Name: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino are REPLACING Carlos on Bad Friends?!
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we got a bunch of submissions for carlos replacement because you know you
wanted him
fired like 10 times yeah the trump thing even though andrew's going okay what
do you mean i'm
going i didn't trick him into an invite i'm actually going because trump
invited me i mean
jd invited me my dog i know i think it's more like jealousy of things like that
that it's getting me
fired i don't think so i think you're getting fired because your behavior yeah
i'm sorry bob
all right let me see these submission videos let's see what we got coming up is
this really to
replace carlos for real do you think we have any prospects that are legit we
got some good ones
wow i like that oh this guy i'm already in he's already in start auditioning
for carlos's job
uh hold on i don't have any push pause what's going on in the background
oh there's a dead girl in the back there's a dead girl in the background wow
wow well at least he's
also a hoarder right he's super messy this is he's perfect this is carlos yeah
yeah go ahead it's
um i do know what does is and the bios means so i think i'm pretty qualified
for whatever the key
does um i am a single dad unemployed right now daughter uh uh children of three
oh mother just
passed away so damn uh i think you should give me a chance i think i might i
might help you guys out
a little bit you know what i mean i'm not gonna go to japan and bring you back
change out of my pocket i think i'd bring you back
okay definitely some porno just hold on one second he's a raccoon he's had me
and lost me about six
times i know he had me he's funny and then he lost me and then he was like then
he was cool again he was
like hey i'm a single father i was like i'm in and he's like and the mother
passed away i'm like i'm
in this is and then he's like but i'm you know i'm gonna i'm not gonna bring
you back stuff that
you want from japan i'm out yeah i'm out yeah next submission well let's what's
his name he just
wrote his name was sharky i gotta say i like this guy especially if he would be
in the booth with his
shirt off yeah sharky's a high contender he's up there yeah he's up there for
sure sharky's the
man sharky you're you're gunning for i'm gonna write this down yeah can you
write it down please
yeah so i'm gonna put sharky what are you ranking on a scale of eight out of
ten chances that he'll
take over the job yeah hold on um what are you gonna give him a seven and a
half so sharky hold on
how do we get one fly in here i don't know i hate it why is he on me your wrist
what would you sharky seven and a half out of ten to me okay this is let's do a
half let's do seven
all right seven out of ten okay all right go ahead who's this here we got matthew
roman full name oh
look at this carlos just finished the latest episode of bad friends saw your
job was up for
grab so i want to make sure i got my application gnarly um that's for my
qualifications i'm not sure what a
producer of a podcast does uh but i am standing in a window uh i'm pretty good
at laughing other
people's jokes i uh can't laugh on command sadly hopefully in the future maybe
i can i can show you
more of my laugh and how good it is um push pause we have to do it dei with the
dei is that his nickname
i mean he is mixed yeah mix yeah he's cute well i like that we don't know what
kind of mix he is
that's my favorite but his lip proportions are perfect okay yeah i agree for
kissing no we must
kiss our producers okay that's right that's a part of the job yeah his lips are
good all right i'm
gonna give him a nine roman's gonna get an eight okay nate that's insane to go
nine okay go ahead next
one this is mckenzie mcnulty hold on mckenzie yeah maybe we do need a girl in
here hey guys mckenzie
here i am from right outside of philadelphia so i'm a philly girl um oh yeah
which i think is what you
guys need i think you guys need a little bit more feminine energy up in that
joint jewels ain't always
there just too many men that's the problem there's too many men in there and
you have nothing to break
up the monotony i get it all right second off carlos leave the fuck leave bobby
the fuck alone wow
dude she's a 10. what i think needs to happen here is i think
some of you guys just need to smack up a little bit oh wow oh here we go she's
aggressive i'm
half hard is that weird oh yeah okay why can i say that handle some for you i
will handle it with a
smile on my face okay um but in all reality you know uh thank you guys for
everything that you do
you definitely get my work week going okay so that's a nine that's a nine that's
the difference
she's a nine and let me say this mckenzie yeah mckenzie yeah multiple levels of
great she said leave
leave you alone she'd call out carlos for his right right then she said she'll
smack up some people if we
need it she does look tough yeah okay yeah and then on top of it she's
recording this while she's driving
presumably with kids in the car or something so good so it's taking on danger i
like all this and
it's in the rain no less yeah yeah so she's this is very dangerous okay i'm
influenced by you
so nine nine i put it nine she's up there hey bad friends hey andrew hey bobby
where he's out you don't like he said hi i don't like the high yeah hey all
right you don't
like he said hi andrew first that already every day we do a podcast hey bobby
give him a chance
okay go ahead um this is my application to replace carlos on the show
i feel like i meet the only two requirements that are needed to be in the role
which are being good at googling things or i guess being okay at googling
things
and being mexican um i also don't do drugs uh so i have that as an added bonus
you know if i
were to pee in a cup for you guys um you'd probably be able to drink it unlike
with carlos you know you'd
probably like die in like six days um i'm also a big fan of soccer so i have
that in common with bobby
although i'm not going to say what team i support just because i think he
wouldn't approve he's out
he's out he's a man new guy but here's here's i do like him here's the easy
seven but what's his name
jordy here's the thing about him that would have made that he would if he zoomed
out he
was naked from the bottom down so far would have been so funny i would have
loved it let's see it
maybe just in case no no no seven this is ethan vo what's up andres my name's
ethan i live in orange
county close california and i'm auditioning for carlos's job um i'm sober i don't
do anything i can't
stand there and uh not say anything i like him i'm fans of bobby and andrew i'm
seeing bobby in brea
coming up in june i can't cancel that yeah i'm excited to cancel that carlos i
can drive up to la
and that's pretty much it i love this guy he's i love him precise and let me
say why he's quick to it
yeah he's good looking yeah and also go back to about two seconds one of my
favorite things he strokes a
beard that isn't there watch oh yeah yeah watch this i live in orange county um
california and i'm
auditioning for carlos's job ready yeah um
guy strokes a beard that isn't there that's fucking unbelievable he's stroking
a beard that
isn't there i love this guy he's lost his mind he's a nine dude bro i love this
yeah yeah yeah he's
strokes beard not there that's amazing let me watch it again real fast just for
fun i mean
that's incredible he did that yeah it's not even there yeah look at this yeah
um
incredible i like them so much yeah nine yeah by the way he lives here yeah we
might and he's good
looking yeah so what you're gonna give him a nine absolutely yeah he's great he's
also
not annoying not annoying at all yeah he's just gonna be there a part of the
wall that's right yeah yeah
we'll have to say that you can't do stroke things that aren't there though i
don't like that well
the assumption you're giving him is that he's gonna he's got to earn camera
time so he's gonna
be in the back back back right he's a mime oh he's a mind yeah yeah yeah he's
gonna be back there
yeah yeah yeah i i don't know how to do it well we'll see yeah okay who's next
this is ernesto
gonzalez i already like him hey bobby what's up andrew heard you guys are
looking to replace some
of the booth boys you know hopefully i could uh do that for you guys or you
know my therapist has
been saying i got some some anger issues i need to find out what was that well
first of all take
whatever's out of the microwave take it out i know it's done it's done it's
done yeah yeah but i love
this guy he's got anger issues which i like yeah because he looks big he could
be our muscle yeah
unless because he could also be five one i know the up angle yeah you're right
angle yeah you're right
what it's i'm observing that let's see i think although that's one less
observation i think his
eyebrows are way too spread apart for me you like him closer i want him way
closer yeah what do you
think that's an aesthetic thing yeah okay okay you like what you like i like
what i like it yeah anger
issues i need to find an outlet for so maybe i could just be uh bobby's henchman
maybe security guard
you know i could really uh kill two chickens with one rock here if you guys let
me uh pause it and
so it is two birds with one stone not in mexico but in mexico it could be
different it's two chickens
with one rock right right it could be different i understand well look chickens
are birds so he did
say the same thing yeah okay keep going i like it well the booth boys whenever
they start acting out
and uh help bobby out at the same time you know um my name is ernesto 23 years
old
i am uh i'm six four 300 pounds so i'm a pretty big fucking guy i feel like i
could handle those guys no
issue yeah you could you know and i i never even i'm 23 never been pulled over
before yeah so i could
really be like bobby's like personal driver even yeah turn the bike yeah you're
right buddy take it
out take it out dude yeah yeah push pause for a second all right also yeah i've
never been pulled
over before i don't i don't know what that has anything to do with it has
nothing to do with it
also what i don't so it's a little weird is i don't even think he's from our
fucking time no oh he's
from the future or the past past oh you know why uh henchman oh he's a hench
right yeah yeah yeah
yeah it's a bodyguard yeah i mean henchman is like where would you come from
guy he's another time
period he's posing as a current day guy yeah smart but he's doing it right yeah
they built him in a
good frame six four three hundred what do you want to give him i say nine i say
eight or nine yeah i'm
gonna give him nine because of my he's gonna bodyguard me i like that yeah go
ahead uh aj nicholas the
name yo what's up bad friends my name is anthony nichols and i reached out to
carlos the other day
to see if you guys would be interested in a birth chart reading for me for your
uh your astrology
birth charts for bobby and andrew and actually i would do everyone on the
podcast if you guys were
interested push pause my only question is where were you january 6th is the
first question i would
add show us that chart yeah yeah uh i i like i like the guy let's hear a little
bit more how much more
left let's hear i like astrology is essentially just at the moment of your
birth wherever the planets
were in the zodiac at that moment you took your first breath that is supposed
to have something
to say about your life and i study ancient hellenistic astrology which is like
the original
form of astrology pause okay look he's not going to be in the booth because i
don't want
want him to know where we do the podcast but i do want to call him because he
is worth a call because
he will give us some astrological insight yeah i don't think we could work
because he's every
day do you want a reading he'd read a lot you know what i mean yeah i've got
these
crystals for you buddy you read me last week yeah yeah yeah no it's something
else changed well
yeah i do like him and we do want a reading from you uh aj we like you let's
give him a six six and up
okay but that has nothing to do with how much we like or dislike yeah yeah yeah
it's just that
you're our reader we like you yeah go ahead sam sam weckman so that's good guys
oh airpods just died i'm at work right now i just watched it one episode pause
i'm at work right now
no fucking shit yeah buddy he's like hey guys just woke up from a nap yeah i
have to wear this otherwise
i pan you're not paragliding or yeah what do you i love this guy sam come on
but carlos is being an
asshole true to bobby true i've been watching the podcast a little bit and i
just turned 18 on
may 8th and i moved out on my birthday because my parents were hella strict i'm
out of there now
fuck yeah and i look you need a job or else i'm joining the air force and i don't
want to do that
shit okay pause he needs a job he's at a job he's auditioning for a job while
he's at a job i don't
know how much he gets paid there though guy he needs another job but i do say i
want to say because
what if he goes to the air force and he dies in a war what war we don't know
what wars are coming up
i do you didn't get that email oh yeah yeah yeah you're not logged in like a
young mike young once i
signed up for kamala harris's donation uh emails she tells me what wars are
coming yeah yeah we did
it joe we have another war so don't you get so much from them the amount of
spam i have not from
them from cory booker politicians my phone my email every politician republican
democrat oh i'm all
different democrat you are yeah loser i know i get everybody it's honestly it's
shocking how many i get
i got two phone calls the other day what are we gonna give sam
it's tough i don't think he can be in the booth but i do why um he's a runner
he could be an assistant yeah yeah he could help us out yeah just 18 is quite
young to be in the
booth because you got to have a lot of technical skills oh so mccone will be
threatened yeah that's
how i said you know what then he's an eight yeah yeah i think he's an eight i
think he's an eight
yeah good call yeah yeah fuck mccone fuck mccone yeah you'd be threatened by
that guy dude he's better
than you yeah but he doesn't have as good a hair as mccone that's for sure i
mean i don't even
know what's underneath that hat but it ain't that okay tell you that one it ain't
that cody cody james christian
hello my name is cody christian i'm from knoxville tennessee knoxville work at
oak ridge national
laboratory uh in oak ridge tennessee uh but yeah i just want to submit a video
uh yeah carlos has to
go you guys gotta replace him true um and i'll put i'll role play like i have a
10 for me hold on
on one second he's going off on a ramp he's a 10 for me pause things that we
like already
nondescript apartment yeah a lot of closet he hates artwork except for this mc
escher tattoo he has on
his right arm yeah which i imagine is that's what that is he's also willing
just based on what he looks
like to do anything yeah the puka shells give that away yeah yeah you don't put
those on your neck unless
you're willing to do anything under the sun he can do anything for you and the
gauges yeah guy who
gauges i'm gauging him by his gauges and i like him a lot like hey get me some
meerkat feet he's
like what do you mean right back here what do you think in that two hours you're
cat free here man here
buddy done well name anything anything you'll get it he can get it for you yeah
name anything anything
yeah yeah get me lincoln's top hat he's like i have it yeah yeah he already has
it i'll ship it to you
right yeah yeah get me you know yeah give me the gun give me the gun that we
used used to assassinate
martin luther king jr got it we don't even know where that is he got it he has
it yeah yeah a toenail
clipping from cleopatra got it got it absolutely yeah it's a part of my
necklace he goes give me give
me a bag filled with gandhi's pubes yeah got it who got it he did he has he's
got it but he has it in
those closets they're right there they're all stored in his closet he has
everything all right
so 10 for the nine nine i'm gonna give him a nine dude what's his name again cody
name is cody
james christian in love in love with cody there's one big hiccup what knoxville's
very far it's the
other side of the country he'll move god bless yeah yeah do you want to watch
anymore move on to the next
i want to move on yeah we don't move all of them yeah yeah i think there's very
there's gotta be a
10 in there arsenal araceli esparza uh it was close oh okay friends my name is
araceli i am inquiring
about replacing carlos's job i have zero experience in show business but i have
my bachelor's degree in
sociology and i have my master's degree in social work i have quite a bit a few
years of professional
experience outside of college also please don't hire me i love bad friends i
love andrew i love rudy
i love bobby i love the whole crew please bobby forgive carlos love you guys
pause her we are going to
hire her now the fact that she was like psychological yeah that's it that
always works
for me she's good that kind of shit always works for me don't go to the party i'm
gonna go yes yeah
yeah take her information and log her because we need to facetime her it's also
we need a dora
yeah we need a door yeah we've that's the element that's missing here a door
explorer
hola bad friend we do need a dora yeah hello bad friends audience so what are
you going to give her
can you find racism in this episode yeah it's everywhere i think she's a nine
Woo-hoo!
Yeah!

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino are REPLACING Carlos on Bad Friends?!

we got a bunch of submissions for carlos replacement because you know you
wanted him
fired like 10 times yeah the trump thing even though andrew's going okay what
do you mean i'm
going i didn't trick him into an invite i'm actually going because trump
invited me i mean
jd invited me my dog i know i think it's more like jealousy of things like that
that it's getting me
fired i don't think so i think you're getting fired because your behavior yeah
i'm sorry bob
all right let me see these submission videos let's see what we got coming up is
this really to
replace carlos for real do you think we have any prospects that are legit we
got some good ones
wow i like that oh this guy i'm already in he's already in start auditioning
for carlos's job
uh hold on i don't have any push pause what's going on in the background
oh there's a dead girl in the back there's a dead girl in the background wow
wow well at least he's
also a hoarder right he's super messy this is he's perfect this is carlos yeah
yeah go ahead it's
um i do know what does is and the bios means so i think i'm pretty qualified
for whatever the key
does um i am a single dad unemployed right now daughter uh uh children of three
oh mother just
passed away so damn uh i think you should give me a chance i think i might i
might help you guys out
a little bit you know what i mean i'm not gonna go to japan and bring you back
change out of my pocket i think i'd bring you back
okay definitely some porno just hold on one second he's a raccoon he's had me
and lost me about six
times i know he had me he's funny and then he lost me and then he was like then
he was cool again he was
like hey i'm a single father i was like i'm in and he's like and the mother
passed away i'm like i'm
in this is and then he's like but i'm you know i'm gonna i'm not gonna bring
you back stuff that
you want from japan i'm out yeah i'm out yeah next submission well let's what's
his name he just
wrote his name was sharky i gotta say i like this guy especially if he would be
in the booth with his
shirt off yeah sharky's a high contender he's up there yeah he's up there for
sure sharky's the
man sharky you're you're gunning for i'm gonna write this down yeah can you
write it down please
yeah so i'm gonna put sharky what are you ranking on a scale of eight out of
ten chances that he'll
take over the job yeah hold on um what are you gonna give him a seven and a
half so sharky hold on
how do we get one fly in here i don't know i hate it why is he on me your wrist
what would you sharky seven and a half out of ten to me okay this is let's do a
half let's do seven
all right seven out of ten okay all right go ahead who's this here we got matthew
roman full name oh
look at this carlos just finished the latest episode of bad friends saw your
job was up for
grab so i want to make sure i got my application gnarly um that's for my
qualifications i'm not sure what a
producer of a podcast does uh but i am standing in a window uh i'm pretty good
at laughing other
people's jokes i uh can't laugh on command sadly hopefully in the future maybe
i can i can show you
more of my laugh and how good it is um push pause we have to do it dei with the
dei is that his nickname
i mean he is mixed yeah mix yeah he's cute well i like that we don't know what
kind of mix he is
that's my favorite but his lip proportions are perfect okay yeah i agree for
kissing no we must
kiss our producers okay that's right that's a part of the job yeah his lips are
good all right i'm
gonna give him a nine roman's gonna get an eight okay nate that's insane to go
nine okay go ahead next
one this is mckenzie mcnulty hold on mckenzie yeah maybe we do need a girl in
here hey guys mckenzie
here i am from right outside of philadelphia so i'm a philly girl um oh yeah
which i think is what you
guys need i think you guys need a little bit more feminine energy up in that
joint jewels ain't always
there just too many men that's the problem there's too many men in there and
you have nothing to break
up the monotony i get it all right second off carlos leave the fuck leave bobby
the fuck alone wow
dude she's a 10. what i think needs to happen here is i think
some of you guys just need to smack up a little bit oh wow oh here we go she's
aggressive i'm
half hard is that weird oh yeah okay why can i say that handle some for you i
will handle it with a
smile on my face okay um but in all reality you know uh thank you guys for
everything that you do
you definitely get my work week going okay so that's a nine that's a nine that's
the difference
she's a nine and let me say this mckenzie yeah mckenzie yeah multiple levels of
great she said leave
leave you alone she'd call out carlos for his right right then she said she'll
smack up some people if we
need it she does look tough yeah okay yeah and then on top of it she's
recording this while she's driving
presumably with kids in the car or something so good so it's taking on danger i
like all this and
it's in the rain no less yeah yeah so she's this is very dangerous okay i'm
influenced by you
so nine nine i put it nine she's up there hey bad friends hey andrew hey bobby
where he's out you don't like he said hi i don't like the high yeah hey all
right you don't
like he said hi andrew first that already every day we do a podcast hey bobby
give him a chance
okay go ahead um this is my application to replace carlos on the show
i feel like i meet the only two requirements that are needed to be in the role
which are being good at googling things or i guess being okay at googling
things
and being mexican um i also don't do drugs uh so i have that as an added bonus
you know if i
were to pee in a cup for you guys um you'd probably be able to drink it unlike
with carlos you know you'd
probably like die in like six days um i'm also a big fan of soccer so i have
that in common with bobby
although i'm not going to say what team i support just because i think he
wouldn't approve he's out
he's out he's a man new guy but here's here's i do like him here's the easy
seven but what's his name
jordy here's the thing about him that would have made that he would if he zoomed
out he
was naked from the bottom down so far would have been so funny i would have
loved it let's see it
maybe just in case no no no seven this is ethan vo what's up andres my name's
ethan i live in orange
county close california and i'm auditioning for carlos's job um i'm sober i don't
do anything i can't
stand there and uh not say anything i like him i'm fans of bobby and andrew i'm
seeing bobby in brea
coming up in june i can't cancel that yeah i'm excited to cancel that carlos i
can drive up to la
and that's pretty much it i love this guy he's i love him precise and let me
say why he's quick to it
yeah he's good looking yeah and also go back to about two seconds one of my
favorite things he strokes a
beard that isn't there watch oh yeah yeah watch this i live in orange county um
california and i'm
auditioning for carlos's job ready yeah um
guy strokes a beard that isn't there that's fucking unbelievable he's stroking
a beard that
isn't there i love this guy he's lost his mind he's a nine dude bro i love this
yeah yeah yeah he's
strokes beard not there that's amazing let me watch it again real fast just for
fun i mean
that's incredible he did that yeah it's not even there yeah look at this yeah
um
incredible i like them so much yeah nine yeah by the way he lives here yeah we
might and he's good
looking yeah so what you're gonna give him a nine absolutely yeah he's great he's
also
not annoying not annoying at all yeah he's just gonna be there a part of the
wall that's right yeah yeah
we'll have to say that you can't do stroke things that aren't there though i
don't like that well
the assumption you're giving him is that he's gonna he's got to earn camera
time so he's gonna
be in the back back back right he's a mime oh he's a mind yeah yeah yeah he's
gonna be back there
yeah yeah yeah i i don't know how to do it well we'll see yeah okay who's next
this is ernesto
gonzalez i already like him hey bobby what's up andrew heard you guys are
looking to replace some
of the booth boys you know hopefully i could uh do that for you guys or you
know my therapist has
been saying i got some some anger issues i need to find out what was that well
first of all take
whatever's out of the microwave take it out i know it's done it's done it's
done yeah yeah but i love
this guy he's got anger issues which i like yeah because he looks big he could
be our muscle yeah
unless because he could also be five one i know the up angle yeah you're right
angle yeah you're right
what it's i'm observing that let's see i think although that's one less
observation i think his
eyebrows are way too spread apart for me you like him closer i want him way
closer yeah what do you
think that's an aesthetic thing yeah okay okay you like what you like i like
what i like it yeah anger
issues i need to find an outlet for so maybe i could just be uh bobby's henchman
maybe security guard
you know i could really uh kill two chickens with one rock here if you guys let
me uh pause it and
so it is two birds with one stone not in mexico but in mexico it could be
different it's two chickens
with one rock right right it could be different i understand well look chickens
are birds so he did
say the same thing yeah okay keep going i like it well the booth boys whenever
they start acting out
and uh help bobby out at the same time you know um my name is ernesto 23 years
old
i am uh i'm six four 300 pounds so i'm a pretty big fucking guy i feel like i
could handle those guys no
issue yeah you could you know and i i never even i'm 23 never been pulled over
before yeah so i could
really be like bobby's like personal driver even yeah turn the bike yeah you're
right buddy take it
out take it out dude yeah yeah push pause for a second all right also yeah i've
never been pulled
over before i don't i don't know what that has anything to do with it has
nothing to do with it
also what i don't so it's a little weird is i don't even think he's from our
fucking time no oh he's
from the future or the past past oh you know why uh henchman oh he's a hench
right yeah yeah yeah
yeah it's a bodyguard yeah i mean henchman is like where would you come from
guy he's another time
period he's posing as a current day guy yeah smart but he's doing it right yeah
they built him in a
good frame six four three hundred what do you want to give him i say nine i say
eight or nine yeah i'm
gonna give him nine because of my he's gonna bodyguard me i like that yeah go
ahead uh aj nicholas the
name yo what's up bad friends my name is anthony nichols and i reached out to
carlos the other day
to see if you guys would be interested in a birth chart reading for me for your
uh your astrology
birth charts for bobby and andrew and actually i would do everyone on the
podcast if you guys were
interested push pause my only question is where were you january 6th is the
first question i would
add show us that chart yeah yeah uh i i like i like the guy let's hear a little
bit more how much more
left let's hear i like astrology is essentially just at the moment of your
birth wherever the planets
were in the zodiac at that moment you took your first breath that is supposed
to have something
to say about your life and i study ancient hellenistic astrology which is like
the original
form of astrology pause okay look he's not going to be in the booth because i
don't want
want him to know where we do the podcast but i do want to call him because he
is worth a call because
he will give us some astrological insight yeah i don't think we could work
because he's every
day do you want a reading he'd read a lot you know what i mean yeah i've got
these
crystals for you buddy you read me last week yeah yeah yeah no it's something
else changed well
yeah i do like him and we do want a reading from you uh aj we like you let's
give him a six six and up