Name: "I'm NOT Eccentric!!!" - Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2025-06-19T16:01:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"I'm NOT Eccentric!!!" - Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"I'm NOT Eccentric!!!" - Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-19. Transcript available.

- People used to call me eccentric.
- Eccentric.
- Whatever it is.
- Yeah, that's the one.
- And um.
- Expresso.
- Yeah, and I,
espresso, eccentric.
- Can you get me espresso?
I'm an eccentric.
That's what you should call your special.
Eccentric espresso.
- Oh, all right, okay.
- What did that Rama?
Save two, she's a queen brother.
- Oh, you're on fire today.
- Okay, go.
- But women used to go, you're eccentric.
And I Googled it and I don't think that I'm any of that.
- You are eccentric.
We've looked it up on this show.
- Yeah, but yeah.
So, um.
- Unconventional and slightly strange.
- Yeah, but that's about, that's about, that's about society.
You know, like society tells you how to behave one way.
- Right, not everybody's weird about you.
- Yeah, that's what.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Here's the deal.
You are eccentric.
We love, that's what we like about you.
- It's the most fun thing.
- But I honestly, can I just say, oh, can I just,
I honestly think that I'm normal.
- For you, you are.
- When I wake up, I go, oh, normal.
You know what I mean?
Like, no, I don't do that.
- You were about to.
- No, I don't do that.
No, no, no, no.
I go, ooh.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Good morning.
I go, oh, morning.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, like that, right?
- Okay, can I give you an example?
- Okay.
- Here's the deal.
- I don't like this.
- If I said to my mom and dad in Chicago,
if I said, Tom Segura's coming over for dinner tonight,
they'd go, oh, wow, awesome.
Oh my God.
And then if I say, when I said, Bobby, mom, dad,
Bobby's coming up for dinner.
- Yeah.
- My mom goes, really?
What does he eat?
- Okay.
- That's a fact.
They were there.
- All right.
When I went to your fucking Thanksgiving fucking dinner,
right?
- Yeah.
- Wasn't I polite?
- You were.
- And a joy.
- It blew my fucking.
- 'Cause that's who I am.
You were putting on.
- That's who I am.
That's who I am.
I'm a normal dude.
- How much of an act was he fucking putting on?
It was unbelievable.
- You were watching football with his dad.
- It's such bullshit.
- 'Cause that's what I do in my normal life, dude.
- He's such a liar.
- Have you ever watched football before?
- No.
- No.
- But it's like, oh, the Kansas City Chiefs
are playing the Philadelphia, Philadelphia.
- Yeah.
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause they should change the name.
- No, they did.
- Yeah, yeah.
- They changed it, Philadelphia, Philadelphia.
- Skyhawks, whatever they are.
- The Skyhawks.
- So, yeah.
- It's so close.
- Yeah, so, yeah, yeah.
I think it's Eagles.
- Hey!
- There we go.
- You got it.
- Okay, name some football team.
- Okay, you wanna guess?
Pittsburgh.
- Steelers.
- Very good.
- Detroit.
- Lions.
- Chicago?
- Gotta know that.
- Bears.
- Arizona.
That's a tricky one.
- Cardinals.
- Oh, that's good.
Wow.
- You know them all.
- So, that's my point.
I act like this in show business areas.
- Good for you.
- Right?
So, like, you know, I met Chuck Lorre the other day.
- Mmm.
- You know what I mean?
- Brag.
Big brag.
Big brag.
- When you said you met, was it a general?
Like, was it a...
- No, we were just hanging out.
- Where?
- We were just hanging out, me and Chuck Lorre.
- And I act weird around him, 'cause I'm like,
"Use me as an innocent comedy, five and a half guys,"
or whatever, you know?
- Right.
- And so, it's like, I act, I can see myself act,
like, my brother does it.
My brother acts weird in front of you guys.
He's, that's not who he is.
- You're right, I've seen both sides of your brother.
- Yeah.
So, it's like, I think that I kind of, like,
accentuate certain things.
- You play it up.
- Right.
- Yeah, that's normal though.
- Thank you so much.
- Okay.
- I have a qualm with you.
- Tell me.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- So, this fool, right?
You know what, I'll bring it up privately.
- No, do it now.
You might as well do it now.
- That look was fucking, you have a look now, Dan.
- Now?
- Yeah.
Yeah, your look now is improved dramatically.
- What do you mean?
He can look at me with an eye, or both eyes, if you may,
and you can go, just in one eye, shut the fuck up.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
- But I wasn't doing that.
- He didn't do that, though.
- I didn't do that.
- Tell me what the-
- I'm curious as to what your qualm is.
- Okay.
- Oh, check this out, dude.
This is so funny.
- What?
- Here's, here, I'm Bobby.
Making it up.
- No, I'm not, I'm not making it, I'm not making it up.
- Making it up right now in my head.
Making it up.
I'm making it up.
I'm fucking making it up right now in my head.
Go.
- I'm not gonna say it.
- Oh, come on, bro.
- Come on, dude, don't do this.
Just do it.
- What's your qualm?
- Please.
- So, what was the qualm was that you called me.
- Yeah.
- Hey, I'm doing a project.
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.
- And I go, and you called me FaceTime.
- Mm-hmm.
- So then I went to your bad thoughts thing.
- Yeah.
- And I went to the director.
I'm like, of the project that you're doing.
And I go, am I, I'm in it, right?
He's like, we'll see.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I don't understand.
- Hold on one second.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna give this story the light.
Is this, is that it?
- Wait, you went to the premiere.
That's what you're saying?
- And you were worried you weren't in it?
You're in the fucking show.
- No, it was a different project.
- Oh.
- What?
- The movie.
- The movie, okay.
- You called me a movie,
and then when I went to the, and talked to the director,
he made it seem like I wasn't in it.
- Maybe you're not.
- What did he say?
- He goes, we'll, maybe he was joking,
like, we're gonna have to audition or something,
but you know what I mean?
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
- Interesting.
- Were you good in the movie, do you think?
- We haven't done it yet.
- So what the fuck are you talking about?
- He's, he's talking about that there's a movie coming up.
- Yeah.
- That your offer's coming this week for.
- Yeah.
- And...
- Oh, wow.
- I believe that.
- Wow.
- Yeah, he'll turn it down.
- He might.
- You know how he does.
- He might.
- You know what I mean?
- He just might.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, you know what?
We can't all do karate ghost.
- You're a karate ghost?
- Dude, this guy,
- What's karate ghost?
- My favorite thing about Bobby,
sometimes Bobby's like,
don't do the Asian accent anymore, man.
I'm trying to get away from that kind of shit.
And I'm like, okay, fine.
What'd you do this week?
He's like, I shot karate ghost.
- What is that? Deadline?
- Yeah.
- It's not Deadline.
- Belushi, Bobby Lee, and who else?
Tim Rosin, Colton Gobo.
Those are fake names.
Those are AI.
- Well, that dude right there
is in the new Karate Kid movie.
- I know, buddy.
I'm just teasing.
- Okay.
- Wait, so have you...
- I shot it already.
Steve Howie's in it, too.
- Is it just your voice?
- No, no.
I'm literally in it.
- But...
- Ooh, wax on.
- Stop it.
- What the fuck?
- It's a good movie.
It's gonna be big.
- It's gonna be big.
- How was it?
Steve Howie's in it, by the way.
Here's how I know Steve Howie's in it.
- What?
- Steve Howie called me.
I was at the gym and he called me to say,
"Hey, man, did Bobby change his number?"
I can't get through to him at all.
I was like, "You got the right number, buddy."
- Yeah, yeah, I texted him back, though.
- You did, finally.
- We called him, yeah, I called him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Set in a town ruled by an absurd karate law,
the film watches a lonely teen form an unlikely bond
with the ghost of his late father's favorite action hero.
Is that right?
- Yeah.
- You're the fake.
- No, I play a sensei.
And I do a thick Asian accent.
I do a thick Asian accent.
- I was gonna say, "How's your English?"
In it.
Is it the kind we all wanna hear?
All right.
- But it's based on a popular comic book, right?
In a video game?
Or audio?
- Yeah, so here's the deal, okay?
I fucking-
- Look at you in that IMDB photo.
That's great, man.
Down there.
- This guy's killing it, man.
- No, it was- - Yeah, that one.
- Yeah.
- That was from a long time ago.
- 96.
- 1996.
- That's when VH1 was still on the air.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So handsome.
- Okay, anyway, this is what happened, Tom.
- Kick punch.
- I had to-
- I had to-
- You had to-
- You had to-