Name: Rudy Bullies Her Sister From The Philippines
Uploaded: 2025-07-09T16:00:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Bullies Her Sister From The Philippines' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Bullies Her Sister From The Philippines' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-09. Transcript available.

- So when you're in the Philippines,
how many days a week do you guys call?
- We never call. - We never call.
- Like months will go by? - Yeah.
- It's just texting. - Just text.
- But you text every day? - No.
- Like once a week? - No.
- Once a month? - Yeah.
- That's interesting about siblings.
How often do you talk to your brother?
- Like once a month.
- I called my sister today.
I do think we've connected more
as our parents have gotten older.
- Yeah. - That is a big piece of it.
- Yeah. - Yeah, because I used to hate Isa.
- You used to hate her? - Mm-hmm.
- Why? - I just, like,
I was just annoyed at her.
Like I would just beat her up and just.
- Can you beat her up any,
you can't beat her up anymore.
- Not anymore, no.
- 'Cause you're stronger than her, aren't you?
- Mm-hmm. - I wanna see you guys fight so bad.
- So Isa, do you have a high school love when you're,
you're in high school still, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have a senior next year?
- No, I'm a junior next year.
- At 17?
- No, 'cause I had to repeat a grade.
- Why? - Which one?
- I had to repeat seventh grade. - Why?
- Because I was depressed. - A, B, C, D.
- I wasn't dumb.
I wasn't dumb, guys.
- One, two, three, four.
- Hey. - Yeah.
- You're being mean. - I am?
- Yeah. - You're being mean.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I was just seeing if you could finish it.
- Say sorry.
- Can you finish it? A, B, okay.
- No, you have to say sorry.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Isa.
- You were depressed?
- I was really depressed.
- It was your emo stage.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I feel you.
- So you never went to school?
- Yeah, well I-- - Not for a year.
- Yeah, I went to school for like half of the school year.
And my school was like, they were doing,
it was mental month, mental health month.
And then we were doing this forum thing.
And I was like, oh, I'm gonna answer it properly.
- So I answered it properly and then they called my parents.
- And said what?
- They're like, oh, you need to get your,
you need to get your daughter out of school.
- Oh, because it was that bad.
- Mm-hmm.
- What were you, I mean,
sometimes we talk about serious things.
I was just wondering, like,
I mean, are you through all that hardship?
- Yeah. - And that, okay.
What happened?
Did you go to therapy?
I mean, what happened?
- Yeah, I went to therapy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And I was on antidepressants.
- Which one?
- I don't know, I forgot.
But I forgot that, I mean, I remember that it was a lot.
- I was on it, I took 'em for a while.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I hated it.
- 'Cause your parents are, you know,
I know your mother well, your father's a lawyer.
- A judge.
- A judge, oh, fuck.
- Huge difference.
- He was a lawyer when I met him, no?
- Yeah, he was.
- I didn't know he upgraded to judge, he's a judge now?
That's amazing.
- Wow.
- So your father's a judge and you just have good genes.
You mean, 'cause your, honey is,
your mother is hilarious.
- She's crazy.
- And crazy and fun.
- We love her.
- We love her.
And I love your dad, he's very stoic, you know?
So you have good, you know, family, right?
You have a beautiful sister and two brothers
and you have a dog at home?
- I have a lot of dogs at home.
- How many?
- I have six, no, seven.
- Seven dogs, holy shit.
- That's a lot, any of 'em fat?
- Yeah.
- Do you know those dogs or no?
- I grew up with two of the, three of the dogs,
but when I left, they got more.
- It's too many dogs.
- Way too many.
- I mean, it's too many dogs.
What's the max dog, three?
- In America?
- Yeah.
- The most pets you can have, I think,
is three or four in California.
- Well, no, no, no.
Three is number of dogs.
Four is number of combo pet, to me.
You can have as many as you want.
- I don't think so.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Los Angeles County legal limit for dog household is four.
- Yeah.
- All right, but that's, but that's what I'm saying.
But to me, three is the most dogs you should have,
and if you have a cat, that's it.
Four, you're done.
Four animals and you're done.
- We have five.
- I'm gonna call the cops.
- Yeah.
- The legal limit for the number of dogs
that hold in this household in Chicago is five.
- Five. - Illinois is five.
- Wow.
- Good way to go, Chicago.
- Let me ask you ladies something real quick,
just about our house.
How long does cat vomit need to sit before you clean it?
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, what's the timeline?
- Yeah, what's the timeline?
'Cause you've been doing three or four days now,
and are you waiting for it to harden or what?
- Have you seen the house?
It's clean.
We cleaned it last night.
- Is that how you talk to it?
- Exactly, that's exactly what it is.
- That's insane.
- Yeah, I don't charge rent.
- Right.
- All right?
I provide them whatever they fucking want, right?
And that's the way they talk to me, dude.
- I'm just saying, why are you complaining?
There's no mess.
- Okay, but I'm just saying that for two days,
there was cat vomit by my bedroom door.
- How?
- How what?
- You can't clean it?
- Oh, here we go.
- I know.
- It's gotten so out of control.
- It's bad.
- It's really bad.
- It's so bad, dude.
- Because, aren't they your cats too?
- I'm so angry.
I can't control myself.
Oh my God.
So, um, you know, I don't want to get rageful right now.
- I do, I want you to.
- You really do?
- Yeah, because she's pushing all your buttons.
- All right, all right, so.
Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
- Okay, here we go.
All right, so number one, right?
- Yeah.
- When you were in high school, right?
- Okay.
- All right.
How long did you live in my house?
- Like three years.
- Yeah.
Did you pay any rent?
- No.
- Okay.
- That's big.
- That's huge.
- Yeah, yeah.
Whenever we go out and eat, right?
Do I pay every meal?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Have you ever picked up a tab?
- No.
- Yeah.
Did I invite you to be a part of one of the biggest podcasts
on planet earth?
- That's right.
- Uh, I think Andrew did.
- Ooh.
- I did.
- Yeah, I did.
But that being said.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're my partner, so we did together.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop.
- All right, all right.
- How is this relevant though?
- Wow.
- Wow.
- You know what I mean?
I'm just asking, right?
- Yeah.
- I'm just asking, can you please-
- Because we're talking about cats and their vomit.
- Yeah, yeah.
Can you please, when you see that, you know what I mean?
Because, you know, I've been so generous and open, right?
Then maybe clean it fast.
- I do clean it, but-
- You let it dry for two weeks.
- Yeah, 'cause you have to let it dry
because I don't wanna get it when it's wet, it's gross.
- How often do cats throw up?
- A lot.
- Our cats throw up a lot.
- A lot.
- Why is that?
- I overfeed them.
- Right.
- So it's mainly your fault.
So you, mm.
- Mm, what?
- Oh, come here, huh?
What, what, giggly?
What's up?
- I think you need to start from where the problem is.
- Where's the problem?
- Bobby.
overfeed the cats heavy so many buttons yeah yeah what are you talking about no
i want to say
something okay and yes i you know goby and julio they're getting fat why
because of you
wow yeah yeah why you feed them a whole chicken i know from zanku no not from zanku
what is it from
kismet rotary chicken oh kismet rotisserie rotisserie oh delicious one of the
best right yeah so i get i
buy them a whole chicken yeah sure and i feed it to them doesn't that makes
sense i'm the bad guy
said you can't feed them that yeah we're co-owners yeah right why does her why
does she trump what i
have to fucking me what i do yeah i'm so mad i can't even talk dude all right
why how come it's 50 50 right
yeah because it doesn't take a lie yeah it's what what she's the empress yeah
no she's not i'm the
king they both said yes at the same time i know do you not respect him at all
as the king we he's not
he's not the king wow dude wow dude what are you talking about
wow you