Name: Bobby Lee Gets Roasted for 12 Minutes Straight
Uploaded: 2025-06-24T16:46:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Gets Roasted for 12 Minutes Straight' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Gets Roasted for 12 Minutes Straight' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-24. Transcript available.

i didn't show up to a meeting you
yeah was it at noon or something you're like 10 a.m in the morning 10 30 carlos
and i were on
the phone with ireland we were zooming with ireland doing morning press and uh
they were
like uh where's bobby is bobby is bobby gonna be coming with you yeah i was
like well he's not in
my house we have two separate homes so i don't know where and they're like
really can you get
a hold of bobby and i was like i can't we can't get a hold of bobby yeah how
mad were you we had
this plan how mad how mad were you i said you're right irishman we have had
this plan for weeks
yeah i can't believe bobby's not on the call i was like i can't either you know
what dude he never
does stuff like this and the irishman goes ah that's so disappointing that i
thought we'd get
you together and you'd be goofing together and i said me too me too bud me too
i know how many times
i apologize for it um karate ghost can we not talk about karate ghost you didn't
even tell me by the
way what about what well you i you had asked me and and you know about about
you and bad thoughts
and you're like is it funny is it good and i was like and then i was like thank
you so much for
doing it did you watch it the you know he didn't watch it you didn't watch it
no chance you didn't
watch yourself no no okay well so what happened was this okay what happened i'll
tell you what happened
so gilbert from tiger belly correct i made him watch it so he saw the whole
show so you paid
another guy to watch your scene for you and and then before because you know i
mean and he goes
your sketches is not as strong you know as the other sketches is it your fault
i know what just
listen to what i'm saying tom all right so what i'm saying is that and so i'm
like oh but i have to
say i've gotten gotten a lot of texas how great i was in it you're so funny in
it so my point is is
that thank you so much okay you were you were really great in it honestly thank
you so why didn't you
want to watch it andrew do you watch everything you're in no but i watch
everything you're in
i know and i watch nicky nicks lately did you nicky snicky yeah what's it about
it's about golf
baby that's right yeah very good say less anyway um so um i don't watch things
that i'm in me neither
right but um sometimes i force myself to yeah i mean i'm trapped into it you're
gonna be happy with
yourself in this one day when you see it you're very funny in it also um if if
it was shown at the
premiere i would have been forced to watch it but it's like um but based on the
other sketches on the
show let me say is this okay i was talking to my date um about it and i go
number one i've never
seen anything like it okay number two it's shot like a film number three it's
crazy funny so what i'm
saying is is that um thank you for putting me in it yeah yeah um i think it's
uh it's prestigious
and i want to say that congratulations okay okay jesus christ how long-winded
was that i like how you said it's great and it's funny it's well done you didn't
even see it
i went to the premiere i saw three fucking episodes you did pay attention then
i had to i was nitrous andreas what are you talking no no no you're not cutting
that out
if you don't cut it out no zombie movie we're not doing that movie anyway i was
considering it no
chance i don't promise yeah yeah you know when he chases this is the fight i
bet you i i wonder if
your guys do this like after the show's done you know we're done we're wrapping
up we're saying goodbye
and then he'll they'll follow you to your car to ask you one thing not in front
of everybody else
yeah he's like andrew and he chased me to the parking lot i go what's up man he's
like all right
well just wandering and as he's doing this i'm getting into my car i'm i'm
already gone you know
what i mean i'm like i'm leaving you know what i mean it's like a kid being
like when will you be
back dad i'm like i'm not coming back buddy your mom has you now and he goes
maybe do you think
you will be in that movie maybe what did i say i say yes of course yeah i said
of course i will
yeah but you're not this is no way yeah there's no way oh yeah there's no way
dude yeah he went
to film school or whatever yeah it's total fucking bullshit we had a real
director here two weeks ago
yeah we had david mammon sitting in this game i work with this guy yeah we are
we're gonna do
your movie and i can't wait to do it i'm excited to do it andrew i hope you
consider the movie that
we're i've heard i i i don't know man you know what what i am very excited to
even we don't have
you have to they have to tell me no one's told me anything no it's coming this
week oh it is i
swear to you okay wait are you being no oh i'm sorry yeah i'm sorry right and i
don't like your
mischievous smile why okay are you saying to me this yeah tell me and i'll be
open yes and i'll
accept it okay what you're telling me mr segura is that you're gonna offer him
a part in your movie
okay yes through his agency yes right are my agents gonna call me
you're gonna audition for it um
i uh to be honest because we're friends i i i love you so much i love you we we
did indian
seances in canada right we've gone through so much together yeah okay what are
you asking ultimately
what are you asking am i gonna get an offer oh you want to get an offer for the
movie yeah because
you're getting one we don't know that he just said it we don't know that okay
hypothetically would i get
one not hypothetically am i getting one i don't i don't know yet
i because i why are you good job at that thought it's not like that it's not
like that you don't
understand you don't there's a lot of it's not me going him yes him no it's not
like that oh you i
don't think i don't think you don't think i know how movies work well then why
are you look at my imdb
guy let's look at let's check out his imdb oh here we go now you're gonna
fucking shame
me dude what's your problem he's probably you're probably gonna get something
you never know
okay let's see this imdb oh no i'm just kidding sorry look at that stack it
stacked so many what
else do you need god damn look at that right there kicking it old school chilly
chill i mean
it never ends what's your favorite thing that's on there do you have one
favorite he's got to fix
the mikey bad thoughts oh stop hello i know you listen i'm being real uh yeah
let's be real for a
second um i know how the biz works and um do you he's a great actor yeah and i
understand why you
would and um i'll catch you on the flip side yeah i'll catch you on the flip
side but it's not like
it's definitely not like yeah um but you know um i'm gonna tell can i cut this
off and change this
change the subject i want to say something okay let's get real we are a little
heartbroken we do
we do miss you it's a little annoying that everyone left us can we be honest
and tell
our friends everybody left us we're here alone on this little island yeah also
it's gonna die out
there oh he yeah he's been he's been he's trying to curse it well he was
telling me that in
2020 right he's like you don't feel the wave coming back here right now i go no
i did say that huh oh you did no you know what i think we're jealous it's not
jealous we miss our
friends i miss that's the thing it's like when the half the community moves you
mean you it's like
game of thrones yeah it was so fun by the way to be in the store the other
night when we ran into
each other yeah that was such a fun night that was a fun night felt like the
old days the old days
you know what i mean i remember when rogan was there you all these guys you
know what i mean
seth seth rogan yeah yeah and all those guys you're so quick today thanks man
god you're so good
now you turn it up good sleep yeah did you not really i can tell why because
your demeanor oh my
demeanor is off you're slower today you sound slurry really it's early for you
yeah it's early for me
wait how this is early very early oh yeah too early we never what's a normal
wake-up time i know we've
talked about it but i don't remember yeah um no when i have nothing yeah when i
when i have nothing to
do um right so when i have nothing dude how funny is that how funny is that for
you to say that to
me in front of my when when i have nothing to do we have so much going on and
it's so funny what he's
saying is when andrew has all the stuff to do and i don't do any of it i get to
sleep till five
it's amazing that's insane bro he sleeps till 4 p.m and then we shoot at 6 or 7
p.m usually i don't
have children neither do i we have we have jobs yeah yeah wait so what to get
up at four what time did
you go to sleep though well last night for instance if i may yeah you know what
i mean you may all right
so i'm so i'm playing i was playing oblivion but watching house of the dragon
at the same time oh
double down yeah i was doubling down i love yeah i mean but with oblivion i
could just wander right
you don't need to really be i pick up mushrooms you know i mean you know you're
foraging and stuff
well i'm an alchemist right in the game so like i like making potions and stuff
you know i mean you're
quite the alchemist in the real world as well yeah and then taking grand soul
gems tricking them to
black soul gems you know what i mean why are you but you are slurring is that
from a thing i haven't
slept good last night okay it's not like a neurological condition or something
are you being
real right now you think i'm slurring well you said i pick up mushrooms and i
yeah you did start
okay he is right well i'll be more clear then okay okay all right so what i'm
gonna say let just make
dumb let me finish let me finish okay so then um then the birds tweet tweet
tweet chirp chirp very
good chirp chirp right sounds like i'm teaching you english yeah you're right
then i literally had
one hour of sleep last night i know wait a minute yeah so what wait you're
playing the game the movie's on
tv show tv show and then what it's it's five six a.m later five six a.m okay
and then i go
bath time he takes a bath he loves morning baths so i have buckets in the
bathtub and also my tree
tree tea oil tea tree whatever we're gonna figure it all out yeah yeah okay tea
tree tea tree yeah yeah
so i had one hour of sleep so i'm like i understand did you go on a date were
you going to date last
night though no no date don't lie swear to god wait so the bath is over around
seven eight a.m
it's called then do you get it's called a korean ritual okay okay do you get
body scrubbed too you
got scrubbed so i have two scrubbers one for my feet yeah and the one for all
my whole body yeah
buckets for in the tub because when you do yeah right then i take the bucket
fill it with warm water
and i pour it over my bag oh wow you're super korean yeah yeah yeah i lay there
listen to music and then by
the time then it's ten and it's ten yeah then it's now it's ten man now it's
eleven right that's when
i'm on the call with ireland yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's exactly and then
what happens is i hear
my dogs yeah in the backyard because my bedroom you have a pool and a really
nice backyard yeah i mean
you don't have to flex that hard he does do oh it was him back i took a shot
yeah we know
and now i'm like oh my god the dogs are running around i'm right they're hungry
they have to eat
and piss and so then i double check my phone to see if the alarm is on it was
it was on yeah yeah
and then i went to sleep okay so what's up what's up bra what do you got a
problem with that bra so
that's about 11 30 or so no that's a normal day you're not a weird guy yeah
yeah
We'll be right back.