Name: Rudy Wants Bobby Lee to Host Her Filipino Party
Uploaded: 2025-08-06T17:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Wants Bobby Lee to Host Her Filipino Party' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Wants Bobby Lee to Host Her Filipino Party' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-06. Transcript available.

- Issa's 16, 17?
- 17. - 17, yeah.
- 17, when do you turn 18?
- Next year, March.
- Is 18 a big deal like it is in the States?
Like you can vote and all that?
Is there voting down there?
- Yeah, give me the rules.
- Chucking chickens in the road, or what is it?
- The drinking age?
The drinking age is 18 in the Philippines.
- Yeah, but I feel like in countries like that,
people drink anyway before that.
Yeah, see, it doesn't fuck up.
- Oh, so if I was 15 in the Philippines
and I walked into a liquor store,
could I buy a bottle of whiskey?
- No, you could if you knew the guy.
If he's probably your cousin.
- Yeah, if he was your uncle.
Like in the sorry, sorry stores, you can just.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Why two sorries?
- Two sorries.
That's your people's thing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's called sorry, sorry?
- Sorry, sorry store.
- All right.
- Yeah, it's just like a.
- It's like a thank you, thank you store.
- Oh, I didn't know, thank you, yeah, yeah.
- It's like a my bad, my bad show.
- When you turn 18, you usually have a debut.
- Yeah, debut.
- What does debut mean?
- It's like a.
- One year of age.
- Quinceanera.
- Yeah, it's like quinceanera, but for 18 year olds.
- Yeah.
- But it happens at 16?
- At 18.
- 18.
- And they call it a debut.
So you throw a party?
- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
- Do they do like extravagant parties?
Like they do for.
- Extravagant parties.
- Really?
- And the gowns are like really big.
- Are there dwarves?
- It's like a quinceanera kind of.
- Are there dwarves?
- Yeah.
- Did you have a debut?
Are you going to have a debut?
- I don't think so.
It's really expensive.
- How much does it cost?
- How much does it debut?
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
- We should throw her one.
- You want us to fund your debut?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Guys, click below on the GoFundMe.
- Yeah, let's do a GoFundMe for your debut.
- How much is it?
It says $200,000.
No, what?
$600,000?
Oh, that's a two.
- Esos.
- Okay, so it's anywhere between $1,000 and $12,000 USD.
$12,000.
- $12,000.
- Oh, it's for a grand though.
- Yeah, but she says-
- There's moderate.
Oh, you want a grand.
Wait, wait.
Zoom in.
Zoom in.
It says grander.
Or is this-
- Grander.
- Moderate means it.
- So for $1,000 to $2,000 USD, you could do a nice one.
For like a big show, you do $4,000 to $12,000.
- $12,000.
A $12,000 Filipino in the Philippines debut.
- I figured you could buy an island.
- You could buy anything you want for that.
- Yeah.
- Right?
Look at that.
- Is that her debut?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- What's the word for debut though?
They don't say debut.
- It's just debut.
- They do say that?
Oh, that's why.
- Oh, they say it debut though.
- Debu.
- Debu.
- Welcome to my debut in Cebu.
- Yeah.
- So is there a mute?
- Like how Jewish kids do the fucking, you know, their bar mitz for rap videos.
Come to my debut in Cebu.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
- Can you drink it?
So if we did a debut, you would drink?
- Yeah.
- And then who's invited?
The whole town?
- Everyone.
- The whole town, yeah.
- And you have to dance.
- That's why it's expensive.
You gotta pay for everyone's bullshit.
- Wow.
- It's just like a fucking wedding.
You gotta pay for everyone's bullshit.
- Is there kind of like kind of music or no?
- You can.
- I've never been to one, so I don't really know.
- Oh, you've never.
So we can just go .
- Yeah.
- Like any kind of music.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You can pick any music.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're stuck in LA in your head.
- I know, I know.
- That's a quinceanera.
- Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm stuck, yeah.
- Ah!
- Yeah.
So, all right, so.
- So no debut for you unless we throw one for you.
Maybe we will, I don't know.
- Would that bum you out not to have a debut?
- No, it wouldn't.
But I know people get so much money from gifts.
- Oh yeah, 'cause they give, yeah.
- This is the same thing.
Quinceaneras, bar mitzvahs, they all get money.
They get money, they get like a,
it's supposed to be like a fund for your new adult life
or whatever.
- So if we're at your debut, okay?
DeBoo, whatever you call it, okay?
And we gave you an envelope of money.
- Hmm.
- American money.
What would be sufficient, do you think?
Me and Andrew came.
We flew all, okay.
Now, mind you.
- We flew to the Philippines.
- Yeah, mind you.
We flew all the way to the fucking Philippines.
- God.
- We got hotels to go to some person's DeBoo.
- Yeah, but I'm not just some person.
I'm your niece.
- Oh, what are you?
You're a snowflake, an individual.
- I'm your niece.
- Is that what you're saying?
What?
- You're my niece, okay.
- Yeah.
- So how much money would you say like-
- Think about how much money I'd spend on sunscreen alone.
- I know.
Would you complain like,
"Dude, don't bother you only give me."
So what would be the number that would be suffice for you?
- It has to be enough so that me and my sister
could go to Hawaii for a couple of months.
- What the fuck?
- You were just in Hawaii for a fucking month.
- That's so much money.
Dude, dude.
Americans who have full-time jobs can't afford to go to Hawaii on vacation.
- Yeah, yeah.
- For a week, they want to go for a fucking month.
- But they were just there for one month.
- This is your fault.
- Oh, I'm the bad.
- This is your fault.
- You know what?
You get nothing for your debut.
- That's insane.
- So if we gave you,
if I gave you five grand American money.
- Oh my God, that's a lot.
- Oh yeah.
- Why would you do that?
- That's a lot.
- I'm picking in a hundred bucks.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- I just thought of 2000.
I was like, "Oh, that's too much already."
- All right.
What if me and Andrew gave you a hundred-
- $200.
- $200 each.
- No, it can't be-
- I'll give you a hundred fucking dollars.
- It can't be $200
'cause you've given me $300 before just to do,
like just to be alive.
- What are you doing?
- What do you mean?
- Literally, like a couple-
- Oh, I want you to live!
- A couple of days after I got here,
he woke us up at like 12:00 a.m.
and he was like,
"If you guys suck on this sour ball,
I'm gonna give you a hundred dollars."
- Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Let's put it into context.
Let's put it into context, okay?
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
- I was, all right.
We gotta explain it better
because it sounds a little weird, okay?
So, I saw a TikTok, right?
With these sour balls.
It's a candy.
- I've seen them.
- You've seen them, right?
- They're like, what are they?
Sour warheads.
They're like warheads.
- Sour warheads, right?
So I woke them up 'cause I just got them.
I found them in the box.
They just got delivered.
- Sure.
- So I guess, what did I say?
I'll give you a hundred dollars.
- Yeah, I'll give you a hundred dollars
if you can suck this for five minutes.
- One minute.
- One minute.
- Let's rephrase all this.
I'll give you a hundred dollars
if you can eat this for a minute.
- Eat this.
- Yeah.
- Suck this ball is fucking--
- It's insane.
- I know.
- But he kept saying you have to suck it.
- You have to suck it.
- You don't eat it, you suck it.
Fuck off.
Right?
You don't eat it, you suck it.
Right, Carlos?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Carlos, you have all the balls.
- Yeah, you know, you bite.
- Right, Carlos?
- He bites it, he bites it.
- Yeah, he bites it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You lick it.
- You lick it.
- So they did a minute and I gave him a hundred bucks.
- It was so easy.
- So easy.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have money on you right now?
- Yes.
- Do another challenge then for a hundred dollars.
This'll be your, this'll be your--
- No, I don't have anything to suck.
- No.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Stop it.
- Yeah, I have nothing around here.
Anyway, let's move on.
- You're ruling.
- Fancy, stop.
- Stop, stop, all right.
So here's the thing, okay?
Listen, all right?
- Give me one of those huels
to see if they can chug a huel.
- No, no, no, no, that's not a thing.
All right, so what I'm saying is,
is that sometimes I get generous, but--
- You do get very generous.
- No, that's why I don't think I'd be a good dad.
- No, you'd be a great dad.
- No, because I would spoil the fuck out.
Like, what do I do with the cats?
- You overfeed them?
- You overfeed them?
- Overfeed everyone.
Treats?
- Yeah, a lot.
- King, king treats, right?
I treat living things in my vicinity with praise
and with gifts.
- Except for me.
- And that's--
- Yes, I do, dude.
- No, not praise.
- My talent.
- Your talent?
- Yeah.
- That's interesting.
- Yeah, you know what?
Yes, congratulations, dude.
I'm offering you my services for being a talent.
- Service is denied.
- And I accept your talent as well, and that's a gift.
- I give you so much more than that.
- Exactly.
That's my point.
- No, that's not your point.
- Yeah, because your point is,
how come you don't give me a gift?
For your fucking birthday, what did I get you?
I got you a fucking golf fucking thing.
- One time.
Fuck you.
Give me something real this year.
- All right, what do you want?
What?
- You want to know what I want?
- Yeah, I want to know what you want.
- Something big.
- Okay.
To suck on?
- Give me a sour ball to suck on, will ya?
- Yeah, I can't suck on those sour balls,
but my point is this.
All right, so what you're saying to me right now, ladies,
is I'm being too generous with you.
- Yeah, you need to stop the generosity.
- And it stops, everyone here right now,
it stops here and now.
- This is the problem.
- No more cash.
- Because little nieces, nieces are so sweet
and they're so nice, but then what they're really doing
is they're pulling, they're manipulating you
to give them more money.
- No.
Well, I'm not.
I don't know about Isa.
- No, I've never, never.
- Sounds like it.