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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'BBC Submissions to Date Rudy?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-08. Transcript available.

Michael B. Jordan is jacked.
He's such a good-looking guy.
It's unbelievable.
Wow.
Crazy.
Whoa, dude.
Jesus Christ, that one's inappropriate.
That's inappropriate, dude.
Oh, my God.
Imagine.
Imagine.
This is Jules once his chocolate guy.
Yeah.
She's looking for chocolate.
Have you had chocolate?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Would you do this chocolate?
She said last time.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
How many chocolates would you do?
How many bars?
A lot.
Yeah?
A lot.
Okay.
Rudy, now you're single.
You can go date chocolate if you want.
I think she's...
Honestly, can I be honest with you?
Okay, go.
I don't think that does interest to you.
Dating?
Yeah.
Like right now?
Anytime.
I guess.
Yeah.
You dated for a long time, right?
Yeah, I just want to rest.
But it's like...
I just want to rest.
Like you were jogging.
23 years old.
Like she was jogging.
Yeah.
I was 23 when I started stand-up her age.
It's unbelievable.
Same thing.
And when I look at her, I go, I was that young?
It's crazy, man.
Isn't it crazy?
It's fucking crazy.
I was that young when I did.
Yeah, I was 22, 23 when I started.
Yeah.
Oh.
Whoa.
We got some submissions.
Oh, so we got BBC submissions.
What's BBC?
Big black.
Okay.
And so what?
So we got BBC submissions to date Rudy.
So who's this first guy?
Yeah.
Let's see the first guy.
Let's see the first submission here.
Oh, this guy is Sean Harris.
Yeah.
He's 28.
Aries.
28.
He's an Aries.
What's up, Sean?
Credit score is 720.
That's good.
Business credit, 84.
Not bad.
He's six feet tall.
He's got a Honda Civic working on it.
He's an artist, consultant, lives in Pennsylvania,
travels to New York a lot for work.
That's neither of those places are here.
And Rudy, you're gorgeous.
Follow my IG.
To the bad friends, love y'all.
Keep it up.
Okay, so let's see.
Here we go.
First photo.
This guy.
Okay.
All right, well, he's out there.
He's smoking weed, maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
I'm smoking weed, not cigarette.
Oh, he raps?
He raps?
Oh, he's handsome.
How do you know from, what is his mouth?
He's a microphone covering his whole thing.
But I, from I am good.
What about this?
Cute.
Yeah, yeah.
Smoking again.
Smoking again.
Better with a microphone on, huh?
Yeah.
So this is his Instagram.
This is actually one of his, this is on one of his songs.
Oh, here we go.
And Jassy, you ain't had enough.
Like I'm the air, I won't hesitate to air.
No, he smokes too much for Rudy.
I think he smokes too much.
Let's get a different contestant.
But we do like him.
We like him a lot.
Very talented.
You know what my problem with that guy is?
Too cool.
Oh, too cool.
Way too cool.
Rudy's BBC Dream.
Next up is AFAM.
Not sure how to do this.
My credit is 653.
And my dick, pass my belly button soft.
I love one piece.
Tell it what up.
Okay.
All right.
Any photos?
No.
Oh, there he is.
Yeah.
No.
What?
How old is he?
He's 52.
I can't tell.
Oh, he loves horses.
He has a kid?
Yeah, he's got it.
Why'd you see the horse first?
I just don't see a lot of black people on horses.
Do you?
I mean, let's.
Time out.
Do you see?
Let me think about it.
Okay.
Just think about it.
I've never seen a black guy on a horse.
I've never seen a black guy skydiving.
Or drink coffee.
Or drink coffee.
What?
What?
Wow.
Okay.
Next up.
We like him though.
This is for the girl BBC request.
Ha, ha, ha.
Her chocolate love.
Tell her follow me on Insta.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Chocolate love.
Can I ask something real fast?
Yeah.
They all put their credit score in there.
Do we ask for that?
I think you did.
I think you did ask for it.
You do it in.
Yeah, yeah.
You're being protective.
Well, first of all, first of all.
Yeah.
Bobby, my friend, you guys are laughing at me.
My friend said, I'm being protective.
I want to make sure they have a bright future.
And Jules can be taken care of.
Exactly.
You wanted to be this specific.
I said what?
You asked about that and the car.
That's why they're.
Well, I want to know.
Do, do, do.
Okay.
Does Jules want to date someone
who's making less than 5,000 pesos a day?
No.
No.
This is my case.
Exactly.
There he is at a mall by a fountain.
Bro, you walk into the West Covina Mall
and you see that guy sitting on that fountain.
What would you do?
Run away.
No, you wouldn't.
You're like, let's get an acai bowl together or whatever.
Go back to the mall photo real fast.
I got to tell you the truth.
Look at those lips.
Nice lips.
Nice lips.
Big lips.
I'm telling you, my guess is
he is on break at the kiosk he works at
and took that photo.
That's a guess.
What kiosk is it?
They probably.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at me right now, dude.
No.
Yes, yes.
What kiosk is it?
I think they fix iPhones.
Okay, good.
Good.
Very good.
Nice tattoos, though.
I just feel like he loves himself, too.
Oh, I see.
Tattoos on the face.
You like tattoos on the face?
You do.
Wow.
Yeah, all right.
But I feel like the title alone was just like, oh, BBC requests, ha ha.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't like that ha ha.
You don't like the ha ha part.
I understand.
You know what?
And he's half naked in the parking lot.
Yeah.
You as a sister, you wouldn't approve.
I wouldn't approve.
I get that.
I get it.
Moving on.
I get that.
And very smart.
Very smart, yeah.
The ha ha does throw you.
Chance to meet Rudy.
Hey, guys.
She's white.
Yeah, but can we mix it?
Can we mix it up a little bit?
You can't have BBC and BBC.
He might have a big black dead.
I don't know.
I may not have a BBC.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Being white and all, but I'm 32.
I think Rudy would have fun with me.
My credit score is in the 700s.
I drive a Lexus ES350, and I have a cruiser motorcycle.
Let me stop you right there, pal.
We're not letting our kid get on motorcycles.
Let me look at the photo.
What if he has a WBC?
Let me see.
A white black hawk.
Let's see.
Let's see if he has a white black hawk.
Yeah.
Zoom in.
Oh, my God.
James Dean, dude.
It's a screenshot of it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a screenshot.
Give me next photo.
Oh, so you're interested.
Nice, man.
Hello.
Well, happy Thanksgiving.
Right?
You can imagine him saying that.
By the way, that definitely is a Thanksgiving photo.
Yeah, yeah.
There is the cruiser motorcycle.
Hey.
All right.
We're going to unfortunately pass.
We're going to pass on that.
We're going to pass.
For Rudy's love, this next guy is 2561 black.
I love how he just wrote, I'm 2561 black guy.
690 credit score with a 2016 Mustang GT.
He's in North Carolina.
He's in school to be a doctor.
Oh.
A doctor, wait for it, in physical therapy.
All right.
So it's not, it's a doctor.
What do you think he's leaning toward, doctor or physical therapy?
It's physical therapy.
Okay.
Is this him?
Yeah.
My man.
My man.
I need PT.
So maybe we can hook this up.
He's a child of God.
That is good to know.
That's really good.
There he is.
Oh, wow.
There he is on Main Street.
Just doing his thing.
He's doing his thing, this guy, dude.
Dude, go to the slide before.
It was literally just like seconds before.
Go one more.
It was just like, this is like all the same day.
Zoom in.
Zoom in.
What do you think he's doing there?
Bro.
What do you think he's doing?
It's just, it's like, this is like moments later he took these photos.
People my age post stuff like this.
Like seconds later you took the same photo?
Go back to that photo, the first one.
It's like a slide of time.
It's a chronological order.
What is he looking for on the ground there?
You tell me, bud.
No, no, no, bud.
I'm laying it up to you.
No, bud.
What do you think he's looking for on the ground?
You tell me.
No, you tell me, my friend.
You tell me.
No, he dropped his keys.
Oh, he did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that what's down there?
I don't know.
But do we like this guy?
He's okay, but all his pictures is like of his back.
He likes his back.
He has a great back, dude.
Kid's got a good back.
Look at that.
And he always has scripture on his back.
Yeah.
I have a guy who dresses, I mean, I have a classmate who dresses like this.
What do you mean you have a guy?
What did you mean by that?
I have a guy classmate who dresses like that.
This guy loves words on a shirt.
And this guy, what kind of shirts does he wear?
You're a guy classmate.
The ones with the words on your back.
What does the words say, Issa?
I don't know.
I forgot.
I don't look at this guy all the time.
Okay.
I got to tell you, though, I like this guy.
That last shirt he just had, I really liked.
What's the last shirt?
What is that?
It's a dear person behind me.
I think the world is a better place with you in it.
Aww.
I like that kind of stuff.
We like that kind of stuff.
That means his heart is good.
Yeah.
You know?
But you don't like him, do you?
I'm not vibing.
Okay.
Okay.
Move on.
No vibe.
All right.
I'm from Canada.
I was just there.
Okay.
Maybe I can get a date with Rudy.
He's in Edmonton, Alberta.
Okay.
I'd rather date the dog.
I'd rather date the dog.
So.
Ooh.
Ooh.
What the fuck is that?
That's Josh.
He's half black.
Half black, half native.
Find and go up.
Whoa.
That's the guy, dude.
Wow.
Look at him.
Look at.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Does he do stand up?
Is that what that is?
Well, it also, he can't memorize his jokes.
He's reading it off his phone.
Wait.
Go down to the next one.
Yeah.
That's it.
Okay.
Where's his Instagram?
He didn't leave it.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, Rudy.
This might.
We might have to put the brakes on that.
Yeah.
We might have to put the brakes on that.
He's a long face.
He's a long.
Yeah.
Why the long face?
Yeah.
Quite a long face.
Anything else?
Nothing.
Well, we have other applications.
Yeah, please.
More, please.
This is Gary Nelson.
Okay.
First of all, that's not a black guy.
Gary.
I bet he is.
Find out if Jules would be up for two BWC.
Big white cock.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a white guy.
Yeah.
Okay, let's look.
Send a video, you said to Gary.
Ha ha.
Here you go, bud.
This is like a video of him jerking off.
It fucking better not be.
It better not be or I'll get angry.
Hey, bad friends, family.
The reason I think I'd be a good match for Rudy is I'm obsessed with One Piece.
I love how gross she is.
I love how she doesn't have a filter.
We're both on the spectrum, most likely.
I have a fat dog.
Aw.
And a fat cat over there eating some food.
And I've got a big white dick.
Hold on.
We're the parents.
Yeah.
That's, first of all.
I'm all in.
First of all.
I'm all in.
As a parent.
I only have one big fear.
What?
What?
Go back to it and don't play it.
Just, yeah, okay.
Push pause.
Pause.
Now, like, scan to when he scans the room.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, let's look at the background.
Okay, okay.
Up when he goes back up again.
Stop, pause.
Stop.
Okay.
What is going on back here?
This is a basement.
Dude, you're right.
And that is scary to me.
And let me say something.
Who lives above?
Parents.
Parents.
Mom and dad.
Yeah, mom and dad.
Now, the only thing that would give that away
is not a basement in a weird turn of events
is that is a doggy door.
It'd be weird to have a doggy door in the basement.
But I will say.
For the cat.
What?
It's for the cat.
He can run.
You know what?
I don't think it is a basement.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what he said, but I'm all in it.
I don't know what he said, but I'm all in it.
I just don't know what he said.
Door.
He's a cat and dog, too.
Sorry about that, girl.
No, that was understandable.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're a regular.
You're a regular.
You're a regular on this show.
He said that was understandable.
Because you were like, oh, that's a doggy door.
And he was like, oh, it's for cats.
Right.
Oh, exactly.
Dude, you get it.
In the Philippines, you understand.
Broke my fucking head.
I threw it down too hard.
Okay.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, here we go.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
Cut it the fuck out.
Yeah.
We're trying to do an investigation here for Rudy's sake.
Cat, why didn't you say squirrel?
Yeah.
That's a hamster door.
Yeah, hamster door.
Come on, guy.
Hamster door for hamster.
You go through all the fucking species.
So tell me, is this guy of interest?
I like that he has a cat and a dog.
And a fat dog.
Fat dog is cool.
Fat dick.
Fat dick.
Fat dick, too.
Okay, all right.
Sweetheart, sweetheart.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Okay.
Sorry, honey.
Okay, baby.
He's my mom.
What?
He's my mom.
I am.
She is.
Hello.
That's so obvious.
She's your mom.
Go to the next applicant, please.
Well, we'll put him on hold.
Okay, who's this next guy coming over?
He doesn't even say anything.
So we're going to meet Zach.
Oh, I'd love to.
Honey.
Yes, sweetheart.
We're going to meet Zach.
All right.
And I hope Jules picks right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Pause.
What are we in, Gaza?
Why can't I say that?
He can.
He can.
All right, here we go.
Don't judge me.
I watched your shows in the shower.
I don't touch myself, too.
He's naked.
Yeah.
To Bobby in the shower.
I just watched your shows in the shower anyways.
Rudy.
Yeah, 100%.
100%, yo.
Honestly, we want her on the BBC side.
I've talked to a few of the BBC community members.
She's English.
And we were thinking, like, Rudy Jules, like, she'd be a great part of the
community.
Let's just exclude Bobby from this conversation for just a second.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
Push pause.
Push pause.
Hey, guy.
What's your obsession with me?
Just to mention you three times.
I know.
There's some sexual tension between me.
I think he wants you.
Yeah.
I don't think it's about you.
I think it's about me.
And no thank you, dude.
I think you should get with him.
He's really funny.
And I like how he's, like, kind of nervous to talk about my sister.
You think he's funny?
Yeah, he's kind of funny.
He's trying to be funny.
No, he's funny.
God, the humor.
No.
The level of humor in the youth.
All right, let's go to the next guy.
Next one, please.
I don't think we can have you get that guy.
Zach, bye, Zach.
We liked him, though.
Zach, we love you, Zach.
We love you, Zach.
You're handsome, Zach.
This guy has a 2022 Chevy Camaro.
He put that in the subject line.
Hope Rudy likes my car.
If not, please show it on the next episode.
Oh, his photo's going to be bad, I think.
It's a video, I think, yeah?
I hate car guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Already.
Oh, another back.
Okay.
Oh, he can do that.
He can do a figure eight on the freeway.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
That's pretty cool.
I know you want a BBC.
I'm the next best thing.
Big Brown Weenie.
Ah, a BBW.
Big Brown Weenie.
I'm trying to fall in love with Rudy.
I'm 26 years old, and I live in East LA.
Okay, this one's finally in Los Angeles.
Oh, dude.
Whoa.
Honey, I really like him.
You like him?
Yeah.
He's spicy.
He's spicy.
Zoom in to his face.
He's flicking off the camera.
Oh, now he's, I don't know, his attitude's a little aggressive.
Attitude's a little tough, yeah.
Is there another photo?
He sent a video, but it's just like him at a party.
Let's see that.
We love to see party people party.
We love to see parties.
I'm going to see how he parties.
You like to see him party, sweetheart?
Yeah.
If he parties hard, there he is.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's got good-
It's like an anime party.
He's got good friends.
Good friends, look at him.
I actually think this is a smart move.
He's showing you that he has fun people around him.
A girl is sitting on a fridge.
I think this is actually very intelligent.
Let me see the girl in the fridge.
It's a girl on a counter.
He's so cute.
Yeah, look at her.
He's so scared.
No, she's so cute.
Okay.
That guy.
Look at the Groucho, Groucho's at the party.
From Sesame Street.
Everybody's here.
Everyone's here.
Ernie, Ernie, everybody.
Look at this guy.
A young, what's his name?
How come there wasn't a Mexican character on Sesame Street?
Groucho.
Who the fuck is Groucho?
Oscar the Groucho.
Oscar, I mean, Oscar.
Groucho.
Hey, Groucho.
Yeah, Oscar, I mean, yeah, yeah.
Who's Groucho?
Who's Groucho?
Groucho Marx.
Groucho Marx.
Wait a minute.
Oscar wasn't Latin.
He wasn't Mexican.
Okay, think about, play Oscar and let's just close your eyes and see what he is.
Just close your eyes.
Okay, visually.
Visually, what is he?
Mexican.
Why do you say that?
You Spanish oppressive piece of shit, dude.
Why do you say that, you oppressor?
It just has good style.
Okay, nice try, pig.
Yeah, nice fucking try.
Let's do a video so I can hear what he sounds like.
I forgot what he sounds like.
This is over with.
Okay, well, Oscar, thank you for coming to the LA Times to answer our very
important questions.
You're not welcome.
Okay, I already know.
A fentanyl white.
Fenty white.
Yeah, yeah.
Fenty white.
Right, a fenty white?
You know, what do you think he is, girls?
I don't even know.
Yeah.
Yeah, white.
Yeah.
Okay.
Play it right there.
Yeah, go ahead.
Years that I'm quite fond of, but Groucho's motto is, your next piece of trash
could be your
best piece of trash.
He's an old-timey hobo.
Yeah, he's an old-timey guy.
Yeah, old-timey hobo.
Old white guy, yeah.
He hops on a train, a boxcar train.
Exactly, exactly.
With the thing.
Is a leg missing for some reason?
Yeah.
He wasn't even in a war.
Is that the last BBC?
I think we have one more.
Let's see it.
Aaron Taylor.
Anaheim, 6-2.
Wow.
He says, full sack.
What does that mean?
Full sack.
I think he's got a full sack.
Yeah, it's filled with other things.
Credit score, 580.
Not great.
Not great.
2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
He met Bobby Lee in a 7-Eleven.
Okay, that's where I meet my black guys.
That's 7-Eleven.
Yeah, every time.
There he is with his mom.
Oh, great.
He's cute.
He's so cute.
Whoa.
Oh, like we're surprised he can do that.
I would expect that.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, he loves sunsets.
That one I like.
That's a good.
He likes the beach.
Honey, that's great.
He loves sunsets.
How old is he?
He looks like he's.
This one's from five years ago.
So, oh, right.
It's okay.
Give me another one.
That's it, but we do.
He left some of his music in here.
They all leave their music.
I'm like in the ocean, like Avatar style.
I'm swimming with those.
Yeah.
There's a mermaid.
No, that's not.
It's my lover.
Hey.
Hey.
It's my lover.
I'm blue in the ocean.
Flying through the ocean.
I'm blue.
Yeah.

BBC Submissions to Date Rudy?!

Michael B. Jordan is jacked.
He's such a good-looking guy.
It's unbelievable.
Wow.
Crazy.
Whoa, dude.
Jesus Christ, that one's inappropriate.
That's inappropriate, dude.
Oh, my God.
Imagine.
Imagine.
This is Jules once his chocolate guy.
Yeah.
She's looking for chocolate.
Have you had chocolate?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Would you do this chocolate?
She said last time.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
How many chocolates would you do?
How many bars?
A lot.
Yeah?
A lot.
Okay.
Rudy, now you're single.
You can go date chocolate if you want.
I think she's...
Honestly, can I be honest with you?
Okay, go.
I don't think that does interest to you.
Dating?
Yeah.
Like right now?
Anytime.
I guess.
Yeah.
You dated for a long time, right?
Yeah, I just want to rest.
But it's like...
I just want to rest.
Like you were jogging.
23 years old.
Like she was jogging.
Yeah.
I was 23 when I started stand-up her age.
It's unbelievable.
Same thing.
And when I look at her, I go, I was that young?
It's crazy, man.
Isn't it crazy?
It's fucking crazy.
I was that young when I did.
Yeah, I was 22, 23 when I started.
Yeah.
Oh.
Whoa.
We got some submissions.
Oh, so we got BBC submissions.
What's BBC?
Big black.
Okay.
And so what?
So we got BBC submissions to date Rudy.
So who's this first guy?
Yeah.
Let's see the first guy.
Let's see the first submission here.
Oh, this guy is Sean Harris.
Yeah.
He's 28.
Aries.
28.
He's an Aries.
What's up, Sean?
Credit score is 720.
That's good.
Business credit, 84.
Not bad.
He's six feet tall.
He's got a Honda Civic working on it.
He's an artist, consultant, lives in Pennsylvania,
travels to New York a lot for work.
That's neither of those places are here.
And Rudy, you're gorgeous.
Follow my IG.
To the bad friends, love y'all.
Keep it up.
Okay, so let's see.
Here we go.
First photo.
This guy.
Okay.
All right, well, he's out there.
He's smoking weed, maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
I'm smoking weed, not cigarette.
Oh, he raps?
He raps?
Oh, he's handsome.
How do you know from, what is his mouth?
He's a microphone covering his whole thing.
But I, from I am good.
What about this?
Cute.
Yeah, yeah.
Smoking again.
Smoking again.
Better with a microphone on, huh?
Yeah.
So this is his Instagram.
This is actually one of his, this is on one of his songs.
Oh, here we go.
And Jassy, you ain't had enough.
Like I'm the air, I won't hesitate to air.
No, he smokes too much for Rudy.
I think he smokes too much.
Let's get a different contestant.
But we do like him.
We like him a lot.
Very talented.
You know what my problem with that guy is?
Too cool.
Oh, too cool.
Way too cool.
Rudy's BBC Dream.
Next up is AFAM.
Not sure how to do this.
My credit is 653.
And my dick, pass my belly button soft.
I love one piece.
Tell it what up.
Okay.
All right.
Any photos?
No.
Oh, there he is.
Yeah.
No.
What?
How old is he?
He's 52.
I can't tell.
Oh, he loves horses.
He has a kid?
Yeah, he's got it.
Why'd you see the horse first?
I just don't see a lot of black people on horses.
Do you?
I mean, let's.
Time out.
Do you see?
Let me think about it.
Okay.
Just think about it.
I've never seen a black guy on a horse.
I've never seen a black guy skydiving.
Or drink coffee.
Or drink coffee.
What?
What?
Wow.
Okay.
Next up.
We like him though.
This is for the girl BBC request.
Ha, ha, ha.
Her chocolate love.
Tell her follow me on Insta.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Chocolate love.
Can I ask something real fast?
Yeah.
They all put their credit score in there.
Do we ask for that?
I think you did.
I think you did ask for it.
You do it in.
Yeah, yeah.
You're being protective.
Well, first of all, first of all.
Yeah.
Bobby, my friend, you guys are laughing at me.
My friend said, I'm being protective.
I want to make sure they have a bright future.
And Jules can be taken care of.
Exactly.
You wanted to be this specific.
I said what?
You asked about that and the car.
That's why they're.
Well, I want to know.
Do, do, do.
Okay.
Does Jules want to date someone
who's making less than 5,000 pesos a day?
No.
No.
This is my case.
Exactly.
There he is at a mall by a fountain.
Bro, you walk into the West Covina Mall
and you see that guy sitting on that fountain.
What would you do?
Run away.
No, you wouldn't.
You're like, let's get an acai bowl together or whatever.
Go back to the mall photo real fast.
I got to tell you the truth.
Look at those lips.
Nice lips.
Nice lips.
Big lips.
I'm telling you, my guess is
he is on break at the kiosk he works at
and took that photo.
That's a guess.
What kiosk is it?
They probably.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at me right now, dude.
No.
Yes, yes.
What kiosk is it?
I think they fix iPhones.
Okay, good.
Good.
Very good.
Nice tattoos, though.
I just feel like he loves himself, too.
Oh, I see.
Tattoos on the face.
You like tattoos on the face?
You do.
Wow.
Yeah, all right.
But I feel like the title alone was just like, oh, BBC requests, ha ha.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't like that ha ha.
You don't like the ha ha part.
I understand.
You know what?
And he's half naked in the parking lot.
Yeah.
You as a sister, you wouldn't approve.
I wouldn't approve.
I get that.
I get it.
Moving on.
I get that.
And very smart.
Very smart, yeah.
The ha ha does throw you.
Chance to meet Rudy.
Hey, guys.
She's white.
Yeah, but can we mix it?
Can we mix it up a little bit?
You can't have BBC and BBC.
He might have a big black dead.
I don't know.
I may not have a BBC.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Being white and all, but I'm 32.
I think Rudy would have fun with me.
My credit score is in the 700s.
I drive a Lexus ES350, and I have a cruiser motorcycle.
Let me stop you right there, pal.
We're not letting our kid get on motorcycles.
Let me look at the photo.
What if he has a WBC?
Let me see.
A white black hawk.
Let's see.
Let's see if he has a white black hawk.
Yeah.
Zoom in.
Oh, my God.
James Dean, dude.
It's a screenshot of it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a screenshot.
Give me next photo.
Oh, so you're interested.
Nice, man.
Hello.
Well, happy Thanksgiving.
Right?
You can imagine him saying that.
By the way, that definitely is a Thanksgiving photo.
Yeah, yeah.
There is the cruiser motorcycle.
Hey.
All right.
We're going to unfortunately pass.
We're going to pass on that.
We're going to pass.
For Rudy's love, this next guy is 2561 black.
I love how he just wrote, I'm 2561 black guy.
690 credit score with a 2016 Mustang GT.
He's in North Carolina.
He's in school to be a doctor.
Oh.
A doctor, wait for it, in physical therapy.
All right.
So it's not, it's a doctor.
What do you think he's leaning toward, doctor or physical therapy?
It's physical therapy.
Okay.
Is this him?
Yeah.
My man.
My man.
I need PT.
So maybe we can hook this up.
He's a child of God.
That is good to know.
That's really good.
There he is.
Oh, wow.
There he is on Main Street.
Just doing his thing.
He's doing his thing, this guy, dude.
Dude, go to the slide before.
It was literally just like seconds before.
Go one more.
It was just like, this is like all the same day.
Zoom in.
Zoom in.
What do you think he's doing there?
Bro.
What do you think he's doing?
It's just, it's like, this is like moments later he took these photos.
People my age post stuff like this.
Like seconds later you took the same photo?
Go back to that photo, the first one.
It's like a slide of time.
It's a chronological order.
What is he looking for on the ground there?
You tell me, bud.
No, no, no, bud.
I'm laying it up to you.
No, bud.
What do you think he's looking for on the ground?
You tell me.
No, you tell me, my friend.
You tell me.
No, he dropped his keys.
Oh, he did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that what's down there?
I don't know.
But do we like this guy?
He's okay, but all his pictures is like of his back.
He likes his back.
He has a great back, dude.
Kid's got a good back.
Look at that.
And he always has scripture on his back.
Yeah.
I have a guy who dresses, I mean, I have a classmate who dresses like this.
What do you mean you have a guy?
What did you mean by that?
I have a guy classmate who dresses like that.
This guy loves words on a shirt.
And this guy, what kind of shirts does he wear?
You're a guy classmate.
The ones with the words on your back.
What does the words say, Issa?
I don't know.
I forgot.
I don't look at this guy all the time.
Okay.
I got to tell you, though, I like this guy.
That last shirt he just had, I really liked.
What's the last shirt?
What is that?
It's a dear person behind me.
I think the world is a better place with you in it.
Aww.
I like that kind of stuff.
We like that kind of stuff.
That means his heart is good.
Yeah.
You know?
But you don't like him, do you?
I'm not vibing.
Okay.
Okay.
Move on.
No vibe.
All right.
I'm from Canada.
I was just there.
Okay.
Maybe I can get a date with Rudy.
He's in Edmonton, Alberta.
Okay.
I'd rather date the dog.
I'd rather date the dog.
So.
Ooh.
Ooh.
What the fuck is that?
That's Josh.
He's half black.
Half black, half native.
Find and go up.
Whoa.
That's the guy, dude.
Wow.
Look at him.
Look at.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Does he do stand up?
Is that what that is?
Well, it also, he can't memorize his jokes.
He's reading it off his phone.
Wait.
Go down to the next one.
Yeah.
That's it.
Okay.
Where's his Instagram?
He didn't leave it.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, Rudy.
This might.
We might have to put the brakes on that.
Yeah.
We might have to put the brakes on that.
He's a long face.
He's a long.
Yeah.
Why the long face?
Yeah.
Quite a long face.
Anything else?
Nothing.
Well, we have other applications.
Yeah, please.
More, please.
This is Gary Nelson.
Okay.
First of all, that's not a black guy.
Gary.
I bet he is.
Find out if Jules would be up for two BWC.
Big white cock.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a white guy.
Yeah.
Okay, let's look.
Send a video, you said to Gary.
Ha ha.
Here you go, bud.
This is like a video of him jerking off.
It fucking better not be.
It better not be or I'll get angry.
Hey, bad friends, family.
The reason I think I'd be a good match for Rudy is I'm obsessed with One Piece.
I love how gross she is.
I love how she doesn't have a filter.
We're both on the spectrum, most likely.
I have a fat dog.
Aw.
And a fat cat over there eating some food.
And I've got a big white dick.
Hold on.
We're the parents.
Yeah.
That's, first of all.
I'm all in.
First of all.
I'm all in.
As a parent.
I only have one big fear.
What?
What?
Go back to it and don't play it.
Just, yeah, okay.
Push pause.
Pause.
Now, like, scan to when he scans the room.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, let's look at the background.
Okay, okay.
Up when he goes back up again.
Stop, pause.
Stop.
Okay.
What is going on back here?
This is a basement.
Dude, you're right.
And that is scary to me.
And let me say something.
Who lives above?
Parents.
Parents.
Mom and dad.
Yeah, mom and dad.
Now, the only thing that would give that away
is not a basement in a weird turn of events
is that is a doggy door.
It'd be weird to have a doggy door in the basement.
But I will say.
For the cat.
What?
It's for the cat.
He can run.
You know what?
I don't think it is a basement.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what he said, but I'm all in it.
I don't know what he said, but I'm all in it.
I just don't know what he said.
Door.
He's a cat and dog, too.
Sorry about that, girl.
No, that was understandable.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're a regular.
You're a regular.
You're a regular on this show.
He said that was understandable.
Because you were like, oh, that's a doggy door.
And he was like, oh, it's for cats.
Right.
Oh, exactly.
Dude, you get it.
In the Philippines, you understand.
Broke my fucking head.
I threw it down too hard.
Okay.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, here we go.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
Cut it the fuck out.
Yeah.
We're trying to do an investigation here for Rudy's sake.
Cat, why didn't you say squirrel?
Yeah.
That's a hamster door.
Yeah, hamster door.
Come on, guy.
Hamster door for hamster.
You go through all the fucking species.
So tell me, is this guy of interest?
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