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- I shouldn't have yelled at you, Bob,
as just as a guy I know that was f***ed up.
- But did you, can we just admit though,
it was a scream?
- Oh yeah, I screamed at you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- I wish you were there.
- I wanted to see it.
- It would have startled you.
- Pretty upset I didn't see it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It would have startled you.
- It was awesome.
- I didn't say that.
- He was about to say it was awesome.
- It was awesome?
- That is future projection on what I could have said, but.
- Here's another thing that I have a little bone
to pick with you too.
Is that I'm beginning to think this,
this Arsenal thing was a prank.
- Oh my God.
- So I'm gonna, I'll tell you.
- What do you mean by that?
- So stop, what are you doing?
- Pulling out my email so you see it's not a prank.
- Okay.
- A fan made that for you?
- No, that's what I'm saying.
- Oh, you think it's bulls***?
- So a week before we're going to London.
- Yeah.
- Carlos calls me, he goes,
"Guess we're going to the Emirates."
Which is, you know, my favorite sporting team.
It's in North London and I've never been to the Emirates.
It's the stadium that they play.
- Right.
- And he goes, "Yeah, you're gonna get a tour of the grounds"
and this and that.
And I was literally, did I not cry?
- Yeah, it was emotional.
- I cried because I was so happy.
Did I go to the Emirates when I was in London?
No.
- No.
- No.
- I don't know what it looks like.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But...
- Don't say it.
- No, I was going to say,
do you think a different tour manager
would have got you to the Emirates?
- Hmm.
- Whew.
- Ooh, that's a good one.
Whoa!
Yeah!
- Oh boy.
- I think so.
- Boy.
- What?
- I'm going to take a second and say something.
- Go ahead.
- Go ahead, speak your mind.
- That was a funny bit.
- The Emirates thing?
- What I just said.
It was just for a bit.
- It's for a bit.
- But I think you did a good job and we do love you.
- Thanks, Andrew.
- And we appreciate you.
And McCone did a good job and we appreciate you.
And Richie...
- Did a better job.
- He did the best job.
- And he wasn't even there.
- And he wasn't even there.
- Ah, thanks guys!
- Yeah.
We got to put him in the animated show.
We don't even have a choice though.
Gripes out?
- It doesn't feel better.
- You don't feel better with that,
whether the gripes are gone?
- The apologies have to be a little bit more real, I think.
- You don't believe 'em?
- No.
Let's hear it now.
McCone first and then Carlos.
And let's just hear these.
I want to see.
And as a very, one of my best friends in the world.
- Yes.
- Will you be real to see if it's a real apology?
- Yeah, let's see.
- All right, let me try to,
let me just get my mindful hat on.
Beep.
And let me open my heart.
- Wait, it's loose on the side.
- Okay.
- There it is.
- Boop.
- It's open.
- Wide open.
- Wide open.
And let me open the moment.
Okay.
And I will turn my body, like animatronic style.
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
-
- Hi Bobby.
I just want to say legitimately,
I'm so sorry that I was filming too much
when you didn't want to.
I just know that whenever we're on these trips,
some of the best times of my life,
and I really want to capture every moment of it.
Not just for my memory, but for the fans.
- Can you stop for a second?
- He's already justifying it in some way, right?
I just want an apology.
He's, it's already tied into like why he did.
- I'm sorry, but.
- His behavior, but.
- Sorry, but.
- That's what it is.
Start over please.
Open and go.
- Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you
as much as I was.
And when you said stop,
and now we have a safe word to not do that,
so it'll never happen again, I guarantee it.
- Okay.
I felt, I felt real.
- A little bit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's still a little bit of a.
- Could have been more sweet.
No tears, nothing.
- The first one was gonna be sweeter,
but you guys wanted a more straightforward one.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I was like, I'll just cut to the chase.
- It's not what we want.
- That's not what I want.
- It's what you should want.
- Yeah.
- Interesting.
- You know, let me say something, man.
- Next.
- Hey, Bob.
- Carlos here.
I'm sorry I was so passionate about the show
and that I let it out on you.
I should have done better.
I should have been,
I should have done the Buddhist thing to do.
Sit with my feelings.
Don't release them in anger.
- Are you singing an Oasis song?
Very good.
- I didn't.
- Really good.
- Very good.
- And I love you forever, man.
Yeah.
- Are you high right now?
- No.
- Okay.
- No.
- Okay.
All right.
- I didn't buy it.
- I didn't buy it either.
- All right, yeah.
I love you forever.
- Yeah.
That's like what you would say on your wedding, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, you're not getting fucking married.
- Yeah.
- I've been married, so I would know.
- I know.
- Thank you.
- I know you have.
- So Jules, our Rudy Jules.
- Our beloved.
- Her mom lives with me.
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
- And Rudy lives with me.
- No.
- Okay, so every other night we have a movie night.
- Oh.
- Okay, and so they've been pretty open
to the movies I've suggested.
- Good.
- Okay, I'm trying to push Alien and Aliens.
- I love Alien.
- Do you like Aliens?
- Sure.
- Yeah, I thought it was very good.
They're two different movies.
The second one is more action-packed and more Hollywood,
but the first one is a masterpiece.
- Alien.
- But do you think they'll like it?
Because I showed them Taxi Driver and they're just like.
- Well, this is very different movies.
I think they'll like Alien.
- Yeah, yeah.
Really?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Alien's such a good movie.
- Horror?
- What?
- Do they like horror?
- I made them watch, we saw, not Talk To Me,
but the other Bring Her Back.
We like that.
Yeah, so we watch horror.
- She'll like it, she'll like it.
- But throw me some, 'cause I showed them,
I'm gonna show you the movies I showed them
and they loved.
Think about this.
Some of these movies they never even heard of.
All right.
So we saw Shawshank Redemption.
- Never heard of that movie?
- Never saw it, heard of it.
Imagine.
- Turn on the TV once.
- I know.
- Well, they don't have TVs.
- Yeah, they loved it.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
- Why?
It's easy to follow.
- No, I like it, I like it.
My point is like, I didn't know if that would interest them.
- It's a perfect movie.
- Pretty good.
- It's a pretty good movie.
- Steph King.
- Okay, that's right.
Very good.
- The second one is, then we went to Scorsese.
They loved Goodfellas.
- Oh yeah.
I would hope so.
So they like gangster movies.
- Yeah, they loved Casino.
- So good.
- So good.
- So good.
- Taxi Driver.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Shocked.
- I should have done Taxi Driver first.
- Before?
- Casino and Goodfellas.
- Maybe.
- Yeah.
Then we went to Shyamalan.
Shyamalanma ding dong.
- Shyamalanma.
- Yeah, Sixth Sense.
- They've never seen it?
- No.
- Never heard about it?
- They maybe heard of it, but never seen it.
- Oh my, and they didn't like it?
- Jules found out halfway through the movie.
Could I just say what, she goes,
she looked at Bruce Willis, she goes, "He dead."
- What?
- I couldn't believe it.
- She must've heard through this.
- I don't know.
She said she didn't.
- There's no way.
- He dead.
- Nobody knew.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nobody from when we watched the first time knew.
No one knew.
- I know.
I didn't know.
In fact, I didn't even know the 50th time I've seen it.
- I'm hearing this now for the first time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a switch every time for me.
- Okay.
- I'll tell you what they wouldn't like.
- What?
- Paul Thomas Anderson.
- So I was trying Boogie Nights and Magnolia.
They're like, it's hard.
- I'm telling you.
- No, it's not for them.
- What about this one?
- Wes Anderson, they wouldn't fucking like either.
- Aronofsky.
- No.
- Wrecking for a dream.
- There's no way they would like that movie.
- Well, then they saw Fargo.
They liked it.
- More receivable.
- And the best one they saw last night, we saw was Burn After Reading.
- Oh, yeah.
- Did you like that movie?
- Yeah, loved.
- It's so good.
- Loved.
- It's the Coen Brothers.
- You know what movie you should make them watch?
- So that's what I'm asking you.
What movies should we watch?
- Thank You for Smoking.
- Yeah.
- Well, I've never seen that.
- Great.
- It's such, that's a great.
- Harvey Dent from Dark Knight.
- That's a great movie.
You never saw that?
- No.
- Oh, man.
- Tobacco executive.
- Okay.
- It's a great, look at the cast.
Robert Duvall, Macy, Rob Lowe, Katie Holmes, Sam Elliott,
Adam Brody.
- Wow.
- It's stacked.
That movie's great.
- Okay, I'll see that.
- By the way, he's underrated.
- Okay.
But how about some more evergreen movies?
Like, I mean, imagine they've never even seen Aliens,
so it's like, we can go back.
- Um, how about like-
- Richie, got anything?
- Well, have they seen Social Network?
- Fincher, no.
I think maybe Jules has, but no, not-
- That movie's untouchably good.
- It's so good.
- One of the best movies I think I've ever seen.
- Yeah.
They saw Seven and Fight Club.
Two great ones.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Seven is so good.
- What sin are you?
- Well, you're sloth.
- I'm two, I'm two, and gluttony.
- Gluttony and sloth.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, how many do you have?
I'm not really, no, I'm-
- Pride.
- Too prideful, yeah, Pride.
- Or Wrath.
- Pride and Prejudice?
- Wrath.
- Wrath.
- Pride and Prejudice is a movie,
you should show them that.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- They, seriously.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay, what am I?
Zoom in on, so pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
- Mmm.
- I'm probably envy, no, no, no.
- What?
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
- You're seven for seven, baby.
- Who?
Who, me?
I'm not seven, no, no, you have-
- Wait a minute, let's go through them.
Do you have an ex-
- Pride, do you have an ex-
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- Time out.
- No, he's gonna make me so fucking mad right now.
- Hold on.
- I don't have seven out of seven.
- Let's find out.
- I know, but I don't.
- Pride, do you have an excessive belief
in one's own importance or ability?
- No.
I have imposter syndrome.
You know that.
- Okay.
- Oh, and I feel like I'm a piece of shit
and I feel like I'm a loser.
Come on.
- Yeah, no, but in AA-
- But McCone, McCone, be real.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, so I don't have pride.
- No, you can feel like both at the same time.
- You have too much self-loathing.
- I have too much self-loathing to have pride.
Thank you, McCone.
- No, it's 'cause McCone doesn't know AA talk.
You can be both prideful and feel like a piece of shit
when you walk in the rooms.
- Can you defend me?
Do I have pride?
- I don't go to AA.
- I know, but aside from the AA aspect of it.
- Carlos doesn't go to AA either.
- That's true, that's true.
- Yeah, that's a wash.
So no pride.
- Okay, good, thank you.
- Greed.
- Excessive desire for material wealth or position.
- I literally don't.
I'm so selfless with my money, you know that.
Jesse Johnson, how much money did I spend on her in London?
- $1,700.
- Exactly.
- Selfless 'cause you know that more is coming in.
- That's not why.
I don't have greed.
You know what, there's so many opportunities
that I've said no to just because it's like-
- You're right.
- Okay, good, so that's too, that's all right.
So, lust, okay.
- Intense or unchecked desires, especially sexual nature.
- I don't know, dude, because let me just defend this, okay?
- You're gonna say you're 0 of 7.
- No, I'm not gonna say 0 of 7,
but I just wanna defend myself, okay?
All right, so my therapist goes,
the reason, we've chalked it down to this.
The reason why my relationships don't work
is because I'd rather watch porn than have sex with,
and be intimate with my girlfriend, right?
So I've cut that completely out of my life.
It's been like four months now.
- But that says unchecked desires,
especially of a sexual nature.
That's what you're describing.
- What?
- Well, you're describing that like,
this thing can't fulfill you,
so you're doing the opposite to fulfill the sexual nature.
- No, what I'm saying is that I can easily cut
unchecked desires and move into a healthy nature,
so I don't have lust.
- Okay, good, out.
Okay, thank you.
- That's like saying, oh, I'm gonna, I-
- That's it, that's what the captain said, okay.
- Out, okay, envy.
- Yes.
- Envy.
- Yes, yes, I have it.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, that's one.
Yes, I have it.
- All right, gluttony.
- You wouldn't even have to get into gluttony.
- Yes.
- Yes, gluttony me.
- Wrath.
- No.
- Uncontrolled anger or hatred.
- No.
- No, it's controlled.
Your hatred is very controlled.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
- Sloth.
Laziness or unwillingness to act?
- Yes, so I have three.
- So three.
- Three out of seven.
Can we at least agree on that?
- Oh.
- Well, that's just you, Carlos.
Pride.
- None.
Zero.
Greed, none.
- Kinda.
- No, I don't know, man.
- Lust, yes.
- Obviously.
- Yes, lust.
- Lust is pretty human nature.
- Envy.
- Yeah, but I don't act out.
- Two, gluttony.
- No.
- Yes, dude.
- Underindulgence in food.
- Overindulgence, it says.
- Yeah, but as I'm saying,
he doesn't overindulge in food, drink,
or material pleasures.
- Material pleasures, like sexual,
like glory holes as a material pleasure?
- Once in a while is not that bad.
- I did get addicted to Gucci for two years.
- Okay.
- Okay, so gluttony.
- Yes.
- Wrath, yes.
- Saturday Dublin was wrath, right?
Okay, anyway, sloth, no.
I don't think.
- No.
- Yeah, okay.
- Partial sloth.
- What do you mean?
I like the way you just said that.
You questioned it.
You know what?
That's real.
- Partial sloth.
- I like how that happened in your mind.
- Because you're not.
- Sir, thank you.
- It says laziness or unwillingness to act.
So you're not lazy.
- No.
- But you are occasionally very unwilling to do.
- Yes.
- I think that's when, yeah,
like action gets disconnected from the brain.
- Hmm.
- Ah, when you're high?
- When I forgot I was high.
- Right.
- Because I was high.
- Hmm.
- I'll tell you who's a zero out of seven.
- In this building?
- Yeah.
- It's not you.
- Richie.
- Richie for sure.
- I mean this guy.
- You have no.
- You have nothing.
- No, I don't think so.
Honestly, I might be good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean?
- I'm not too pridey.
I'm not too greedy.
I'm not too-
- Lusty.
- Lusty or wrathy or slothy.
- Yeah.
- See, this is the problem though.
Seven out of seven, dangerous.
Zero out of seven-
- More dangerous.
- More dangerous.
- It's scarier.
- Because you have to have problems.
We all have to have problems and issues.
- It's basically like this.
Wow, I have no problems.
- No obstacles?
- And I'm gonna, I'm gonna shoot up the scroll.
- That would be wrath.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- That would be wrath.
That would be wrath.
By the way, right before somebody shoots up something,
they're like, "This is wrath."
*sad music*

Carlos Gives HILARIOUS Apology to Bobby Lee

- I shouldn't have yelled at you, Bob,
as just as a guy I know that was f***ed up.
- But did you, can we just admit though,
it was a scream?
- Oh yeah, I screamed at you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- I wish you were there.
- I wanted to see it.
- It would have startled you.
- Pretty upset I didn't see it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It would have startled you.
- It was awesome.
- I didn't say that.
- He was about to say it was awesome.
- It was awesome?
- That is future projection on what I could have said, but.
- Here's another thing that I have a little bone
to pick with you too.
Is that I'm beginning to think this,
this Arsenal thing was a prank.
- Oh my God.
- So I'm gonna, I'll tell you.
- What do you mean by that?
- So stop, what are you doing?
- Pulling out my email so you see it's not a prank.
- Okay.
- A fan made that for you?
- No, that's what I'm saying.
- Oh, you think it's bulls***?
- So a week before we're going to London.
- Yeah.
- Carlos calls me, he goes,
"Guess we're going to the Emirates."
Which is, you know, my favorite sporting team.
It's in North London and I've never been to the Emirates.
It's the stadium that they play.
- Right.
- And he goes, "Yeah, you're gonna get a tour of the grounds"
and this and that.
And I was literally, did I not cry?
- Yeah, it was emotional.
- I cried because I was so happy.
Did I go to the Emirates when I was in London?
No.
- No.
- No.
- I don't know what it looks like.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But...
- Don't say it.
- No, I was going to say,
do you think a different tour manager
would have got you to the Emirates?
- Hmm.
- Whew.
- Ooh, that's a good one.
Whoa!
Yeah!
- Oh boy.
- I think so.
- Boy.
- What?
- I'm going to take a second and say something.
- Go ahead.
- Go ahead, speak your mind.
- That was a funny bit.
- The Emirates thing?
- What I just said.
It was just for a bit.
- It's for a bit.
- But I think you did a good job and we do love you.
- Thanks, Andrew.
- And we appreciate you.
And McCone did a good job and we appreciate you.
And Richie...
- Did a better job.
- He did the best job.
- And he wasn't even there.
- And he wasn't even there.
- Ah, thanks guys!
- Yeah.
We got to put him in the animated show.
We don't even have a choice though.
Gripes out?
- It doesn't feel better.
- You don't feel better with that,
whether the gripes are gone?
- The apologies have to be a little bit more real, I think.
- You don't believe 'em?
- No.
Let's hear it now.
McCone first and then Carlos.
And let's just hear these.
I want to see.
And as a very, one of my best friends in the world.
- Yes.
- Will you be real to see if it's a real apology?
- Yeah, let's see.
- All right, let me try to,
let me just get my mindful hat on.
Beep.
And let me open my heart.
- Wait, it's loose on the side.
- Okay.
- There it is.
- Boop.
- It's open.
- Wide open.
- Wide open.
And let me open the moment.
Okay.
And I will turn my body, like animatronic style.
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
-
- Hi Bobby.
I just want to say legitimately,
I'm so sorry that I was filming too much
when you didn't want to.
I just know that whenever we're on these trips,
some of the best times of my life,
and I really want to capture every moment of it.
Not just for my memory, but for the fans.
- Can you stop for a second?
- He's already justifying it in some way, right?
I just want an apology.
He's, it's already tied into like why he did.
- I'm sorry, but.
- His behavior, but.
- Sorry, but.
- That's what it is.
Start over please.
Open and go.
- Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you
as much as I was.
And when you said stop,
and now we have a safe word to not do that,
so it'll never happen again, I guarantee it.
- Okay.
I felt, I felt real.
- A little bit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's still a little bit of a.
- Could have been more sweet.
No tears, nothing.
- The first one was gonna be sweeter,
but you guys wanted a more straightforward one.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I was like, I'll just cut to the chase.
- It's not what we want.
- That's not what I want.
- It's what you should want.
- Yeah.
- Interesting.
- You know, let me say something, man.
- Next.
- Hey, Bob.
- Carlos here.
I'm sorry I was so passionate about the show
and that I let it out on you.
I should have done better.
I should have been,
I should have done the Buddhist thing to do.
Sit with my feelings.
Don't release them in anger.
- Are you singing an Oasis song?
Very good.
- I didn't.
- Really good.
- Very good.
- And I love you forever, man.
Yeah.
- Are you high right now?
- No.
- Okay.
- No.
- Okay.
All right.
- I didn't buy it.
- I didn't buy it either.
- All right, yeah.
I love you forever.
- Yeah.
That's like what you would say on your wedding, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, you're not getting fucking married.
- Yeah.
- I've been married, so I would know.
- I know.
- Thank you.
- I know you have.
- So Jules, our Rudy Jules.
- Our beloved.
- Her mom lives with me.
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
- And Rudy lives with me.
- No.
- Okay, so every other night we have a movie night.
- Oh.
- Okay, and so they've been pretty open
to the movies I've suggested.
- Good.
- Okay, I'm trying to push Alien and Aliens.
- I love Alien.
- Do you like Aliens?
- Sure.
- Yeah, I thought it was very good.
They're two different movies.
The second one is more action-packed and more Hollywood,
but the first one is a masterpiece.
- Alien.
- But do you think they'll like it?
Because I showed them Taxi Driver and they're just like.
- Well, this is very different movies.
I think they'll like Alien.
- Yeah, yeah.
Really?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Alien's such a good movie.
- Horror?
- What?
- Do they like horror?
- I made them watch, we saw, not Talk To Me,
but the other Bring Her Back.
We like that.
Yeah, so we watch horror.
- She'll like it, she'll like it.
- But throw me some, 'cause I showed them,
I'm gonna show you the movies I showed them
and they loved.
Think about this.
Some of these movies they never even heard of.
All right.
So we saw Shawshank Redemption.
- Never heard of that movie?
- Never saw it, heard of it.
Imagine.
- Turn on the TV once.
- I know.
- Well, they don't have TVs.
- Yeah, they loved it.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
- Why?
It's easy to follow.
- No, I like it, I like it.
My point is like, I didn't know if that would interest them.
- It's a perfect movie.
- Pretty good.
- It's a pretty good movie.
- Steph King.
- Okay, that's right.
Very good.
- The second one is, then we went to Scorsese.
They loved Goodfellas.
- Oh yeah.
I would hope so.
So they like gangster movies.
- Yeah, they loved Casino.
- So good.
- So good.
- So good.
- Taxi Driver.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Shocked.
- I should have done Taxi Driver first.
- Before?
- Casino and Goodfellas.
- Maybe.
- Yeah.
Then we went to Shyamalan.
Shyamalanma ding dong.
- Shyamalanma.
- Yeah, Sixth Sense.
- They've never seen it?
- No.
- Never heard about it?
- They maybe heard of it, but never seen it.
- Oh my, and they didn't like it?
- Jules found out halfway through the movie.
Could I just say what, she goes,
she looked at Bruce Willis, she goes, "He dead."
- What?
- I couldn't believe it.
- She must've heard through this.
- I don't know.
She said she didn't.
- There's no way.
- He dead.
- Nobody knew.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nobody from when we watched the first time knew.
No one knew.
- I know.
I didn't know.
In fact, I didn't even know the 50th time I've seen it.
- I'm hearing this now for the first time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a switch every time for me.
- Okay.
- I'll tell you what they wouldn't like.
- What?
- Paul Thomas Anderson.
- So I was trying Boogie Nights and Magnolia.
They're like, it's hard.
- I'm telling you.
- No, it's not for them.
- What about this one?
- Wes Anderson, they wouldn't fucking like either.
- Aronofsky.
- No.
- Wrecking for a dream.
- There's no way they would like that movie.
- Well, then they saw Fargo.
They liked it.
- More receivable.
- And the best one they saw last night, we saw was Burn After Reading.
- Oh, yeah.
- Did you like that movie?
- Yeah, loved.
- It's so good.
- Loved.
- It's the Coen Brothers.
- You know what movie you should make them watch?
- So that's what I'm asking you.
What movies should we watch?
- Thank You for Smoking.
- Yeah.
- Well, I've never seen that.
- Great.
- It's such, that's a great.
- Harvey Dent from Dark Knight.
- That's a great movie.
You never saw that?
- No.
- Oh, man.
- Tobacco executive.
- Okay.
- It's a great, look at the cast.
Robert Duvall, Macy, Rob Lowe, Katie Holmes, Sam Elliott,
Adam Brody.
- Wow.
- It's stacked.
That movie's great.
- Okay, I'll see that.
- By the way, he's underrated.
- Okay.
But how about some more evergreen movies?
Like, I mean, imagine they've never even seen Aliens,
so it's like, we can go back.
- Um, how about like-
- Richie, got anything?
- Well, have they seen Social Network?
- Fincher, no.
I think maybe Jules has, but no, not-
- That movie's untouchably good.
- It's so good.
- One of the best movies I think I've ever seen.
- Yeah.
They saw Seven and Fight Club.
Two great ones.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Seven is so good.
- What sin are you?
- Well, you're sloth.
- I'm two, I'm two, and gluttony.
- Gluttony and sloth.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, how many do you have?
I'm not really, no, I'm-
- Pride.
- Too prideful, yeah, Pride.
- Or Wrath.
- Pride and Prejudice?
- Wrath.
- Wrath.
- Pride and Prejudice is a movie,
you should show them that.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- They, seriously.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay, what am I?
Zoom in on, so pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
- Mmm.
- I'm probably envy, no, no, no.
- What?
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
- You're seven for seven, baby.
- Who?
Who, me?
I'm not seven, no, no, you have-
- Wait a minute, let's go through them.
Do you have an ex-
- Pride, do you have an ex-
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- Time out.
- No, he's gonna make me so fucking mad right now.
- Hold on.
- I don't have seven out of seven.
- Let's find out.
- I know, but I don't.
- Pride, do you have an excessive belief
in one's own importance or ability?
- No.
I have imposter syndrome.
You know that.
- Okay.
- Oh, and I feel like I'm a piece of shit
and I feel like I'm a loser.
Come on.
- Yeah, no, but in AA-
- But McCone, McCone, be real.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, so I don't have pride.
- No, you can feel like both at the same time.
- You have too much self-loathing.
- I have too much self-loathing to have pride.
Thank you, McCone.
- No, it's 'cause McCone doesn't know AA talk.
You can be both prideful and feel like a piece of shit
when you walk in the rooms.
- Can you defend me?
Do I have pride?
- I don't go to AA.
- I know, but aside from the AA aspect of it.
- Carlos doesn't go to AA either.
- That's true, that's true.
- Yeah, that's a wash.
So no pride.
- Okay, good, thank you.
- Greed.
- Excessive desire for material wealth or position.
- I literally don't.
I'm so selfless with my money, you know that.
Jesse Johnson, how much money did I spend on her in London?
- $1,700.
- Exactly.
- Selfless 'cause you know that more is coming in.
- That's not why.
I don't have greed.
You know what, there's so many opportunities
that I've said no to just because it's like-
- You're right.
- Okay, good, so that's too, that's all right.
So, lust, okay.
- Intense or unchecked desires, especially sexual nature.
- I don't know, dude, because let me just defend this, okay?
- You're gonna say you're 0 of 7.
- No, I'm not gonna say 0 of 7,
but I just wanna defend myself, okay?
All right, so my therapist goes,
the reason, we've chalked it down to this.
The reason why my relationships don't work
is because I'd rather watch porn than have sex with,
and be intimate with my girlfriend, right?
So I've cut that completely out of my life.
It's been like four months now.
- But that says unchecked desires,
especially of a sexual nature.
That's what you're describing.
- What?
- Well, you're describing that like,
this thing can't fulfill you,
so you're doing the opposite to fulfill the sexual na