Name: Andrew Santino's HILARIOUS Jamaican Mail Mon Impression
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino's HILARIOUS Jamaican Mail Mon Impression' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-18. Transcript available.

Oh, there's one more solo?
Can we do one more?
Yes, put them in here.
Let's just do one more.
Mike, closer to your mouth.
What's your name?
Rachel.
Hi, Rachel.
Miss Rachel.
Miss Rachel.
Miss Rachel.
Where are you from, Miss Rachel?
I'm from upstate New York.
Oh, right.
How far?
Oneonta?
Albany.
Albany.
We've been up there.
The Egg.
Yep.
Yeah, we've been up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you gone to the Egg to see a performance?
Not to do a performance, but when I was younger, I did drama classes, and my
performances were
there.
At the Egg?
Wow.
What roles have you done?
I was in middle school, it was like-
It doesn't matter, I was in middle school, I was Huckleberry Finn.
I don't remember, I think-
I was.
They were like original plays, I don't remember one, I was like-
Can you sing?
No.
Oh.
But you can act?
Not anymore.
Oh, you've given it up.
You lost a touch.
What are you doing at Quinnipiac?
I'm a media studies major, so I'm also not really sure what I want to do, so-
That's okay.
That's okay.
We don't either, and he's 53 years old.
Yeah, I like your whole look.
Thank you.
It's really cool.
Where do you get clothes, thrifting?
Yeah, this whole outfit is thrifted, actually.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
Miss Rachel, so what year are you-
Let's get-
A little further, Miss Rachel.
Let's guess what year Rachel is at Quinnipiac.
What do you mean what?
What year?
Freshman, sophomore, junior, senior.
Let's-
On the count of three.
One, two, three.
Sophomore.
Junior.
Yes.
I'm good, dude.
My psychic shit is-
I only know sophomore and junior, so I would think on.
And I can-
I'm psychic.
Oh, senior and junior.
And freshman.
Very good.
Think, think, think, think, think.
So, I'm psychic.
I can guess.
I bet you she's from-
I bet you're from Albany.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Where did she sit there?
Upstate New York.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we're gonna cut it to make it look like I just said that.
Okay, here's one.
Let me guess what your parents-
Your parents still together?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, good.
Let me guess.
Your father works for the government.
Yeah.
No fucking way!
Yeah.
What does he do for the government?
He's a mailman.
Ah, that technically is the government.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not what you were thinking.
No.
And your mother used to be a nurse.
No.
A fuck.
Teacher.
Oh, oh, oh, your mom.
Oh, yes, I know.
She's dead.
She died.
No.
No, she's alive.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Rachel, thank God.
Yeah.
Your dad is a mailman.
Mm-hmm.
And your mother does what?
She's a computer programmer.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Very cool.
Yeah.
Still working?
Yes.
Amazing.
So you come from bright people.
Yeah.
Good people.
Good people.
Very good people.
Yeah.
Now, a mailman would be what collar?
Blue collar.
That's good.
Exactly.
Now you're getting it.
Fuck you.
Dude, I love doing shit like that.
Is your mailman the type of guy that everyone knows?
Mailman!
Carrying the mail!
I'm a Jamaican mailman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, mailman!
No, like, what's your-
Did you open your mail?
What's your dad's last name?
Carzone.
Carzone?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. Carzone, hi!
Are they, or they don't know?
They, he talks to everybody.
Oh, he does?
Yeah.
And dogs love him.
Mailman!
Yeah, yeah.
Get the dog away from me!
I'm the mailman!
Okay.
Dude.
So good.
I can see the character of mailman, so mailman!
Yeah, yeah.
I got a little bit of mail.
Get your dog away from me!
Booyakasha, mailman!
Bro, mailman is-
He's on fire.
Can somebody write a mailman movie for me?
He's on fire today.
Mailman!
Yeah, yeah.
He knows everybody.
He talks to everybody.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He's the man.
Yes.
And you love him.
Mm-hmm.
We go to a lot of baseball games together.
Wait, wait, time out.
You're upstate New York, so you gotta be a Yankees fan.
We're Phillies fans.
What?
What the fuck is wrong with these kids?
You have a brother.
No.
Fuck!
Upstate New York.
Sister?
Mm-mm.
You're a only child.
Yeah.
That's what they're doing lately.
Well, they're all putting them into Quinnipiac, apparently.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Judy, are you an only child?
Okay, Judy's not, so we got one.
Okay.
So, upstate New York, the Bronx is not that far from you, and yet you like Philly?
Yeah, my dad, well, the Phillies were good when my dad was a kid, so then he
just passed
that on to me when-
You always adopt what your dad was.
Yeah.
I get that.
His dad was an Arsenal fan, so that's why he is.
He can't even say Arsenal.
Oh, I know.
Oh, no, no.
Okay.
That's how my dad says it.
Cannon breast.
Mailman!
Yeah.
Can you do an Asian accent?
Jesus Christ, we can.
Yeah, you're not going to-
Miss Rachel, dreams and aspirations.
I'm a sports studies minor, so I would maybe like to go into sports too, maybe
baseball,
but I can just-
Can you call a game?
No.
You don't want to call it, you want to do data and analytics?
Yeah, I like that.
I can, and I love learning like baseball history, like off the top of my head,
I can go back
to like 1967 and like in the World Series winners.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't know anything about it.
You know Daryl Strawberry?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the only name I know.
Big Coke fan.
Yeah, Jackie Robinson.
Big Coke.
I have a ball signed by him, my uncle.
Oh my God.
You have a fucking Jackie Robinson ball?
Yeah.
Whoa.
She's really into it.
Yeah.
So wait a minute, you can name every World Series winner from back until 1963?
Yeah, 1967 around there.
Okay, look at me, don't look at the screen because he's going to pull it up.
Yeah, don't pull it up.
So I can't name a year and you can't pull it out?
I could do-
Like if I say 79.
Pirates.
Wow.
Wow.
76.
I do know that, give me the 70s, because it was like there were three back-to-back
winners.
That's right.
And I think 76 was the Reds.
It was either the Reds or the Yankees.
I think it was the Yankees, but you might be right if it's the Reds.
Reds.
Holy shit.
It was Reds.
Wow.
How about-
Dude, she's great.
All right, how about this?
I'm going to jump time.
I'm going to time jump.
Okay.
86.
Mets.
Holy fucking shit.
Holy.
Did you know that?
You know the game?
Oh, yeah.
The 86 Mets?
Do you know about-
Okay.
All right, so how about-
God, this is insane.
2017.
Astros.
Because that was the-
Bang in the trash.
Yeah, you remember.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
Astros.
Bang in the can.
Who was the year before, though?
2016, Cubs.
God bless.
It's my hometown.
Who was the year before us?
2015.
Royals.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus Christ.
She's like, that's fucking-
I don't know anything about-
Are you-
Are you-
This is a nod.
I'm asking this.
Jen, are you autistic?
No.
You're just brilliant.
Wow.
Because we have a lot of autism in this room.
And I'm-
This is just brilliance, guys.
This is regular-
Are there other people you know, like presidents?
No.
No.
Okay.
No, she loves baseball.
Maybe she's one of those.
You know what I mean?
She loves baseball.
Yeah.
Favorite Philly.
Of all time?
Yeah.
Ryan Howard.
One of the best.
Wow.
I played golf with him a couple months ago.
Yeah, how cool is that?
Love him.
Oh my God, I've named her on-
She said she had a ball from Jackie Robinson.
Who's the only one?
I played golf with him the other day.
I said, let the fuck off.
He is the fucking man.
Yeah, yeah.
Jimmy Rollins, you like Jimmy Rollins?
Played golf with him, too.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
I'll just name a bunch of fucking Phillies.
Yeah.
Did you like Schwarber when he was on the Phillies or no?
He's still on the Phillies.
I thought you guys got rid of him.
No.
Oh.
Look at her.
She's a big fan.
Well, you know why I don't care about him anymore?
Because when we dumped him off to you guys, we didn't give a shit.
He didn't play that good without us.
We're better without him.
He's better now.
Well, we're better without him.
Check the record.
You know what's going on.
Would you take Shohei Ohtani?
Would you take Shohei Ohtani in cosplay?
If he walked up to the place-
Is he good?
Is Shohei Ohtani good?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Would you take him on your team?
Of course.
Okay, good.
Would you take him?
What?
He's probably one of the greatest living baseball players.
He's so great.
I've seen Cliff.
No, no, no, no.
I'm trying to explain to you.
In the way that you talk about, like, in the way that you talk about, I'm
trying to give
you the best example I can.
Pierre Henry.
Henry.
No, no, no.
Even better than Henry, though.
I'm saying like-
The greatest-
Like Maradona.
Messi.
Messi.
Yeah.
This guy is Messi to baseball.
Wow.
He's un-fucking-believable.
He's a-
He is a-
He is a-
He's a statistician's mindfuck.
He's a mindfuck how good he is.
It's like shocking.
Wow.
He broke a record.
I mean, he shattered records in multiple lanes.
Yeah.
And he's a pitcher who also bats.
Yeah.
He doesn't even have to fucking pitch.
He got two home runs the other day.
Yeah, they beat him 18 to 2.
Wow.
He's so fucking good, Bob.
Yeah.
That he doesn't even have to pitch.
And they're still beating the living shit out of everybody.
Wow.
Is he a good pitcher?
He's fucking awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
He might start pitching this year.
Yeah, they said maybe.
But I think if they're smart, they just don't need to.
I wouldn't do it.
If you're on the tear that they're on, why would you do it?
There's a lot of sports talk radio.
But I will say, I do love that you love baseball.
I gotta say, my favorite Quinnipiac student so far.
Do mailman again.
Mailman!
By the way, there's-
How about this?
Do we have any fans that are Jamaican mailmen?
Mailman!
Please fucking email us.
You know there's a kid in New York who's a Jamaican mailman.
I bet my fucking life on it.
And email Carlos in the booth and give us a video of you saying-
Give us a video of you delivering mail.
I'm the mailman!
So, um, can you do me-
You're gonna close out the show?
I want you to look into that camera and say,
thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Miss Rachel.
Amazing.
Battered bastards of baseball.