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i met up with a japanese pop group uh and filmed a video i saw that would you
connect are they a big
pop group yeah what are they called 5e oh yeah 5e the women pop group yeah zoom
in
they're so beautiful dax they're very beautiful yeah yeah and so we made a
video where we were
gonna make a pizza driver i saw it it was very funny very funny were they nice
yeah they were
very nice did they speak english uh yes but i don't think they understood
everything i said but yeah
yeah now were you attracted any of them uh uh yeah i think they're very pretty
no but was there one
that all of them you liked all of them yeah but i wasn't trying to i know but
if you were
if you were in chernobyl we're back in chernobyl would you would you would you
have sex with all
these women for country yes for country for country who which one of these
women yeah for country for
country or i'm a general right my name is vladimir right true normal it's on
fire okay for country
you must have sexual intercourse with one of these ladies which one would you
for country remember
what does for country mean for russia for mother for mother russia we will die
everyone everyone will die
oh including ukraine and poland yes yeah yeah and we love polo we love polo is
anyone interested in
who who's who would like to no we are telling you no you pick countrymen
yeah we're generals you must do it for country for country you pick
um can i point and you can not show it i feel bad yeah yeah yeah yeah well you
how about this we'll
bleep out the color of dress that she's wearing oh okay um and and you can bleep
that yeah we will
interesting blow blue blue one i say i'd do that one too so girl with the
the girl in the all right stop it we're gonna bank it we'll blank it out you
know we'll protect you
i gotta tell you they're all gorgeous yeah they're good they're gorgeous yeah
yeah gorgeous yeah
now my pick would be be honest yeah i'll pick did you develop a little crush uh
perhaps do you
communicate with them still well not directly with them but yeah i i definitely
would have a crush on
them yeah on one of them i'm saying we're not sharing with the crowd do you
have a crush on one of
them well do you that dax we have we have her here there she is come on out hey
there would there she
is good to see you again misha dax good to see you yeah so dax what are you
gonna do with this one
it's for country um would you like to uh sing or dance that dance look at me
right dax for country
the country yeah what would you like to do with her um that i don't have have
sex for to save the
country yes very good very good very good but we are not gonna use your penis
no wow that's great
anyway five you met with them five ve five yeah it's five it's five how would
you say that i well
they took i said five and then they told me five v wow oh i see it now dex i
see yeah i see it now
yeah yeah i see it now wow did you have any experiences that you didn't have in
la in japan um
go uh maybe going to that baseball game i sat in like the section where
everyone's like chanting
do the chant you've never been there in the chat in the stadium can you do the
chant for me
yeah like let's go let's go that's how they said that let's go let's go that
was the only english
part of the chant and then they said um and then there was like stuff in
japanese what would that be
i don't i don't i didn't know exactly what they're saying just pretend what do
you think what do you
think there was a what oh they're saying hello to the baseball hello let's go
let's go hello hello
that makes sense that makes sense what teams were playing the giants and the i
don't remember tokyo
giants right yeah or actually i think it has a different name tokyo big people
oh actually yeah i guess the tokyo giants yeah isn't that who you saw yeah who
are you rooting for
the giants there was uh i went and got sushi and and i was at like a conveyor
belt restaurant oh those
are fun those are fun very nice i was feeling kind of like nervous because i
didn't know how to get the
person's attention and then the girl beside me noticed that yeah so then she
like kind of helped
me yeah and then she started to talk to me through a google translate oh wow
the future yeah yeah i've
done that before did you talk back yes and that i kind of had a little crush on
her oh no no no yeah
she said she was also traveling by herself from where china oh yes good yes yes
yes yes so did you
exchange information no i just left what see this bro you had a crush and you
left like in the mood for
love oh it's no it's not that because that girl knew about the love what my
point is is that this is
what you have to do from now on you have one life to live you got to take
advice from this guy when it
comes to dating okay i'm saying because you're you're dating a lot thank you
what the fuck i didn't
there wasn't a shot yeah i said he's been he's got a swing with the bat well
let's get to the gifts
maybe okay wait time out let's go back yeah you had a crush on this girl that's
right you didn't
continue any of the no why uh i don't i don't know scared your fear yes and you're
you have fear of
rejection um or i i didn't want to make her feel weird well she's gonna say no
right yeah anyway so
you got to take risks yeah can we i really want to set you up on a date we
tried that you know he
doesn't want to you don't want to um i could i could do it i get i get nervous
but did we get any
submissions to carlos in the booth to date dax from last time didn't we plug
that yeah there we talked to
them urge watched a couple no i know but didn't we we didn't get any new ones
we didn't get any more
no well then let's plug it now guys plug it now you want to fall in love with
that dax look in the
camera yeah yeah and and do you know you know what let's go contact the spell
lady oh andreka andreka
let's go back to andreka we'll spend another 30 dollars i'm telling you be real
spend another 30 for
dax love spell we're doing a love spell let's do a spell for you bud okay okay
which one would you like
amazing more amor spell andreka's blood new moon new i think blood whatever the
blood is forever love
uh retrieve your lover uh sunburst love spell which one of these jumps out to
you
irresistible allure where is that spell okay irresistible allure spell so this
remarkable spell
highlights your very appealing characteristics bringing them to the surface so
others will see
your true and undeniable beauty once an irresistible allure spell is cast you
could feel more confident
be happy in your skin you like your skin dax why you're gonna like it more why
do you like your skin
because i don't have acne that's the right question answer yeah yeah yeah what's
your birthday
november 5th what year uh 1991 a 90s boy grab your wand dude yeah what's the
other person's name
i don't have a specific if known you don't know so just say yeah women yeah
yeah women of california
yeah please cast it once let's be more specific no no cast it two hours later i'll
go to yeah
cast it again at the cart we got to double it double down dude you don't you
got a hit dude
yeah yeah just came back from vegas dude you got a hit yeah and how much is
that spell oh my god
there's rush shipping and handling it's it's a spell that's what i did for uh
bob's okay good
okay we're confirmed we're confirmed yeah so so japan as a whole give it a
rating uh 10 out of 10.
10 out of 10. yes yeah hey can you do a love spell can you do look i'll pay
extra i swear to god the
money in the car you owe him like a hundred dollars this is better do another
love x that's for me oh a
love one for you yeah but do it for real i am get the same category that he has
all right it was just
well what else is there i'm so sorry it's so funny that you i know you really
believe it now i know i
do believe it because the way you just did that you were very cool yeah let me
read hold on he just went
well no sit in your seat i can't read do a forever love yeah and cast it twice
right three times and
trika does it two hours later again all right just do it twice then okay yeah
yeah so we both get one
okay okay right so you know i'm going by the way i'm going to italy in may
maybe you should come with
me to italy meet my parents okay hang out with me and my wife yeah i'm hoping
to be there when they
elect a new pope that'd be great would that be crazy the filipino one i'm
strong you want the
filipino yeah i think he's he i think he's gonna get it but wouldn't it be
crazy if i'm there when
they're smoking out the pope yeah you know when they puff the out the thing you
would know you
spanish cardinal peter erdo boo 72 year old dude they elect these guys just so
they'll die in a year
and a half i know you know i saw a funny meme the other day it was just so
funny can i show you this meme
yeah how are you feeling in general uh good life is good yeah yeah i've just
been a little tired from
trying to adjust my sleep but now i feel like i'm pretty much back to normal
from jet lag yeah yeah
how long did you stay in japan uh for seven days whoa so you didn't tell me
what you did the last
couple days uh i did the pop i met up with the pop stars yeah and then i mostly
just walked around
more uh and i and then i got y'all a gift as well we got gift oh my god i can't
hear we see yeah yeah
they're not like no it's the it's what the gift that what counts well i saw a
tick tock what it's a
thought i mean well no it's no it's actually the gift that counts i agree with
that statement it's
the gift that yeah yeah yeah yeah i saw a clip where i that that you like t-shirts
i do so i got you
some t-shirts the medium they're large i mean oh let me see i like that give
that to me i can wear that
wear that you can wear this yeah yeah yeah large and then yeah i don't i couldn't
here find anything
specific if you don't like them you could have this no what is that it's just
well it's just coins from
japan yeah he wants those is this for me yeah so where's mine
wait you got me two plain shirts for japan
it has nothing on them there's no symbol there's no they're from like a popular
japanese
fucking matter dude do you know you got me you know where they're from what uniqlo
we have those here i know we have those here that's what i was asking if you
did anything
different than l.a you know look up uniqlo locations i think there's one in the
mall so you
got me nothing dex thank you for this this is very nice shop uniqlo in the usa
i could get you
something else from here thank you dax this is very thoughtful bud you're
welcome but i can get
you something else yeah there's one in century city mall and there's one in the
valley should we just
return these and we can get something else no i cut the price tag off right
smart smart smart
now we can't return them well because i thought it would be rude
okay i do have one other shirt from there yeah it's in my car i don't want it
okay no what is it
does it say anything on it it has a collar
honestly dude go get it no i don't want it i i i need you to have it it's a
large i can't wear it
you know listen when you we send you to the congo where we just send you spain
whatever i don't
think spain now but wherever we send you get me a specific a medium shirt
specific to what would
the area that you're in okay yeah i mean like go to go to like a hard rock cafe
or go to like a hooters
or whatever and get hooters singapore i could order you a high i don't want i
can do that too okay okay
that's not what i want i want the thought that counts yeah yeah and you didn't
think that through
at all what was the thought of this the coins yeah yeah yeah let's go through
the let's go through
those coins go ahead this is just what was left over i i actually just couldn't
think of something
so you didn't buy any gifts and then you thought these guys sent me to japan i'll
just get your change
yeah okay well yeah i don't know if you collect coins we sent you to japan
do you collect coins no dude nobody does
i'll get y'all both different gifts no no no i don't want another gift okay
yeah i want you to give
him another gift you keep giving me change you keep giving me loose change from
wherever you go yeah i'm
fine with this yeah yeah loose change is good for me i'm giving me loose change
i do have i don't want
them i have like that from him i think this is very thoughtful the teachers
okay i actually appreciate
this i have a bill like a 10 000 yen bill that i was going to take to the
currency exchange but i could
give it to you no it's okay

Dax Flame Takes Dating Advice from Bobby Lee

i met up with a japanese pop group uh and filmed a video i saw that would you
connect are they a big
pop group yeah what are they called 5e oh yeah 5e the women pop group yeah zoom
in
they're so beautiful dax they're very beautiful yeah yeah and so we made a
video where we were
gonna make a pizza driver i saw it it was very funny very funny were they nice
yeah they were
very nice did they speak english uh yes but i don't think they understood
everything i said but yeah
yeah now were you attracted any of them uh uh yeah i think they're very pretty
no but was there one
that all of them you liked all of them yeah but i wasn't trying to i know but
if you were
if you were in chernobyl we're back in chernobyl would you would you would you
have sex with all
these women for country yes for country for country who which one of these
women yeah for country for
country or i'm a general right my name is vladimir right true normal it's on
fire okay for country
you must have sexual intercourse with one of these ladies which one would you
for country remember
what does for country mean for russia for mother for mother russia we will die
everyone everyone will die
oh including ukraine and poland yes yeah yeah and we love polo we love polo is
anyone interested in
who who's who would like to no we are telling you no you pick countrymen
yeah we're generals you must do it for country for country you pick
um can i point and you can not show it i feel bad yeah yeah yeah yeah well you
how about this we'll
bleep out the color of dress that she's wearing oh okay um and and you can bleep
that yeah we will
interesting blow blue blue one i say i'd do that one too so girl with the
the girl in the all right stop it we're gonna bank it we'll blank it out you
know we'll protect you
i gotta tell you they're all gorgeous yeah they're good they're gorgeous yeah
yeah gorgeous yeah
now my pick would be be honest yeah i'll pick did you develop a little crush uh
perhaps do you
communicate with them still well not directly with them but yeah i i definitely
would have a crush on
them yeah on one of them i'm saying we're not sharing with the crowd do you
have a crush on one of
them well do you that dax we have we have her here there she is come on out hey
there would there she
is good to see you again misha dax good to see you yeah so dax what are you
gonna do with this one
it's for country um would you like to uh sing or dance that dance look at me
right dax for country
the country yeah what would you like to do with her um that i don't have have
sex for to save the
country yes very good very good very good but we are not gonna use your penis
no wow that's great
anyway five you met with them five ve five yeah it's five it's five how would
you say that i well
they took i said five and then they told me five v wow oh i see it now dex i
see yeah i see it now
yeah yeah i see it now wow did you have any experiences that you didn't have in
la in japan um
go uh maybe going to that baseball game i sat in like the section where
everyone's like chanting
do the chant you've never been there in the chat in the stadium can you do the
chant for me
yeah like let's go let's go that's how they said that let's go let's go that
was the only english
part of the chant and then they said um and then there was like stuff in
japanese what would that be
i don't i don't i didn't know exactly what they're saying just pretend what do
you think what do you
think there was a what oh they're saying hello to the baseball hello let's go
let's go hello hello
that makes sense that makes sense what teams were playing the giants and the i
don't remember tokyo
giants right yeah or actually i think it has a different name tokyo big people
oh actually yeah i guess the tokyo giants yeah isn't that who you saw yeah who
are you rooting for
the giants there was uh i went and got sushi and and i was at like a conveyor
belt restaurant oh those
are fun those are fun very nice i was feeling kind of like nervous because i
didn't know how to get the
person's attention and then the girl beside me noticed that yeah so then she
like kind of helped
me yeah and then she started to talk to me through a google translate oh wow
the future yeah yeah i've
done that before did you talk back yes and that i kind of had a little crush on
her oh no no no yeah
she said she was also traveling by herself from where china oh yes good yes yes
yes yes so did you
exchange information no i just left what see this bro you had a crush and you
left like in the mood for
love oh it's no it's not that because that girl knew about the love what my
point is is that this is
what you have to do from now on you have one life to live you got to take
advice from this guy when it
comes to dating okay i'm saying because you're you're dating a lot thank you
what the fuck i didn't
there wasn't a shot yeah i said he's been he's got a swing with the bat well
let's get to the gifts
maybe okay wait time out let's go back yeah you had a crush on this girl that's
right you didn't
continue any of the no why uh i don't i don't know scared your fear yes and you're
you have fear of
rejection um or i i didn't want to make her feel weird well she's gonna say no
right yeah anyway so
you got to take risks yeah can we i really want to set you up on a date we
tried that you know he
doesn't want to you don't want to um i could i could do it i get i get nervous
but did we get any
submissions to carlos in the booth to date dax from last time didn't we plug
that yeah there we talked to
them urge watched a couple no i know but didn't we we didn't get any new ones
we didn't get any more
no well then let's plug it now guys plug it now you want to fall in love with
that dax look in the
camera yeah yeah and and do you know you know what let's go contact the spell
lady oh andreka andreka
let's go back to andreka we'll spend another 30 dollars i'm telling you be real
spend another 30 for
dax love spell we're doing a love spell let's do a spell for you bud okay okay
which one would you like
amazing more amor spell andreka's blood new moon new i think blood whatever the
blood is forever love
uh retrieve your lover uh sunburst love spell which one of these jumps out to
you
irresistible allure where is that spell okay irresistible allure spell so this
remarkable spell
highlights your very appealing characteristics bringing them to the surface so
others will see
your true and undeniable beauty once an irresistible allure spell is cast you
could feel more confident
be happy in your skin you like your skin dax why you're gonna like it more why
do you like your skin
because i don't have acne that's the right question answer yeah yeah yeah what's
your birthday
november 5th what year uh 1991 a 90s boy grab your wand dude yeah what's the
other person's name
i don't have a specific if known you don't know so just say yeah women yeah
yeah women of california
yeah please cast it once let's be more specific no no cast it two hours later i'll
go to yeah
cast it again at the cart we got to double it double down dude you don't you
got a hit dude
yeah yeah just came back from vegas dude you got a hit yeah and how much is
that spell oh my god
there's rush shipping and handling it's it's a spell that's what i did for uh
bob's okay good
okay we're confirmed we're confirmed yeah so so japan as a whole give it a
rating uh 10 out of 10.
10 out of 10. yes yeah hey can you do a love spell can you do look i'll pay
extra i swear to god the
money in the car you owe him like a hundred dollars this is better do another
love x that's for me oh a
love one for you yeah but do it for real i am get the same category that he has
all right it was just
well what else is there i'm so sorry it's so funny that you i know you really
believe it now i know i
do believe it because the way you just did that you were very cool yeah let me
read hold on he just went
well no sit in your seat i can't read do a forever love yeah and cast it twice
right three times and
trika does it two hours later again all right just do it twice then okay yeah
yeah so we both get one
okay okay right so you know i'm going by the way i'm going to italy in may
maybe you should come with
me to italy meet my parents okay hang out with me and my wife yeah i'm hoping
to be there when they
elect a new pope that'd be great would that be crazy the filipino one i'm
strong you want the
filipino yeah i think he's he i think he's gonna get it but wouldn't it be
crazy if i'm there when
they're smoking out the pope yeah you know when they puff the out the thing you
would know you
spanish cardinal peter erdo boo 72 year old dude they elect these guys just so
they'll die in a year
and a half i know you know i saw a funny meme the other day it was just so
funny can i show you this meme
yeah how are you feeling in general uh good life is good yeah yeah i've just
been a little tired from
trying to adjust my sleep but now i feel like i'm pretty much back to normal
from jet lag yeah yeah
how long did you stay in japan uh for seven days whoa so you didn't tell me
what you did the last
couple days uh i did the pop i met up with the pop stars yeah and then i mostly
just walked around
more uh and i and then i got y'all a gift as well we got gift oh my god i can't
hear we see yeah yeah
they're not like no it's the it's what the gift that what counts well i saw a
tick tock what it's a
thought i mean well no it's no it's actually the gift that counts i agree with
that statement it's
the gift that yeah yeah yeah yeah i saw a clip where i that that you like t-shirts
i do so i got you
some t-shirts the medium they're large i mean oh let me see i like that give
that to me i can wear that
wear that you can wear this yeah yeah yeah large and then yeah i don't i couldn't
here find anything
specific if you don't like them you could have this no what is that it's just
well it's just coins from
japan yeah he wants those is this for me yeah so where's mine
wait you got me two plain shirts for japan
it has nothing on them there's no symbol there's no they're from like a popular
japanese
fucking matter dude do you know you got me you know where they're from what uniqlo
we have those here i know we have those here that's what i was asking if you
did anything
different than l.a you know look up uniqlo locations i think there's one in the
mall so you
got me nothing dex thank you for this this is very nice shop uniqlo in the usa
i could get you
something else from here thank you dax this is very thoughtful bud you're
welcome but i can get
you something else yeah there's one in century city mall and there's one in the
valley should we just
return these and we can get something else no i cut the price tag off right
smart smart smart
now we can't return them well because i thought it would be rude
okay i do have one other shirt from there yeah it's in my car i don't want it
okay no what is it
does it say anything on it it has a collar
honestly dude go get it no i don't want it i i i need you to have it it's a
large i can't wear it
you know listen when you we send you to the congo where we just send you spain
whatever i don't
think spain now but wherever we send you get me a specific a medium shirt
specific to what would
the area that you're in okay yeah i mean like go to go to like a hard rock cafe
or go to like a hooters
or whatever and get hooters singapore i could order you a high i don't want i
can do that too okay okay
that's not what i want i want the thought that counts yeah yeah and you didn't
think that through
at all what was the thought of this the coins yeah yeah yeah let's go through
the let's go through
those coins go ahead this is just what was left over i i actually just couldn't
think of something
so you didn't buy any gifts and then you thought these guys sent me to japan i'll
just get your change
yeah okay well yeah i don't know if you collect coins we sent you to japan
do you collect coins no dude nobody does
i'll get y'al