Name: Andrew Santino CAN'T STOP LAUGHING After Bobby Lee Falls on Roller Skates
Uploaded: 2025-08-14T18:31:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino CAN'T STOP LAUGHING After Bobby Lee Falls on Roller Skates' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino CAN'T STOP LAUGHING After Bobby Lee Falls on Roller Skates' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-14. Transcript available.

well last time you told us about how much your new hobby has enthralled you and
although we
couldn't get you exactly what i thought we were supposed to get you we got you
something else who
did it what size are they your size nine nine baby they're nice you like these
i love europa
these are the europa track control these are the grippers this was who's are
there that they wore
and then they don't want to wear anymore no this was a 14 year old boy who
lives in burbank that's
what we got them from no really yeah but they're yours now dog thanks and look
at the rubber's worn
out on the brakes do they work though do they work well they don't break unless
like the wheels don't
work but of course they work strap up and rock out you want to take a break and
roll around the parking
lot for a minute 11.99 that's how much they were 11.99 what would you like them
to be 300 why i want
the high-tech versions of those are the highest tech dude i can go online right
now get a higher
tech it's last year's model is it really yeah that kid was ripping oh i don't
like it come on put them
on was it put them on and rip around the neighborhood for one minute please it
would really help me out
really yeah i'm having a tough day i need a good day all right hell yeah you're
being real yes i wipe out i
sure you're not gonna wipe out where do we go
jump something jump something jump over the yellow
come over the yellows
yeah those are gone um i don't think we have ice here i think you have to go
get ice
you okay bob ah
who has that clip of him falling that's all i heard you laughing
no and that makes me realize that we don't have the friendship that we have not
sure i ran i said are
you okay then i turned inside oh you said okay and then you cackle like a hyena
we we have the
footage if you want to rewind it we can actually watch what happened is you
fell i go oh my god is
he okay and then i turn my head while we're coming over to you and those two
mexican guys are dying
laughing and i mean dying laughing am i wrong you have audio on that see my
friend my supposed friend
cackling like a hyena
laughing oh you jump over you said jump over no he said it no you said
stop stop stop stop that wasn't mexicans laughing
you left as soon as the fall happened you piece of shit dude look there's no no
rewind it look to
my right shit to my right it's an irish irish laughter look to my right
you didn't even look right he's looking that's where he's looking he's looking
he's looking
laughing and then you looked you laughed and then you looked you piece of dude
that's not cool dude
are you okay are you oh my i said are you okay in laughing watch listen to the
rest
are you okay are you okay honestly concerned
fuck we said our hands on hips nervous
carlos laugh see see it's all are you okay
look at the mexicans look at
look at the mexican dudes laughing look look he's right there
dude look at him laughing look at these mexican guys laughing
trump do your job trump and get these guys they're cracking the up yes he is
zoom at that guy right
now freeze zooming on the other guy yeah okay from what i see
there's two of them he ain't laughing yes he 100 he's laughing yes he was
everybody saw it
all right go back to the fall though oh my god dude here we have this different
angle
this is what
oh my god oh my god oh my god
are you okay that's the first thing you hear my finger well i asked are you
okay
not the first one are you okay in a laughing hyena style laugh dude rewind the
laughter three are you
okay get the audio up dude so many are you okay's shut the up dude dude you're
a piece of
so many are you not a friend of mine you okay bob volume see are you okay bob
we're concerned go
go right to that fall again all right everybody don't laugh don't laugh when
the fall happens yeah do not
laugh if you smile i will literally no put your shirt down any of you you guys
smile i'm
dude dude i'm i'm gonna leave dude i really am gonna if you guys laugh you're
gonna go you're gonna
get deep
no more i'm not even kidding bob hold on
play the video and if anybody in the boost laughs you're fired any enthusiasm
or you can't cover your
mouth nothing nothing show your face you cowards all right go oh my god oh my
god
carlos you're fired
he's god he might not be see look and i'm concerned are you okay five are you
okay
why are you crying because i'm sad you got hurt
i'm laughing at a joke not you one more from the other angle you okay hold on i
have a third
there's a third angle hold on play this out yeah
oh my god see fancy smiling yeah i need the mexicans dude did you break your
wrist i think i did
you literally aren't a friend of mine it's so sad it's so those guys are
laughing
and it made me laugh no dude you laughed at impact that's not true we just
watched it again i didn't
crack i didn't crack a smile the first one again watch the first one and i won't
laugh okay
watch watch listen right when i fall
you're the one you're the dick pause pause it jump over the curb start it over
mccone yells it doesn't matter you jump over the curb and i go yeah jump over
the curb i repeat what
you said am i that is true yeah jump inside the volcano yeah jump inside the
volcano it's the same
thing dude i thought it'd be cool if you jumped over the volcano you went in
okay go ahead
he didn't even get near the see he just said jump over the yellow one
stop it sit down please sit dude let's move forward look we all learned a
lesson no more gifts
this was this was retaliation if i'm being honest from how much my heart hurt
when i bought you those
arsenal shoes and you didn't like them that's kind of what really and i knew
that you'd fall on these
and i bought them knowing you'd fall yeah one christmas about you i bought
probably four or five
thousand dollars worth of gifts to you and yours is worth what three four
hundred dollars we can get
into a little i've gotten i've given you more gifts consistently than you've
ever given me in the
end i do it in chunks in big chunks you do it once you did one time yeah oh my
god i'm sorry that you
feel bad you need to put ice on your hand again though yeah you just ice it oh
my god that was
terrible dude anyway that's not what it's like when you go to the roller rink
no it's way more smooth
you don't go out it's not bumpy well chiseled chiseled uh concrete is not the i
was doing some moves
out there even too it looked good yeah i was slicing it out and everything too
and then out the middle
part of the thing i can handle but when it got bumpy and when i heard the
little weasel go jump out of the
curb jump over the red yellow thing bud that was him yeah jump over the yellow
thing buddy yeah he was
in he was instigating you weren't even attempting to jump you just fell in the
middle yeah i'm not a
professional roller blitter dude not anymore so i think even me saying that is
ultimately irrelevant
because you didn't even you didn't hurt yourself jumping over the yellow thing
you just couldn't even
get over the middle of the street oh my god don't please don't oh my god we're
done we're done no no
no no no please
you know i gotta tell you something yeah can i tell you something why i love
you so much shut up i was
having a real real bad day off okay do you want you want you want me to level
with you for real my dad had
a heart attack last night jesus and he's in the hospital so i was having a
crazy which one
what do you mean which one stepdad or real dad my real father okay
what is that
and you laugh now see what the one abandoned you and see you laugh yeah yeah
the reason that you
laugh again the reason you laugh is why i laugh when you fall on rollerblades
my father had a heart attack last night hey you think it's funny
see now are we even now now we're even oh is he okay he is okay yeah really
gonna be okay though
we'll find out all right sorry no it's okay yeah but that's why i laugh at you
when you fall
yeah because you're actually a little different because you're actually a bad
person no you're
a terrible like you're genuinely a bad you're a terrible human being well you'll
be hearing from
somebody whom you can't even your assistant can't even answer your text and you're
gonna go get a
fucking lawyer my sister so andrew texas my existence assistant on monday she
doesn't reply until friday
that's right one week right i go hey what's bobby's schedule she has a shit you
know he has a
shit storm you know what i mean in rage right to whom about my assistant i didn't
say anything bad
to her i just don't don't worry about it no you said great assistant till when
i called yeah five
days right and i called my five days yeah yeah i called my assistant i go
great job continue the work my friend and then she texted me and was like i'm
so sorry i'll never
do you went camping yeah and i can't go camping brother she's been camping oh
is it another
fucking weight joke what i don't even know what she looks like i've never seen
her in my life
body shaming you know what's interesting i've never seen what she looks like
and here bobby is saying how
he feels so you're saying you're projecting no oh interesting really i've never
met this human in
my life i don't even know who it is it's an apparition as far as i'm concerned
you've never
met melanie my assistant when would i have ever met fucking melanie well then
take that out
fuck you no that stays in you feel that way yeah you do you body shame people
never seen her in my
life don't even know by the way as far as i'm concerned she's chat tpt i don't
even know if she's
fucking real i've never even known this human to be real also fat people don't
go camping bam oh my
god bam dude this guy's shooting the fact gun dude put away your fat gun dude
you asked me for
restaurant recommendations oh my god did i send you to a good spot we can't go
for negative
the positive that quick that's the best part of the show no no no i don't like
it the part of the
show i can't change my food that quickly you fall you make fun of my dad that
has a heart attack no
no he's in the hospital right now like a little child are you okay were you
okay are you okay from
the fall is your daddy gonna die maybe maybe huge difference between the two
you falling in the
parking lot you yeah and you fell you little fat jelly roll yeah i got not what
now how is it that
he's more mad than me no no i'm not mad if you shoot shoot at me i'm going to
shoot back you
shut up me first how you're gackling when i was falling it's hilarious it's
hilarious when a short
little fat guy falls on rollerblades to see if it's funny huh you want to watch
it again see if it's
funny no dude it's funny all right it's fucking this is inherently funny yeah
yeah that's good
that's good that's good oh no
oh no
oh no i fall i fall i fall on the ground i go for the yarrow thing i fall on
the ground
laugh into the mic so we know you're laughing will you cut it out having a
blast oh god man okay
and a beautiful sunny day no less yeah yeah yeah in front of my two favorite
mexicans
embarrassing you