Name: Bobby Lee Roasts Crazy Intern
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hey how's it going
you know all right can i gotta say this because it's been it's been burning me
all right
bobby you always uh transition with this word a l s o but you pronounce it oh
so and it gets under
my skin and now that i've said that i don't give me the example of when i said
also don't get under
this guy's skin look i don't want to be don't don't want to catch you at a
music festival anytime soon
yeah yeah i feel clean now that i said that so i appreciate it but what give me
an example i have
no idea what you're talking about oh andrew also i am gonna be hanging out with
klyla later you say
oh so instead of also and oh so he's saying you say oh with no l yeah also i'm
not joking but that's
all i got but yeah have you ever noticed that no but i do notice that fanny
pack and it's giving me
the yeah let me guess what's your fanny back you want to guess yeah a swiss
army knife uh gun first
thing gun okay all right first thing you know what i actually did bring a gun
on here uh no just
kidding i scared you i scared you uh i don't know about this guy dude what's in
there open up your
fanny i'll show you oh by the way how much does this guy love asian women a lot
this guy loves this
is the kind of guy that loves asian women yeah it's like everyone you work with
you're gonna live
in 20 years the philippine islands who are you dating someone right now uh yeah
i am but is she asian
she's not but you know what i'm i'm practicing ethical non-monogamy so i'm
allowed to explore
wait a minute that's it's called ethical non-monogamy i'll tell you about it so
you tell
your girlfriend hey we're gonna sleep with other people yeah so basically if i
talk to her i have
open communication i don't like the way you say that well that's because he's
eastern european
no just kidding he looks like it though doesn't where are you from i'm from
here but i'm uh i have
a lot of friends from all over the place and then i develop fake accents and
fake personalities whoa let's
do uh east european that's how we got the internship like let's go with let i
want to stick with it an
east european are you a sociopath no uh hello bobby my name is jackson it's
good to meet you man
i'll tell you what dude um meet me down at the casino we could play some blackjack
you know what i'm
saying pretty good dude sure go into another one another watch acts any kind of
character hey dude what's
going on dude i'm from north carolina and i fly a damn airplane and you know i
chew dip on the side
of the road sometimes and i gotta spit it out there but the damn raccoons be
eating it up and i don't
know what to do at that point then okay good that's theo yeah for sure you have
any suggestions um
i just hope we're not on a kill list yeah i'm i'm a lover uh that's actually my
that's the first
thing they say all right as they're stabbing you to death how about this a
sensitive vampire a sensitive
vampire yeah uh there's light oh hey how's it going no a sensitive vampire is
uh would it be okay if i
suck your blood i don't want to impose yeah yeah that's good give him another
one last one give him
one last character um shy bill cosby i actually saw bill cosby before it went
crazy and he's kind of
like before before they you know it went crazy i kind of want to eat the hoagie
but i don't know
yeah that sounds like north carolina guy dude
who comes from north carolina makes sense wow can i can i see your teeth with
your smile
yeah it's nice i actually part of the reason for my uh body looking so up is i
actually called on the show one time to tell you guys about this is that like i
found out that my
biological mom is actually my cousin i i called you guys on the phone about
that one time nobody could
tell and that's why i look you're in bread uh basically what happened is my mom
who gave birth
to me her eggs were all up so then they put an egg on my cousin so then my
whole family tree shifted
and i also have a lot of uh neanderthal lenses dna but dude that doesn't mean
that i can't have a
good time you know what i'm saying yeah no it sounds like your family has a
real good time
your mom is your cousin yeah so biologically my your mother birthed so my great
aunt so they use your
your mom's cousin's eggs they use my cousin's eggs but it's my mom my my mother
your mother could your
niece put egg and then i spawned and now i'm here ready to rumble did anyone
regret that your cousin
is your mother biologically yes yeah your cousin's your mom your actual mom is
the woman who who pushed
you out of her body is your cousin no no that's my great aunt that's his aunt
oh wow technically his
yeah that would be his right that'd be your great aunt but my uh mom who who
pushed me out of her
body she looks up to you because uh she's in the the program and she talks
about it and how you're
a good influence on the program where she lives she lives she used to live in
la and now she lives
in northern california wow and you're what you grew up in california yeah i
grew up in i was born
in burbank and then i moved up to northern california and then i went on a
couple of alien spaceship
travel adventures and i'm back here somehow i wound up back here when you say
an alien spaceship do you
mean sandy hook listen man like i said the only guns i have are these ones
right here if you do the
gun thing i swear to god dude you we're never gonna see you again no more gun
arm jokes i'll show you
i'm not don't don't slow down slow down dude show me your hands yeah what does
that say
i got some thing here what is that hand sanitizer sleeping mask yeah i got a
battery pack from the casino because i do go yeah i'm learning poker
this guy is unbelievable no medication you're on man dude i'll tell you i take
a daily dose
of good vibes and also uh anxiety and then you combine those two and you take
anxiety medication
no i don't you don't take any medication i i am on copious amounts of caffeine
maybe that's
considered how many cups of coffee i drink roughly about 400 milligrams per day
which is
about four cups of coffee a day but if i want to i push the limits maybe there's
assignment i gotta
deal with you know maybe six eight hundred we're pushing you know but my heart
is pumping so i'm
alive and i'm i'm it would do that without the coffee you know yeah it just
goes a little faster
and it certainly does how many times you've been at burning man dude i've never
been but i've gone
a couple of uh raves here and there i like to turn up but i'm sober at the raves
which is funny
all my friends are like rolling and tripping out and i'm just like pumping my
fist on caffeine just
how stop waving those guns around yeah it's scaring us wait a minute so you're
sober completely yeah uh
no for the most part uh i like to live a sober lifestyle but i because of all
the addiction in
my family and stuff but i've never actually been sober i i like whiskey uh i've
been trying to
experiment a little bit but i'm not like drunk i'm just for the flavor like old
man and i'm 23.
interesting well how is the dating life it's great like i said ethical non-monogamy
it's a lot of fun
do you don't you have a girlfriend but you're practicing ethical now yeah okay
so they're hooking
up they're hooking up with other people and is she allowed to yeah does she
tell you about it yeah she
does and she's bisexual so it's mostly women which is a good time for me uh
that's the dream but you
know you guys live together i know not yet yeah because that's one thing to
send well it'd be hard
to live together and fuck so many other people i mean get a camera set up in
her place i trust her
no well she tells my feeling is it's not it's it's bad why she tells him they
tell each other tells
me and and that's does she show you photos of the guys respect each other and
it's like i said it's
mostly women oh it's mostly women because i don't have that i don't think so my
gut says it's mostly
men well and real men i know you're also you were had a pass with ozempic and
stuff so maybe your gut
might be a little wrong here but i don't know i respect he's a doctor dude i
knew it dude i'm actually
uh thinking about getting texting the cops the only threat i am is to if you're
having a bad time
you're gonna be having a good time and that's not a sexual innuendo those lies
work still with women
yeah dude my best line with women is like look is there a mirror in your pants
because i can see
myself in them it's a working it goes 10 out of 10 you know their legs are
trembling
you hear a clam getting wet huh we're gonna die today yeah this is that's when
we looked at each
other we know we're gonna die today yeah thank you my god don't kill us please
what do you plan
on doing when you get older i like the bad what's your goal my goal in life or
what no in somebody
else's life maybe harry truman yeah harry s yeah yeah what's your goal in life
my goal in life
is to make enough money that i don't have to worry about bills how much money
is that that's maybe
a hundred thousand a year that's a good level for me and then i just want to
make cool art
and enjoy the world and practice mindfulness and creativity i want to also make
movies i'm in film
school right now yeah well you know what i bet him he's a better director than
you are bud
okay i trust him before you bud i don't i can direct can you get financing yeah
i can get financing
sometimes it's a little under the table you know you know it's hollywood this
kid is from the eastern
he's not from burbank yeah yeah this kid is from the eastern block yeah there's
no doubt in my mind
inland empire the way he talks there's little russian in the background oh they
do there's a
little he's got a little sneak in there where were you really born i was born
in burbank california
i hear it dude i was born in burbank moscow burbank hospital say gulag gulag
welcome to the gulag
goal of duty man you play see let's get it yeah yeah that's how they talk i
know there's something about
it's a good meme bro are you good or bad i think there's a combination of both
yeah bobby i've seen
you one time like pulling in real life i saw you at the comedy store and you
were getting mobbed by a
lot of women and i was like good on you yeah did you say anything to me that
night no i just watched it
from a distance i said hi but you're busy bro you you're busy uh you know
navigating
the precious well my friends are there so you know let's go over preventing uh
gun violence here let's
signs of a shooter critical yeah yeah number one suddenly with zoom in please
activity okay do you
withdraw from friends and activities no very social pretty social yeah
excessive irritability yeah that
one's up there yeah i like one time i heard fireworks going off and i just hit
the deck i thought it was
something else this for sure experiencing chronic loneliness or social
isolation yeah i play games
dude yeah on the internet okay making direct threats towards a place another
person or themselves you
ever done that uh only the haters there you go do you have any guns or at home
no just samurai sword
number ten that's worse that's worse cruelty to animals have you ever been mean
to any animal no i
love animals good then you're really do love that is the testament for me if
you're i just moved
in with some little wiener dogs and they mean they had an apartment and they
put out an ad
four little wiener dogs put out a so they the wiener dogs they look nice but
then they are fairly
football shaped and in need of human roommate who will pick up poop get us food
and also pick up our
poop please walk us but it's kind of like a football and i didn't want to hurt
the dogs but
it's just one of those oh that's my dog how many dogs are in the house there's
three and then me
of course because i'm an animal i'm a creature feature you know what i'm saying
my guys for sure
you hide your kids hide your wife because they're gonna fall in love dude that's
right why you gotta
hide that i feel like well because you know they'll end up a member of the
family of the family you know
get this what i'm saying also thank you how's your awesome awesome yeah thank
you that didn't play but
anyway uh i'm buying a dot bombing today well you know you're a very
interesting guy dude consensual
i'm an open book i think he's he could be in the crew just promises you won't
kill us i won't kill
you i promise ever i'll defend you with my life yeah if there's a rhino coming
down the road i will not
be able to stop it but i'll try where are we with the rhino right you never
know they're rhinos in
burbank have you seen babylon dude they've got animals hooking off trucks every
day so who knows
there's a stray rhino i'll defend you bobby i won't stop it but i'll try you
know i like you thank
you i like you what's that you like him you know yeah yeah yeah i do like i do
i do like him yeah yeah
there's something special about him yeah you know i feel like he's got
something extra like a chromosome
or something that's for sure yeah and you have brothers and sisters oh that's
where it gets
complicated right i love okay why we don't want to go down no no i do i i want
to hear the complication
i'll tell you so i got one brother and like and he's my dad and i have an uncle
who's also my brother yeah you're not gonna believe this my sister is my mom
yeah my cousin
my aunt is my dog yeah as my dog yeah yeah what is it tell us i mean dna is a
double helix so that is
true okay it gets complicated but tell me about your family i'll tell you i'll
tell you so i had a brother
i always knew he was my brother i always knew he was my brother i have him
still uh he is 13 years older
than me and he's an interesting fellow he's going to be moving to thailand he's
a dj but he still
lives with his mom and stuff but he's cool he's moving to thailand he's also a
dj well why else would
you call the fbi dude no dude that's what moves to thailand djs and then dj
island this is the cool
part or the crazy part is that essentially my second cousins who i thought were
just some distant ass
relatives they're my biological siblings now uh
dude dude it's uh hell yeah dude white trash so burbank who would have known
where do you live in
norcal we're we're in northern california i used to live an hour north of san
francisco where so
that's out in the wine country it's called santa rosa lodi yeah yeah so then
there's a lot of
animals out there i probably got some brain damage

Bobby Lee Roasts Crazy Intern

hey how's it going
you know all right can i gotta say this because it's been it's been burning me
all right
bobby you always uh transition with this word a l s o but you pronounce it oh
so and it gets under
my skin and now that i've said that i don't give me the example of when i said
also don't get under
this guy's skin look i don't want to be don't don't want to catch you at a
music festival anytime soon
yeah yeah i feel clean now that i said that so i appreciate it but what give me
an example i have
no idea what you're talking about oh andrew also i am gonna be hanging out with
klyla later you say
oh so instead of also and oh so he's saying you say oh with no l yeah also i'm
not joking but that's
all i got but yeah have you ever noticed that no but i do notice that fanny
pack and it's giving me
the yeah let me guess what's your fanny back you want to guess yeah a swiss
army knife uh gun first
thing gun okay all right first thing you know what i actually did bring a gun
on here uh no just
kidding i scared you i scared you uh i don't know about this guy dude what's in
there open up your
fanny i'll show you oh by the way how much does this guy love asian women a lot
this guy loves this
is the kind of guy that loves asian women yeah it's like everyone you work with
you're gonna live
in 20 years the philippine islands who are you dating someone right now uh yeah
i am but is she asian
she's not but you know what i'm i'm practicing ethical non-monogamy so i'm
allowed to explore
wait a minute that's it's called ethical non-monogamy i'll tell you about it so
you tell
your girlfriend hey we're gonna sleep with other people yeah so basically if i
talk to her i have
open communication i don't like the way you say that well that's because he's
eastern european
no just kidding he looks like it though doesn't where are you from i'm from
here but i'm uh i have
a lot of friends from all over the place and then i develop fake accents and
fake personalities whoa let's
do uh east european that's how we got the internship like let's go with let i
want to stick with it an
east european are you a sociopath no uh hello bobby my name is jackson it's
good to meet you man
i'll tell you what dude um meet me down at the casino we could play some blackjack
you know what i'm
saying pretty good dude sure go into another one another watch acts any kind of
character hey dude what's
going on dude i'm from north carolina and i fly a damn airplane and you know i
chew dip on the side
of the road sometimes and i gotta spit it out there but the damn raccoons be
eating it up and i don't
know what to do at that point then okay good that's theo yeah for sure you have
any suggestions um
i just hope we're not on a kill list yeah i'm i'm a lover uh that's actually my
that's the first
thing they say all right as they're stabbing you to death how about this a
sensitive vampire a sensitive
vampire yeah uh there's light oh hey how's it going no a sensitive vampire is
uh would it be okay if i
suck your blood i don't want to impose yeah yeah that's good give him another
one last one give him
one last character um shy bill cosby i actually saw bill cosby before it went
crazy and he's kind of
like before before they you know it went crazy i kind of want to eat the hoagie
but i don't know
yeah that sounds like north carolina guy dude
who comes from north carolina makes sense wow can i can i see your teeth with
your smile
yeah it's nice i actually part of the reason for my uh body looking so up is i
actually called on the show one time to tell you guys about this is that like i
found out that my
biological mom is actually my cousin i i called you guys on the phone about
that one time nobody could
tell and that's why i look you're in bread uh basically what happened is my mom
who gave birth
to me her eggs were all up so then they put an egg on my cousin so then my
whole family tree shifted
and i also have a lot of uh neanderthal lenses dna but dude that doesn't mean
that i can't have a
good time you know what i'm saying yeah no it sounds like your family has a
real good time
your mom is your cousin yeah so biologically my your mother birthed so my great
aunt so they use your
your mom's cousin's eggs they use my cousin's eggs but it's my mom my my mother
your mother could your
niece put egg and then i spawned and now i'm here ready to rumble did anyone
regret that your cousin
is your mother biologically yes yeah your cousin's your mom your actual mom is
the woman who who pushed
you out of her body is your cousin no no that's my great aunt that's his aunt
oh wow technically his
yeah that would be his right that'd be your great aunt but my uh mom who who
pushed me out of her
body she looks up to you because uh she's in the the program and she talks
about it and how you're
a good influence on the program where she lives she lives she used to live in
la and now she lives
in northern california wow and you're what you grew up in california yeah i
grew up in i was born
in burbank and then i moved up to northern california and then i went on a
couple of alien spaceship
travel adventures and i'm back here somehow i wound up back here when you say
an alien spaceship do you
mean sandy hook listen man like i said the only guns i have are these ones
right here if you do the
gun thing i swear to god dude you we're never gonna see you again no more gun
arm jokes i'll show you
i'm not don't don't slow down slow down dude show me your hands yeah what does
that say
i got some thing here what is that hand sanitizer sleeping mask yeah i got a
battery pack from the casino because i do go yeah i'm learning poker
this guy is unbelievable no medication you're on man dude i'll tell you i take
a daily dose
of good vibes and also uh anxiety and then you combine those two and you take
anxiety medication
no i don't you don't take any medication i i am on copious amounts of caffeine
maybe that's
considered how many cups of coffee i drink roughly about 400 milligrams per day
which is
about four cups of coffee a day but if i want to i push the limits maybe there's
assignment i gotta
deal with you know maybe six eight hundred we're pushing you know but my heart
is pumping so i'm
alive and i'm i'm it would do that without the coffee you know yeah it just
goes a little faster
and it certainly does how many times you've been at burning man dude i've never
been but i've gone
a couple of uh raves here and there i like to turn up but i'm sober at the raves
which is funny
all my friends are like rolling and tripping out and i'm just like pumping my
fist on caffeine just
how stop waving those guns around yeah it's scaring us wait a minute so you're
sober completely yeah uh
no for the most part uh i like to live a sober lifestyle but i because of all
the addiction in
my family and stuff but i've never actually been sober i i like whiskey uh i've
been trying to
experiment a little bit but i'm not like drunk i'm just for the flavor like old
man and i'm 23.
interesting well how is the dating life it's great like i said ethical non-monogamy
it's a lot of fun
do you don't you have a girlfriend but you're practicing ethical now yeah okay
so they're hooking
up they're hooking up with other people and is she allowed to yeah does she
tell you about it yeah she
does and she's bisexual so it's mostly women which is a good time for me uh
that's the dream but you
know you guys live together i know not yet yeah because that's one thing to
send well it'd be hard
to live together and fuck so many other people i mean get a camera set up in
her place i trust her
no well she tells my feeling is it's not it's it's bad why she tells him they
tell each other tells
me and and that's does she show you photos of the guys respect each other and
it's like i said it's
mostly women oh it's mostly women because i don't have that i don't think so my
gut says it's mostly
men well and real men i know you're also you were had a pass with ozempic and
stuff so maybe your gut
might be a little wrong here but i don't know i respect he's a doctor dude i
knew it dude i'm actually
uh thinking about getting texting the cops the only threat i am is to if you're
having a bad time
you're gonna be having a good time and that's not a sexual innuendo those lies
work still with women
yeah dude my best line with women is like look is there a mirror in your pants
because i can see
myself in them it's a working it goes 10 out of 10 you know their legs are
trembling
you hear a clam getting wet huh we're gonna die today yeah this is that's when
we looked at each
other we know we're gonna die today yeah thank you my god don't kill us please
what do you plan
on doing when you get older i like the bad what's your goal my goal in life or
what no in somebody
else's life maybe harry truman yeah harry s yeah yeah what's your goal in life
my goal in life
is to make enough money that i don't have to worry about bills how much money
is that that's maybe
a hundred thousand a year that's a good level for me and then i just want to
make cool art
and enjoy the world and practice mindfulness and creativity i want to also make
movies i'm in film
school right now yeah well you know what i bet him he's a better director than
you are bud
okay i trust him before you bud i don't i can direct can you get financing yeah
i can get financing
sometimes it's a little under the table you know you know it's hollywood this
kid is from the eastern
he's not from burbank yeah yeah this kid is from the eastern block yeah there's
no doubt in my mind
inland empire the way he talks there's little russian in the background oh they
do there's a
little he's got a little sneak in there where were you really born i was born
in burbank california
i hear it dude i was born in burbank moscow burbank hospital say gulag gulag
welcome to the gulag
goal of duty man you play see let's get it yeah yeah that's how they talk i
know there's something about
it's a good meme bro are you good or bad i think there's a combination of both
yeah bobby i've seen
you one time like pulling in real life i saw you at the comedy store and you
were getting mobbed by a
lot of women and i was like good on you yeah did you say anything to me that
night no i just watched it
from a distance i said hi but you're busy bro you you're busy uh you know
navigating
the precious well my friends are there so you know let's go over preventing uh
gun violence here let's
signs of a shooter critical yeah yeah number one suddenly with zoom in please
activity okay do you
withdraw from friends and activities no very social pretty social yeah
excessive irritability yeah that
one's up there yeah i like one time i heard fireworks going off and i just hit
the deck i thought it was
something else this for sure experiencing chronic loneliness or social
isolation yeah i play games
dude yeah on the internet okay making direct threats towards a place another
person or themselves you
ever done that uh only the haters there you go do you have any guns or at home
no just samurai sword
number ten that's worse that's worse cruelty to animals have you ever been mean
to any animal no i
love animals good then you're really do love that is the testament for me if
you're i just moved
in with some little wiener dogs and they mean they had an apartment and they
put out an ad
four little wiener dogs put out a so they the wiener dogs they look nice but
then they are fairly
football shaped and in need of human roommate who will pick up poop get us food
and also pick up our
poop please walk us but it's kind of like a football and i didn't want to hurt
the dogs but
it's just one of those oh that's my dog how many dogs are in the house there's
three and then me
of course because i'm an animal i'm a creature feature you know what i'm saying
my guys for sure
you hide your kids hide your wife because they're gonna fall in love dude that's
right why you gotta
hide that i feel like well because you know they'll end up a member of the
f