
wants you to negotiate the
tariffs yeah maybe for career or something wow yeah are you being real right
now dude it's insane
great manager it's a sunday what the does that mean we're working
caa has a night time forward oh call your agent matt yeah you think matt blake
will know yeah he's it's
look he's copied on the fucking oh i'm gonna call right now he'll pick up he'll
pick up for sure
i needed to get to the bottom of this i'm so sorry this is so weird
you gotta frame that i gotta frame it do you have it physically or no no put it
out for me
thanks yeah we'll put on nice paper we have to frame that and put that up in
the studio look at
trump's signature trump signed it wants you to come to the way hold on wow well
because baron likes me
yeah i think he watches that's the same thing he did with theo and all those
guys
your call has been forwarded oh my god so uh what a team
what a team yeah and by the way the sunday excuse that's such a crock of yeah
okay but let me ask you
something okay is your phone on yeah let me ask you something i'll see if they
call this is so annoying
why wouldn't i get invited because you're not he knows what does he know i i'm
more you know me
educated when it comes to the you know i mean economics and jurisdictions and
you mean yeah
tariffs and whatnot what the are you talking about well he knows about my
expertise on all things
not just golf and bowling he loves both of those things he golfs more than he
does presidential
shit okay but i'm just saying he also when they see me on camera they see the
wisdom who's the most
golfed president of all time that's not has nothing to do with shit dude did
you get an invite for the
president of the united states i'm the guy fuck you shut up hey that is crazy i
will i can't go because
we have to do what do you mean you can't go you have to go do i really have to
go do they fly you out
yes what the are you talking about do you who do you think this is are you
jealous that you get to
go to the white house yeah man what the are you talking but if if we both could
go would you go
if we both can go would i go yeah i want to go so why can't you be my guest
that's not a real thing
you don't get to just say i'm bringing somebody no plus ones there's no you can't
you can't go hey
i'm bringing a friend that's insane maybe if you were oh can i be your wife you're
melania you're
my melania i will go with you to work house yeah this is my wife she was in a
fire
i was burned yeah he's not she's not redhead she's actually from slovakia near
where melania
i'm from slovakia but i was in fire in the fire yeah my teeth burned off yeah
and she loves
plunging into lava i'm a big plunger yeah so that's why the distortion you're
gonna kill it at dinner
you think so let's hear it let's hear will you be trump wonderful to meet you
bobby what do you
think bobby what do you think of the white house it's the whitest house i've
ever had it's really
pleased to meet you brock i mean donald i fucked up already oh my god this is
the dining room you'll be in
oh my god dude who else is my crew i have to know who my crew is they're not
going to tell you kid
rock will probably be there again yeah i think he goes a bunch he's got a house
he's got a room there
no it did what did billmar get scorched for going no i don't think so what do
you mean a little bit
did he but did it from the left from the left yeah he is he is left this little
center feel yeah it
changed recently oh my god this is so exciting i've never had anything you know
honestly dude
if this is false you're gonna break my heart if it's one of your little shenanigans
oh dude look
do you see that it was it was like um family that died in the hudson i can't
stop thinking
no dude i can't stop thinking about this family that died in the hudson i don't
know anything about it
so explain it to me i really don't know anything about it i've just been
watching the chinese tariff stuff
let me tell you something no one knows enough about it that's the scariest part
this helicopter like
broke in midair and the only thing we know is he was he was high up at siemens
the uh tech uh
technology company oh no a new york city sightseeing helicopter broke apart and
crashed into the hudson
ridger near new jersey shoreline killing the pilot and a spanish family of five
were on board
pieces of the aircraft can be found blah blah how did it happen witnesses
described seeing the
helicopter's tail and main rotor break away smoke pouring from the spinning
chopper it slammed into
the water victims uh were austin escobar uh oh that's a tough last name to have
his wife marie
cambrucci montal and the three children victor marcedes augustine and kia an
executive at siemens was
in the new york area of on business i mean this is insane you don't find this
crazy you don't think
this is this is conspiratorial it's conspiracy the helicopters just break is
this a thing that happens
lately are they fishermen fishermen what does that mean like a seaman no siemens
the like the phone
company you know siemens oh s i e i mean electronics oh i don't know maybe it
did delete that that was
so dumb no it was actually really good i want that out there it was so dumb no
do that it was it was
aquaman there yeah he was were there dolphins can you just freak me off of the
helicopter
yeah