Name: He Got DUMPED at Weird Al Concert?!
Uploaded: 2025-08-19T19:00:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'He Got DUMPED at Weird Al Concert?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'He Got DUMPED at Weird Al Concert?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-19. Transcript available.

all jokes aside you don't have a girlfriend you're single right i i actually
just got rejected like
this week wait you're not married and have kids sorry come on man come on sit
down no you dude
i really thought you thought the 23 year old kid had three kids with a woman
from cambodia
i saw amish documentary where this kid was 22 and had like six kids no man you
have nothing
you just got rejected no i just got rejected i i bought concert tickets and i
we were kind of
talking and i thought it would be a good gesture and then she what concert
depends on what the
concert is yeah yeah i got weird al that's a rad concert it goes on that's what
i thought it's a
rule that's really cool i saw them i bought them instantly i thought it was a
really good idea
dude this kid this is like uh you remember those things when we were kids those
little there were
tiny little squishy things and you put them in the tub and they expanded yeah
what were those things
called that whatever that was that's like richie is that to macone like he's he's
just getting the
tub he'll expand they're the same kind of you can do with gummy bears you can
you can put a gummy
bear in a you know in a bowl with water and it'll grow overnight i want to do
that yeah yeah richie
so you bought weird al tickets how much did you spend not that i mean like 75
bucks something like
that which is like pretty good for two tickets wow two tickets 75 bucks yeah it's
just like not that
bad no did you go solo well now it still hasn't happened yet so i need to i
need to find someone
when is it it's late it's at the end of august richie did you get backstage at
least
no do you know weird al pretty not great tickets you know i'm pretty far let me
tell you something
real fast yeah all the ladies at home that are looking for a good man he's six
feet tall that's
taller than the average male he's got a yearly income of don't worry about it
never mind but he
can't take you weird al what kind of car do you drive no no car that's even
better george drove
me george drove you that's embarrassing but but but he's it but you know how
about this
if there's a young lady that's willing to go on a date with with richie to go
to this weird al
yacht concert yeah we'll set it up we'll we'll we'll set them up with a nice
car and everything
we'll do that you will huh you will sure okay uh look at me we're not gonna no
no no but seriously
girls if you're interested in this gentleman he got blown off he got stood up
that's awful and
gross right you got rejected uh please email carlosinthebooth at gmail.com uh
and if you live
in los angeles he can take you you just have to submit a video saying why you'd
like to go on a date
with richard uh what's your full name what's your refer is your full name richard
it's richard but i
always go by richie everyone always calls me richie yeah but yeah so if you
want to go on a date with
richard uh can i ask is there a dinner involved you got to take them to dinner
of course not before
weird al they'll they'll throw up laughing so where would you bring this person
today i guess somewhere
around them okay i'm a girl so richie um i've never heard of weird al but is it
gonna be good
it'll be great oh he's gonna sing yoda at the end that's my favorite one what
anyway um i'm pretty
hungry are we gonna eat something yeah let's go to in and out i don't know it's
good yeah in and out
is good it's good yeah if you're high at one in the morning it is good yeah
yeah so where are we
going richie uh a dime we're going to like like you know granville and burbank
yeah i go to is it
good it's a good spot it's a it's a yeah it's a it's like the best i can do
yeah it's like a nice
it's like a nice chain oh it's a chain it's a nice chain yeah it's a nice oh
yeah oh yeah i've seen
that we're driving by the street yeah it's like what uh it's like what panera
bread wishes it could
be oh i see do you know what i'm saying it's like a nice granville you would go
oh yeah yeah granville's
nice what's the best place you can take though somebody granville you let him
come over and clean
you know poop he'll be able to take her wherever i was gonna say i could get a
little better day
i'll just give you the money yeah yeah all right so how about this yeah no granville's
nice it's
like a nice chain okay good good good but but if she's not hot where does she
go in and out
yeah in and out bk so you judge the meal on the look no not always so how are
you gonna so we're
gonna get you a car yeah pick you up and then pick her up and then we gotta get
you a car back from
weird al why don't we just give him someone's car carlos he's got to use your
car to go on a date
he has to use your car okay great wait but do you have a license dude i do have
a license all right
he's good i just don't have a car yeah yeah we're good he'll use carlos's car
you know what here's
the only stipulation carlos has to go with you on the date and the whole time
he's gonna be trying
to fuck that girl yeah so good and added an element of challenge yeah yeah it's
too easy
it's too easy yeah you can't get set up by bad friends and not so carlos will
be with you on the
date trying to hook up mm-hmm i'll blow you too or you sabotage it by not going
to granville
and go to mastro's oh and make him pay no and just go oh you can't afford this
i'll get it
oh that'd be a good one carlos how dare you yeah yeah that'd be a good one i do
want to do that
that's kind of tight yeah and then instead of instead of weird al you're like
oh i'm going to cold
play no oh no oasis london let's get on a plane now let's get on a plane now
that's hot but i only
have two tickets sorry rich sorry rich what would you do get revenge rich i
would say weird al's
playing yoda in the encore we can't miss it how many times have you seen weird
al never i can't
wait that's huge i'm really excited where's he playing the kia forum what what
wow he can sell
the kia forum yes sir wow you're a diehard uh he's into it i've been dying to
go yeah i wish i you
don't you know him no i've never met him no i have met him yes i have met him
super nice christian
reach out i don't know him in that way because imagine if this guy could take
somebody backstage
yeah are you a yankovic fan at home ladies you got to hit up carlos in the
booth at gmail.com
to get this guy to take you to a show you got to live in the la metropolitan
area
okay can't be someone that you when we get some of the emails they're like i
live in yucaipa you're
like i don't know what the fuck that is do you live alone yeah studio apartment
wow hell yeah
uh wow this is nice it's nice what is batano batano yeah what's batano what is
that
i don't know what that is but i know what this is and this is arsenal fc guys
you got an arsenal jersey
it's a slap king in the back and thank you to thank you for london thank you
for london london
we had a really fun time with you guys can i get some stuff on my chest or go
for it how about london
and europe yeah do it yeah um two things uh i've been i've been listening to a
lot of ram das
have you really yeah the spiritual i know the teacher yeah and i've been um
trying to meditate and it's all
because of europe yeah um some things occurred what happened in europe well um
you and i had our issue but i'm gonna talk about that but i'm gonna talk about
um we didn't have an
issue okay we had a i had a gripe we had a gripe but though that's mended and
what did i say to you
in the hallway after the gripe yeah post gripe i'll never do that again and i'm
sorry and i love you
yeah okay and i think that's the best three beats it is i'm sorry yeah yeah i
don't know it was in
that order oh you're right yeah you know what it was yeah you know how much i
love you yes and i'm
really sorry and i'm really sorry and that won't happen again so it was in that
exact order