Name: Bobby Lee's Ren Fair Shenanigans
Uploaded: 2025-06-05T17:30:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Ren Fair Shenanigans' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Ren Fair Shenanigans' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-05. Transcript available.

i think andrea is crossing the line here by being a chinese woman in korean garb
though
yeah yeah you have to why don't you get a get a korean girl also morpheus
glasses i know what
do you think yeah you don't put morpheus glasses in there although although you
know who should
wear glasses and cover up his eyes is gene i mean look at those things good god
i know put some put
something on those but she also acts like she's a star already do you see yeah
yeah she's got that
vibe like those glasses like i hope for bill burr now right ronnie chang look
at that right she does
she's killing me oh yang yeah she's killing it yeah but she's very funny look
at that nose though
oh my god well because eric griffin's nose i gotta be honest with you your nose
doesn't look small in
that photo either but you both got asian snaz you know you can now tell how old
i am just now yeah
in this photo yeah i think so you look younger in real life than you do this
this photo is a weird
photo yeah yeah yeah i look tired a guy told me today when he ran it to me a
fan he goes oh you're
better looking than i thought you were gonna be oh yeah that hurt my feelings
yeah you thought i was
ugly because you see me on the internet people go you're taller than i imagined
yeah what do you think
i was a dwarf like what's going on here did you think i was brad williams yeah
hey hey hey yeah
let's go back to the gremlins wow what a great 80s movie so many good movies in
the 80s by the way i
re-watched uh in uh in bed the other night at the hotel lethal weapon so good
so good what what is
that what's that face you're making that's the movie that i have for you guys
what do you mean that's
the movie you have for us i'm too old for this that's what he's saying yeah too
old for it yeah yeah
danny glover is a man so i'm danny glover and he's mel gibson
yes i mean it's got to be no i gotta be danny glover you can't be yes i can you
don't have that
kind of style you really want to make me angry right now dude okay let's go
through the history
of the actors that played them okay right yeah so these two yeah just the idea
that he's you know
i mean a different color should be a sign but you got to flip it on its head
otherwise it's too on the
nose that's the whole point oh like look when they did the remake with and peshi
was so good in that
movie okay okay okay okay okay yeah because at the renaissance fair we ran into
a girl that has a kid
and i'm friends with her and i bought the kid a wand but it's like looks like a
lightsaber so the kid
would go like that he was loving it and he hit me in the leg and i went ow ow
and i fell to the ground
he laughed so he did it for four hours straight and then i had to constantly go
ow ow ow you know
what i mean and someone to disappoint yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but it was crazy
so what is it new love
on that no no no no it's no love it's a friend but another thing is is that you
see the stress of it
of having a kid yeah come here i mean it's a lot of that yeah where you go
where you go where you
going you know but see our parents never did that they just let us disappear
yeah and figure it i
was kidnapped three times yeah they didn't care molested all three times yeah
yeah yeah by downs patrol
you're on fire today keep that in all right that one's going pretty good yeah
yeah you got to keep
that in that's so funny but um yeah it's a big responsibility but i said in the
car i go
if there because you know there's a lot of predictions that ai is moving so
fast then the next
three or four years there might be like nuclear you know weapons being released
you know i mean hurry up
speed it up speed it up let's get the shit over so i was saying is that having
a child
would be great because if a nuclear bomb you knew was going to hit and you had
your kid you want to
be strong for him and hold him and go i got you buddy right yeah but if i didn't
have a kid i'd be
like what the what the is going i would freak the out the real you comes out
like no i'm both
you are oh so if a nuclear bomb was coming and you were all alone sipping
coffee yeah
you're gonna be cool stoked if i if it's like map map map national alert a
nuclear war has started
just sipping my coffee and my little breakfast nook on good you're not gonna
call anybody who your
parents i just talked to him an hour ago yeah love you on time what do you know
yeah for this huh
there's steps for this when a nuclear seek immediate shelter i'm already inside
go underground can't no base
you're in the basement stay low my chairs are low i have a i have one of these
like little lounge
chairs yeah cover your mouth and nose yeah what is this covid fuck that dude
ventilation needs to go
shut off the ventilation i want to keep it cool inside okay well let me ask you
this it's just this
is you're dead you know what's gonna happen yeah you're gonna die eventually
too i'd rather die now
me too later slow death sucks you know what i mean you're just walking on the
street plop your arms gone
what happened you know like imagine though yeah body parts just start falling
off because of
radiation like that just kill me now the big blast just shocked me now would
you get nuclear radiation
for country meaning that
no idea what you're talking about yeah you will yeah yeah so it's one of my
shows i always go to just to
watch over and over again we have nothing to do what show is chernobyl on max
very good right and so
you know they would go we because there was one scene where they had to get
these water valves
released and they can only send three men down there but the men were gonna die
they knew they were
gonna die yeah they knew they're gonna die you'll when you go down there you'll
be dead in a week
and three guys volunteered i'll do it for country would you for country yeah no
because if you and
i were sitting there right and if i stood up you're saying if i go down if we
you and i go down if they
go bobby lee andrew santino you must do this for country and it would save the
country yes no you
wouldn't you already showed your cards dude well this is what would happen i'd
stand up right he
wouldn't stand up i'd sit back down right i'd be like that fast and they go mr
lee did you you're
like no no no my back my back my back fast yeah so there was a lot of those
kind of scenes no i
wouldn't do it for country that's crazy because because this because it's
guaranteed that i'll die
right but it's not guaranteed it'll save the country it is it's a literal
guarantee stamp it will
it is because in that particular scenario right if the molten lava seeped into
water tanks it would
cause an explosion right that was gonna make ukraine i think half of poland and
some other country
completely inhabitable for a hundred years we wouldn't be having these problems
now
what do you mean by that that would reach spain before us buckar you would have
died a long time
it definitely reach us first yeah we're much closer to that than spain oh
really very i don't know
moscow no it wasn't moscow it i think chernobyl is more close to ukraine oh
then then spain for sure
yeah yeah yeah so what i'm saying to you is is that it's gonna it's gonna make
80 million people die
immediately wow so would you make that sacrifice for 80 million people well
there's 360 million people
in america do we have to make the decision now the commander's standing there
okay commander can i
ask you a few questions sir yeah sir commander sir yes you may you may okay so
listen hold on i talk i
talk slow yes where are you from commander moscow oh my name is vladimir great
go on vlad the impaler yes
i love your work wait
you may continue my fellow townsman downsman boy boy
so listen yes just because i do this yes what if in a few days something else
happens and then
then it's then we will send three more companies i'm not gonna no that's why i'm
not doing it but
yeah our offer is this we will give your family 40 rubles 40 50 50 50 100 rubles
100 rubles yes
sounds like every time i repeat what you say you go up did i say a thousand a
thousand rules yes
all the rubles all the rubles that your family can eat that we can eat yes you
must eat them
because you're gonna have cancer okay yeah how do we survive eat the money so
you wouldn't do it no way
Yeah! Woo! Yeah!