Name: We Sent Dax Flame to Japan
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Sent Dax Flame to Japan' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Sent Dax Flame to Japan' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-27. Transcript available.

Can we make you happy?
At this point, I don't think to that.
I bet we can.
You're going to the White House.
Carlos.
Hold on, stop.
Stop.
No, Bob.
I swear to...
I bet we can make you happy.
I bet you not.
And if what you're about to do doesn't make me happy,
I'm going to be even more mad.
Let's play the video from our boy.
Here we go.
Already, I'm not happy.
The sweetest prince on earth.
Yeah.
Hey guys, I've been in Tokyo for less than 24 hours
and it's been awesome.
I don't feel sick at all or anything yet.
And I saw some four-leaf clovers on a building
that made me think of Andrew.
And then I saw a guy on a poster that made me think of Bobby.
So thanks very much for sending me here.
That's you.
Wow.
That's you in the corner.
Wow.
Day two and I don't feel sick at all.
He's having a blast.
Oh, that's great.
He went there alone.
I wanted to think of some kind of gift to get for Bobby and Andrew
just as a way of saying thank you.
So I've just been on the lookout for that.
I saw like a place that was selling bars of gold yesterday.
You get a really little one for like $35.
So I was thinking maybe something like that,
but I don't know if that's...
If they would rather have that or just the money.
Oh.
To the coolest museum.
Wow.
Wow.
He loves trains.
Yeah, I've seen that.
Loves.
Wow.
Airbnb is across the street from a tattoo parlor
and it gave me the idea that maybe a good way of saying thank you
and expressing my gratitude would be to get a tattoo
that says thank you or says bad friends or something.
But I just don't have any tattoos and don't want any.
So I don't know if I'll do that.
Carlos asked me to buy some women's underwear from a vending machine.
So I'm going to try to find a vending machine like that before I leave.
Are those used?
They are.
So they're used women's underwear and they sell them in vending machines.
They don't wash them.
No, his adventure getting them is right here.
Okay, let's see.
Oh, you smell them?
What do you do when you get them?
Smell, put in your mouth.
Oh, God.
Carlos asked me to buy some women's underwear from a vending machine.
So I'm going to try to find a vending machine like that before I leave.
I found the vending machine Carlos is looking for.
It's really hard to do it.
Used.
It does say used.
It says used.
Dude, look at what he did for you, Carlos.
I know.
It's so awesome.
How much are they?
Like four Japanese quarters.
Four Japanese quarters.
Oh, and they come in like a toy ball.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's incredible.
Is this just a grocery store?
I got it and I put it.
He wants it far away from him.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
So great.
It's got air holes on it.
How long was he out there for?
He's still out there.
No, we didn't buy him a return.
How is he going to get back?
That's not on us to figure out.
We put up the Airbnb, no?
We gave him a one-way ticket.
No Airbnb.
He paid for that.
We gave him a one-way ticket to Japan.
How's he going to get back?
I don't know, bud.
I'm sure he'll...
We should get him back.
Do we want to get him back, you guys?
I don't think so, but...
Leave him there for a while.
Okay, we'll leave him there.
We'll just leave him.
He'll be fine.
Yeah, he'll be fine out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He texts me every morning.
He seems happy.
I think he's loving every second of it.
I got these chocolate chip cookies, by the way, if you want something.
By the way, can this be a segment of the show where we literally just send him
around the
world for the next, like, couple of years?
Yeah.
I just want to...
Literally, let's fly him from Japan.
Next one, Yemen.
Yemen.
Yemen?
Yeah, yeah.
Look at the tickets to Yemen.
Yemen or Omen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But let's fly him from Japan to another location.
Let's see how long he just stays out of the country.
Yeah.
Can we do this?
Carlos, text him and ask him if he wants to go somewhere else.
Okay.
That'd be great.
It's not expensive.
Just fly this kid around the world.
Seoul, Korea.
Would love.
But no, we want him to go the other way.
Oh.
I want him to keep going west.
Can you go to Moscow?
No, you shouldn't go there.
Why?
Why?
Moscow's nice.
It's a country at war.
So are we.
Yeah, we're always in war.
We're always at war, man.
Yeah.
All right, we'll send him to another place.
Ukraine then.
Yeah, send me Ukraine.
Yeah, Kiev.
See if there's tickets to Gaza.
See if we can send them.
See if we can send them.
Wow.
Can I take a second to say something tragic?
I have some tragic things.
Heartbreak.
There was a school shooter on FSU's campus today.
I know.
And obviously this episode will be.
Two people passed.
How many people?
Two.
Did you guys see the video on the internet?
No.
McCone showed me.
He got banned.
A girl was filming.
A girl?
Guy.
Girl?
McCone?
Is that a girl?
I don't know.
We don't know.
Or the girl was dead.
We don't know who was filming.
But you saw a girl dead.
There was a girl on her phone.
The video went viral for a second.
She's just filming a body on the ground.
And she's drinking a Starbucks walking by.
Like it's not a big deal.
Honestly.
Like this is the kind of stuff where you're like.
I don't know what's happening now.
I don't know what's happening now.
Everybody's in a pure panic.
Juan Carlos Gomez Lopez.
Is that a new basketball player?
Who is that?
Juan Carlos Gomez Lopez.
Is that Luis Gomez's brother?
All right.
So this is what happened.
This kid.
American citizen.
Born in Atlanta, Georgia.
Went to Florida.
Got pulled over.
And then he was in ICE custody.
But if he's an American citizen.
I don't know.
And then mom.
Then the mom showed up with his fucking birth certificate.
Do you know?
And the judge said.
ICE has him.
Well there's also.
He's got too many names.
Go back up.
It's like.
Yeah.
It's like.
If you meet a white guy named Kevin, Steve.
You know what I mean?
Bob Allen.
Smith.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Juan Carlos Lopez Gomez.
Yeah.
That's the problem.
You're giving them too much ammunition.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If it was just Juan Carlos.
Fine.
I mean.
Or Vladimir.
Vladimir.
Vlad.
Vladimir Gomez.
Fine.
That's fine.
That's totally fine.
Yeah.
That's why I only use one last name.
Yeah.
Rosende.
Because it's probably like.
Rosende, Capallo, Fosado, Parano.
Do you have a lot of those too?
Focino, Cosano.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why?
Well you have a middle name.
And we have two last names.
It's for.
You know what theirs is for?
Land and lineage and all this bullshit.
Fucking special.
I know.
They're not special, dude.
The record for the longest personal name belongs to Herbert Blaine Wolfenschlagen
Gauschenhafen Burgendorf Senior.
Wow.
German American typesetter.
Yeah.
This one won't go to ice.
So Juan Carlos Gomez is he's being deported.
He got released.
Oh, he's back.
Yeah.
But he was still in custody for hours and hours.
Crazy.
That's crazy.
But he came back.
And then for Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
Again, too many names.
I know.
But you know, the senator went down to El Salvador to visit him and he sat down
with him.
Really?
Oh, that's him.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Give him something to drink.
Just water.
Yeah.
Just bring him a coffee.
Bring him a soda.
Yeah.
But he's in a maximum, you know what I mean, gulag.
That looks pretty minimum to me.
That looks like a cracker barrel.
Yeah.
I took him to a Denny's after.
You know what I mean?
But I don't think he's out.
I think he has to go back in.
By the way, I had, while I was gone, I had Waffle House.
Haven't had Waffle House.
Love it.
I haven't had it in-
So good.
20 years.
Yeah.
Phenomenal.
It's the best.
It's-
We don't have one in LA.
We don't have any Waffle Houses in Los Angeles?
In California.
What?
Yeah.
Well, it's funny because we're always on the road, so I see them all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see them all the time.
And I always point-
I go, I want to go there.
It's the-
Or Hardee's.
Hardee's is good, too.
Oh, my God.
Hardee's is what?
What's the same chain?
Carl's Jr.
Carl's Jr.
Okay.
This-
This-
Dude, I ate-
I ate late at night at Waffle House.
What'd you get?
I mean, we got the-
What is it called?
The-
It's this combo.
It was eggs, two kinds of meat, potatoes.
We got multiple waffles to share because I was hungry.
I was a little-
I don't know what kind of bread this is, but it's called Texas bread.
Oh, yeah.
It's like-
Why is it so thick and delicious?
Well, because it's like-
What do you call it?
It's like garlic bread, butter bread, garlic bread.
Yeah.
Texas toast.
I love it, dude.
Texas toast.
That's what it's called.
Texas toast.
And then, so I'll get a breakfast sandwich with that.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
But, you know, they're a little rude.
At Waffle House?
Yeah.
Can I explain why?
Why?
Do you want to work a 24-hour restaurant for $6 an hour?
Yeah, that's right.
And deal with drunk fuckheads at three in the morning?
You're right, right.
I give-
I tip my hat to these people.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, here's the thing about Waffle House.
I'll give them a shout out.
They love fights.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
They posted this.
This is Waffle House posting it from their account.
Wow.
This is incredible.
You know why they're doing this?
This girl, she didn't finish her waffle, and that's the staff.
You've got to finish your meal at Waffle House.
Oh, my God.
That girl had too much Waffle House.
That's Waffle Mansion right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Entire waffle subdivision happening.
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, my God.
So, this is an entire Twitter page dedicated to fights at Waffle House.
A lot of times, it's the staff fighting.
And also, just push pause for a second.
It only happens to be black people.
I didn't even notice that.
I didn't even notice that.
You didn't?
I didn't.
Neither did I.
I don't know.
Here's the wild shit.
You always see a manager jump in.
Yeah.
Like this lady, this old white lady jumping in.
Yeah.
Hey, Sheila.
Yeah.
Take a hike.
Yeah.
You're going to get killed.
You're going to get killed.
Yeah.
Look at her stuff.
Guys, cut it out.
Knocked by the burner.
If you're in the Waffle House, you and I, we would already be in our car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gone.
Yeah.
Like, if somebody, like, I've had TMZ put a camera to my face.
I hate it.
What do you think of this?
I don't say anything.
I get so nervous.
Woo!
Woo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.