Name: Liam Neeson RECAST to Bobby Lee in "Taken 4: Taken to Korea"
Uploaded: 2025-07-12T14:01:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Liam Neeson RECAST to Bobby Lee in "Taken 4: Taken to Korea"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Liam Neeson RECAST to Bobby Lee in "Taken 4: Taken to Korea"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-12. Transcript available.

you know what i saw last night it was not good don't say you saw mi what do you
see mission
impossible no i can't we let's go see it together tonight you want to see it
tonight yeah i have
tonight but it's got to be imax let's imax tonight but there's only four imaxes
in la
let's go tonight it's the only night you can do it because i go to hawaii wednesday
let's do it
okay okay tonight i've heard it's dinner and and dinner and imac imac i heard
it's not that good
yeah i've heard a lot of difference oh you didn't like it you saw it i saw it i
think it's pretty
good but the first the first hour is flashbacks of the previous movies and i'm
a i've seen every
single one so they'll be very nostalgic for me i haven't missed one it's some
white girl that's
never seen it before like what the is going on you know what i mean i mean that's
not as you know
i mean hd as you know you know i mean is that gonna be an is that gonna be
their promo is like don't
bring a white girl yeah mission impossible don't bring a white girl yeah i can't
i can't wait to
see it because it's his last one i hate romantic movies anyway i saw it last
night because people
on tiktok you saw what last night taken the original taken yeah i've never seen
it before
oh my god it's such a good movie i hated it what that movie's so good it's
after you see
all the equalizers and john wick and you go back to see taken right it's like
what is this
bullshit this is the problem it doesn't make any sense well because it's old
dude the movie came out
of such a long time ago it's not going to stand the test of time because there's
so many better
versions you go to paris and all of a sudden there's a guy that like puts you
into human trafficking that's
fucking that's never happened i know but what that's happening right now all
the time at la i
i've had it twice at la yeah yeah you've been kidnapped yeah yeah and i've came
i've come back
every time though you have without a fucking father who's part of the cia or
whatever you know
i did the back of my son yeah i crawled through the mud i will kill you right
recent grocery
if you have bobby i will find you yeah i will kill you dude the asian version
of taken would be so
fucking funny it's so funny dude but they would turn him in right away yeah can
you imagine how
quickly they uh if he was ever captured yeah how quickly would they give him
back
if i was in the story if i was in the story and my dad went to the one of the
brothel i would have
been like i want to stay leave me leave me here they have opium right right and
i'm a lot
you know what i mean leave me here papa i would i would stay there so you're
telling
me that mi is not going to be worth it to go see no it's worth it it's worth it
it's his last movie
yeah in this vein yeah what are we going to do without tom cruise i'm not even
kidding what are
we going to do he just did a movie with our ariana rato what's his name alejandro
gonzalez yeah did he do that don't ever do that again yeah don't ever do this
me right off that
pissed me off number one he's doing he already did that film that's in the can
right he's thinking
about it doing another maverick yeah i know but this is something mi is so
special there's something
about it it's like bond it's special it is pretty special the first one was so
good so unbelievably good
yeah i've i've seen it maybe a thousand me too it's my go-to movie to be
relaxed what's that song oh hot
betty bang the pan oh that's what you look like mccone oh yeah oh yeah back oh
black betty bang-a-bang
oh black betty yeah look at that's you mccone oh what's going on here that
looks like you doing an
impression of me that face he's making but is that the look you're going for i
just like long hair
i mean yeah i like a 70s vibe yeah yeah yeah i think that's what it is talking
to the mic why is
the mic so low i can't hear anybody today you like a 70s vibe complaining about
all the time
i mean have you seen them today everything oh you know what it is i'm anxious
okay let's talk about
it well i'm leaving tomorrow for two weeks and i'm like i'm all every time i
gotta go
packing the suitcase and my dog sits and she cries by the suitcase no she sits
and she she literally
puts her head next to you and goes oh no i hate it so much it's so much i hate
suitcases when i roll
it out of the closet immediately she goes she takes a breath oh my god she
knows when you're gone dude
it's it's awful not only does she know when i'm gone this is something and look
i know i'm being a dumb
dog guy right now yeah she has no idea when the i'm coming back right she has
no clue right for some
reason the energy probably conveyed by my wife in the house or something yeah
she will just sit by the
front window that day and wait for me to come home oh it's like she i swear to
god it's so stupid i know
i'm being annoying but like it's one of those things where she won't do that
any other day that i'm gone
but the day that i'm coming back it's not like she how would she know she will
sit by the front window
wow it's creepy their intuition you know what my dogs do when i'm leaving what
all over the house
no they already i go i'm leaving they go they go oh yeah and they just they
walk away they don't
they don't give a fuck that's because you have too many foreigners coming and
going in your home
i have three foreigners in my house gotta get rid of those yeah i know wait
maybe it's the foreigners
fucking them up they are yeah they're manipulating them i have seven animals no
one gives a and when
i come back they're like oh you again you is this you you is this your place
yeah i honestly believe
my cat bojo doesn't even know who i am no way you bojo loves you no every
morning i go good morning
bojo and he's like where am i maybe he has alzheimer's i know he's always been
like that i've raised
him since a kitten yeah every time every morning he pretends like what's going
on do cats get dementia
and alzheimer's do they he's six years old it starts early oh yes cats can
develop a form of
dementia called feline cognitive dysfunction similar to cognitive decline seen
in humans
above 52 to 53 years old especially those that are korean
no that doesn't say it says that right there no it doesn't say korean man wow
cats with dementia
dogs don't get it though right please tell me dogs don't get it do dog they
have to get it i don't
know yeah dogs can get it canine cognitive dysfunction yeah come max doesn't
know is it by the way look at
this is this is what all your animals do signs of dementia not responding when
called to forgetting
house training yeah your dog's pissing yeah yeah this is all your lesson on me
do they have any play do
they have enthusiasm to play or no no by the way getting stuck in corners the
saddest
shit that's seeing a dog stuck in a corner yeah yeah oh my nobody puts puppy in
a corner well when
cats are about to die you know what they do they disappear yeah well dude that's
like a nobility
thing they don't want they don't want you to see them die yeah that's kind of
rad it's not dogs are
like look at me i'm dying look at me because like by the way i saw a cat fight
on a walk the other
night two cats in the neighborhood there's one my neighbor has an outdoor cat
you know he just roams
around and comes and goes as he pleases and i was walking and he was on the
street over and i was
like oh what are you doing over here and he like looked at me and then he
slowly turned and i saw
there was another cat underneath the car tire yeah i was like oh is this his
enemy dude yeah and he
was slowly creeping up to him and i love it and i'm encouraging i was like get
up cat fights are so
fun to watch dude they beat the shit out of each other yeah because the paw can
go up when the paw
goes up and they start smacking each other in the head what is that dude coyote
killing a cat
oh my god carlos damn it carlos they're in my backyard i can hear them you need
to be careful i know i
have a fence but still yeah you do i gotta be i hear them all that a coyote
yeah when they talk
that's how they talk dude that's how they talk that they talk that what they're
not asian coyote
fuck you what's going on today man what is it was everything asian today yeah
let's cut this out
yeah yeah i'm sick of this i'm sick of this shit sick of this yeah but the
thing is is that um
will you cry when your dog dies why are we doing this who would you though let's
just it'll be the
saddest day of my life