Name: Bobby Lee Fights EVERYONE on the Podcast!?
Uploaded: 2025-05-29T17:00:56.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Fights EVERYONE on the Podcast!?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-29. Transcript available.

when i was in eighth grade okay i bought parachute pants mc hammer pants
because i was break dancing
all right and there was a group major tomo or something i don't know what they
were called you
know what i mean but they were like the bake dancing group that was my middle
that was the
crew crew and they were like and they heard that i wanted to be a part of it
right so they go and
show up to this warehouse because there was an industrial zone in poway right
you know what i
mean so my mom dropped me off there and i went there and they weren't there and
i walked home
crying okay and then a couple of months later the same crew goes yo we're so
sorry about that go to
tommy huddleson's tom i forgot his last name but um party tonight it was a friday
and i showed up there
was no party and it wasn't even his i address it's not funny at all dude i don't
know it's horrible
right and then i cried again yeah i mean carlos stop it honestly stop sit down
stop stop laughing
honestly dude what are you doing dude let's talk all right honestly can i say
one thing as a friend
and so what i'm saying is i understand the pain but you constantly you guys
constantly do it who's you
guys i'm not why am i you're you were a part of the water was i a part of the
cake at all i wasn't
a part of the water gig he was a part of the fucking trump letter was i a part
of the water
gig that was fancy and at the end of the day i look like a fool is that good i'm
a fool stop
i'm a fool but can we be oh i'm the blind leading myself i think this is all a
you issue and i'm glad
you went to therapy because i think you have very real issues about people not
respecting you when you
think me and macone don't respect you when in fact we do and we're just trying
to be funny and make you
laugh it doesn't make me laugh gonna make two million people laugh okay dude
dude i swear to
god dude what are you doing you want to go to blows you want to go to blows
with me okay that's it bad
friends boxing that's it no he'll beat me because he's younger and more
athletic thank you you know
i mean well don't give him that okay so now about the thing about them tricking
you i don't like that
i don't like that you're the mastermind oh my god you're the wizard behind the
curtain what are you
talking about no it's not true yeah yeah yeah fuck you guys andreas fuck you
dude listen you're the
wizard behind the thing right i'm a co-host you don't get pranked ever prank me
i don't want to
because that's not my style that's right exactly that's your style what how i
had nothing to do with
this and by the way him out of the cake wasn't a prank i didn't have anything
by the way who told
me well okay let's come clean when did i learn about the cake okay yeah i had
nothing to do with
it i know but how am i getting roped into this because you texted him to pop
out of the fucking
because i knew he was in it that's how i know you think i'm blind time out you
wait you think that i'm
like you when he was when he was when he was in there you texted him come out
yeah when i directly
said don't put up don't do it right so who he can't breathe in there who's the
wizard dude you're
the wizard dude what do you want you're full of lies you want him to sit in the
cake for the whole
show yeah that's not a good show fuck you that's not a good show i know it is
no it's so funny to
think that he's gonna be stuck there for a whole hour he doesn't care miserable
he was he was sitting
there just fine i said come out you need to come out yeah yeah so don't tell me
that you had nothing
to do with it i had not i literally he built it and i learned about it how'd
you know he's in there
because i'm not a idiot there was three people in the booth there were times
that he's not here
when he's have there not been times that you haven't been when i know he's back
in texas and
you do too right so in my mind is that i don't know his schedule so yes he's
not here i saw the thing
wiggle i go he's in there right and in my mind he's the last guy i want to see
how would you not know
what his schedule is we talk every day so anyway what i was thinking is is that
you know what i'm
gonna make him punish him but it didn't it wasn't gonna trust me it was this is
more punishment you
and then you texted him like the wizard that you are dude come out right and
you're like come out
which means to tell me there's something about it and anyone listening the fans
all right you know
that i speak the truth this goes back to the fucking him not showing up to my
show
it's all linked together you know now i have to say something right now that i'm
going to come clean
yeah okay i lied about those stories
about the break dancing i know yeah and tommy huddle i don't know
yeah i knew those were lies yeah yeah you know me because you know i mean you
can't dance oh i'm a
dancer dude you cannot dance watch me get up and do it i'll dance out of here i
can do it yeah because
if i dance out of here right you're gonna call me a good comeback well we need
to finish the two
two million don't ask me to dance out of here because i will you know what dude
don't don't
threaten me don't threaten me what i mean oh
two million subs two million subs we appreciate every single one of you oh
watch it bounce constantly
two million subs watch it constantly yeah yeah turn it off now all right turn
it off now we did it all
right so um by the way that's jazz that was jazz i love jazz so where we at now
now okay so um
you know um sorry i couldn't make it the show i was trying to secure something
for us okay that's
good and i'm sorry that i didn't um call you back with those names because i um
you were on a date
i was on a date but it bothered me because it made me realize it made me
realize i made me realize
that girl was more important than me even though i've known you for almost 20
years yeah and um
having dinner with your friend charlie day that wasn't that's first of all you're
making stuff up
i wasn't and scott jason bateman and all your friends at this is this is you
this is you trying
to grab onto something i don't know what this was i was trying to secure
something for us is it plausible
okay and i would like a little backup is it plausible you can't say i'd like
backup
you got it you know is it plausible check it out is it plausible that he would
be having dinner with
either charlie day or jason bateman totally no thank you no andreas dude we're
gonna do that show
together it's plausible unless he said he wasn't that's right and i said i'm at
a business dinner
you know that's not a business you're an extension of his dick
you always have been and that's why i betray you the hairy part yeah yeah you're
so glued to him and
you're such crawled so deep in his ass this is him you can't even see holding
on to my
cock i know that's right yeah all right you're a fool a business dinner where i'm
trying to secure
a deal for us which i wrote in the text i'm trying to close something for us
yeah yeah okay yet another
thing i'm doing for this show oh here we go let's hear we oh you want to here
we go let's here we go
let's here we go the game show the animated show let's fucking here we go pal
yeah what about my
resilience what is that even you know it's so funny yes resilience doesn't
count anymore have you noticed
that in our society you know dynamic dynamic personalities you know laziness
being authentic
being lazy being authentic being lazy charismatic charismatic right you come
from a time of do less
get more it's over now do nothing and get more you do nothing that's actually
right you're right
that's where i come from yeah and i've risen because that's the truth you're
welcome
yeah and thank you know what you're welcome no you're welcome yeah you're
welcome no you're
fucking welcome you're very lucky to have me you're very lucky to have me and i
and i've said that out
loud so many times you can clip it i've said it on all these other podcasts
that i'm so lucky that
andrew asked me to do this podcast i adore him i've said the same thing seen
one thing that you said
that about me he knows that's not true anyway bring up the interview with mccone
into it yeah you've seen
it all right no i said bring it when you're so caught up with this fucking ass
bring that bring that i can
show you so many with the episode let's not do that that's right all right let's
because i'll prove you
wrong yeah yeah anyway the fans know that the two million subscribers thank you
so much and the fans
thank you so much guys and this is just a little road in the bump of the road
but let me see a
little road in the bump so let's resolve it okay so um i had nothing to do with
it okay look you want
to get mad at someone you haven't even yelled at fucking him once i get i'm
getting all this
bullshit i'm never gonna talk to him again that's not true yeah yeah it'll take
a while it's insane
though then block his number and delete it right now okay it's gonna up the
show a little bit it
will up the show you want me to no okay well then well then don't say you're
not going to talk to him
again because yes you are yeah in like sporadic like what like when i called
you today oh what time
are we starting tonight and then what'd you say seven and i just hung right up
huh yeah i knew it was a power
move yeah oh that's interesting a power move a power move so you're doing power
what is the
last time i did a power move you just almost walked out on the show but another
time uh showing
off in front of the girl that you're dating and not just texting me three korean
words that i asked
for power move i'll give you another one i have so many too lying to our fans
about putting me on
the flyer when it was already sold out power move i'll give you more i got so
dude i have so
many lines let me address that can i address that in the middle of the in the
middle of the
recording of the animated movie that we're doing you literally said i'm done no
more
that's true