Name: Someones getting fired....
Uploaded: 2025-05-30T17:00:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Someones getting fired....' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Someones getting fired....' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-30. Transcript available.

i think you really do like this girl that you're seeing and you're a little
scared and nervous
and you're vulnerable and you seem a little on edge i'm already friend zoned so
you take it out
on us you you but that's what you know what you did dude the water right the
donut right the trump
letter i've had enough angry girl right angry grandma i mean you could even rattle
up more
there's so many different lands borderlands reviews borderlands reviews yeah
yeah thank
you so much borderland reviews all right how many do can i take from you right
you don't ever prank
him wait but time out do you hear what you're you hear what you're saying what
it's all carlos
i know so why are you taking it out on us i don't get it because you because
when you came in here
you're like i have a gripe with you i do that golf thing that hurt my feelings
yeah hurt my feelings
that you didn't somebody and that's why that's not true the reason why i didn't
give you the
you didn't give me the thing because you just you didn't care because you're
with that girl and you
didn't give a you didn't care about my show that's not true just end it there
no why can't we just be
even you always have that leg up because it's how wham broke up george michael
said to the other guy
i don't know the other guy's name is like yeah man you know what i mean george
michael said i'm
george michael i gotta go yeah that's what you're gonna and that's what you
just tried to pull
you tried to george michael no you just tried to george michael you're paul simon
i'm art
buddy let me tell you something okay let me tell you who i really am oh here we
go this
watch this you know who i am i'm who are you i'm shifty shell shock yeah you
are crazy town yeah
yeah you're my butterfly sugar baby and if you don't stop messing around you're
gonna lose me
i'm not messing around i was you know this is how relationships you're my
butterfly don't call me
sugar don't call me that come my lady come come my lady yeah don't call me that
man but anyway he died
oh yeah yeah oh i didn't mean i had no idea he died and he's a friend of mine i
thought it was rude
what you still did he really die that's not fake yeah i didn't know he died you've
never heard of this
guy yeah no he would have in a legend oh this guy's an na legend yeah yeah how
did he die probably
narcotics relapse well that's not cool that's something that's not funny like
somebody we know in here i
really didn't know who carlos yeah what's been going on los see his his you
know how he's very
sensitive and he just like out of there he just was like so defensive right
right it's drug behavior
it's that's drug behavior yeah oh this is such a manipulation right now see
even what he just said
they're doing yeah that's part of it that is well he knows the sign so go on
tell me more what else is
it that's it that's it carlos are you on drugs marijuana only and xanax and
like you get psychosis
with that wait xanax and lexapro yeah and weed and weed so now do you not why
why zanny uh just to
chill lexapro is depressive right that's a that's a xanax like calms your heart
rate down like it
relaxes you well common common warning signs of relapse include glamorizing
past drug and alcohol
use bobby does that false sense of control what don't you glamorize like the
past i don't okay
i'm shameful of it not engaging in sober fun yeah i'm always i'm mr a
convention guy i'm on the dance
floor sudden changes in behavior no i'm straightforward i think what happened
today was a little sudden
i wasn't it's it's it tracks well with who i am though it does track very well
that's not
hanging around old people in places associated with past use yeah him carlos no
well that's bad
for both of you guys both of us yeah yeah what can we do to get you off weed he's
not gonna ever get
off you need to get me on other drugs no no carlos yeah that's what i'm saying
you don't need weed
but i i think i do you do every day every day yeah all that's something you're
back every all day now
just in like when i wake up and then like at three and then at six and then at
nine and then at midnight
so when you wake up yeah after you eat hi again hi at lunch hi at dinner hi for
here are you high now
no because on shoot days i stop around three yeah but just those oh yeah thank
you oh my god my god
because i don't want to smell for andrew or you yeah yeah i don't care about if
you smell like weed
i don't i'd rather you try to not get high for a while i mean i just think that
some of these warning
signs are of bobby and that could be like a new a new thing for therapy next
week see what he's doing
it's smart it's working like a charm you see what he's doing though talks about
the past constantly
has a false sense of control over his life hangs out at the comedy store even
though it's been 40 years
changes behavior constantly isolates all the time stop never goes to meetings
doesn't do sober fun
i went to a meeting monday what are you talking about yeah but that's not a lot
just one a week
and doubting the recovery how many times are you going a week i'm like one a
year
okay dude yeah see what he's doing see what i see exactly what he's doing yeah
yeah he's combative
well he's he's he what he's doing he's trying to he's trying to pit you against
him uh if i'm the
owner at home depot oh here we go okay i don't know that doesn't seem likely
give me give me somewhere
else okay i'm at i'm the owner of ichiban japanese restaurant i see it now all
right right and we have
a new waiter who is it carlos oh i'm the owner i own a chain of them you do
right and he starts
pulling pranks on me oh he's pranking the owner yeah yeah pranking the owner
like what he's he's
you know he's the owner is going to have enough he's putting his balls on the
walk yes yeah okay
yeah he's goofing yeah in the stir-fied noodles he puts his butt hairs oh no
which is something that
he would do you know what i mean it's good for morale yeah the owner's wife
would think no one wants
come on their tofu all right that's you tofu is pretty bland that is true it
does help yeah yeah
well you keep that i like to come on the tofu but i would no more hair in the
stir fry
all right they continue they complete all the time right but it's like you
would you prank him
the owner of a chain we've been having this conversation for years bob look at
that
but what am i would you print jeff bezos what what's my chain you're an ichiban
sushi what i'm what's
mine an irish pub you know he's not yeah he's not pranking me at the irish pub
no no he's not even
a big camp yeah i wouldn't get a job exactly dude i get it yeah you hire who
you love and they and
they betray you yeah i just don't think that in a situation of any boss you
know i mean employee
situation got it the employee would talk to the boss or do things like that but
he thinks but he thinks
in this environment i guess i guess out if we weren't doing this we'd be
friends but this is
like a more of a business i get it yeah right there's an example though give me
an example one
day you walked off the set and told and said i couldn't be here but i'm right
here
that's true today that is true that happened today right that happened
literally
yeah yeah that's what i'm saying i get it yeah yeah it's it doesn't feel all
right let me change
gears okay go ahead because this is going to make you mad this made me mad we're
going to be we're
going to do with me no oh then go ahead it's going to hurt your feelings like
it hurt mine it's
actually going to piss you off because it pissed me off but has that anything
to do with bad friends
or us our comedy no okay let's go so i'm sitting down there i had to fly to vegas
yesterday i'm just
having lunch this guy's rapping and chatting with me nice guy very nice somehow
some way he gets into
the we're chatting what do you do and i'm kind of throwing everything away
because i just want to
eat lunch and then he goes uh is this thing that you're shooting is this like a
comedy thing i said
not really it's kind of an interview show you know he goes oh yeah you like
comedy so far it's good
let me but can i judge your story from now from here sure right bueno story
bueno yeah it's positive
you like comedy because he now knows who you are no no no he doesn't know but
that's what it sounds
like right now no i'm saying he doesn't know me because he goes do you like
comedy stuff and i was
like uh yeah okay you're now you now you get it i know now and so i'm kind of
being passive yeah no
no yeah like and then the bartender chimes in oh yeah oh yeah have you seen
have you seen kill tony
he says to the guy oh dude have you you know about that you ever seen that show
yep have i have
are you trying to ruin my 200th get ready this one's two million this one's
gonna hurt way harder it's
not even done the guy goes i love comedy you ever run into uh because i said i
live in los angeles yeah
you ever run into joe rogan out there i said you know yeah i i yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah he lives
in austin i think now yeah yeah yeah i'm trying to we're closing the door yeah
i've tried i've done it
four times i just want to eat my chicken wrap yeah yeah then finally he goes uh
yeah we go to a lot of shows
and the girl goes i do too i just saw adam ray
he doesn't have two million subscribers yo the bartender and the guy are both
like i love adam ray
and adam our buddy he's killing it i'll tell you another story i wasn't gonna
bring this up but this
happened last night this is real dude what i do a show we love you adam we're
kidding i don't i love
you right now we don't no i love no no you know you don't i love them so much
it's a war it's a war
with us adam all right so i'm gonna tell you another thing last night you know
i'm the guy on the list
sometimes you're the guy you're you're always the guy right do well right and
then i get a text hey
man you there at the store i go yeah ron white no who's that yeah i mean fuck
yeah i'm on my way
theo oh theo right your buddy he shows up yeah not even on the lineup a group
of girls in the hallway
they had already seen me perform loved it they didn't say anything yeah they
loved it right
they see theo and they go can we get a photo with you i'm standing right next
to theo
so they all grew up up right and then one of the girls saw that i was sad let's
say say the line
you know i mean can we get a photo photo with you theo oh theo can we get a
photo with you
sir would you take our picture with theo that's what it was about to happen no
but one of the girls
goes goes you can be in it too no no no no no don't no i've had enough nobody
likes us anymore
we're old news babe i know dude we're old news yeah it's over we should do
falling down part two
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah.