Name: Bobby Lee's NEW Comedy Special is Called....
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's NEW Comedy Special is Called....' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's NEW Comedy Special is Called....' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-18. Transcript available.

okay now go wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let him put drinks on
your back until
carlos can clear off the table yeah use him as a table yeah good boy i i don't
hear anything no
god damn it man i think he might have oh there we go yeah you just had yeah did
you just did you
do that we could bring it down a little bit okay thank you all the way it's
pretty hot that's all
okay you can bring it down a little sorry sir thank you i was like i got your
death yeah what
wow whoa wait what what i just got it i'm trying to insult our guest fancy spaniard
yeah dude
number one we're family yeah that's number one number two he's the king number
two number three
right number three andrew's what kind of death watch your tone bud bro you want
to get shipped back
you want ice you want me to you want me to send ice i have a boss partner what
i'll bring fire dude
it is funny he is a citizen that sounds like he just got did you just get the
passport yeah two
years ago oh okay okay it sounded like it sounded like it arrived last week no
i have a passport now
no he did he took a citizenship test and he's an american citizen we're proud
of him
yeah way to go man so let's say i'm not you let's say tom let's introduce our
guest ladies and gentlemen
our guest today is one of the most powerful poignant it's too much it's a lot
it's tom segura thank you
no take out poignant poignant and powerful he is powerful and poignant okay and
he has a show out
right now on netflix called bad thoughts which we are going to sue for as a bad
friends
company man it's right there right it's are there other words you could have
used yeah
than bad there were awful 300 that we can say awful thoughts it could have been
yeah yeah atrocious
thoughts yep yeah alliteration would have been good like tyrannic uh terrible
terrible
thoughts little rex well thought tyrannosaurus rex yeah yeah synonyms for bad
you could have used yeah
zoom in zoom in uh substandard unacceptable would have been good unacceptable
thoughts second rate
oh yeah dreadful yeah dreadful not up to par thoughts unlucky
grim thoughts have you thought about what you're going to name your special no
i haven't tom it's one
of the worst times you can have i know i can't think of it i just did mine i
know i know you're
your titles yeah but i know your title's great there's this thing too when you
uh when you're naming
and they pointed us out to me because we were submitting just dozens of them
yeah uh every title
sounds fake until it's like official right when you're throwing them around you're
like that sounds
like a made up that doesn't sound real well chat gbt says bobby's comedy
special should be called tiger
dad unfiltered kimchi the slept king pork chop samurai undiagnosed uh that's
the only one
trauma llama is so good i feel like if if you do go with still bobby you got to
do one of these poses
how about this still bobby still bobby yeah no does your title i was thinking
about this because you
guys are the pros correct and you guys are better than me that's right yeah
keep going yeah what as
people you mean people draw better mediums as people as comics as friends as uh
as uh actors as writers
as performers yeah everything really yeah you know take it away okay now good
now go yeah
this is so good anyway um what i was gonna say does your title have anything to
do with your
jokes or your theme or can it just be random it can be anything all right well
why can't i just do
the slept king you can yeah yeah drama llama is more fun yeah but i don't have
jokes about llamas
yeah i certainly think you could write one let's do one right now go ahead
what did the llama say to his twin brother llama what did he say you can open
it you know because
you're pretty good right yeah that's dead on what go ahead well the opener is
your table
setter for the hour so that's a good way to start the hour let people know what
kind of show they're
gonna do really sure yeah well listen you're my you're a better friend than me
right and you're a
better actor and all that's correct he said right but what i'm saying to you is
that are you being real
right now yeah you think that joke i just wrote should be my opening joke for
the special yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah i mean you might maybe workshop it a little um do thank you ladies
and gentlemen
thanks for coming man my first special
whoo san diego hey what's up trouble lover
what thanks for bringing it up guy you're right what did the one llama say to
the swin llama brother
what did he say what
everybody's laughing losing it dude i'm losing it my favorite thing you said is
it's the table setting for
the entire special and it made me think immediately i know that's a turn of
phrase but how bobby has
literally never set a table his entire life it's i went to etiquette school no
you didn't i i there's
a paper in poway i have a clipping of it of me going to etiquette school they
took a photo of me
why did they take a photo of you going to etiquette school because i didn't
know what a fork was
how old were you 12 or something and so i was like there's so yeah it was like
that and i picked up a
fork what no that's not me oh i was picking up a fork like looking at it like
this is a fork you
know what i mean and i was like dude you went to etiquette class for how long
be honest for like a
year we also learned dancing ballroom dancing shut up yeah yeah you know what's
so funny is that you
have none of none of that is in you or about like when i'm i've you know i love
you and i've and i've
introduced you to different people in my life and all of them are like where's
this alien from like
within a minute they're like this no no fuck off tom i think it's your
projection because i'm going to say
something i'll tell you why we were in toronto backstage yeah and he said the
same exact privately
he goes where are you from you're so weird yeah and i think that's his own
projection i think i'm
normal wait why are you saying he's not that's hilarious yeah why what would he
be projecting he's
weird no yeah yeah you don't think that's weird i think he's he's about as he's
about as low weird
on the weird scale as you are the highest of the what's weird about me though
what's weird
that you're peruvian maybe you look like a white guy okay that's kind of weird
sure i would say right
it was interesting not weird yeah yeah that's more interesting than weird yeah
yeah that's like oh
you're proving proving that's interesting i didn't know that you're the only
guy that lost weight that
looks worse wow dude okay you see what he's doing and by the by the way you
look right he tried to
go to battle with shane gillis didn't end well so yeah it didn't end well yeah
yeah well you know
uh here's another thing that you're weird yeah you you're you surprise me that's
weird yeah because
it's like you're dynamic but you know you hide your talents what are you
talking about i don't
know i'm just yeah it's not working yeah he's not weird look carlos weird he's
weird man we know
what weird is we have it all over look at the window of weirdos he said alien
you are quite alien so
i walk into like a dinner like dude but here's the thing you you take this you
always get defensive
like it's a like it's a critique right but what i'm saying is that it's a
celebration like when
people meet you like i we've we've toured together you came and did bad thought
you did an episode of
bad thoughts with me i have another thing that i've let him finish okay but go
ahead so like in in both scenarios
you know like i go like oh here this is my friend bobby's great comic and
everyone you know it's like
oh cool always if not within the first 20 minutes within the first few hours
people pull me aside
and they're like yo this guy's out of his mind dude story my fucking life it's
gotta be right every day
of my life and why does he react this way though he pretends this is an act it's
a he does this because he
wants this is him ramping up yeah you know how like somebody ramps up yeah he's
ramping up silently look
at him go ahead and say what you want to say back
you