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- Ladies and gentlemen of "Bad Friends" fans,
it is an honor, a privilege,
an incredible moment in our time with this show.
We have two unbelievably well-respected,
accomplished- - Please remember their names.
- Amazing people. - Please remember their names.
Please remember.
- Shia LaBeouf. - Yeah.
- And David Mamet.
- Hey. - Hey.
- What a duo. - What a duo.
- Yeah, yeah.
Abbott and Costello, we'd rather not have.
- That is nothing like this.
It's so not close to what this is.
- Simon and Garfunkel.
He does this a lot.
- Yeah, what happened to Garfunkel?
- Nobody gives a .
- Is he alive, is he alive, Dave?
- I don't know.
- Is he really alive?
Is Garfunkel still alive?
And that's how dark and mean this is.
And you know what happens on this show,
we shouldn't say anybody's name.
We talk about people on this show
and within how long, six months, they die.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We did that to the Pope.
- People think JD Vance killed him.
No, we did. - No, we did.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
- No, but I'm not kidding.
We literally just talked about the Pope.
We were just talking about him, nothing negative.
And then boom, he dies.
So all of our fans are like, please don't talk about people
anymore on the show.
- May I read it for the room?
- Yeah, can you read it?
- Yes, Garfunkel is alive.
He was born on November 5th, 1941.
- Isn't this incredible that you're,
David Mamet's such an incredible writer.
- I'm a terrible reader.
- A Pulitzer Prize winner.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And you can't even read four words
without anything complex inside of it.
- Yeah, well, give me a complex word.
I can say it right now.
- That's his genius.
- Give him a compliment.
- I'm a genius, right?
- I know you.
- Yeah, I know you too, dog.
- I've given you so many compliments.
If I give you another one today,
it'd be uncomfortable.
- Yeah, please don't.
- I got to do it.
It's the best t-shirt I've seen in 85 years.
- Oh, with a t-shirt.
- Oh, really?
- Where'd you get the t-shirt?
It's magnificent.
- Well, there was a, not dwarf,
but he's a small man, Dean Del Rey.
We know a small man who collects t-shirts.
And I was over at a house and he goes,
"You want this for 50?"
And I go, "Yeah."
- Have you gone to a vintage fair lately?
- $50?
- Yeah, is that too much?
- That's too much.
- No, man.
- Really?
- No, no, no.
If you go to a vintage fair now-
- Oh, he's big on the fashion though.
He spends on the fashion.
- Look at that.
- Yeah, but this is a remake, David.
This is an original.
This is like a print.
It's a lithograph.
- I love "Exile Main Street."
I love "Let It Bleed."
I like the band.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That goes, it's called Maidworn, guys.
- Yeah, so he goes to these,
there's a company called Maidworn.
They do this, it's like fake retro shirts.
- Oh, Bobby.
- It's great.
- You know, I knew when you were gonna come on,
you were gonna do this.
- You see those shoes, Bobby?
Those are actually worn.
Those are earned.
That's earned worn.
- These aren't earned.
These aren't earned, and these are called Golden Goose,
and they come distressed.
- No, Bobby.
- He likes pre-worn bullshit.
He loves it.
- I understand it, though.
I get it.
- Well, explain it to me, Shia.
If you understand it.
- I know you very well, Bobby.
I feel like I grew up with you in a weird way.
- You did?
- Yeah, in a weird way.
- Dad first.
- Well, I met him.
So, Radford Hall used to do these big comedy things,
like where they'd bring in all the comics.
- Can we talk about sobriety?
- Yeah, so I met him in a recovery.
Basically, we're in a big Radford Hall.
- I remember.
You were with a hottie.
- I was.
- Let him finish.
- I was.
- And Bobby was like the headliner for three years in a row.
And I remember the first year at Radford Hall,
I really wasn't looking forward to it.
And then Bobby got up about two minutes
and his dick came out.
And all the drunks in the hall loved him.
And it's been like that for three years.
And then I think on the third year,
I remember I went up to Bobby and I tried to talk to him.
You were very busy and you had a beautiful woman with you,
but I remember telling you, you're my favorite comic.
And then I said it to you three or four times from then on.
I saw you at Elijah's thing.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- That was really nice for you to show up to that.
- You took your dick out in front of all these people.
- Yeah, yeah, but it was that kind of party.
- It was that kind of party.
- You've never done anything like that before.
That's like a big, that's a new.
- Well.
- This was, this was, this was 2004 or something like that.
- 2004, dawg.
- Oh, let me tell you something.
He's still doing that bit.
He's still using that fucking bit.
- David, I have to say to you.
- Any male nudity in any of your films, David?
Any male nudity?
Any male nudity?
Any other questions?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I mean, yeah, do I look, like, like, look at attractive people
bringing each other up?
Yes.
- Yeah.
- But on the other hand, it's a cheap way to get out of a scene
that you don't know how to fix.
- Right.
- Yeah.
- That's right.
- I think if you're well endowed, you can't do male nudity.
I think it's only good if you're three inches and under
and then you can get away with it.
- That's what I say to him all the time.
The only reason he gets away, when we do live shows.
- 'Cause it's brave.
'Cause then it's brave.
'Cause then it's brave.
You look at Bobby do that and you go,
that man is so brave to do that.
- See, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're close.
I think if your penis is too big and you show your penis
on a live show, it's rude.
- Yeah, it's rude.
- I think if your penis is too small, it's fun.
- Yes.
- But if you have a regular penis, that's brave.
- Am I regular?
- You are.
- You're a regular.
- Oh, thank God.
- He is a regular.
- My dad used to say I was small the whole time.
- Well, your father was an alcoholic.
- My dad did that.
- Beat you with golf clubs.
So what does he know?
My dad did that.
- Guys, am I in a fucking time war?
- Sorry, sorry.
- Sorry.
- When I was a kid, I started doing this shit.
They'd say, what do you think about Mark Twain?
And we're talking about your dick.
- Sorry, that's my fault.
- I'm sorry.
- That's why I brought it up.
- What do you, what do you think?
- Things change, right?
- What do you think about Mark Twain?
- I love him.
- What about Mark Twain's dick though?
- He's a sloppy kisser.
Did you know that?
- Mark Twain?
- Did you know him?
- A sloppy kisser.
No, I didn't.
He was a little bit before my time.
He met General Grant and General Grant said,
the motherfucker stuck his tongue,
he stuck his tongue down my throat.
That's what he said about Mark Twain.
- Wow.
- Twain made out with Grant.
- What? Yeah.
- Wow.
- He said he was a shit kisser.
- Yeah, that's right.
- Great writer, shit kisser.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's incredible.
- Is that a thing from a kiss hello is,
a kiss hello is polite.
You have to receive it.
- You have to receive it.
- What if you're not in the mood for a kiss hello?
- Exactly so.
- You got to turn your head, but that's always,
don't you find that that's always,
you feel like it's a put down.
You're going to say,
oh, I guess it's the thing we kiss this person in the lip
and they turn their head a little bit.
- Right.
- You want to fucking die.
- Right.
- Well, the other day, I was, I was,
I went on a date with five, five times this girl,
remember the hot supermodel?
And the fifth time I went in to have a kiss
and she turned her head shot.
Oh guys, oh my God.
- Is this the girl that I met at the movie theater?
- No, no, no, no.
- Somebody new.
- He's got a new, he's amazing.
- It's a, it's a rotate.
It's like, what do you mean?
- Shia, you don't.
- I've never was never like that.
- You're in a relationship.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Oh, you're married.
- Never, never like that though.
- It's bingo balls for him.
It's like the rotating and he just pulls a new one
and then puts it away.
- You weren't like that either.
- What?
- You're a bit like me.
You're a little bit prude like, right?
It's like one girl for a long time and you know,
you're not dating five, six women.
- Define a long time.
- A long time, years and years and years.
- Well, yeah.
I've been married to the same wonderful broad for 35 years.
- But even in your young life, in your young life,
in your young life, you weren't doing this five,
six different days.
- Were you a coxman when you were young?
I feel like you were.
- It was the sixties.
- Okay, all right.
- Yeah, right.
- Everybody was free.
- That's an easy answer.
- William H. Macy, my great friend,
we grew up together, used to say in the sixties,
you were terrified that somewhere there was some woman
you hadn't had intercourse with.
- Wow, wow.
- Different time.
- Yeah.
- I'm afraid if I was in that time,
that I'd still be like, not doing well.
- Nothing would change.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd be striking out.
- In fact, you in the sixties,
it's probably harder to get laid.
- Oh, that's probably, yeah.
- A little Korean boy.
- I'd be the first incel.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
And they go, watch out for that guy.
- Talking shit on a new Reddit.
- Yeah.
- No, what are you talking about?
Yoko Ono was it?
Come on.
There was a whole thing going on.
Everybody was like, I gotta give me one of those.
- Asian women were fetishized back then.
- For sure.
- Yeah, but not Asian men.
- Not Asian men.
- We were fucked.
- This is a new revolution.
- Maybe you're right.
- Yeah, yeah.
We were like, oh, you're so right.
- You're right.
- Yeah, that guy.
- You're right.
- This is new, what's going on for you now?
- It's heavy.
- You're at the cutting edge of this new thing going on.
- What's the new thing?
- Well, he's got five, six different beautiful women
a week he dates.
- No, no, no, Chaya.
- You just said that.
- I know, dates.
- Dates is dates.
- Not sex.
- Okay, you mean just like a corned beef sandwich.
- Let me think about that.
- He loves corned beef sandwiches.
- I do love it.
I don't know how you got that, but yeah, it's just like that.
- Got it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, because I figured where you hang out,
you probably hang out at the places where you're very famous.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- He's the type to go to the corned beef sandwich spot next to the standup club
so he can get that social currency of the, "Hey, Bobby, good to see you again.
Want a corned beef?"
- Chaya.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Chaya, it's so good to have you here.
- I'm pretty dead on here, right?
- Yeah, yeah, you're on fire.
- He pretends that is not the case, but you see the idiots in the booth nodding.
This is 100% him.
He will position himself specifically in places where he knows he will be
recognized.
- Yeah.
- And he knows he will be fawned over.
He loves it.
- I want to say something because you guys haven't interrupted me before,
but if I may get this information.
- Yeah, go ahead, please.
- If I may.
My brother and I's favorite-
- Chaya, let me ask you something real fast.
- Yeah, sure.
What's that?
- Go ahead.
- Go ahead, Bobby.
- Sorry about that.
- You're really going to make me mad today.
I'm stuttering.
- All right.
- I got some muscles on it.
- Yeah, dude, go ahead.
He's on Ozempic, so he's on this kick now.
- Yeah, you do look dinner.
- Yeah, stand up and show him.
Do the thing.
- All right.
- Take to lift up the shirt.
He lost a bunch of weight.
- Yeah.
- Oh, real good.
- Yeah.
- Real good, looking good.
- Yeah, good.
- Okay.
- Looking good, yeah.
- You didn't need to rub.
- I didn't.
That's one of my powers.
- All right, talk about your brother.
- No, but my brother and I,
it's a favorite movie is Glenn,
Larry, Glenn Ross.
- Yeah?
- No way.
- Yeah.
- I would've never pegged that.
- It's our favorite movie.
- I see you liking it.
- In fact, there's an Asian lady
that's at the coat.
- He knows.
- The coat, I worked with her before.
- Oh, in the movie?
- Yeah, in the movie, there's an Asian lady
that gives people, like I think Pacino, a coat or something.
- Like a coat check.
- At a coat check.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I worked with her once and I kept bombarding her
with like, what was it like?
This and that, you know what I mean?
- How embedded in the zeitgeist is
coffee's foreclosers.
It's such like a, it's a thing
that literally everybody knows.
- Yeah.
- I wrote this play Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross,
and I did it as a movie and I put in this extra scene
for Alec Baldwin that says coffee is foreclosers.
It's all everybody remembers about the stupid-
- It's funny how, why did, like why,
it's weird when things get picked out.
Like I did, I work with Pete Fairley, same kind of thing.
And Fairley says, the thing that you think
people will pick out of it is probably the thing
that they least will recognize.
And the thing that you can't fucking believe they took,
like the coffee's foreclosers, you never thought
that that was like a moment that people
would steal and then it would be like used over
in other things forever.
Because it is, they put it in fucking like Family Guy
or other shows will reference it.
- Yeah, that's great.
And what everybody loves, everybody loves,
everybody adores you and the movie.
- Yes, not everybody.
- Yes, yes.
- Oh, wait a second.
- Everybody in this fucking room.
- So my, wait, my producer calls me up today.
My producer calls up, he says,
"Dave, you've been doing this forever.
I don't want to tell you your business,
but don't forget to plug the movie."
- Yeah, let's do that then.
- The movie's called...
- We'll do it later.
- Yeah, okay, later.
- We do it later!
We don't do it now!
- We'll do it fucking later.
But here's the thing.
In the movie, he's got a line,
he plays a prisoner.
And the other guy, Evan Jonakide,
who is the guy who he's turning out as now,
is punk, says,
"But how do you know all this shit?"
And his line is,
"Baby, I do this for a living."
So that's, everybody's talking about that.
- Yeah, I was gonna say,
I think you're being humble.
I think Dave does know.
I think when we're doing the play,
he's there.
It's not like Dave's gone and the play's dead,
and then we're just putting it up.
He's in the crowd.
He's not watching us.
For the most part,
I mean, I don't know what you're watching,
but when I'm backstage watching you watch,
it's a whole lot of...
You know, he's in the back.
He's all the way in the back,
watching the backs of heads.
- Wow.
- And so when heads start to start looking around and stuff,
he's gotta fix his script.
At least what it feels like.
The stuff that gets revised,
and we don't get much of it,
and it happens pretty quick,
and it happens pretty early in the process,
but he'll come to the first five, six, seven different shows,
and he'll watch the crowd move around,
and you'll get these little revisions,
and that'll be the last of it.
- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!

Shia LaBeouf Roasts Bobby Lee

- Ladies and gentlemen of "Bad Friends" fans,
it is an honor, a privilege,
an incredible moment in our time with this show.
We have two unbelievably well-respected,
accomplished- - Please remember their names.
- Amazing people. - Please remember their names.
Please remember.
- Shia LaBeouf. - Yeah.
- And David Mamet.
- Hey. - Hey.
- What a duo. - What a duo.
- Yeah, yeah.
Abbott and Costello, we'd rather not have.
- That is nothing like this.
It's so not close to what this is.
- Simon and Garfunkel.
He does this a lot.
- Yeah, what happened to Garfunkel?
- Nobody gives a .
- Is he alive, is he alive, Dave?
- I don't know.
- Is he really alive?
Is Garfunkel still alive?
And that's how dark and mean this is.
And you know what happens on this show,
we shouldn't say anybody's name.
We talk about people on this show
and within how long, six months, they die.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We did that to the Pope.
- People think JD Vance killed him.
No, we did. - No, we did.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
- No, but I'm not kidding.
We literally just talked about the Pope.
We were just talking about him, nothing negative.
And then boom, he dies.
So all of our fans are like, please don't talk about people
anymore on the show.
- May I read it for the room?
- Yeah, can you read it?
- Yes, Garfunkel is alive.
He was born on November 5th, 1941.
- Isn't this incredible that you're,
David Mamet's such an incredible writer.
- I'm a terrible reader.
- A Pulitzer Prize winner.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And you can't even read four words
without anything complex inside of it.
- Yeah, well, give me a complex word.
I can say it right now.
- That's his genius.
- Give him a compliment.
- I'm a genius, right?
- I know you.
- Yeah, I know you too, dog.
- I've given you so many compliments.
If I give you another one today,
it'd be uncomfortable.
- Yeah, please don't.
- I got to do it.
It's the best t-shirt I've seen in 85 years.
- Oh, with a t-shirt.
- Oh, really?
- Where'd you get the t-shirt?
It's magnificent.
- Well, there was a, not dwarf,
but he's a small man, Dean Del Rey.
We know a small man who collects t-shirts.
And I was over at a house and he goes,
"You want this for 50?"
And I go, "Yeah."
- Have you gone to a vintage fair lately?
- $50?
- Yeah, is that too much?
- That's too much.
- No, man.
- Really?
- No, no, no.
If you go to a vintage fair now-
- Oh, he's big on the fashion though.
He spends on the fashion.
- Look at that.
- Yeah, but this is a remake, David.
This is an original.
This is like a print.
It's a lithograph.
- I love "Exile Main Street."
I love "Let It Bleed."
I like the band.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That goes, it's called Maidworn, guys.
- Yeah, so he goes to these,
there's a company called Maidworn.
They do this, it's like fake retro shirts.
- Oh, Bobby.
- It's great.
- You know, I knew when you were gonna come on,
you were gonna do this.
- You see those shoes, Bobby?
Those are actually worn.
Those are earned.
That's earned worn.
- These aren't earned.
These aren't earned, and these are called Golden Goose,
and they come distressed.
- No, Bobby.
- He likes pre-worn bullshit.
He loves it.
- I understand it, though.
I get it.
- Well, explain it to me, Shia.
If you understand it.
- I know you very well, Bobby.
I feel like I grew up with you in a weird way.
- You did?
- Yeah, in a weird way.
- Dad first.
- Well, I met him.
So, Radford Hall used to do these big comedy things,
like where they'd bring in all the comics.
- Can we talk about sobriety?
- Yeah, so I met him in a recovery.
Basically, we're in a big Radford Hall.
- I remember.
You were with a hottie.
- I was.
- Let him finish.
- I was.
- And Bobby was like the headliner for three years in a row.
And I remember the first year at Radford Hall,
I really wasn't looking forward to it.
And then Bobby got up about two minutes
and his dick came out.
And all the drunks in the hall loved him.
And it's been like that for three years.
And then I think on the third year,
I remember I went up to Bobby and I tried to talk to him.
You were very busy and you had a beautiful woman with you,
but I remember telling you, you're my favorite comic.
And then I said it to you three or four times from then on.
I saw you at Elijah's thing.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- That was really nice for you to show up to that.
- You took your dick out in front of all these people.
- Yeah, yeah, but it was that kind of party.
- It was that kind of party.
- You've never done anything like that before.
That's like a big, that's a new.
- Well.
- This was, this was, this was 2004 or something like that.
- 2004, dawg.
- Oh, let me tell you something.
He's still doing that bit.
He's still using that fucking bit.
- David, I have to say to you.
- Any male nudity in any of your films, David?
Any male nudity?
Any male nudity?
Any other questions?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I mean, yeah, do I look, like, like, look at attractive people
bringing each other up?
Yes.
- Yeah.
- But on the other hand, it's a cheap way to get out of a scene
that you don't know how to fix.
- Right.
- Yeah.
- That's right.
- I think if you're well endowed, you can't do male nudity.
I think it's only good if you're three inches and under
and then you can get away with it.
- That's what I say to him all the time.
The only reason he gets away, when we do live shows.
- 'Cause it's brave.
'Cause then it's brave.
'Cause then it's brave.
You look at Bobby do that and you go,
that man is so brave to do that.
- See, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're close.
I think if your penis is too big and you show your penis
on a live show, it's rude.
- Yeah, it's rude.
- I think if your penis is too small, it's fun.
- Yes.
- But if you have a regular penis, that's brave.
- Am I regular?
- You are.
- You're a regular.
- Oh, thank God.
- He is a regular.
- My dad used to say I was small the whole time.
- Well, your father was an alcoholic.
- My dad did that.
- Beat you with golf clubs.
So what does he know?
My dad did that.
- Guys, am I in a fucking time war?
- Sorry, sorry.
- Sorry.
- When I was a kid, I started doing this shit.
They'd say, what do you think about Mark Twain?
And we're talking about your dick.
- Sorry, that's my fault.
- I'm sorry.
- That's why I brought it up.
- What do you, what do you think?
- Things change, right?
- What do you think about Mark Twain?
- I love him.
- What about Mark Twain's dick though?
- He's a sloppy kisser.
Did you know that?
- Mark Twain?
- Did you know him?
- A sloppy kisser.
No, I didn't.
He was a little bit before my time.
He met General Grant and General Grant said,
the motherfucker stuck his tongue,
he stuck his tongue down my throat.
That's what he said about Mark Twain.
- Wow.
- Twain made out with Grant.
- What? Yeah.
- Wow.
- He said he was a shit kisser.
- Yeah, that's right.
- Great writer, shit kisser.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's incredible.
- Is that a thing from a kiss hello is,
a kiss hello is polite.
You have to receive it.
- You have to receive it.
- What if you're not in the mood for a kiss hello?
- Exactly so.
- You got to turn your head, but that's always,
don't you find that that's always,
you feel like it's a put down.
You're going to say,
oh, I guess it's the thing we kiss this person in the lip
and they turn their head a little bit.
- Right.
- You want to fucking die.
- Right.
- Well, the other day, I was, I was,
I went on a date with five, five times this girl,
remember the hot supermodel?
And the fifth time I went in to have a kiss
and she turned her head shot.
Oh guys, oh my God.
- Is this the girl that I met at the movie theater?
- No, no, no, no.
- Somebody new.
- He's got a new, he's amazing.
- It's a, it's a rotate.
It's like, what do you mean?
- Shia, you don't.
- I've never was never like that.
- You're in a relationship.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Oh, you're married.
- Never, never like that though.
- It's bingo balls for him.
It's like the rotating and he just pulls a new one
and then puts it away.
- You weren't like that either.
- What?
- You're a bit like me.
You're a little bit prude like, right?
It's like one girl for a long time and you know,
you're not dating five, six women.
- Define a long time.
- A long time, years and years and years.
- Well, yeah.
I've been married to the same wonderful broad for 35 years.
- But even in your young life, in your young life,
in your young life, you weren't doing this five,
six different days.
- Were you a coxman when you were young?
I feel like you were.
- It was the sixties.
- Okay, all right.
- Yeah, right.
- Everybody was free.
- That's an easy answer.
- William H. Macy, my great friend,
we grew up together, used to say in the sixties,
you were terrified that somewhere there was some woman
you hadn't had intercourse with.
- Wow, wow.
- Different time.
- Yeah.
- I'm afraid if I was in that time,
that I'd still be like, not doing well.
- Nothing would change.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd be striking out.
- In fact, you in the sixties,
it's probably harder to get laid.
- Oh, that's probably, yeah.
- A little Korean boy.
- I'd be the first incel.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
And they go, watch out for that guy.
- Talking shit on a new Reddit.
- Yeah.
- No, what are you talking about?
Yoko Ono was it?
Come on.
There was a whole thing going on.
Everybody was like, I gotta give me one of those.
- Asian women were fetishized back then.
- For sure.
- Yeah, but not Asian men.
- Not Asian men.
- We were fucked.
- This is a new revolution.
- Maybe you're right.
- Yeah, yeah.
We were like, oh, you're so right.
- You're right.
- Yeah, that guy.
- You're right.
- This is new, what's going on for you now?
- It's heavy.
- You're at the cutting edge of this new thing going on.
- What's the new thing?
- Well, he's got five, six different beautiful women
a week he dates.
- No, no, no, Chaya.
- You just said that.
- I know, dates.
- Dates is dates.
- Not sex.
- Okay, you mean just like a corned beef sandwich.
- Let me think about that.
- He loves corned beef sandwiches.
- I do love it.
I don't know how you got that, but yeah, it's just like that.
- Got it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, because I figured where you hang out,
you probably hang out at the places where you're very famous.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- He's the type to go to the corned beef sandwich spot next to the standup club
so he can get that social currency of the, "Hey, Bobby, good to see you again.
Want a corned beef?"
- Chaya.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Chaya, it's so good to have you here.
- I'm pretty dead on here, right?
- Yeah, yeah, you're on fire.
- He pretends that is not the case, but you see the idiots in the booth nodding.
This is 100% him.
He will position himself specifically in places where he knows he will be
recognized.
- Yeah.
- And he knows he will be fawned over.
He loves it.
- I want to say something because you guys haven't interrupted me before,
but if I may get this information.
- Yeah, go ahead, please.
- If I may.
My brother and I's favorite-
- Chaya, let me ask you something real fast.
- Yeah, sure.
What's that?
- Go ahead.
- Go ahead, Bobby.
- Sorry about that.
- You're really going to make me mad today.
I'm stuttering.
- All right.
- I got some muscles on it.
- Yeah, dude, go ahead.
He's on Ozempic, so he's on this kick now.
- Yeah, you do look dinner.
- Yeah, stand up and show him.
Do the thing.
- All right.
- Take to lift up the shirt.
He lost a bunch of weight.
- Yeah.
- Oh, real good.
- Yeah.
- Real good, looking good.
- Yeah, good.
- Okay.
- Looking good, yeah.
- You didn't need to rub.
- I didn't.
That's one of my powers.
- All right, talk about your brother.
- No, but my brother and I,
it's a favorite movie is Glenn,
Larry, Glenn Ross.
- Yeah?
- No way.
- Yeah.
- I would've never pegged that.
- It's our favorite movie.
- I see you liking it.
- In fact, there's an Asian lady
that's at the coat.
- He knows.
- The coat, I worked with her before.
- Oh, in the movie?
- Yeah, in the movie, there's an Asian lady
that gives people, like I think Pacino, a coat 