Name: Bobby Lee's FUNNIEST MOMENT w/ Rudy & Her Sister
Uploaded: 2025-08-08T16:01:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's FUNNIEST MOMENT w/ Rudy & Her Sister' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's FUNNIEST MOMENT w/ Rudy & Her Sister' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-08. Transcript available.

a couple of days after i got here he he woke us up at like 12 a.m and he was
like if you guys suck
on this sour ball i'm gonna give you a hundred dollars hold on hold on hold on
hold on hold on
let's stop stop stop stop let's put it into context let's put it in context
okay what the
are you doing shut the up shut up i was all right we gotta explain it better
because it sounds a
little weird okay so um i saw a tick tock right with these sour balls that you
it's a candy i've seen
them you've seen them they're like they're like what are they sour warheads
they're like sour warheads
right so i woke them up because i just got them i found them in the box they
just got delivered
sure so i guess what did i say i'll give you a hundred dollars yeah i'll give
you a hundred dollars
if you can suck this for one minute one minute one minute rephrase all this i'll
give you a hundred
dollars if you can eat this eat this eat yeah suck this ball is
insane i know he kept saying yeah he was like you have to suck it you don't eat
it you suck it
right you don't eat it you suck it right it was carlos yeah yeah so carlos you
know you bite
right he bites it he bites it yeah he bites yeah yeah you'll lick it you'll
lick it so they did a minute
and i gave 100 bucks it was so easy yeah do you have do you have money on you
right now yes do another
challenge then for i don't know this will be your this will be no i don't have
anything to suck no
yeah i have nothing around here anyway let's move on
drooling fancy stop stop all right so here's the thing okay listen all right
give me one of
those huels to see if they can chug a no no no that's not a thing all right so
what i'm saying is
is that sometimes i get generous but you do get very you know that's why i don't
think i'd be a good dad
no you'd be a great no because i would spoil the fuck out like what do i do
with the cats
overfeed everyone treats yeah king king treats right i treat living things in
in in my vicinity
with praise and with gifts except for me and that's yes i do did you nope not
my talent your talent
yeah that's interesting yeah you know what yes congratulations dude i'm
offering you
my services for being a talent service is denied okay right and i accept your
talent as well and
that's a gift i give you so much more than that exactly that's my point all
right yeah because your
point is that how come you don't give me again for your birthday what did i get
you i got you a
a golf one time you give me something real this year all right what do you want
what you want to
know what i want yeah i want to know what you want something big okay just to
suck on
give me a sour ball to suck on yeah yeah i can't suck on those sour balls but
my point is is this all
right so what you're saying to me right now ladies is i'm being too generous
with you yeah you need to
stop the general it stops everyone here right now it stops here and now this is
the problem no more
cash because little nieces nieces are you are oh so sweet and they're so nice
but then what they're
really doing is they're pulling they're manipulating you to give them more
money no well i'm not i don't
know about isa see no i've never never sounds like it here's another thing that
occurred last night if
i just may while we're at it okay don't like your attitude right now by the way
that little face you
did okay so um don't scare me
what did you do the other night you scared mama twice what are you talking
about slow down what are
you saying you scared them he was being a little weirdo i'm sorry i'm sorry
guys so just by me being
alive and around is scary you know what he did he waited for so long and he was
just crawled up in
the corner and he was waiting for me to go up and he screamed at me when i got
up the stairs and it was
creepy all right okay but when i say this don't do it back no well it's gonna
no there's gonna be no
retribution yeah because it was i should have known because i'll tell you why i
should have known all
the signs all the signs were there for me to know so usually when i walk into
the house i come home around
midnight to one in the morning right yeah and the dogs are in their room so i
have four dogs sleeping no
they go hog wild when i walk in right but they don't they never let them out
right but last night
i opened the door and they're just out roaming around roaming around so you
should have known right
and i look into their room first of all they all share one room three people
like sardines yeah
i mean talk about almost died i mean it's like how do you sleep in that room we
have the um japanese
like floor yeah and we just share all three of us and then somebody gets the
couch don't you have
another room yeah but it's getting redone and also yeah and the bathroom
upstairs is broken it's
broken yeah why is it broken because i'm getting remodeled but i can't get it
remodeled until they
completely move out because you think you need to i actually i can get it remodeled
now since you guys
live downstairs yeah it's a lot though who cares i mean this is it's like a lot
of people in the house a lot of
animals it's like a lot i have seven out anyway let's get to the so um the dogs
are out i look in
the room they're not there and for some reason i was just like oh well and i
just walk up the stairs
completely dark on this you know i mean on my the second floor of the house
yeah right and then your
mom whatever you know which is like you know not a boo or ah like like like a
like a filipino ghost
yeah and it scared me a bit right yeah so all right let's continue this game
yeah the scare game
it's not a competition yeah it's not how much longer is this living situation
going to be like this
indefinitely probably it seems indefinitely really yeah like when do you think
i don't know yeah me
there i leave soon yeah leaving soon you go back to the philippines when um on
the 12th wow soon
and then you know when do you know when you come back you don't yeah i don't
know but because i
wants uh her to come back on september september and then go to hawaii again jesus
christ these kids
are living like a family i i i understand and now that you graduated i'm free
you're free free so
you might come back september yeah september 11th maybe it's a good date it's a
great holiday
for us yeah have you heard of september 11th what happened that day you know no
i don't tell us
what happened i don't know we don't know because we were in a coma both of us
yeah yeah 2001 we were
both in a coma what happened tell us about september 11th don't google it so
yeah i want to
see if i know it okay what happened 9 11 happened i know but what happened on 9
11. yeah what did
happen the twin towers and stuff okay what's interesting now okay go ahead
because she wasn't
alive for 9 11. yeah so what she thinks happened probably didn't happen that's
why we want to know
what do you think happened you guys are just gaslighting no you guys are like
you guys are just
gaslighting neither of you were alive for 9 11 so how the do you know what
happened we asked mama
about it and she doesn't know about it yeah so no one knows about it i guess
what do you know
the philippines like i don't know yeah because mama doesn't know anything yeah
i don't know did the
philippines have their own 9 11 ever or no well it happens like every day there
oh every day is 9 11
no i don't know like very bad things oh yeah yeah killings killings remember
the dart is that his name
the dart day let me see that that's that's 2021 terrorist incidents in uh north
uh cota bato
buses were bombed and torched in september eight persons were wounded an
explosion at a volleyball
accord and dot to payang yeah yeah why do you when you say the name why do you
do an accent that's how you have to say it i know it's like when someone like a
white person comes back from going to mexico
yeah like oh my god i loved my time in mexico yeah it's the same thing yeah bruce
and i had a lot of fun in
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!