Name: Ricky Gervais EXPOSES Hollywood in the MOST HILARIOUS Way
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ricky Gervais EXPOSES Hollywood in the MOST HILARIOUS Way' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-10. Transcript available.

right in may about the 31st i put together a show of hers and hymns from asia
what a night
i'm gonna get the lyrics oh what oh what night lyrics oh what a night oh what a
night
later samba back in c two three by the way i was in an internment camp i was
full of glee
what a lady what a night i want to be oh what the night late december uh 1945
look in the sky and what a night it was so unberivably bright
was it 45 i don't know 45 yeah yeah how about uh similar time too from the
german's perspective
yeah that would have been a terrible night actually what just you're out you
know what
i mean you're you're like you know me picking rice i don't know how they do it
but also you look in the sky i know what a dreadful it doesn't even make a
noise does it dude did you
see have you seen the rehearsal with nathan fielder he learned to fly a
commercial plane it's like one
of the craziest things i think i've ever seen in my entire life yeah i think i
saw him in a news
interviews saying that but he really did wow like i thought i was a bit and
then i was like
is this a bit inside of a bit inside because he's very layered he digs down as
deep so yeah he
literally flies he looks like one a 730 he does look like a pilot yeah yeah
does he land it sucks
obviously smooth dude really he does a great job but he had tons of hours of
training he did all the
training wow so he flies a comer he has a commercial airline pilot's license
you need to watch it man
that's incredible i want to watch the guy's absolutely brilliant oh he's so he's
top level
he's i know can you imagine the difference between guys like him and us it's
unbelievable yeah he's at
the top of like i met another one of our people where do you think we're bottom
dwellers we're yeah
we're uh what are the what are the fish at the bottom carp what are the bullheads
whatever feeds on
dirt yeah yeah that's us dirt dust and grime no we're like that's us yeah we
are that yeah yeah
that's you for sure that's me that's for you for that's absolutely me yeah and
go with what am i
i'm the black one that's you that's me yeah i'm not even the black one you're
an angler fish oh yeah
where am i um there you are that's me dude yeah yeah for sure that is one of
the ugliest fish i've
ever seen i know my entire life i know it's unbelievable would you eat it would
you eat it
it depends on how i'm hungry so this is the thing about food food has to look
good for me too
i would if i was a chef i would slice that up dude you i bet you can make it
look nice i would chop the
nose off i did the ice house last night with and i went back to back with arsenio
and i'm telling you
man still to this day arsenio hall is a joke writing machine a cultural icon
still up on his game he's
on his a game not just a game he's oh so kind he's the sweetest guy man yeah
anybody's genuine it's not
his generation like right above you his generation has a lot of well he's three
generations before me
no what do you mean he's one class above you you're 53 he's 68. what class are
you then two below you
pal no you're one below me two there's no way yeah there's people in between
you and i you're 40.
i'm 41 you're 53. there's right so that's the same difference between me and
arsenio you're not
listening there were less comics back then though classes were smaller but the
people that made it back
that was the everyone everyone's nodding at me there's way more comics now
today than there was
i was around back then there was triple the amount not not and then the comedy
death successful
comedians there's way more now than there's ever been oh my god this is the
most insane thing i've
ever heard there's way more comics selling tickets now on the road than there
was when your generation
you had like 10 guys selling tickets there's like 30 people selling tickets now
like real tickets eddie murphy
selling tickets go on martin lawrence selling tickets okay jerry seinfeld
selling tickets who's that
okay carlin i mean the list goes on i'm telling you cosby there's got to be
more comics now than ever
because the internet there's guys that we don't even know that sell out
theaters that we're not even
aware of yeah because comedy is just so broad now i would hate to be bill cosby's
assistant
i mean imagine the errands you go get it okay
it's like here here's that medicine yeah yeah that's what i'm saying why so
much a lot did you
see rick gervais got a star on the hollywood walk of fame and he and he goes i'm
here next to so many
legends michael jackson bill cosby it was great dude it was great it was a
great speech really he's the
man he just did the hollywood bowl he sold more tickets i'm sorry not more
tickets he had the highest
grossing sale at the hollywood bowl because his ticket prices are set
differently but
he had the highest grossing hollywood bowl sell wow isn't that crazy is it
crazy he's so funny though
so famous so fun i love all the specials i know i begged him to be on this show
and he's i think i
wrote him a dm one time and i said would you come on bad friends i'd love to
have you on the podcast and
he and he just wrote i'm all right mate and i was like great that's good did he
really respond yeah he
did yeah you know him no oh he knows us yeah yeah he knows we know him we love
him he likes us right
here i'll try to find it oh my god i try to find it i hate i hate rejection oh
right he just wrote cheers
oh cheers that's good no it's nice cheers is yes no i don't think so yeah
cheers cheers you know what
cheers is cheers is the british thumbs up to a text when you just get like a
thumbs up it's like saying
yeah sure whatever no liverpool won cheers cheers cheers mate yeah but liverpool
won cheers
that's a different cheers that's yes but otherwise like this say um uh have a
good day to me go
give you something else huh i stubbed my toe yeah cheers
see what i mean it's it's applicable for everything right it's kind of like our
uh
what's up this jamba juice line is too long oh yeah cheers i see because you
could be annoyed
i understand it i understand are you getting geared up and excited for london
and dublin
i'm actually so excited to go over there yeah cheers cheers cheers cheers
cheers
yeah so on this show yeah what we do is we banter about stuff and what i do is
i find ways to like
lead us down new conversation it's so it's so funny what you're doing right now
because a lot
a lot of times you don't agree last episode you didn't agree well when you negate
it when you so
i just negated you and don't ever talk to me like that son i'll talk to you how
i want all right
you're one generation below me two no dude listen old man yeah i'm two below
you pal you look older
than me okay let me just say this okay if no one knew who we were and we lined
us up right and go
how old are these guys we'd be the same age that's not true yeah and that's the
sad part and when they
do that to be nice to you because you're portly they do that to portly guys to
be nice anytime you
see a portly guy you're like you you look young okay i'm not portly anymore it
stays with you
do i still look portly i know what carlos what do you look great no i look
poorly be honest you're
like you're 70 there you're skinny fat you're skinny fat because your body is
skinnier but they're still
fat i know it's the level of health i looked in my mirror today oh no you gotta
change your diet
eating trash i know you're eating trash what'd you have for breakfast nothing
that's not trash
that's not good that's not bad either nothing all right what you have for lunch
i didn't eat anything
yet okay this is bad yeah you're and by the there's got to be something else it's
not intermittent
fasting you're in i woke up at three what can you eat from three to four i raced
over here i had to do
things and then come over here what did you have to do i had to look at my body
in the mirror and go oh my
god i'm portly you're not poorly yeah you actually look better than you've ever
looked i'm shocked
what the why would you say that even out loud you got me all paranoid on a
comedy show yeah yeah oh
you know what dude i'm tired of you lecturing about comedy dude okay say that
again why don't you
why don't you lecture me about comedy just say you're excited about london
start there man i'm so
excited to go to london me too oh my god cheers my god what are we gonna do we're
gonna get some
fucking crumpets yeah we'll get some crumpets yeah yeah i watched a clip the
other day you know
what i would see a nutcracker are there nutcrackers out there oh they got them
okay good i watched a
clip of a bunch of uh what i assume to be female footballers and they were
asking them what their
favorite biscuits are now biscuits here different story biscuits there are
cookies
right yeah this is this is interesting look this up look it up um i don't know
it's a team it was like
a tick tock but they're right they're like about to go on a bus but the point
my point is look this
they all said the same thing they all said chocolate digestives that's the name
of a cookie oh yeah i've
had those good but they're so good right the name digestive is so off-putting
have you noticed though
it does digest better it does it goes right in and out yeah chocolate digestives
yeah milk chocolate
it's a weird name everything about this place is goofy zoom in look at that 266
grams of chocolate
digest yeah wow normal look at the name of the company mcvicties yeah yeah all
right get some mcvicties there