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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Teaches Bobby Lee About The Philippines' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-06. Transcript available.

I know a new word.
I want to learn about what the kids are saying.
She's skibbity.
Oh, you're so skibbity.
Skibbity.
Skibbity do da, skibbity day.
Why, oh, why, wonder, wonder, bo skib.
Very good.
I don't know.
Skibbity slant.
Skibbity, what does it mean?
YouTube videos, a filler word, like cool, bad, or dumb.
So it means everything in...
All right, let me see if I can use it in a sentence.
Yeah.
Yo, man, did you put poo on your face?
This?
Yeah.
No, no, this isn't poo.
This is just, it's just a little bit of sunscreen.
Oh, you're being skibbity.
You just say, you have to say yes.
You have to yes and it.
You don't know improv?
You have to yes and the thing, dude.
Why do I have poo on my face in this fist?
It's a sketch improv scenario.
You could ask me anything.
Are you hungry?
I would have said yes.
You said I would have poop on my face.
No, because I was trying to make it foolish.
Ask me again.
Ask me again.
God, man.
Sorry, ask me again.
Anyway.
Do it again.
Hey, man, you got...
No, do the same thing again.
You got chunky poo on your peanut poo on your face.
I do?
Yeah.
No, I don't.
You're doing it again, dude.
It's anti-comedy what you're doing.
I'll do it.
All right.
All right.
Yo, man.
What a party.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have poo on your face.
Yeah, I do, man.
You have skibbity poo all over your face.
Yeah, I'm being skibbity.
You're skibbitying right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sick, dog.
I mean, we went all that way to get to there.
I know.
I just had to foil the bit.
Okay.
How do you...
What does skibbity mean?
I have never said that word.
Yeah.
But do you know what it is?
You've seen it on the internet.
What's some terms?
We want to learn terms.
What do Filipino kids say?
You can say bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
What does bo-ang mean?
No, it has to be harder.
Bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
What does it mean now?
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-ang.
What?
Crazy.
You're being bo-ang right now.
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
You climb that tree too.
Too fast, bo-ang.
You're being bo-ang.
You guys are using it right, though.
Bo-ang.
Exactly.
Bo-ang.
Because we're smart.
It's like somebody chokes you.
Bo-ang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sounds like a chicken.
Sounds like a nut disease.
Bo-ang.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, sir, but you have bo-ang.
I go, really?
I'm both?
Anyway.
Give us more terms.
What are the Filipino kids saying right now?
Like your age is.
My age?
Yeah.
Oh, giatay.
Giatay.
Oh, God.
Let me guess what that means.
Okay.
Giatay.
Stinky feet.
No, let me get...
No.
Oh, you're swimming in a bog.
Poo on your face.
No.
You're swimming in a bog.
Yeah.
How come you...
Whenever I say a suggestion,
you bury me with fucking poo on the face.
I'm sorry.
What is going on with you today?
That's our relationship.
I know.
All right, go.
Yeah, yeah.
I just threw it out that it wasn't good what I said, right?
But I'm just guessing.
What does it say the word again?
Giatay.
Giatay.
Giatay.
Giatay.
Grandma, did you make some giatay?
Oh, it's a good dish.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
That's the thing.
No, it sounds good.
Yeah, really?
Giatay.
Yeah.
How come you're walking so slow?
Oh, my giatay hurts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, actually, we were close.
Pretty close.
You got giatay on your face.
Yeah, I got giatay on my face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's more like, oh, shit.
Like, oh, I just did something.
Oh, I stepped on a nail.
Oh, giatay.
Yeah.
Wow.
Giatay what?
Giatay what?
What's that mean?
What's that mean?
Just an expression.
We're learning everything new.
I like it.
Give us more.
Give us more.
Also, you like Sublime?
I just noticed that.
Yeah.
You like them?
Uh-huh.
You know they're playing again.
His son is playing.
Yeah.
You don't know that.
No.
She doesn't even know.
Do you know the songs or?
Yeah, some.
Okay.
Give us one.
I don't know, Century or something.
Sing it.
I don't know it.
No!
We don't know it.
You have to tell us.
We don't know.
You have to say, I don't know anything about it.
It was before my time.
Way before my time.
Yeah.
I'm more into, you know what I mean, Bach.
It doesn't look like it's before your time.
You know, Bach and Satie.
Um, go ahead.
There's the lyrics.
There it is.
He brought them up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, I don't practice Santeria.
I ain't got no crystal ball.
Well, I had a million dollars, but I, I'd spend it all.
Jules, next line.
Go.
If I could find that Helena.
Wow, wow.
And that Sancho that she's found.
Sancho.
Well, I'd pop a cap in Sancho.
Sancho.
And I'd slap her down.
Slap her down.
What does Sancho do for you to put a cap in him?
Well, let me tell you something.
Sancho, Sancho is her new lover.
Oh, I see.
That's his ex's lover.
I don't know.
I don't know the lyrics.
Okay.
Also, you know what bothered me about this song Forever?
What?
Go up there.
He says, I don't practice Santeria.
Santeria is basically, it's card reading, tarot reading.
It's the same thing.
I don't have a crystal ball.
Okay.
Got it.
Well, I had a million dollars, right?
But I'd spend it all.
So he said he had it.
Then he said, if he did have it, he would spend it.
Well, a Santeria is $600,000.
Oh.
Right?
Yeah.
And a crystal ball, a high-end one, $400,000.
So a million dollars.
That's a million.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's what it is.
That all adds up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you want high-end, when I get it, I get high-end.
I get it from Gandalf.
Yeah, this one right there.
I get my crystal ball from Gandalf.
No, you get your crystal ball from, uh, uh, uh, huh?
Oh, Andrika.
Andrika.
Yeah, Andrika.
Because Andrika's the famous game crew on the show.
And at Santeria, I get a black market.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm getting everything on-
From a black person.
I get it on the white market.
You do?
You play retail.
I like the white market.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'd prefer the white market.
Can you buy Santerias in Philippines?
Yeah.
Are there tarot readers in the Philippines?
Yeah, real ones.
What do you mean real ones?
We have real ones here?
No, no, I think they have the legit ones.
We have them too, dude.
We have them on Ventura.
There's like three of them.
No, they have scars on their faces.
They have the whole-
Oh, scary ones.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Filipino.
Oh, that one's real.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, my.
And look at the fucking cards above.
Just black figures like that?
What does that mean?
One day you'll be black?
No.
Jay-Z is Jay-Z.
Come on, Latifia.
And like my aunt did a reading,
and then this old lady,
like she did like read her poems,
and then the old lady was like,
oh, you're being followed by this capre
who wants to fuck you.
What's a capre?
What's a capre?
It's like a gorilla slash-
Carlos is a capre.
Is Carlos a capre?
Yeah, he smokes-
Capre smokes a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they live like in the trees.
Capre.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you weren't in the States,
you'd be capre for sure.
King capre.
So wait, a capre was following her,
trying to attack her.
No, fuck her,
because like he's-
The capre is like obsessed with her.
That's what the-
Wow.
And did she ever-
Did the capre ever get her?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
But then the old lady was like,
you have to get out of town
because this is like-
Okay, okay.
That is Carlos.
That's a capre, dude?
Wow, dude.
Oh my God.
Dude, capres are cool, bro.
This is so rad.
Yeah, he has an old school.
Oh, there's another one.
But it looks like that.
Doing karaoke.
Oh no, he's blowing up.
That's definitely Carlos.
That's Carlos.
Look at his hairline.
Yeah, that's a capre, dude.
Yeah, wow, dude.
That's 100% Carlos.
That's a capre.
Give me more capre.
It looks more like that.
Oh, right.
That's, wow.
Yeah.
That's a fucking-
Have you guys ever seen a capre
around the Philippines?
But I know,
but I saw the shadow of one.
Oh, I got a shadow of a capre.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It could have been a monkey, but-
No.
Okay, okay.
Oh, what's the difference
between monkey's shadow
and capre's shadow?
Capre's bigger.
They're like huge.
Look, it's the size of a tree.
Oh, wow.
Look at that guy.
Look at the second photo
that you brought up.
Second one.
He's sitting in a tree.
I mean, look at that big naked guy
in the tree.
Yeah, yeah.
You would be able to spot a capre.
Why is he balding?
Yeah.
Why is the capre balding?
I don't know.
Yeah.
And what is he blowing on?
He's smoking.
Oh, okay.
Wait, they smoke?
They sit in the trees
and they smoke?
Wow.
I would do that.
This is 100% you.
Yeah, yeah.
I would love to do that forever.
Can we get that on a shirt?
Are there good capres out there
like, hey, I know,
I'm going to invite a friend
to this party.
Right, right.
Like, hey, dude, Andrew.
Yeah.
I have a friend.
Who is it?
It's a capre.
You want him to come to my house?
Yeah.
Hmm, what is he bringing?
Do you have trees at your house?
Yeah, my whole front yard
is filled with trees.
Yeah, he'll be up there.
Okay.
All night?
All night long.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to come inside, man?
Sitting in the trees
all the whole party?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this woman got chased
by the capre or it never happened?
Yeah, he would have come inside.
I mean, this is insane.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's a little Filipino kid
with one.
Yeah.
Can you train to be a capre?
I mean, like,
if I was born in the Philippines...
You were supposed to be born,
not trained to be a capre.
What do you mean?
Can I be born...
How do I be born to be...
From another capre?
He's not allowed to dream?
Yeah, yeah.
You're taking away his...
If I was a regular person,
I couldn't dream to be a capre?
It's like,
I want to be a ninja, too.
Why can't I be a ninja?
Well, I can't.
No, I mean,
you'd have to be big enough.
How big...
Give us the details.
How big are capres?
Tall, dark figure,
reaching up to 10 feet in height.
That's pretty tough.
They look like Michael Yeo, then.
Yeah.
Okay.
What?
They're trickster figures
who play pranks.
Oh.
But they don't kill.
I've heard they kill.
Really?
Go down and go show more.
Let me see if they do kill.
Yeah, yeah.
Capres are said...
Appearance first.
Well, appearance says
that capres described
his tall, dark figure,
sometimes reaching up
to 10 feet in height.
Depicted hairy humanoid
with long legs.
Capres are said
to dwell in large trees.
Bamboo, mangoes,
balete trees.
They're also seen under these
in pass and forest.
Mischievous,
playing pranks on people.
Make you lose your way
in the forest
and then all your shit disappears.
Over here.
Oh, here.
Right?
You love this.
They have the power
to remain invisible.
Oh, that's why
you can't see them.
Children or people
with a special third eye
can see them.
Oh.
Wow.
Do you have third eyes?
I think so.
Yeah.
I feel like it's something
that you would know.
Yeah, I think you'd know by now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a tail.
Like you'd know if you had a tail.
You would know if you had a tail.
If you had a third eye,
you'd know.
Yeah.
Can you really see
aberrations
and ghostly things?
Not right now,
but when I was younger
and when I was living
in the Philippines,
like in our old house,
I saw like an old lady
like just floating.
And I told my mom that
and she was just like,
oh, that's just nothing.
It was like her grandma.
It was like her grandma.
It was like her grandma.
Capre whore.
Capre whore.
And there's-
But you know what?
What?
She can also feel
if there's anything
around a space
and there's nothing
in your house,
so that's good.
Well, okay.
There's nothing in his house.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jules,
you know this about your sister.
She can feel
what's in her space.
No,
like if there's anything
in the space.
Any entity in the space.
So in my house,
there's no entity.
Do you know why?
Why?
Because my entity
is stronger.
You seanced it, didn't you?
I seanced it out.
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's your entity?
His name is Dave.
You guys don't know him?
You don't know Dave?
No, I've never seen him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's there.
Yeah, he's better than Capre.
I want you to come over.
I don't think so.
I want you to come over
and see if something
is in my house.
Now I think maybe
I have an entity.
She has it.
She has the ability.
Because I'm telling you,
some nights
when I go take the dog
out to piss,
I'll walk down the stairs
and the dog and I
will be walking.
This happened twice.
We'll be walking down the stairs
to go outside
and we walk down the stairs
and we get to like the bottom
to turn the corner
and she'll stop
and I'll stop.
And I'll kind of,
and I'll like feel,
it feels really weird.
And the dog will kind of stop
and look inside
the front room
and then she'll quietly
move back to the door.
But I can feel
something is different.
It's very strange.
It's happened to me twice now.
You know what happened
to me, right?
What?
When I was in Oklahoma City,
this native guy
picks me up
because I was doing
that movie
and he goes,
my friend,
you have a spirit.
Following you?
Yeah,
following you.
And I go,
because earlier that day
I saw a lamp
in my hotel room
but I saw something
flash to my right
like a black figure.
And I kept seeing,
I called Kalilah actually.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, remember?
I called Kalilah
and I go,
I literally think
that there's a spirit.
And then he goes,
you must get sage.
So I bought sage.
Did it help?
No.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
But he disappeared eventually.
Wait, no.
So how did you make it go away?
Because I'm dating a witch.
Oh.
That's why I think
I'm dating a witch.
Because you want
all that shit gone.
Yes.
Does she sage you?
Yeah, she shaves me out.
Shaved.
Yeah.
So there's his Reddit story.
I forgot exactly how it went
but basically it was this guy.
He was talking about how he
like he lives a really good life.
He has a wife and kids and stuff.
But then he looks at the lamp
on this like the corner of his room
and then it starts to look weird.
And then just everything
that he knew just disappears.
His family disappeared.
His wife, his kids.
It was all like in his head.
In his illusion.
But he lived through it.
He lived through it.
Like having family.
Right.
Having kids.
Oh, it's like the inner light then.
You have no idea what you're talking about
but he still pointed at me
like he knew what I was talking about.
That was amazing.
He goes, oh, yeah.
He goes, oh, yeah.

Rudy Teaches Bobby Lee About The Philippines

I know a new word.
I want to learn about what the kids are saying.
She's skibbity.
Oh, you're so skibbity.
Skibbity.
Skibbity do da, skibbity day.
Why, oh, why, wonder, wonder, bo skib.
Very good.
I don't know.
Skibbity slant.
Skibbity, what does it mean?
YouTube videos, a filler word, like cool, bad, or dumb.
So it means everything in...
All right, let me see if I can use it in a sentence.
Yeah.
Yo, man, did you put poo on your face?
This?
Yeah.
No, no, this isn't poo.
This is just, it's just a little bit of sunscreen.
Oh, you're being skibbity.
You just say, you have to say yes.
You have to yes and it.
You don't know improv?
You have to yes and the thing, dude.
Why do I have poo on my face in this fist?
It's a sketch improv scenario.
You could ask me anything.
Are you hungry?
I would have said yes.
You said I would have poop on my face.
No, because I was trying to make it foolish.
Ask me again.
Ask me again.
God, man.
Sorry, ask me again.
Anyway.
Do it again.
Hey, man, you got...
No, do the same thing again.
You got chunky poo on your peanut poo on your face.
I do?
Yeah.
No, I don't.
You're doing it again, dude.
It's anti-comedy what you're doing.
I'll do it.
All right.
All right.
Yo, man.
What a party.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have poo on your face.
Yeah, I do, man.
You have skibbity poo all over your face.
Yeah, I'm being skibbity.
You're skibbitying right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sick, dog.
I mean, we went all that way to get to there.
I know.
I just had to foil the bit.
Okay.
How do you...
What does skibbity mean?
I have never said that word.
Yeah.
But do you know what it is?
You've seen it on the internet.
What's some terms?
We want to learn terms.
What do Filipino kids say?
You can say bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
What does bo-ang mean?
No, it has to be harder.
Bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
Bo-ang.
What does it mean now?
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-ang.
What?
Crazy.
You're being bo-ang right now.
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
You climb that tree too.
Too fast, bo-ang.
You're being bo-ang.
You guys are using it right, though.
Bo-ang.
Exactly.
Bo-ang.
Because we're smart.
It's like somebody chokes you.
Bo-ang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sounds like a chicken.
Sounds like a nut disease.
Bo-ang.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, sir, but you have bo-ang.
I go, really?
I'm both?
Anyway.
Give us more terms.
What are the Filipino kids saying right now?
Like your age is.
My age?
Yeah.
Oh, giatay.
Giatay.
Oh, God.
Let me guess what that means.
Okay.
Giatay.
Stinky feet.
No, let me get...
No.
Oh, you're swimming in a bog.
Poo on your face.
No.
You're swimming in a bog.
Yeah.
How come you...
Whenever I say a suggestion,
you bury me with fucking poo on the face.
I'm sorry.
What is going on with you today?
That's our relationship.
I know.
All right, go.
Yeah, yeah.
I just threw it out that it wasn't good what I said, right?
But I'm just guessing.
What does it say the word again?
Giatay.
Giatay.
Giatay.
Giatay.
Grandma, did you make some giatay?
Oh, it's a good dish.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
That's the thing.
No, it sounds good.
Yeah, really?
Giatay.
Yeah.
How come you're walking so slow?
Oh, my giatay hurts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, actually, we were close.
Pretty close.
You got giatay on your face.
Yeah, I got giatay on my face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's more like, oh, shit.
Like, oh, I just did something.
Oh, I stepped on a nail.
Oh, giatay.
Yeah.
Wow.
Giatay what?
Giatay what?
What's that mean?
What's that mean?
Just an expression.
We're learning everything new.
I like it.
Give us more.
Give us more.
Also, you like Sublime?
I just noticed that.
Yeah.
You like them?
Uh-huh.
You know they're playing again.
His son is playing.
Yeah.
You don't know that.
No.
She doesn't even know.
Do you know the songs or?
Yeah, some.
Okay.
Give us one.
I don't know, Century or something.
Sing it.
I don't know it.
No!
We don't know it.
You have to tell us.
We don't know.
You have to say, I don't know anything about it.
It was before my time.
Way before my time.
Yeah.
I'm more into, you know what I mean, Bach.
It doesn't look like it's before your time.
You know, Bach and Satie.
Um, go ahead.
There's the lyrics.
There it is.
He brought them up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, I don't practice Santeria.
I ain't got no crystal ball.
Well, I had a million dollars, but I, I'd spend it all.
Jules, next line.
Go.
If I could find that Helena.
Wow, wow.
And that Sancho that she's found.
Sancho.
Well, I'd pop a cap in Sancho.
Sancho.
And I'd slap her down.
Slap her down.
What does Sancho do for you to put a cap in him?
Well, let me tell you something.
Sancho, Sancho is her new lover.
Oh, I see.
That's his ex's lover.
I don't know.
I don't know the lyrics.
Okay.
Also, you know what bothered me about this song Forever?
What?
Go up there.
He says, I don't practice Santeria.
Santeria is basically, it's card reading, tarot reading.
It's the same thing.
I don't have a crystal ball.
Okay.
Got it.
Well, I had a million dollars, right?
But I'd spend it all.
So he said he had it.
Then he said, if he did have it, he would spend it.
Well, a Santeria is $600,000.
Oh.
Right?
Yeah.
And a crystal ball, a high-end one, $400,000.
So a million dollars.
That's a million.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's what it is.
That all adds up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you want high-end, when I get it, I get high-end.
I get it from Gandalf.
Yeah, this one right there.
I get my crystal ball from Gandalf.
No, you get your crystal ball from, uh, uh, uh, huh?
Oh, Andrika.
Andrika.
Yeah, Andrika.
Because Andrika's the famous game crew on the show.
And at Santeria, I get a black market.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm getting everything on-
From a black person.
I get it on the white market.
You do?
You play retail.
I like the white market.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'd prefer the white market.
Can you buy Santerias in Philippines?
Yeah.
Are there tarot readers in the Philippines?
Yeah, real ones.
What do you mean real ones?
We have real ones here?
No, no, I think they have the legit ones.
We have them too, dude.
We have them on Ventura.
There's like three of them.
No, they have scars on their faces.
They have the whole-
Oh, scary ones.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Filipino.
Oh, that one's real.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, my.
And look at the fucking cards above.
Just black figures like that?
What does that mean?
One day you'll be black?
No.
Jay-Z is Jay-Z.
Come on, Latifia.
And like my aunt did a reading,
and then this old lady,
like she did like read her poems,
and then the old lady was like,
oh, you're being followed by this capre
who wants to fuck you.
What's a capre?
What's a capre?
It's like a gorilla slash-
Carlos is a capre.
Is Carlos a capre?
Yeah, he smokes-
Capre smokes a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they live like in the trees.
Capre.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you weren't in the States,
you'd be capre for sure.
King capre.
So wait, a capre was following her,
trying to attack her.
No, fuck her,
because like he's-
The capre is like obsessed with her.
That's what the-
Wow.
And did she ever-
Did the capre ever get her?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
But then the old lady was like,
you have to get out of town
because this is like-
Okay, okay.
That is Carlos.
That's a capre, dude?
Wow, dude.
Oh my God.
Dude, capres are cool, bro.
This is so rad.
Yeah, he has an old school.
Oh, there's another one.
But it looks like that.
Doing karaoke.
Oh no, he's blowing up.
That's definitely Carlos.
That's Carlos.
Look at his hairline.
Yeah, that's a capre, dude.
Yeah, wow, dude.
That's 100% Carlos.
That's a capre.
Give me more capre.
It looks more like that.
Oh, right.
That's, wow.
Yeah.
That's a fucking-
Have you guys ever seen a capre
around the Philippines?
But I know,
but I saw the shadow of one.
Oh, I got a shadow of a capre.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It could have been a monkey, but-
No.
Okay, okay.
Oh, what's the difference
between monkey's shadow
and capre's shadow?
Capre's bigger.
They're like huge.
Look, it's the size of a tree.
Oh, wow.
Look at that guy.
Look at the second photo
that you brought up.
Second one.
He's sitting in a tree.
I mean, look at that big naked guy
in the tree.
Yeah, yeah.
You would be able to spot a capre.
Why is he balding?
Yeah.
Why is the capre balding?
I don't know.
Yeah.
And what is he blowing on?
He's smoking.
Oh, okay.
Wait, they smoke?
They sit in the trees
and they smoke?
Wow.
I would do that.
This is 100% you.
Yeah, yeah.
I would love to do that forever.
Can we get that on a shirt?
Are there good capres out there
like, hey, I know,
I'm going to invite a friend
to this party.
Right, right.
Like, hey, dude, Andrew.
Yeah.
I have a friend.
Who is it?
It's a capre.
You want him to come to my house?
Yeah.
Hmm, what is he bringing?
Do you have trees at your house?
Yeah, my whole front yard
is filled with trees.
Yeah, he'll be up there.
Okay.
All night?
All night long.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to come inside, man?
Sitting in the trees
all the whole party?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this woman got chased
by the capre or it never happened?
Yeah, he would have come inside.
I mean, this is insane.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's a little Filipino kid
with one.
Yeah.
Can you train to be a capre?
I mean, like,
if I was born in the Philippines...
You were supposed to be born,
not trained to be a capre.
What do you mean?
Can I be born...
How do I be born to be...
From another capre?
He's not allowed to dream?
Yeah, yeah.
You're taking away his...
If I was a regular person,
I couldn't dream to be a capre?
It's like,
I want to be a ninja, too.
Why can't I be a ninja?
Well, I can't.
No, I mean,
you'd have to be big enough.
How big...
Give us the details.
How big are capres?
Tall, dark figure,
reaching up to 10 feet in height.
That's pretty tough.
They look like Michael Yeo, then.
Yeah.
Okay.
What?
They're trickster figures
who play pranks.
Oh.
But they don't kill.
I've heard they kill.
Really?
Go down and go show more.
Let me see if they do kill.
Yeah, yeah.
Capres are said...
Appearance first.
Well, appearance says
that capres described
his tall, dark figure,
sometimes reaching up
to 10 feet in height.
Depicted hairy humanoid
with long legs.
Capres are said
to dwell in large trees.
Bamboo, mangoes,
balete trees.
They're also seen under these
in pass and forest.
Mischievous,
playing pranks on people.
Make you lose your way
in the forest
and then all your shit disappears.
Over here.
Oh, here.
Right?
You love this.
They have the power
to remain invisible.
Oh, that's why
you can't see them.
Children or people
with a special third eye
can see them.
Oh.
Wow.
Do you have third eyes?
I think so.
Yeah.
I feel like it's something
that you would know.
Yeah, I think you'd know by now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a tail.
Like you'd know if you had a tail.
You would know if you had a tail.
If you had a third eye,
you'd know.
Yeah.
Can you really see
aberrations
and ghostly things?
Not right now,
but when I was younger
and when I was living
in the Philippines,
like in our old house,
I saw like an old lady
like just floating.
And I told my mom that
and she was just like,
oh, that's just nothing.
It was like her grandma.
It was like her grandma.
It was like her grandma.
Capre whore.
Capre whore.
And there's-
But you know what?
What?
She can also feel
if there's anything
around a space
and there's nothing
in your house,
so that's good.
Well, okay.
There's nothing in his house.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jules,
you know this about your sister.
She can feel
what's in her space.
No,
like if there's anything
in the space.
Any entity in the space.
So in my house,
there's no entity.
Do you know why?
Why?
Because my entity
is stronger.
You seanced it, didn't you?
I seanced it out.
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's your entity?
His name is Dave.
You guys don't know him?
You don't know Dave?
No, I've never seen him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's there.
Yeah, he's better than Capre.
I want you to come over.
I don't think so.
I want you to come over
and see if something
is in my house.
Now I think maybe
I have an entity.
She has it.
She has the ability.
Because I'm telling you,
some nigh