Name: Are DC Movies Bad Now? (HOT TAKES)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are DC Movies Bad Now? (HOT TAKES)' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are DC Movies Bad Now? (HOT TAKES)' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-23. Transcript available.

i loved batman did you obsessed obsessed i had every little batman thing i
repeated the movie
all the time which one i would batman one that's the original that's the symbol
from the original
from the mike michael keaton there is only one batman uh have we talked about
this before we have
and there is only one bad okay okay i'm not gonna get is only one superman yes
christopher reeves
okay what are we talking about because that new kid looks good it doesn't
matter it's just it's
too that movie looks good there's too much cgi for me to enjoy it i know dude
because because
practical back then they had to do it for real i know there's one dog cgi piece
in batman one or it's
not it's like a cutaway to a fate when the joker's falling from the rooftop off
the gargoyle i said it
looks off into the acid no no no no no that's he falls on the concrete in the
concrete all right
he's got it in his pocket did you like the second one with the danny devito the
tim burton they're
both tim burton's burton did both yeah yeah that that imagery that image of him
was burned in my
brain as a kid and that sound wow so he's the best jack if you use the best joker
not even close
not even close he's not the best he is i'm saying it's not even close this guy
and he hit the character
he brought to it and the amount of improv they let him do show that he actually
like did the character
he wasn't just reading lines no i'm gonna re-watch it i haven't seen in 25
years so good it's there's
something about like when he's in the museum and they're ripping up the museum
yeah it's so beautiful
and he's he's being funny it's a comedy he's making jokes i have to make an
argument too i thought that
not the movie but michelle pfeiffer was the best catwoman so sexy she was so
scary in it too a little
bit oh she was so threatening threatening and just very ominous and dark yeah
ominous and dark in that
everyone in this movie was cast perfectly would this batman it was the best wow
would you think
about think about the casting music the music well the music the music is yeah
the most stunning
shit now not a lot of minorities though that's the way we like it baby batman's
a bat batman's a bat
oh that's true batman's a bat yeah no i just i loved it so much my mom sent me
that photo today
she was like i'm thumbing through old pictures getting she was getting
emotional and reminiscing
because it was her birthday oh by the way yeah when i was a kid and seeing the
comic books and i've said
this a million times but when i saw michael keaton's face through the mask just
his mouth
i was like that's the that's what the mouth looks like on the in in my mind in
the cartoons how that
would be as a human what do you mean i don't i don't get what one thing you
just said tell me his
mouth like that that that looked exactly like the cartoon's mouth to me ah the
jaw was incredible
give me some other jaws of the other fucking batmans please i mean look let me
look at the other
jaws i know because everyone's gonna get it the younger generation obviously is
gonna be like
bullshit because cluny awful that's george i see george cluny all day yeah that
suit is terrible
it was one of the worst how do you get in on in that looks like one solid piece
it's painted on
yeah val was val was close just didn't do it oh good chisel though but his lips
were too too female
for me but here's like how about i want to kiss that guy's lip all right that's
true those are too
sexy exactly you're right you can't have hot lips those lips are too hot dude
and chris o'donnell was
like i mean this was like gay porn this was gay yeah yeah this was gay porn
they play this on loop
down in west hollywood they if i was like the penguin and that batman was like
i'm batman i'd go
right i'd already go in for a kiss i think you want to share a fish yeah so um
i mean look at how
gay that poses right there that's still val keller i know why are they doing
that can i make an argument
about this being real i'm not trying to be funny is is that i think the best
you have to
so with that jawline i'd be able to see who just based on his jawline who
fucking um
bruce wayne based on that i'd be able to look at bruce wayne and go they have
the same jawline
oh you'd know right away do you understand what i'm saying so that he that's
why that's not good
by the way the funniest scene could have been is the moment he walked in
somewhere as batman someone
goes bruce right away exactly spoiled the whole exactly so i don't even so give
me a jawline where i
wouldn't be able to tell between bruce wayne and batman which one of them yeah
well probably affleck
let me see affleck's affleck looked like the most un batman batman look that
looks i couldn't that i
wouldn't know if that was um ben affleck maybe i don't know that that's ben affleck
it actually looks
the least like him outside of the mask but he looks sad too which is i like
well because he was thinking
about his performance also the suit was so insane it was so this is like the
steroids era of baseball
and they were like we got to juice this guy up he was too big oh my god dude i
watch i went down the
biggest robert pattinson massive pass massive pass mickey 17 huh oh no what
good no i'm saying this
this as batman oh absolutely not do you see the movie no i'm not interested did
you see the movie
look at his neck the movie he's wearing a shirt with the collar up can you can
you guys admit that
movie is good yeah i don't care no please watch it i cannot you have to watch
it's so good and who's
that and and who's that his lesbian friend no that's um black cat woman black
woman that's black woman dude
okay listen up batman you better watch yourself batman that's black woman what
are you doing here
black woman yeah yeah you've been late you've been late on child support for
months batman yeah so
black woman black woman yeah so that's so you never really saw that one where
is black woman she's late
i haven't seen it yeah please i'll watch it here no and also when she when i
was watching her in the
movie i wasn't like there's black woman i was like there's cat woman right okay
so it's good i'm
gonna sing you some music yeah awful no you're not i'm not done that's awful
yeah i'll combat that i'll match
that and give do you one better what oh with sound of music what am i watching
the sound of music or
say it yeah you know say it in the mic no no no what that music
by the way that set the precedent for every other batman no no no no no no they
reuse that in all the
batman if i if i was from a different planet sing the song again hello wait
wait let me be an alien yeah
wow earth is beautiful i heard about movies give me a theme of a movie please
of music i mean
oh you want mute for themes of things movies and i will tell you what kind of
movie it is
broke back mountain
and what song is that it's a nirvana song something in the way yeah something
in the way there's
something right but that's a stolen song it doesn't have an original
composition
you guys know no they know they redo it they redo it this song set the
precedent for
every other bet you hear it in every movie
frodo get away from the ledge that's what it sounds like yeah get away from the
ledge frodo
fuck you yeah yeah now let me ask you another thing hold on just be quiet let
me do it right i'll do it
close your eyes they're they are closed
dude it's so beautiful it builds in this way it's like you're watching i close
my eyes for that
you