Name: Rudy BRUTALLY ROASTS Bobby Lee
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy BRUTALLY ROASTS Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-11. Transcript available.

I think I is like the king and you're like...
I'm like what?
She's the king.
Yeah, and I...
Okay, so what am I...
In Games of Thrones...
You saw Games of Thrones, right?
Games of Thrones?
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's called Games of Thrones.
Here on Bad Friends is Games of Thrones.
All right, you saw Games of Thrones, right?
Who am I in Games of Thrones?
You're like, who's that...
The Cersei's son?
Oh, yeah.
Joffrey.
Yeah.
I'm Joffrey.
All talk, but then it's Cersei's...
No bite.
All bite?
Yeah, no bite.
No bite.
You think that's Bobby Lee?
That's me, the evil one.
Okay, and who's Kalilah then in it?
I guess Cersei.
She's Cersei, right.
She's evil as well.
Probably worse.
Significantly.
You know what I am, dude, in that world?
Jon Snow.
Yeah.
Jon Snow?
Oh, you're Jon Snow.
I'm the Snow.
I'm Tyrion Lannister.
There it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The little guy.
That makes sense.
Really good advice.
Yeah.
I'm the hand.
Wise, smart, helpful.
Yeah.
And by the way...
Hot!
Tyrion Lannister?
Yeah.
You think...
Wait, you think Peter Dinklage is hot?
Yeah.
Would you?
Yeah.
You would date Peter Dinklage?
No, who is that?
That's Andreas, for sure.
No, that's Bobby.
You think that's Bobby?
Yeah, that's Andreas, for sure.
You're not right.
You're trying to put that up.
You're trying to say that's him.
No, no, no.
They say it.
No, no, no.
You say...
I just...
Dude.
Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's you, dude.
And then, you know who Carlos is?
Ramsey Bolton.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you're Ramsey Bolton.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The crack addict?
Mm-hmm.
Ramsey, you are.
Yeah, you're Ramsey Bolton.
And who's McCone?
Oh, I already know where he is
because I re-watched the series.
Who is...
I went from one to eight again.
You did?
Yeah.
Who is he?
He's fucking the baker.
Oh, the fat kid?
The fat baker kid.
Yeah, yeah.
Just not...
Like, an NPC, not really in the show.
You know what I mean?
That's you, dude.
Like, what's his name?
You know, he has night terrors.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's you, McCone.
Yeah, let's hear...
Can you do an English accent?
What should I say?
Pretty good, dude.
We'll be a baker.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, we're at a bakery.
Oh, Bobby, you're back again.
Okay, we're at a bakery.
That's pretty good.
We're at a bakery.
We're at a bakery.
Ding-a-ding-a-ding.
Hello, sir.
Oh, hello.
What do you have fresh?
We've got some fresh buns right here for you.
What kind of buns?
Grain.
Grain buns.
Honey, they have grain buns here.
I don't like this guy's grain buns.
The grain buns are fucking disgusting.
They have terrible.
Yeah.
What else have you got?
Yeah, what else do you got?
We got a croissant.
Oh, we love friends.
Bullshit.
Show us the croissant.
I only have grain buns.
I don't.
I was lying.
Our English kids...
What does our English kids want?
Hello.
What do you two want to eat?
Yeah, what do you want to eat?
Order from the man.
Order from the man.
Go on.
I don't want them grain buns.
I don't want them grain buns.
Her accent is there.
And our other daughter who's, you know, a little eccentric.
You know what I mean?
And got the tism.
You want grain buns or not?
Yeah.
You want grain buns or not?
Do you guys have an English muffin?
She's really...
Our oldest one is...
Yeah, she went to boarding school.
Sorry, lads.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Outside with you.
Outside.
Way outside.
Yeah.
Excuse us.
So funny.
So funny.
That's actually pretty good.
Yours was actually really good.
Very good.
Yeah.
Why didn't you try?
I can't do accents.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can.
You've done them on the show before.
You've done them on the show before.
Maybe you should come to London with us.
You don't want to.
No.
He needs a visa too.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
No, rain on the fucking parade.
Rain on the parade, dude.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Just trying to have a good...
Pretty good English accent, McCown.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not bad.
Have you heard Carlos do it?
He's pretty good, right?
Costa Powers?
I hate it so much.
Andres, you do one.
I couldn't even do an American one.
Let's hear an American accent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, man?
Welcome to the Trump store.
Say, hey, welcome to the Trump store.
Say that.
Hey, welcome to...
Fire.
Say it again.
Hey, what store is this?
What store is this?
Oh, the Trump store.
What?
Dude.
Welcome to the Trump store.
This is the only job you could get.
Yeah, yeah.
You realize that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Be careful, because this is the only fucking job you're going to have in
America.
Honey, honey, what a beautiful store.
I love this store.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?
I've always wanted a Trump poncho.
Well, let's get you one.
Yeah, yeah.
Excuse me, sir.
Yep.
What up?
Yes.
Do you have Trump ponchos?
Do you have ponchos here?
That's all we have.
What?
Oh, we have ponchos.
Are you...
You don't sound like you're from here.
Are you from here?
Where were you born, man?
In Louisiana.
What part?
Watteau Rouge.
What?
He said Watteau Rouge.
Watteau Rouge?
Yeah, where's Watteau Rouge?
In Louisiana?
Is that New Orleans?
Yeah, where is that?
Where is it?
Close to New Orleans.
Okay.
Close to New Orleans.
Sir, you're fired.
You're fired, dude.
Get this guy out of here.
Yeah, yeah.
Call ice.
Call ice.
Call ice now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do realize that?
You literally could work no other job besides with us.
This is the only one.
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
Yeah.
Without us, where would he be?
I don't know.
You know where I tried to go last night?
Oh, tell me.
I waited in line and we couldn't get in.
What?
Jumbos.
What?
Clown room.
I haven't been in so many years.
Who'd you go with?
Well, we didn't go.
We never got in.
We walked in line.
Wow.
My buddy, you know Sean Malto?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Malto and I were going to go with our ladies and my cousin and nothing.
We walked.
It used to be you could walk in.
Pull up Jumbos.
One of my favorite.
You used to be able to walk in.
There was a huge line.
It sucked.
And so we left.
This place is the best.
It's the best.
I Googled.
I've been watching a lot of Sean videos.
Malto?
Yeah.
He's so talented.
No, we love him.
Yeah.
He's the man.
David Lynch claimed he wrote Mulholland Drive at Jumbos.
Shut the fuck up.
That's amazing.
Is that a real story?
He wrote Mulholland Drive at Jumbos?
Oh, Blue Velvet.
Reportedly wrote the screenplay for Blue Velvet at Jumbos Clown Room.
Better movie, I thought.
Even better.
Blue Velvet's so good.
I know, but I loved Mulholland Drive.
Me too.
Such a good movie.
But Dennis Hopper and Blue Velvet?
What a creep.
It's a great movie.
I'm just saying when he said I love.
You guys like David Lynch?
I don't know.
They have no idea who that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You never heard of David Lynch?
Well, how could they?
How?
How could she?
I don't want to get in this argument.
How could she know?
I just don't want to get into this.
She's wearing a shirt of a band she doesn't even know.
I know.
I think she knows.
I know.
Actually, she didn't know Santeria.
He didn't know Santeria.
Yeah, he was a very, well, it's a one-of-a-kind director.
When you watch a David Lynch movie, you immediately know it's him.
What are his, like, popular movies?
Blue Velvet, Elephant Man.
The Gen Z would know.
That's the problem.
That's the problem, no.
Well, they would know Twin Peaks because Twin Peaks, they remade into a show.
Yeah.
You guys know Twin Peaks?
Laura Palmer.
There's a new show.
When was the new Twin Peaks out?
2017.
Yeah, it was not that long ago.
You know that alien baby I have in the living room?
I don't know if you've seen him.
That's from Erase Your Head.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm a very big fan.
You guys wouldn't know any of this stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's not-
And the Coen brothers, you don't know.
Coen, no.
No.
Wow.
It's crazy.
Well-
What do you mean, what?
Well, it's like, who's-
They have their-
They're not film fans.
Well, their generation has-
You know what they were watching the other day?
Oh, my God.
It was driving me crazy.
Oh, my.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't know this, right?
But they're watching some sort of, like-
Overcompensating.
Yeah.
What is that?
Is that a TV show?
It's some Gen Z story.
Yeah, and they were laughing.
It's a movie or a TV show?
Yeah.
TV show.
But we were watching an episode with Bowen Yang.
Yeah.
And his podcast host and Tito Bobby got so mad.
No, I didn't.
I get that.
Yeah, you didn't.
That's insane.
That's insane.
Yeah, you did.
I love-
I'm a big bone.
I bet you got mad.
Okay.
I was a big bone.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me see the show.
What is the show about?
It's about this gay guy.
No.
That's too controversial for me.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A new Gen Z show about a gay guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Huh.
And where is it on?
Prime?
Amazon Prime.
Amazon, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so funny.
It's a good show.
So it's about a gay guy.
Yeah, but he's still in the closet and he's just trying to figure out-
He's already in college and he's trying to figure out how to come out.
Coming of the age.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's so fun.
What are you concerned about, honey?
You should watch it.
Honey, what are you-
With these kids today?
Once again, this is Hollywood pushing a gay narrative-
Yeah, man.
To the world, dude.
Making everybody gay, dude.
Is that guy gay?
Yeah.
Is that guy gay?
Is that dude gay?
Yeah.
So it's about him coming out?
Mm-hmm.
Does he ever come out?
He does.
Yeah.
In the first season?
Mm-hmm.
Really blowing their load there, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Jumping the shark.
It's a big show, though.
Big popular show.
People must love it, I bet.
Yeah, they must love it.
Yeah.
Gen Z.
I think you and I-
Gen Z loves-
I think Andrew, I think we're out of touch.
No, I wouldn't say-
Yeah, I think we are.
I wouldn't say we're out of touch.
I'd say we are-
We're stuck in the past.
I feel like Andrew's more open, though, than you.
Ooh.
Yeah.
He's gonna-
Beep, boop, boop, boop, beep, boop, boop, beep, beep.
What do you mean?
Because you got so mad, you told us never to mention Bo and Yang.
All right, cut all that out.
Don't cut that out.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I didn't.
I love him.
I'm a big fan of his.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.