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Watch the stand-up comedy video '"That looks nothing like me!" Bobby Lee Hates The Korean Deer' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-24. Transcript available.

- You know what?
Enough of the Korean deer, this .
I get tech, anyone that looks Asian, I get-
- I get the same thing for redhead.
I get the same thing.
- If they're acting, and also, could I just say another?
All right, stop.
Can I just say another thing, my friend?
All right?
Stop yelling out Down syndrome out of your car.
- Why?
- I'm walking down the street,
people just yell out Down syndrome,
and I don't even, and then there's people around me
and looking at me like as if I have it.
- Q, I get Bobby's mom all day long.
- You do, right?
You can drive by and yell it out, right?
- All day long.
- Yeah, it's like, it doesn't stop.
You know what I mean?
- I sat next to our good buddy, David Chang,
on the way back home, by the way.
- Oh, hello.
- You love Dave Chang.
- I love him so much.
- He's the best.
You know, he's in, he tore his rotator cuff.
- Is that a-
- He's in like a arm, he's in like a arm sling.
- That was cooking equipment.
I'm really off today, dude.
- Or maybe it was his labrum, whatever it was.
He tore something, he's in an arm sling.
- Wow.
- Okay, is he dying?
- Honestly, he's on his way out.
No, I'm saying you should wish him well.
Be like, I heard about your-
- All right, Dave, wish you well.
I'm sorry about your rotator.
- Why don't you text him?
Shoot him a text.
- What, really?
- Brag, brag.
Be like, hey, sorry about your arm.
I got invited to the White House.
Oh, okay.
Have you been to the White House?
Say that.
What an invite.
- I don't think I have his number.
- Yeah, you do.
- David Chang.
Yeah, there we go.
I'm gonna say, what do I say?
You compose it for me.
- I heard you, I heard.
- I heard.
- I heard.
- I heard.
- I heard about the injury.
- I just, I heard.
- I heard.
- That's it, send that.
- Get well.
- Yeah, get well.
- Get well soon.
- P.S.
- Yeah.
- Got invited to the White House.
- No.
- Why?
- Okay.
Because if it's wrong, I feel like they're trolling me.
These people are trolling me.
- Who, these guys?
- Yeah.
- What, about the White House?
- Where did the email come from?
- The first one.
- Matt, that's, what did Abby say?
Oh, Abby's on this email.
- Yeah, I know.
- I got the email from your assistant.
Oh, look what it says, Sunday night, got back to them.
Thank you so much.
Forward on.
- Ian Andres, the White House Press Secretary.
- Oh my God.
Look at this, Bob.
- What?
- Caroline Levitt, White House Press Secretary.
Oh, this is the original email.
- Wait, Caroline Levitt?
- That's what it says.
- That's who reaches out.
- You know who that is, right?
- Yeah, the Press Secretary.
- Yeah, wow.
- On behalf of the--
- Nothing from you?
- I'm reaching out.
I'm a little fucking annoyed.
I wanna go.
- Well, every year, I mean, you know,
Barack invited me, Biden invited me.
You know, it's just my, every president invites me,
you know, so it's just my thing.
- Cool.
- But I'm a man of the world.
And you're not, you're like, America, you know?
Yeah.
- You're going to the White House.
America.
- Yeah, I've also seen other places.
- Where?
- Macon.
- The guy right back there?
- No, the Paris guy.
Macon.
- Macron?
- Macron.
Macaroon.
Macaroon.
It's delicious.
- Have you met Croissant?
- I have.
- I have.
- No, do I, you know, come on.
I would never go to anywhere like that.
- This might end the show, actually.
- Without you.
- No, this might end.
- Without you.
- This actually might end the show.
- Without you, I don't go.
- You're obviously a superstar.
You've left me in the dust.
You're doing a lot.
- Jesus Christ.
- Macon is nodding, and that's true.
You've left me in the dust.
You're doing your own thing.
It's fine.
You mentioned Theo.
- You're in my--
- You mentioned Theo right away.
The first thing you said was because of Theo.
Your best buddy.
Your closest confidant.
- You're in "Why Can't You See Me" part eight.
With the magic.
That's good.
- Maybe they'll give me a shitty trophy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, is this what we're going to do, right?
- It'll actually be a good movie.
- Didn't you get one for "House Party"?
- I gotta call my agent.
- Anyway.
- God, we're in a lot of bad movies, eh?
- Yeah, you know.
- We're dead in the business.
- Oh, we're dead in the business.
- We're dead in the business.
- We're 100.
Do you ever think that?
- All the time.
Are you kidding me?
- Yeah, we were so dead in the business,
but we created our own thing.
- Created our own show.
- Yeah, yeah, but we are dead in Hollywood.
- And our animated show, we just did an animatic for,
and it's going to come out.
They gave us the news, it's going to come out in 2028.
- It's going to come out in 2028.
- That's a while.
- Right around the corner.
- Yeah.
- It's actually, no joke, it's 2027.
That's literally when the show is going to come out.
When they said that, I almost was like,
I can't even believe that's a thing.
- Yeah.
- But you know what?
- That's a thing.
- It's an opportunity.
- I'm happy.
- Yeah.
- I'm happy we're going to be able to do it.
- But guess what, guy?
- I've been going to therapy and I've been thinking a lot
about it, a lot about it.
And I'm on, if I, look at my phone.
What does it say?
- This is it.
- This is it.
- Strokes.
- Yeah, that's a good album.
- It's a great album.
- I know, but this is you and me together sitting here
with our pals.
- Oh, I know what happened.
- What?
- You like saw one of those David Foster Wallace things
and now you're fucking hung on like, this is water.
I know what's going on.
Everybody goes through this.
You're having like a David Foster Wallace moment
where you're like, two fish are swimming in the ocean
and one is like, what's water?
It's like, you're in it, man.
- You have to be one with water.
- Now you're Bruce Lee?
- Yeah, Bruce Lee.
- Dude.
- Water can flow between people.
- Do you know what I'm referring to David Foster Wallace?
Like every college kid reads this book.
- Yeah.
- It's actually beautiful.
- Well, tell me some of the concepts
and I'll agree with that.
- Infinite jest.
But there's a, there's a, look up David Foster Wallace.
This is water.
Look up, this is water.
It's actually beautiful.
- Okay.
- But you're on this kick and I really,
I shouldn't shit on it.
I love you.
But it's incredible.
This is water is amazing.
- Okay.
Have you read it?
- I have.
Infinite jest, pretty, pretty amazing.
This is water.
- Give me, just give me
the gist of the book.
- The idea is this.
Yeah, oh, this is it.
There it is.
There are these two young fish swimming along.
They happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way.
- Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
- Okay.
- No, no, I just.
- There are two younger fish.
- No, that's not what I'm saying.
- I don't know.
Okay.
- I got to visualize this.
- Close your eyes, close your eyes.
- There's two fish and there's a bit older fish.
- Two young fish swimming along.
- Does it matter what kind or?
- One is a carp and the other one is a.
- What are those fucking Nemo ones or whatever?
- Goldfish.
- No, the one with the clown fish.
- Clown fish.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two clown fish baby baby ones.
- Two baby clown fish are swimming alone.
- And a great white's going this way.
- And they happen to meet.
- A great white's going the other way.
- Going the other way.
- Who nods at them and says, "morning boys, how's the water?"
- That's not what he sounds like.
It's a great white.
- "Morning boys, how's the water?"
- Exactly.
- And the two young fish, the two young clown fish,
they swim for a bit and eventually one of them
looks at the other one and goes, "What the hell is water?"
In this moment, you're worried I plan to present myself
as the wise old fish explaining what water is to young fish.
Please don't be.
I'm not the old wise fish.
The immediate point of the fish story is that the most obvious,
ubiquitous, important realities are often the ones
that we are hardest to see and talk about.
What it is, is we're not taking stuff for granted.
What it says on your phone is what this is.
- What?
- I don't get the analogy.
I swear to God, I don't.
You know, I'm not good with riddles either, so I don't know.
- This is it.
This is water.
You're lit.
When someone, you'll look back in 20 years or 10, maybe.
I don't know how long you're going to make it, but 20.
- You know what?
- That right there is why I'm going to the White House
by myself. - You're going to feel bad about it.
- I knew it.
- I knew it.
- You're a fucking piece of shit.
You're going to be dead in 10 years.
- Thank you.
- Anyway.
- With you and me, two young fish are swimming along in the ocean.
One takes a giant shit and a beautiful female fish comes by.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
- Yeah.
- All right, listen.
- Okay.
- You're this is it.
- This is it.
- I'm being in all genuine respect because I love you and I respect you.
Because a lot of times you go-
- You're in the moment.
You're living in the moment.
- A lot of times you go, "Oh, well, we're doing this Hulu show.
It comes down to-".
When that happens, it's going to be great.
- Right.
You have to live in it now.
- Yeah.
I mean, when I meet the one, when that happens, it's like, this is it.
- This is it.
- I mean, I'm living life now.
We're the leads of our movie.
- This is water.
- This is water.
- I get it.
- This is water.
- You have to be one with water.
- No.
- I get it.
- But this is water.
- Dead on Bruce Lee.
- Do it again then.
- You have to be one with water.
- What do you got?
Peanut butter in your mouth?
What are you doing?
- Yeah.
He loved peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
That's what killed him.
- Is that true?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bruce Lee died from PBJ.
- I don't know.
I don't know.
But I'm happy that you're on this new kick.
What made you do this?
Therapy got you to this?
This is it?
Yes.
Bruce Lee incorporated peanut butter into his diet,
particularly as a component of protein.
- Oh, I didn't have to look it up.
- Bruce Lee was highly against jelly, however.
- Yeah.
- Interesting.
- Okay.
It doesn't say that on there,
but my point is this, okay?
Well, you know, I went-
- Bobby, you look a lot like Bruce Lee.
I wanted to-
- You know that's what he's gonna say, right?
- 100%.
- Oh my God.
- My son Baron said,
"You're a wonderful, funny guy.
I think you're a very funny guy.
I love mad TV.
I love mad TV.
I love mad TV.
I love mad TV.
What I don't like about mad TV is they had a lot of DEI.
I didn't like the DEI.
- Could I say that I voted for Kamala or no?
- What?
That's rude.
- Yeah, you can.
- But then would I get kicked out?
- No, he'd go, and I won, didn't I?
I won.
- I'd go, yes, sir.
Good job.
- You have to bow.
- I would do it.
I would be a bitch.
- You would, 100%.
- I would tremble.
I would shake.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Your excellency.
- Yeah, yeah.
No, but...
- This is water.
I'm glad you're going through this in therapy.
- Well, it's because I went through some depression and then I was like, I got
to get out of this.
And then just go back to my techniques of being grounded in reality.
- Because a lot of things you read on the internet or the things that occur in
your mind aren't real.
- That's incredible, though.
- Yeah.
- You do feel this way that you're getting to a place where you're accepting
your reality.
- I feel great.
- You feel really good.
- I feel so good.
- And I appreciate that.
- I thank you.
- I thank you more.
I'd like you to take me to the White House.
- Yeah, yeah, you will.
- Yeah, yeah, you will.
Listen.
- He never will.
- Yeah, when Pete Buttigieg is fucking president, which will never happen, so
you'll go then.
My point is this, all right?
I want to tell Pete Bad Friends fans this, all right?
There would be no...
I don't even know how to speak.
There would be no Bad Friends if it wasn't for Andrew because I'm so lazy and
aloof, right?
So he organizes everything.
And this machine...
He's the captain of this ship.
You know what I mean?
You are.
- Take me to dinner.
That's all I want.
Just take me to the White House.
- I take you to dinner all the time!
- All right.
Thank you for saying that.
- Anyway.
- It's very nice.
- Yeah.

"That looks nothing like me!" Bobby Lee Hates The Korean Deer

- You know what?
Enough of the Korean deer, this .
I get tech, anyone that looks Asian, I get-
- I get the same thing for redhead.
I get the same thing.
- If they're acting, and also, could I just say another?
All right, stop.
Can I just say another thing, my friend?
All right?
Stop yelling out Down syndrome out of your car.
- Why?
- I'm walking down the street,
people just yell out Down syndrome,
and I don't even, and then there's people around me
and looking at me like as if I have it.
- Q, I get Bobby's mom all day long.
- You do, right?
You can drive by and yell it out, right?
- All day long.
- Yeah, it's like, it doesn't stop.
You know what I mean?
- I sat next to our good buddy, David Chang,
on the way back home, by the way.
- Oh, hello.
- You love Dave Chang.
- I love him so much.
- He's the best.
You know, he's in, he tore his rotator cuff.
- Is that a-
- He's in like a arm, he's in like a arm sling.
- That was cooking equipment.
I'm really off today, dude.
- Or maybe it was his labrum, whatever it was.
He tore something, he's in an arm sling.
- Wow.
- Okay, is he dying?
- Honestly, he's on his way out.
No, I'm saying you should wish him well.
Be like, I heard about your-
- All right, Dave, wish you well.
I'm sorry about your rotator.
- Why don't you text him?
Shoot him a text.
- What, really?
- Brag, brag.
Be like, hey, sorry about your arm.
I got invited to the White House.
Oh, okay.
Have you been to the White House?
Say that.
What an invite.
- I don't think I have his number.
- Yeah, you do.
- David Chang.
Yeah, there we go.
I'm gonna say, what do I say?
You compose it for me.
- I heard you, I heard.
- I heard.
- I heard.
- I heard.
- I heard about the injury.
- I just, I heard.
- I heard.
- That's it, send that.
- Get well.
- Yeah, get well.
- Get well soon.
- P.S.
- Yeah.
- Got invited to the White House.
- No.
- Why?
- Okay.
Because if it's wrong, I feel like they're trolling me.
These people are trolling me.
- Who, these guys?
- Yeah.
- What, about the White House?
- Where did the email come from?
- The first one.
- Matt, that's, what did Abby say?
Oh, Abby's on this email.
- Yeah, I know.
- I got the email from your assistant.
Oh, look what it says, Sunday night, got back to them.
Thank you so much.
Forward on.
- Ian Andres, the White House Press Secretary.
- Oh my God.
Look at this, Bob.
- What?
- Caroline Levitt, White House Press Secretary.
Oh, this is the original email.
- Wait, Caroline Levitt?
- That's what it says.
- That's who reaches out.
- You know who that is, right?
- Yeah, the Press Secretary.
- Yeah, wow.
- On behalf of the--
- Nothing from you?
- I'm reaching out.
I'm a little fucking annoyed.
I wanna go.
- Well, every year, I mean, you know,
Barack invited me, Biden invited me.
You know, it's just my, every president invites me,
you know, so it's just my thing.
- Cool.
- But I'm a man of the world.
And you're not, you're like, America, you know?
Yeah.
- You're going to the White House.
America.
- Yeah, I've also seen other places.
- Where?
- Macon.
- The guy right back there?
- No, the Paris guy.
Macon.
- Macron?
- Macron.
Macaroon.
Macaroon.
It's delicious.
- Have you met Croissant?
- I have.
- I have.
- No, do I, you know, come on.
I would never go to anywhere like that.
- This might end the show, actually.
- Without you.
- No, this might end.
- Without you.
- This actually might end the show.
- Without you, I don't go.
- You're obviously a superstar.
You've left me in the dust.
You're doing a lot.
- Jesus Christ.
- Macon is nodding, and that's true.
You've left me in the dust.
You're doing your own thing.
It's fine.
You mentioned Theo.
- You're in my--
- You mentioned Theo right away.
The first thing you said was because of Theo.
Your best buddy.
Your closest confidant.
- You're in "Why Can't You See Me" part eight.
With the magic.
That's good.
- Maybe they'll give me a shitty trophy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, is this what we're going to do, right?
- It'll actually be a good movie.
- Didn't you get one for "House Party"?
- I gotta call my agent.
- Anyway.
- God, we're in a lot of bad movies, eh?
- Yeah, you know.
- We're dead in the business.
- Oh, we're dead in the business.
- We're dead in the business.
- We're 100.
Do you ever think that?
- All the time.
Are you kidding me?
- Yeah, we were so dead in the business,
but we created our own thing.
- Created our own show.
- Yeah, yeah, but we are dead in Hollywood.
- And our animated show, we just did an animatic for,
and it's going to come out.
They gave us the news, it's going to come out in 2028.
- It's going to come out in 2028.
- That's a while.
- Right around the corner.
- Yeah.
- It's actually, no joke, it's 2027.
That's literally when the show is going to come out.
When they said that, I almost was like,
I can't even believe that's a thing.
- Yeah.
- But you know what?
- That's a thing.
- It's an opportunity.
- I'm happy.
- Yeah.
- I'm happy we're going to be able to do it.
- But guess what, guy?
- I've been going to therapy and I've been thinking a lot
about it, a lot about it.
And I'm on, if I, look at my phone.
What does it say?
- This is it.
- This is it.
- Strokes.
- Yeah, that's a good album.
- It's a great album.
- I know, but this is you and me together sitting here
with our pals.
- Oh, I know what happened.
- What?
- You like saw one of those David Foster Wallace things
and now you're fucking hung on like, this is water.
I know what's going on.
Everybody goes through this.
You're having like a David Foster Wallace moment
where you're like, two fish are swimming in the ocean
and one is like, what's water?
It's like, you're in it, man.
- You have to be one with water.
- Now you're Bruce Lee?
- Yeah, Bruce Lee.
- Dude.
- Water can flow between people.
- Do you know what I'm referring to David Foster Wallace?
Like every college kid reads this book.
- Yeah.
- It's actually beautiful.
- Well, tell me some of the concepts
and I'll agree with that.
- Infinite jest.
But there's a, there's a, look up David Foster Wallace.
This is water.
Look up, this is water.
It's actually beautiful.
- Okay.
- But you're on this kick and I really,
I shouldn't shit on it.
I love you.
But it's incredible.
This is water is amazing.
- Okay.
Have you read it?
- I have.
Infinite jest, pretty, pretty amazing.
This is water.
- Give me, just give me
the gist of the book.
- The idea is this.
Yeah, oh, this is it.
There it is.
There are these two young fish swimming along.
They happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way.
- Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
- Okay.
- No, no, I just.
- There are two younger fish.
- No, that's not what I'm saying.
- I don't know.
Okay.
- I got to visualize this.
- Close your eyes, close your eyes.
- There's two fish and there's a bit older fish.
- Two young fish swimming along.
- Does it matter what kind or?
- One is a carp and the other one is a.
- What are those fucking Nemo ones or whatever?
- Goldfish.
- No, the one with the clown fish.
- Clown fish.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two clown fish baby baby ones.
- Two baby clown fish are swimming alone.
- And a great white's going this way.
- And they happen to meet.
- A great white's going the other way.
- Going the other way.
- Who nods at them and says, "morning boys, how's the water?"
- That's not what he sounds like.
It's a great white.
- "Morning boys, how's the water?"
- Exactly.
- And the two young fish, the two young clown fish,
they swim for a bit and eventually one of them
looks at the other one and goes, "What the hell is water?"
In this moment, you're worried I plan to present myself
as the wise old fish explaining what water is to young fish.
Please don't be.
I'm not the old wise fish.
The immediate point of the fish story is that the most obvious,
ubiquitous, important realities are often the ones
that we are hardest to see and talk about.
What it is, is we're not taking stuff for granted.
What it says on your phone is what this is.
- What?
- I don't get the analogy.
I swear to God, I don't.
You know, I'm not good with riddles either, so I don't know.
- This is it.
This is water.
You're lit.
When someone, you'll look back in 20 years or 10, maybe.
I don't know how long you're going to make it, but 20.
- You know what?
- That right there is why I'm going to the White House
by myself. - You're going to feel bad about it.
- I knew it.
- I knew it.
- You're a fucking piece of shit.
You're going to be dead in 10 years.
- Thank you.
- Anyway.
- With you and me, two young fish are swimming along in the ocean.
One takes a giant shit and a beautiful female fish comes by.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
- Yeah.
- All right, listen.
- Okay.
- You're this is it.
- This is it.
- I'm being in all genuine respect because I love you and I respect you.
Because a lot of times you go-
- You're in the moment.
You're living in the moment.
- A lot of times you go, "Oh, well, we're doing this Hulu show.
It comes down to-".
When that happens, it's going to be great.
- Right.
You have to live in it now.
- Yeah.
I mean, when I meet the one, when that happens, it's like, this is it.
- This is it.
- I mean, I'm living life now.
We're the leads of our movie.
- This is water.
- This is water.
- I get it.
- This is water.
- You have to be one with water.
- No.
- I get it.
- But this is water.
- Dead on Bruce Lee.
- Do it again then.
- You have to be one with water.
- What do you got?
Peanut butter in your mouth?
What are you doing?
- Yeah.
He loved peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
That's what killed him.
- Is that true?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bruce Lee died from PBJ.
- I don't know.
I don't know.
But I'm happy that you're on this new kick.
What made you do this?
Therapy got you to this?
This is it?
Yes.
Bruce Lee incorporated peanut butter into his diet,
particularly as a component of protein.
- Oh, I didn't have to look it up.
- Bruce Lee was highly against jelly, however.
- Yeah.
- Interesting.
- Okay.
It doesn't say that on there,
but my point is this, okay?
Well, you know, I went-
- Bobby, you look a lot like Bruce Lee.
I wanted to-
- You know that's what he's gonna say, right?
- 100%.
- Oh my God.
- My son Baron said,
"You're a wonderful, funny guy.
I think you're a very funny guy.
I love mad TV.
I love mad TV.
I love mad TV.
I love mad TV.
What I don't like about mad TV is they had a lot of DEI.
I didn't like the DEI.
- Could I say that I voted for Kamala or no?
- What?
That's rude.
- Yeah, you can.
- But then would I get kicked out?
- No, he'd go, and I won, didn't I?
I won.
- I'd go, yes, sir.
Good job.
- You have to bow.
- I would do it.
I would be a bitch.
- You would, 100%.
- I would tremble.
I would shake.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Your excellency.
- Yeah, yeah.
No, but...
- This is water.
I'm glad you're going through this in therapy.
- Well, it's because I went through some depression and then I was like, I got
to get out of this.
And then just go back to my techniques of being grounded in reality.
- Because a lot of things you read on the internet or the things that occur in
your mind aren't real.
- That's incredible, though.
- Yeah.
- You do feel this way that you're getting to a place where you're accepting
your reality.
- I feel great.
- You feel really good.
- I feel so good.
- And I appreciate that.
- I thank you.
- I thank you more.
I'd like you to take me to the White House.
- Yeah, yeah, you will.
- Yeah, yeah, you will.
Listen.
- He never will.
- Yeah, when Pete Buttigieg is fucking president, which will never happen, so
you'll go then.
My point is this, all right?
I want to tell Pete Bad Friends fans this, all right?
There would be no...
I don't even know how to speak.
There would be no Bad Friends if it wasn't for Andrew because I'm so lazy and
aloof, right?
So he organizes everything.
And this machine...
He's the captain of this ship.
You know what I mean?
You are.
- Take me to dinner.
That's all I want.
Just take me to the White House.
- I take you to dinner all the time!
- All right.
Thank you for saying that.
- Anyway.
- It's ve