Name: Rudy has a NEW Favorite Podcast?!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy has a NEW Favorite Podcast?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-15. Transcript available.

give it to me she said bow and yang has a bigger podcast than ours
there are numbers of support that's not true fucking all wait what there are
numbers to
support that that's not true at all is that true because i feel like maybe it
is no way
what's the name of their show they just get a lot of like just a list
that i know of no you know what it really is what it is i'll tell you what
it's sabotage it's sabotage yeah yeah yeah what did that just say yeah when i
asked uh ai if bad
friends was a show for gen z yes it's popular show with gen z the bad friends
podcast featuring
theo vaughn and bobby lee great
i'm sorry
why do you guys always pick on bobby do you think
we don't pick on it they don't with me at all they don't say hi
they don't do at all yeah i come they don't say hi they don't do nothing if i'm
upstairs they're not
upstairs yeah yeah yeah wake up at 4 p.m okay that's my lifestyle let me ask
you something right
when's the last you give me a hug you don't like hugs i do love hugs he does
from you he says he does
he only likes hugs from people he trusts yeah yeah so yes he doesn't want to
hug from there's no high
five there's no you know what i mean it's like hey
good morning hi i said good morning and she'll say she'll go say something like
the dogs are fat
what right no we are nice to you no no no no no no we feel more comfortable
with you than like
then like who other people in the family yeah yeah yeah i see like a couple of
days ago when you're
leaving i was like oh be safe and you didn't even say anything back you were
like oh thanks that is
very sweet you don't think that's sweet for her to say be safe that's how she
said it how'd you say
it no be safe that's not like what dude that's rude no but that's nicer because
then i would be
like i'd be devastated if you weren't safe no that's very sweet i honestly
believe if i died you wouldn't
cry i would cry what do you guys call each other what's your nickname for you
you have a nickname
yeah i used to call her bilat which means oh oh very good what a good term that's
nice that's
sweet yeah sister love yeah yeah sister what did you call her um i didn't call
her this but people
used to call her this because she was like the tallest one yeah like in our
place she was um she was
called agda which is also called copper what's i mean it's also like is copper
it's the same as the
tree man oh really oh so you're the tree man you know what you're you know who
you are in the
game of thrones what um the the uh three-eyed raven what's his kid's name bart
or no um branson
brand brand brand there yeah you're the three-eyed raven dude that's cool
though yeah wait what was
the first word not copper the bug duck what is it agda what does that mean just
the same just the same
thing why do they have two names i don't know i think capre is for um tagalog
and then agda is for
visaya this whole country's confused i know you got different languages with
the same they have
they have the same mythical creature but called something else yeah we have it
what bigfoot is
also known as sasquatch they are one and the same yeah so there yeah i think
you can have called to
a bit to the different thing i've never met have you ever seen a real bigfoot
or no oh yeah okay where
i was in uh pocatello oh yeah that story i remember tell it please you guys
know pocatello
remember okay let's say we're in a campfire and we have marshmallows and and we
have tents set up
it's midnight and this old timey you know what i mean man approaches the campfire
hello there lady
exactly hello there where'd you come from sir chinese boy i'm from way out yonder
where yes where did you
come from oh we're just you know my family me and my daughters were camping
here where did you guys
where have you come from we came just for the big city of los angeles sir i
mean before that where are
you from from right right we're all from cleveland really yes you don't look
like clevelanders yeah well
there's a lot of sun we got you know what i mean we're field workers well next
time wear sunglasses
your eyes won't end up like that already get the fuck out of here man what yeah
you came here to
tell a story with guns so you're gonna tell us in here tell us a story came
here with guns are you a
part of the kkk part of it i'm the whole damn thing i'm k kk is down the street
all right
kanye come here yeah yeah yeah let me tell you something i saw myself some sasquatch
one time
you ever seen him no big big man beautiful man yeah i was walking through pocatello
pocatello where is
that sir idaho oh fixing myself to get myself a sarsaparilla i wandered around
for hours and hours
wow didn't find anywhere to wet my whistle anyway sir we're it's bedtime yeah
girls go to sleep oh you'll
want to stay up for this all right i guess stay up sir right yeah so nowhere
would wet my whistle
honey sweetie don't ask that question yeah all right sir come on they're kids i
wanted to wet my
whistle okay an actual whistle you know they they wet the tip so they blow on
it oh i was looking i was
looking for a hooker to give me some head i couldn't find a girl okay sir that's
enough the
negative we we have an early morning we're gonna go fishing they're gonna hear
it from me or somewhere
else okay anyway guys you know we love whistles now yeah yeah yeah yeah so here
i was okay strolling
around pocatello yeah looking for somewhere to wet my whistle i didn't find it
sir okay but i sat on the
curb yeah and thought to myself well this thing ain't gonna beat itself
so i pulled my pants down and i started whapping my wiener against my legs okay
that's the sasquatch call
we can imagine the sound effects are okay here listen i'll do it right now here
girls listen up yeah
yeah yeah listen up girl yeah and of course here comes sasquatch yeah he loves
it he's hungry for
what is that is that him is is his penis rubbing against his legs yeah i make
that noise he recalls
someone would think he was walking but he wasn't oh no that's just his penis
yeah yeah yeah i'll get
clanking against his big old hairy legs yeah yeah and you're still doing yours
sir yeah we're communicating
yeah you're communicating in that way okay and his goes yeah and what does your
sound like sir
yeah yeah yeah okay is that how you call a sasquatch that's how you call him he
came anyway
good night anyway good night good night sleep tight sleep tight girls wow wow
by the way that is a sasquatch call you know that you know they say if you're
naked in the woods he'll
appear if you have clothes on he won't be there yeah i've done it before he
doesn't appear really yeah
yeah never yeah that is what they say attract sasquatch leave gifts make noise
this get naked's not on there yeah those fellas at school tricked me yeah yeah
can i tell you uh
can i tell you a street joke can i tell you a gilbert godfrey street joke i
love it and can
i do it like gilbert because rest in peace one of the greatest of all time you're
gonna like this girls
all right but honestly ladies uh girls if you don't laugh if it's not funny
okay all right so
let's go straight face oh yeah i'll go straight face one of you don't even
smile unless it's funny
that's right it's okay ready here we go no don't you're smiling now don't
fucking stop you're
smiling now this is a gilbert godfrey's joke two jewish men in a park the one
jewish guy said i'm so
old i'm so old i'm so old the other guy says you're not that old yes i am you
don't even know how old i am
he goes i bet you i could tell you how old you are how he says take off your
pants he goes i'm not
taking off my pants i'm in the park take them off so he does then he says now
take off your underwear
i'm not taking off my underwear i'm in the park he says take them off he does
then he says bend over
and stick your thumb right in your asshole yeah i'm not sticking my thumb in my
asshole we're at the park just do it and he does and the other man says you're
95 and he pulls his
thumb out of his ass and says how did you know that he said you told me
yesterday
thank you for being your bad friend
Yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah.