Name: Bobby Lee EMBARRASSES Himself In Front of His Idol
Uploaded: 2025-07-29T19:08:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee EMBARRASSES Himself In Front of His Idol' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee EMBARRASSES Himself In Front of His Idol' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-29. Transcript available.

so i have a couple of dumb questions i can i ask before i forget no but no no
for josh i have a
couple of questions if i may please i've been thinking about okay uh if i may
they're dumb
questions very cute it's gonna be better than the writing one that questions it
was an intro question
right so um you're starting so um all right so when come on let me i want to be
cool dude yeah
you're doing it so you're doing great when you're playing austin city limits
with um um
them crooked vultures yeah and you're with growl and what's bonham is that's
the last name from the
led zeppelin john paul jones paul jones i mean that's john bonham yeah john paul
jones right
you're on stage right in your head do you know who you're on stage i mean do
you get nervous around
john paul jones well he's a legend it's it's funny because you know you're
sitting on the bus and
dave's telling a story and then you realize it's about nirvana and then uh and
then jones is telling
a story and and you realize it's about led zeppelin see it's the only other
band he's been in wow
it's insane and uh and then it sort of comes to me and i was like well i've
been arrested
in fact in fact on the second day on the second day of the them crooked vulture
session
i was it was the first day of recording you know i didn't know jones well um
and this is how we got
very close was uh i was driving home in burbank my studio was in burbank at the
time and uh the
burbank police call themselves the cowboys they do which is kind of gay but
whatever okay okay well
this is you're under arrest well he told me in the back of the squad car he's
like we call ourselves
the cowboys and i just told him i was like that's the gayest thing and i i don't
care but i'm just
saying guess what it is yeah i don't care yeah you know um any any hoodles uh i'm
driving home
and i had uh a magnum remember the dodge magnum that looked like a wagon such a
great car anyways
so i'm driving home and i get pulled over because i guess i had put the wrong
sticker on registration i switched the registration so i had two and he starts
getting me out and cuffing
me for a legal registration he just he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna i at the time
i didn't know that
when someone says i'm gonna detain you for my safety that i could have been i
could have said
there's no way yeah yeah fuck you i didn't do anything dude and i had you know
i had some
vicodin on me but i had a script i i had a back injury i had but they were just
tucked in my coin
pocket and so he took me to jail and i was like you're making a mistake here
you know you're making
mistaken and he's like no i'm not we call ourselves the cowboys and that's when
i that's when i made it
worse right what would you do i just told him that was super gay okay right
right and then and i was
like why do i care what you call yourselves he's like he's like wait you see us
ride horses and suck
each other's dicks and then yeah yeah and then he was like as he was driving i
said uh he said don't
i know you from somewhere and i was like i don't know what you know you know
like no that's that's
what you drop who you are i know but that makes me feel like i just can't do
stuff like that
that's that's not my way do you think i would say something would you would you
yeah yeah you think
i would say something would you would you say the first words out of his mouth
i'm a comedian
um uh it's me it's bobby lee that's what it is right away within a second he
would you boys
you know what i look at the window look at the window you know you oh you know
what i've done out
the window oh you know what i've done and i'm gonna tell you what i've done josh
okay i don't give a
fuck okay when like for instance if i don't have my id right at an airport i'll
just say google me
he does that he does that often does it work yeah oh yeah it does okay well
why couldn't you have done that like just google my name i i just i'd rather go
to prison
that's what i'm saying why your pride he has dignity jail dignity well that's
not dignity
that's dumb but then he says to me he goes don't i recognize you from somewhere
else yeah i don't know
what you know you know such a combative statement yeah yeah and and and he said
are do you play music
and i said yeah he was like why didn't you tell me and i was like because i
didn't know you're a
fucking asshole you know that would like i'm already arrested right late what
are you gonna do right
double arrest but he still took you to prison oh yeah gail oh my god i a night
in burbank and that
there was this like heavyset mexican guy which was kind of bullying these other
people around
he wanted to lay down on the on the uh he wanted to lay down and everyone else
to stand up
so i just sat down on and he moved this kind of little scrawny kid that was
clearly a tweaker yeah
trust me i know and uh and uh he so and and i said why don't you just chill out
you know and then he
got up and he was a pretty heavy set dude and he said some shit to me so i just
said what are you
gonna do like hit me with your fat i don't know what you're gonna oh my god josh
what the and then
escalate escalate escalate why but he wasn't because he was not scary oh okay
he's just hungry also
being a fucking okay okay he was trying to bullying this kid i was like let him
sit down but it's your
size there's not at five four you can't do that you're the guy he was bullying
he's talking oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah he was like get up and you were like no problem yeah that's okay
and so well i would
not have let that happen i mean i'm not you know i'm not a tough guy but i was
just like this is
ridiculous and we're in here what are you gonna do yeah yeah yeah you know okay
and then the this window
opens and this really gnarly looking gal she was like i will mace both of you
if you move and i was
like i believe you like i don't not believe you right now i know you're saying
stuff and i hear this
stuff and i'm interested in what you're saying and so i just didn't move and uh
and he looked at me
he was like under his breath and so i just blew him a kiss and and everyone got
to sit down oh my god
but it was a yes and you know we ate bologna sandwiches and talked about times
it was it was
fine it all worked out it was what when was this this was the first night of
the vultures recording
session so then i go to the recording session the next day and i've been up all
night jones is there
dave's there and i walk in i'm a little disheveled in the same clothes because
i wasn't gonna i didn't
want to be late so proper well i like it i mean cowboys i will be on time okay
well that's the you
know i just i don't know that's that's me yeah i i so i go there and jones says
what happened and i said
i'm i just got out of jail and he goes oh like this watching his pearls and he
goes oh and i
thought he was going to be a little disgusted he's like oh let me make some tea
tell me all about it
oh i realized that he made me tea i realized he's kind of a goth dude himself
he's like a little bit
of a dark lord wow and the wilder i got the more he was like wow which was good
earl grey tea english
breakfast english breath kiss now that's my favorite guy is the do you have do
you put milk in your
english breath kiss or or okay you know what guys i i needed a line reading
sometimes when i act
i up the line and they give me another shot i'll just take english breath girl
gray or english
breakfast if i'm honest my my little son always said breath kiss so i say
breath kiss no matter what
okay no matter what that was not that was not me thank you josh that you don't
you know yeah i have
other questions where's these you