Name: Bobby Lee Fights a Gorilla
Uploaded: 2025-06-27T17:31:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Fights a Gorilla' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Fights a Gorilla' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-27. Transcript available.

there's these memes and stuff going around about a hundred men versus a gorilla
you couldn't you
could not a hundred men versus a gorilla yeah we'd lose is that how big a
gorilla is it's not how big
oh i mean how many okay let's go let's go all animals how many men would a yorkshire
terrier
uh uh like a grown adult male just one one but not take how many kids but not
brad williams
no yeah yeah yeah he'd be taken down how about how about how many people would
it take to to fight
off a um doberman pincher oh i saw a guy um manhandling his dog this morning
speaking of
which and it really pissed me off why dude because you know how like people tug
on the chain and he kept
he whipped it around because he was barking at another dog in a fence yeah and
he whipped it so
hard it leapt off the ground and then he grabbed it by the neck and that guy
write his name down
that's uncalled for you know a pit bull it was he had a pit bull i hate when
animals are treated that
way i don't like it at all man it pissed me off there's my dog in the window
yeah he scared both
the carlos and me yeah did it scare you guys yeah i jumped literally or they'll
see like a puppy like
being beaten down on the side of the road disgusting right how come i can't
find them you know how there's
this show on the internet i can't find kittens or anything you know the show on
the internet where
they catch it's called there's a guy named colorado ped patrol he like baits
people that are trying to
interact with underage people and then they beat them in public they like beat
the life out why can't
we bait people that are abusive to dogs and beat them in public and stream it i
think if you beat
dogs we should beat you in public and stream it you know what i do i put peanut
butter on
peanut butter on my butthole yeah i'll get them out there that'll get the dogs
excited i don't
know about the guy who does the abuse i'll make them eat it oh that's smart
yeah yeah that's very
smart after the dogs are done with you chunky peanut butter extra chunky or
crunchy you like trunk
chunky or smooth i'm a crunchy guy dude really oh 100 yeah you're kind of
crunchy yeah yeah well you
like smooth no smooth is so weird it's so weird weird it feels weird what kind
of jelly do you use
mm raspberry no what brand
i use the one what's the one that's you know you know yeah it's the one that
you know a mom and pop
yes that one who is that though i don't know i don't even know we just buy it
we buy it because it
looks so like uh cottage yeah cottage yeah yeah by an old white lady yeah i
made you some jam
yeah where is it i think it's smuckers right no no man we're not smuckers we're
not smuckers guys
for sure that one the first one the first one go up top the first one the first
thing that girl
that's what i use who's this woman this one bonnie bonnie bonnie maimon my oh
she's got a skill set
that one huge rack bonnie maimon she's just an old fat white lady i'll make you
some strawberry preserves
that's a really good one do you refrigerate your jam no i don't think so yeah
do you refrigerate
your peanut butter no no and i don't and i definitely don't refrigerate butter
people that
put butter in the fridge weirdo leave it out leave it out you weirdo let it get
soft yeah butter should
generally be refrigerated no that's not true yeah i think that you're wrong
about that i was going
along with you but i'm like butter lasts longer in the fridge but you don't
have to put it in the
fridge yeah you don't look it up here's another thing you shouldn't put in the
fridge sashimi
leave it out leave it out for a month wherever the sun is coming in your house
yeah big slice of tuna in your front and you're just in the front recommended
refrigerated jelly
especially if it's not high sugar variety i'm gonna tell you i don't i don't
oblige you any of
it i drank spoiled milk yesterday and i'm fine really i'm not kidding i had
cereal i looked at it
it was like seven days past when it said don't drink was it curdled tasted fine
i mean yeah yeah
i fart smelled weird but who cares i do your body is i'm lactose intolerant oh
well you can't have it
curdled milk forget about your lactose intolerant yeah you're korean and jewish
yes that that's what
i had for breakfast yogurt yogurt yogurt yeah okay by the way yogurt is is isn't
that uh curdled milk
there's nothing wrong with drinking spoiled milk thank you it just doesn't
taste good but it doesn't do
anything to you no no you're how old how old drinking milk can be dangerous it's
so good to have
doctors in the house yeah like we're on rogan show just giving out medical
advice two two
idiots giving out medical advice does your mother have titty milk still in her
breast
because that's i'd like to try it we know yours doesn't yeah see those fried
eggs hanging off her
chest things hit her belt dude you know what's so your mom goes oh you're
looking at my boobies
no you know i'm looking at your face not your belt line yeah you went mean with
it oh you're looking
at my boobies dude you you're going me with it dude you started it i just said
are there like a
scientific question and clearly there's not dug into my mom clearly there's not
you know milk goes away
yeah okay how long does breast milk stay in a woman's breast after giving birth
after they stop
breastfeeding that's what i mean you know what your mom's titty two years after
cessation you know
what comes out of your mom's today mac and cheese dust the cheese dust did that
land
you thought that was gonna hit didn't you you thought about it and it didn't
hit i think
it's gonna um it's gonna hit with some of her fans i think okay well let me
have the line again then go
on the cheese powder from macaroni and cheese oh that's pretty good craft yeah
yeah yeah robert
craft you know what penis i want to see though remember that flying horsey and
never-ending story
falcor yeah it's packed yeah it's got to be packed dude i saw i read this thing
this is crazy he's
an only fans now oh he falcor was on of yeah yeah yeah oh look at that tongue
though jesus christ
the never-ending penis yeah it goes on and on and on yeah if you were giving
falcor that actual
fucking robotic whatever thing would you display it in your home yeah where
front door yeah amazing
right out the front window so people coming up like no i would get wrapped in
my roof oh that's smart i
start and put it put an asian like roof right and wrap that things oh that'd be
so you have an asian
roof i do yeah it's on your house yeah yeah yeah wow amazing that's funny that
your real estate
agent will sell your house afterwards and be like and this is an asian palace
so like it doesn't look
it looks spanish they're like wow it was bobby lee's house wow it was an asian
palace
what my just might be living in it doesn't give value are you not highly you
think you're you give
value to your house i'm just a white you're king lee i'm giving you credit you're
missing a compliment
i'm the fraud king frog king fraud king i can't talk today it's all right
burnout to drink some of
that coffee hey look this up this is crazy a guy on the internet said you know
when somebody goes i'm
hung like a horse he's hung like a horse yeah they did like the math comparison
of a horse's
penis in comparison to the weight of the horse and its size and technically
look at this here you go
the average horse weighs a thousand pounds yeah and has a 20 inch dick yeah
that's a ratio of 50
pounds to one inch yeah so an average man weighing 200 pounds only needs a four
inch dick to be hung
like a horse wow we're good yeah well i mean you're much less than two how much
do you weigh i'm
like a giraffe now sure with that metric but isn't that brilliant to think
about that's hung like
a horse is very average penis oh wow i did not even realize that news from spain
a day without power
what 12 hours of darkness look like in spain and portugal so i read this the
trains went down
everything went down huh what'd you do fancy look at all those fancies yeah
yeah i can't catch the
bus to that place look at their bodies just like it's like a village of
porgs it's a poor convention they're all wow it's not your fault then it's not
it's not your it's the
people my god it's genetics yeah it's genetics it's not genetics it's like that
movie wreck remember
that movie wreck wreck yeah you remember that movie yeah great movie you know
wreck yeah did you see
wreck two yeah yeah and three and four there's not three and four there is
there's four of those yep
wow wow and an american version called quarantine oh quarantine yeah i know
film my yeah shut up wreck was good
Woo-hoo!
Yeah!