Name: The Most INSANE Graduation Ever!!!!
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Most INSANE Graduation Ever!!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Most INSANE Graduation Ever!!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-25. Transcript available.

- You know my favorite thing to watch?
By the way, it's graduation season
and black graduation is the greatest thing in the world.
Have you watched black high school graduation?
- When they dance? - Oh yeah.
- They're losing their mind.
- I love it. - The most fun I've ever seen.
- Yeah, I love it. - That one where it was like
all women just-- - Oh, bro.
- Absolutely. - Going off.
- Chaos. - Give me videos.
Go to YouTube and just do black graduation celebration.
- Oh, it's, yeah, it's wild.
And then sometimes it goes from these incredible like dance,
you know, like celebratory things to just an all out riot.
- Oh yeah, yeah, it's a fist fight.
Yeah, it's amazing. - Yeah.
- Amazing.
- You know what they call that?
- Huh? - Joy.
- Yeah, joy and happiness.
- You went to college, Tom?
- Look at this, look.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Bounce, bounce.
Hey, hey.
- That's so cool.
- Bro, I fucking love this.
- That is so cool.
- I fucking love this so much.
- Damn. - Oh my God, it's so good.
- Yeah, it's so good. - This is it. My grandma.
- All right, that's okay. - Anyway.
And then a white person has to ruin it with salt.
- Here's some turmeric. - And some turmeric.
- That kid's moves were so unreal. - So fucking good.
- So good. - But I'm saying though,
how has this not been, how is this now,
is this like new to us? - I know.
- Well, you guys are, white people are stiff.
And they don't know joy.
- You don't think white people know joy?
- Right.
- At a level maybe.
- You think Asian graduations are buck like that?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
- What do you mean?
- You think an Asian graduation celebration
would be fucking wild?
- Asian graduation. - Okay, look up, look, okay.
Look up the, oh, hold on, Carlos, Carlos, look at me.
- They go direct. - Carlos, look at me.
Look up the graduation where people can wear
wherever they want in Japan.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna prove you wrong for once in my life.
- What is it? Hello Kitty shit all over the fucking place?
- No, no, no, no. - No, just listen.
- Yeah.
- So people can.
- Anything in your graduation.
At Kyoto University, graduation isn't just about formal robes.
It's a celebration of individuality.
Instead of sticking to the usual caps.
- That's joy, dude.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Time out.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You guys are so repressed
as a culture that you're like,
you have to dress up like weird fantasy creatures.
- Yeah.
- In order to like feel something.
- No, it's expression.
- No, because they're not allowed to express
any other time of day.
They have to be head down on the train, quiet.
- Okay, is this a, look at it, Tom.
- And they also wear masks
that you can't even actually express yourself in.
- Right, it's not even them.
- Like mascot helmet.
- Yeah, but with the head helmet on and off,
it's the same thing.
Their faces are the same.
- This is repression.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is heavy repression.
- Oh, is this oppression?
- What is that?
- It's a ninja.
- Oh my God, dude.
- That's expression.
What's your little sarcastic?
Bomb?
That's expression.
- Oh, that's Nagasaki.
- Was it a joke or was it?
- That felt like Hiroshima.
- Oh, that was more Hiroshima.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was definitely Hiroshima.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The cloud was big.
- Don't even try, don't try to play like you're,
Asians are stiff as fucking whites.
Black people celebration is individual to them.
You don't get to fucking,
you don't get to be on that side of the fence.
- Were you for once, 'cause you've been,
it's been the duo against Papa.
- That's bullshit, yeah.
- So what I'm saying is, is for once.
- Yeah.
- Is that a form of expression?
- Is that a form of expression?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I mean, it's very repressed expression,
but yes, it is an expression.
This does not happen at Korean graduate.
This is Japan, you don't get to do that.
- Okay, we're just, we're talking about the race.
- I feel like if a Korean kid smiles at graduation.
- Yeah.
- Hey!
- Hey!
- No!
- All right.
- Don't smile.
- Now give me a wild white fucking graduation celebration.
- Shooting guns at each other?
- Yeah.
- She's like, hey, I'm gonna wear my blue.
- Yeah.
- No, my case was black people celebrate like no one else.
You can't lump Asians into there.
- Yeah, I'm just.
- You guys don't do it like.
- We're in the mid.
If blacks are tens or fives, you're zero.
- You're above whites.
- Okay, okay. - Yes, that is.
- That's all I want.
- But you're not near them.
- Are they?
- Yeah, they're above whites.
- For their celebrating?
- I would say for their oddity, their culture of oddity.
They're weirdos.
- Oh, right.
- Yeah, they're weirdos.
- He's the fucking king of the weirdos right here.
- Yeah.
- That, you know, I just got it.
It's your American lens.
- Oh.
- You're fucking American.
- Okay, so what I'm saying to you.
- You're from San Diego.
- You know.
- That's about the whitest place on planet Earth.
- You have to wear a new pair of glasses.
- I got LASIK.
- No, no, I'm just saying.
You have to look at life with a different lens.
- Go on.
- A different perspective.
- Well, teach me.
- What I'm saying is that, you know what I mean, culturally,
you know what I mean, we're Americans, right?
I dabble in Asian, though.
- I dabble in Asian as well.
- You know what, do you dabble in Asian?
- Oh yeah.
- You know, the way I walk and the way I behave,
maybe it's a cultural thing that I'm from Asia.
- It's a Bobby Lee thing.
- And you perceive it as to be, you know what I mean, weird.
- You're one of one.
- And I'm just one of a billion.
- Nobody's like you.
- No, I don't think so.
- No, nobody's like you, dude.
- Okay.
- I haven't met other Asians.
None of them are like you.
- None of them are like you.
Jimmy O. Yang, nothing like you.
- Well, I was molested and beat by my dad.
That's what happened.
- Well, that's white, that's white.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- See, you are like us.
That's our thing.
- And you need to go back to etiquette school,
if we're being honest.
- Yeah, you do.
- Really?
- I think you should probably do a little course.
- Where are you gonna go now?
- I'm not gonna attack you.
I'm walking into a dinner.
- Oh, he's walking into a dinner.
- Yeah, we're gonna go for dinner.
Anybody order Chinese?
Hey, buddy.
- Hello, sir.
- How you doing?
- Excuse me.
- Wow.
- What do you think?
- It looked good.
- Thank you.
- That was really respectful.
- Yeah.
- Very.
- And like your Thanksgiving thing.
- My Thanksgiving dinner with my parents?
- Yeah, what a lovely time.
- So, he was super polite there.
- Dude, it was so fucking annoying.
My mom literally goes,
"It was so good that everyone came over."
I was like, "No, it was nice."
And she was like, "And Bobby, you know, he's so sweet."
And I was like, "You have no fucking idea, dude."
It was such an act.
It was such a fucking act.
He had that glimmer in his eye.
Like when he said goodbye,
he turned to me and he was like, "Okay, bye."
And then, "You're me."
He turned and it went like this.
Like, "Fucking devil."
Yeah, dude.
- You did. - What was my prayer?
- Oh, dude, he said-
- Dude, Tom, I did a Thanksgiving prayer at the table.
- Oh my God.
- How great was that?
- It was, you know, it was him.
Are you still married to that lady?
- Yeah. - He's the best.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I saw her in the-
- You gotta get out of that, dude.
- I know.
- You gotta get out of that, dude.
- Nah, she's still there.
- Kids aside.
- But you've won the lottery in a way.
- Yeah, you have a fucking rad wife.
- She's- - She's awesome.
- But just not just that.
It's like, if I was dating a comic,
or you know what I mean, or married to one,
it's rare to find a super funny one.
- And ones that last.
I know this is corn ball shit,
but honestly, I'm always, it is funny.
You two, the only other comic couples that's married,
and obviously you've been married much longer,
Mosha Natasha.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
- And-
- Oh, you're talking about comics.
- Comics that are married.
- Yeah.
- Mark Norman and his-
- Mark Norman and his wife, yeah.
That's right.
- Comics.
- But that's also new.
They've been married for way longer.
- Andy and-
- Rose.
- Rose, but Baker.
Comics, new.
- Newer.
- Newer, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, there's the other-
- Fun game.
- Fuck, this is too many more people than I thought.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Isn't it Hannah?
- Hannah Burner.
- I love her and her husband.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.
Yeah, both good stand-ups.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What I'm saying-
- What are these lists?
- Persons-
- AI things.
- Yeah, it's wrong.
- But the proof is-
- The point is, it's incredible
that you two have stayed together.
- Yeah.
- This long, being both comedians
and both reserving your career
and no one had to stop.
- But all those examples is that they all are both funny.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
I've never seen a really great comic bury an open-miker.
- No. - You know what I mean?
- That wouldn't work.
- I don't think it would work.
- Bye, friends.
- Woo!
- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!