Name: Andrew Santino's Special Gift for Bobby Lee
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino's Special Gift for Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino's Special Gift for Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-02. Transcript available.

I brought a couple of gifts back from my trips overseas.
So I was wandering the streets, Bobby Lee.
Oh my God.
And I saw a store. I stumbled on a store.
Let me guess.
What is it?
It's an old, ancient, antique Chinese store
that's in the basement.
You got me a mogwai. I'm so excited.
You know, I've always wanted a mogwai.
From France?
I stumbled across a store that doesn't exist.
A store that no longer is in rotation.
Tower Records.
And I walked in and I said,
someone's got to-
Can we guess?
Yeah.
Boston Market.
Good guess.
Things that are closing.
VHS tape.
Joann's. What's that? The fabric store?
No, that's still open. I was there this morning.
I've been praying for that to close for so many years.
Well, God's not listening to you anymore.
Yeah, I'm all Michaels, guys.
A Bed Bath & Beyond candle.
Pretty close.
It's a store that someone on this crew loves very, very much.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
That it is.
There was one desigual store still remaining in Europe.
That's insane.
I went in there because our buddy Fancy loves desigual clothes.
Yeah.
And I walked in and I said, desigual.
I said, my face-
Desigual.
Huh?
Desigual.
That's, I'll say it how I want to say it, bitch.
And then I said, you're going to love this part.
I said, is it all women's?
And the girl goes, oh, yeah.
I go, no men's clothes?
She goes, we do.
And there was a rack in the back with four shirts.
Rack in the back, dude.
A rack in the back, which is the name of your new life is rack in the back.
Yeah.
So I got you a desigual shirt.
And she said, what size is he?
I said, well, I should call you because you know the porg size better than
anyone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I watch a lot of Star Wars.
Yes.
It's triple XL.
Yes.
I got you a medium.
Are you a medium?
So come get your gift, you stupid loser.
Yeah.
I got you a desigual shirt.
In fact, I think you should take your shirt off now and put this shirt on now.
And here's the best part.
So people can see your porg body.
Here's the best part about it.
Why?
Okay.
He's probably wearing it right now.
They make, I'm not kidding when I say this, they make maybe four blue shirts.
That's all they make.
Take it out of the packaging and let me see it.
It literally looks like the shirt you're wearing now.
I said to the woman, I bet you he owns this shirt.
Do you own it?
It looks like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They all look the same.
Can I, can I ask you a question?
What, what, what is it up?
There you go.
Yeah.
What is it about these shirts that you do like the design?
That is an ugly shirt.
No, I know, I know.
I don't know that.
We know that.
That's obvious.
Yeah, yeah.
So, so you're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thank you so much.
And did I get something for Bobby?
Well, I've gotten you two wands.
Did I get you something?
Yeah.
At the Renaissance Fair, I picked you out two wands.
I know.
I hold it dear to my heart.
Yeah, there you go.
And did I get you something?
I'm sure you did.
I did.
I know you did.
Do you know what I got you?
Oh my God.
It's, it's something Asian oriented.
It has to be.
No, it's actually the coolest gift I think I've gotten you.
Oh my God.
And I hope you don't have it.
It's going to make my heart flutter.
Oh, size nine.
This is the only bummer.
The highest they had left was eight and a half.
But I feel like you could squeeze in.
I can squeeze in the eight and a half.
All right.
Can I open it and show you what it is?
Yeah, but now you do.
Can I just say something though?
You know what it is?
Because if you have them.
I don't have them.
But.
You know what they are.
They're shoes.
But what are they?
Shoes.
Are they shoes?
No, they're, they're sandals.
Okay.
They're Ninja Turtle sandals.
Okay.
But can I be completely honest with you if I like them or not?
Yes.
Because I'm, you know, I'm brutal when it comes to that.
I know.
And honest.
But can you tell by the box what they are?
They're Adidas shoes.
Thank you.
Okay.
But do you know what they are?
They're probably slips, like sandals.
Slides?
Slides, yeah.
No.
Okay.
Oh.
Hello.
Do you know what they are?
No.
Go ahead.
Hello.
They are one of a kind.
Custom Arsenal Adidas.
God.
How sick are those shoes?
These are sick shoes.
You like them, don't you?
I do love them.
I knew you would.
Yeah.
Do they have the, they have the, the, the arsenal symbol on the side?
On the back.
On the back.
On the back.
Oh my God.
That's, you know what?
That's being mindful.
That's thoughtful.
That's being thoughtful.
That's thoughtful.
And that's being a friend.
That is a friend.
Yeah, yeah.
Unlike you, unlike you, when you came to town and you booked a Whiskey Ginger
and a Bad Friends,
but not a Tiger Belt.
That's right.
So unlike that.
That's right.
This is the opposite of what you do.
That's right.
It's called a tariff.
Oh, right.
I did tariff you 40%.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So I will lower the tariff.
I'm doing only American.
Okay.
Sure.
But if I lower the tariff, will you do mine eventually?
You lower the tariff.
All right.
Okay.
Tariff war.
10%, 10%.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So give me a rating on the shoes.
You like them.
Do they meet your, your standards?
These meet my standards in different ways.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Wow.
And I, you know, it's sexual.
You know what I mean?
So that's number one.
Yeah.
I'm more attracted to you by, by this gift.
Thank you.
Right.
Number two, I have some downsides to it, too.
Go ahead.
Okay.
But let's go to the positive.
Do you own those shoes already?
No.
Awesome.
I don't own any Arsenal FC shoes.
You do now.
I have pants.
I'm sure it's scarves, et cetera, et cetera.
And this is slick.
And what's so funny?
It's slick.
It's aerodynamic.
Yeah.
Clean.
Clean.
Yeah.
Very clean.
Clean.
I would be too afraid to wear them.
Why?
Whoa.
Because they're so nice.
Well, they're one of a kind.
They're made for running.
This guy's taking shots at you.
Wow.
Thank you so much.
I love you.
I love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
Thank you for being here.
And thank you.
Does the display, is that, are you really in awe of them?
Or is that like an excuse that you don't like them?
And is that why you're not going to wear them?
I'm just trying to figure out why you wouldn't wear those.
No, you're trying to drum up some shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just curious.
You're trying to drum up some shit.
And since this shit is drummed up, may I waddle in it?
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think stylishly, it's not my style.
Whoa, I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
Yeah, yeah.
You didn't like them.
No, I do like them.
What a piece of shit.
No, no, no.
I do like them.
I used a passport to get those shoes.
But here's the thing.
You could go to arsenal.com and buy the same shoes.
Have you?
And get delivered in three days.
He was with his family and he thought about you.
I could probably get a nine as well.
He got the wrong size.
Yeah, yeah.
I got the wrong size.
Those are very nice.
There they are?
Can I see the other styles, please?
They're in blue?
Wait a second.
You only spent $79 on them?
$80.
The red ones are cool.
Those red ones.
Wow.
They're way more expensive.
Yeah.
I think that's-
$600.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's more my thing.
That's more my thing.
But I don't do $80 on my feet.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it.
You picked up on that, right?
The whole display thing was a whole-
I knew.
Yeah, yeah.
He was fucking trying to-
No, but it's the sentiment and the thought that counts.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I will get you something similar.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Like a Tiger Woods, you know what I mean?
Are you upset?
I'd be upset.
I'd be like-
Glove.
Turned off.
Do they have gloves?
That's a fucking dick move.
I've lived in this space for quite a while.
I get it, yeah.
Well, I'll tell you why, guy.
Freaky, freaky.
It's because we have an honest relationship.
That's right.
You know, and we're not about lies and-
We tell each other how we feel.
How we feel.
And I appreciate that.
Yeah.
I'm going to display them accordingly in my closet.
Underneath all the other shoes that I have.
That's right.
Yeah.
And in 20 years time, I'll dig them back up and go, oh, these are in style now.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Now I'll put them on.
I'll be 70.
73.
I do think you'll wear them.
Yeah.
My money's on, you'll wear them.
I'll wear them in Ireland when we do the golf thing.
You mean in London?
No, when we go to Ireland, we're going to a golf thing afterwards.
That's right.
Yeah.
I'll wear them at the golf thing.
But this would make more sense in London.
That's true.
Yeah.
No one's going to go, hey, bloke, are those Osna shoes?
Wait, who is that?
What was that?
That's a Greek accent?
Hello, bloke.
Oh, that's better.
Yeah.
Are those Osna shoes?
That's good.
Yeah.
No one's going to go that, say that.
Right.
Yeah.
You're right.